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semitunde:
I don't support aso ebi, but playing devils advocate here. Some ppl make the aso ebi quite high and then tie it to entry so as to reduce the people coming to the number and class they want.

I've been to two weddings where the invite and gate pass were supplied with the aso ebi after payment. Without the gate pass you couldn't get in. The alternative was to call a high ranking member of the family or the event manager to let you in on personal recognition; else you'd be turned back by security.

What happened to invitation cards?

MRBrownJ:
@OP
next time you ask such question, make sure you ask for the education level of all the people that answered, so we have an idea how smart Nigerians really are.

Most of the smart Nigerians are not on NL! Asides maybe a few in politics section (they waste time there cos they are actually on a paid mission). What ll a smart person be doing on NL! Loolz.


NB: am smart tho. Hehehe.

princemol:
THE ANSWER IS 1. simple logic 1=4 and 4=1 simple. forget about the 2=8, 3=24 bla, bla, bla!!!!

Actually, the term LOGIC has no significance in this your answer! What you should say is "simple mathematical rule" and not "simple logic"!

If we are to use logic, then the answer is 96.

Mistermamus:
After e don Bleep all d BIU, AAU uniben and auchi polytechnic galz man dey vex me ehn do wayo on e people anyhow.

Una can yearn dust ehn! You dey there when he dey bleep dem?

MilesMolesey:
Chai! see all these posters above telling the man to keep his mouth shot
and you begin to wonder are these the same people clamouring for Change?

I keep emphasising this! "THE FOLLOWERS ARE WORSE THAN THE LEADERS"!

The comments proves my point.

emekachimek:
What he did was: (100-100)=10^2 - 10^2 which is wrong. -100 does not have a square root but u can have square of -100 which is equal to +10000. ONLY POSITIVE NUMBERS HAVE SQUARE ROOTS BUT ALL NUMBERS HAVE SQUARES. He failed it when he factorized -100 as 10^2: It is wrong.

I think this is the best post that contradicts the OP's proof!

Everyother person is just talking trash. Trying to fom mathematician untop this supposed basic maths.

The OP seemed to be absolutely correct in all the steps till I saw this post and was reminded that ONLY POSITIVE INTERGERS HAVE SQUARE ROOTS. There lies the error.

Abegi! This is not realistic, Especially for us using mobile phones. I still don't see any sniper even wit the red circle. Abi dem be ghost snipers ni ?

Just Few weeks back, 4 Nigerian medical students studying abroad died from gas leak and now, this! Na wa o.

RIP handsome.

SirShymexx:
Darn! Why are you always angry?

Shiit, I go hard in the paint on these sides but mine is always for my personal comic relief cos I have got a weird sense of humour, and roaring at muthaphuckas and leaving them dazed and confused is how I catch my fun.

However, you just get angry like you wanna fight someone from ya computer lol. Better fall back a bit sometimes before you get emotional breakdown over internet clowns. It is not that deep lool..

Emotional? Now that's a laff. Trust me, I really don't give a hoot about any one on here. No one knows me anyway, so what's there to be emotional about? Well, I like to pull one or two erring children's ear every now and then but that doesn't mean am angry....

That awkward moment when a WOMAN called SEXYBABY says a WOMAN called the PETROLEUM MINISTER OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA is a disgrace to her family!

See how people of epic stupidity and classic low lifers who have no idea what they want out of life are coming on this thread to speak on behalf of her husband and her family on how much they hate her and how she is a disgrace to them.

Trust me, you idiots are more of a disgrace to your own families than a female petroleum minister can ever be. Especially a woman who calls herself SEXYBABY! Lol!

Imbecil.es everywhere!

No matter the propaganda and mudslinging thrown at this woman by those whose toes she has stepped on ( making them lose illegal money in billions) in trying to revamp the petroleum sector, the one thing they can't take from her is that SHE HAS ACHEIVED GREATNESS in her own way!

I love intelligent , resilient, strong and hardworking women! Her beauty is just a plus.

Dbestmax:
and who told you am not

Following your logic, it will be lovely and romantic (huhn?) to see your son wearing your wedding suit on his wedding day.


Really though, unless its a very very expensive (millions of dollars), fashion forward wedding gown, don't be so cruel as to expect your unborn daughter to wear ur cheap aba made dress on her wedding day. No be everything oyibo do we must copy.

sureway1:
bros which joystick are talking about again...... don't you have human feelin......

Am sorry but this really got me laughing! The guy dey run im joystick business based on say the living ghast wack! It annoyed me initially but on second thought, this guys had it coming. No be every die dem dey sober for.

Who knows how many lives they have cut short themselves even through armed robbery.

"Without make up" will be a lie. She has lipstick and black eyeliners on. "with very light make up" you mean. @op.

I think she is a beautiful woman which ever way tho.

Women will stop deceiving you guys the day you stop being moved by what you see...

Till then, please deal with it. It aint gonna change.

All I see is jeans and shorts.... Whr the bulala ni?

koladebrainiac:
Ifeayin Ubah has been going about telling lagos igbos that Lagos is a no man land. He wants all igbo to vote Jimi Agbaje- and Agbaje calculated on this,he now told Ndigbo that he will elevate their lagos kinship to equal Oba of Lagos. Naturally,Oba of lagos was furios,had to call Ndigbo to for meeting since they are his friend,they should not listen to agbaje and vote Ambode which they agreed on-to further home his promises,he had to made them swear or they drown in Lagoon. So this is not actually careless from oba

If Ubah campaigned for his party candidate, I see nothing wrong in that. Isn't that what every poiltician did? Evn the esteemed Oba had every right to campaign for his preferred candidate and he sure did.

The part I don't agree with Agbaje is him elevating their status to that of Oba of Lagos. But again, is this true? Did he really say such? I saw videos of that of the Oba's gaffe but none is provided for Agbaje's.

But if really Agbaje said that, how is that the fault of the Igbos? Why didn't the Oba curse Agbaje for those abominable words. Why curse death on a whole GENERATION of innocent people who didn't even know if any meeting was held at all.

Are you getting my point bro. That was what caused all this. The people that attended the meeting were not up to 0.00000001 percent of igbos. They were still gonna vote either Ambode or Agbaje. So why should such a revered Oba start wishing all of them death?

I still stand by my earlier convictions! *continues sipping lipton*

Could you all just shut up! Your senseless and illogical rants is epic, I swear!

Please answer this simple basic questions.

Did the "no man's land issue start during Agbaje vs Ambode election?

Who EXACTLY STARTED the DIVISION with crude and evil statements as far as this particular election is concerned?

How exactly did Agbaje cause the division?

Was it Agbaje that ALL OF A SUDDEN without immediate provocation start wishing a section of the country death and start ranting on and on about a particular section of the country voting his handpicked candidiate or be killed?

Who exactly was therefore disrespected?


Who therefore started the tribal sentiment as far as THIS election is concerned?


Is it not the same Igbo out of respect and courtsey that went to the Oba's palace only to be told mean and evil words?


Is it not expected that naturally the Igbos will react?

Ofcourse, Agbaje is PDP and was not going to win anyway! I mean Tinubu delivered Lagos even when PDP was the stronghold talkless of now!

But that still doesn't mean as a citizen of this country, the Igbos will not vote who ever they like.!

The Igbos voted mainly for Jonathan (up to 80percent in some areas) and the Hausas voted for Buhari (up to 98percent in some areas) but that is not a crime. That doesn't also necessarily mean they will prefer pdp in Lagos because they voted personality mostly. If you ask me, most igbos living in Lagos rooted for APC as far as lagos was concerned but your Oba had to start quarrel!

My question still remains, How exactly did Agbaje start the tribal division cos all evidence points to the Oba starting it! (talking abt this election ie)

Or are you guys really this illogical?


Btw, I ain't Ibo and I don't live in Lagos! Proudly Nigerdelta!

Quote me and be thrown into the Lagoon!

Ok, its a free world. Quote me if u like.... Sips lipton!

Okowa, we want!

Okowa, we need!

Okowa, we ll vote!

Anyone who thinks otherwise should go and dive inside Ethiope River! Thank you!

LordExecutioner:
oloribuku, abeg shut up. You are proudly 'Niger Delta' but you jump on all Igbo thread with victim mentality, crying like a biafra refugee. who is fooling who? otu nne gi and onye oshi. you're ashamed of being ibo, useless olosho.

what did you refugees build in the city apart from turn it to the overpopulated, crime invested nuisance that it's today? you can't even build ur own region and ordinary abokis in kano just erected something ibos won't be able to achieve in a lifetime. the joke is on you lazy refugee bastards. always bleating everywhere like a goat and chest beating like fools.

Otu nne gi again,Onye nzuzu and ewu Somalia. mechionu gi, foolish mgbeke.

On the contrary, my sorry ass friend, I wish I was one of them. Their men are hooot, , clean, hardworking, extremely generous and mostly christians with great genes! I just love those people and wish to marry one! Hehehe.... OK, away from dream like and back to bashing!

Ehen, you this slowpoke, that is how most of you run your mouths like watery diarrhoea! All talk and no substance. Even your men clap hands while in a feud like market women! You lot are so disgusting. You went and checked my past comments? Hahaha! So I am right, you are a jobless fool!

A real man will be out there hustling like most igbo men do and not come on the internet to be doing catfight with a lady! Heheehee!

Lazy ass male b_itc h! Again, go get a life!

LordExecutioner:
Oloshi, you want to play victim again after taunting the good and accommodating people for a long time. but now that they replied you, oya let's play victim card again. cry me a river, omo ibo.

bigoted ibo goat calling me a tribal bigot, i shudder.

ur end is near. when lagos becomes a city with law and order, all ur illegal activities and substandard goods won't have any place to hide, then we will know who the real boss is. lazy bastards, all engaging in illegal activities, no wonder iboland has refused to develop beyond the dark ages it is stuck in.

abeg comot for road, make i see front jor. onye nzuzu and osu like you.

Message loud and clear

We remind those Igbo who love to cause noise and tension in Lagos that you chose to come on your own, and that the Oba and people of Lagos did not invite you to come. The roads by which you came are still open. You are free to return home. We Yoruba are not causing disruption in your homeland; you have no right to continue to cause disruption in our homeland.

Hehehe! Why the heck do you think I am igbo or live in Lagos? Naaa, non of the above..... Am proudly Niger Delta whose oyel built your miserable Lagos. The igbos are helping you sustain what we built for you. If Igbos leave Lagos, are you sure you indigenous inhabitants can sustain it? Think about it. It will be no different from Osun or Ondo State with all the brown roofs and extremely dirty and poverty stricken environment. Just saying!


Oloshi! Ewu gambia!

LordExecutioner:
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Shut up, foolish ibo girl.


Very hateful and arrogant people.

You must be a baskad for calling ur mother foolish! Ode! Obviously, you are one of those lazy idiots who spends all his time on the net being a tribal bigot!

Get a life! Imp!

Is Lagos the only south Western State? There is Osun, Ondo, Oyo, Ogun etc. Why are they ALWAYS quarrelling about Lagos? That is because of its peculiarity which we all know! So stop screaming as if this is about "all yorubas"!

Again, you yorubas CANNOT categorically POINT OUT WHAT THE IGBOS DID TO YOU! WHAT IS THEIR CRIME EXACTLY! Wait, I know! They are buying up your lands and bringing in so much wealth to Lagos State, and probably stealing your shine. That is their crime!


You attack them FIRST and they strike back and you cry foul! You cry that they are insulting back! Now if someone curses your "dog" to do his bidding or perish in the lagoon within 7 days, will you smile and clap for him!
Talkless of someone saying that to a HUMAN BEING, OH WAIT, A FULL TRIBE OF HUMAN BEINGS! From their mothers to fathers to sisters to uncles etc!


I don't care about tribalism but I care for the truth!

Some yorubas are unnecessarily hateful and its annoying.

Ilekeh:
@adorable29

ND you say?

I agree with making Lagos a no man's land as long as the oil in ND belongs to all Nigerian. Then the likes of ND millitants will be no more.

Lol, let's not even digress. In one instance resources are siphoned by Nigeria and used to develop other states while the owners stay impoverished. In the other instance, Nigeria is bringing prosperity to the State thereby making the owners wealthy. Different analogy. No correlation.

Ilekeh:
Benin you say?

What till you guys start disrespecting Benins on Benin land and you'll see a tiger bare its claws.

Hav you asked yourself why always Lagos? Is Lagos the only South western state? Lagos was built to its enviable state by ALL Nigerians! Especially with our oyel money. If not for Nigeria, lagos would not be better than Oyo or Osun. Now what EXACTLY has those igbo guys done to you! Is it a crime to be a hustler, hardworking and successful anywhere you find yourself. All over social media, you insult them and they ofcourse insult you back. So who gave you the right to be "the pained one"?


Concerning the topic at hand, this is a typical example of the yorubas being the first to strike. When the igbo strike back, they start yelling "insult". Some of una too like quarrel and raking.

Nigerians should just let this people be. You will not allow them be president, yet you won't leave them alone. Its annoying.

Am Proudly NigerDeltan by the way.

No wonder I respect the OBA OF BENIN! That is a wise, peaceful, educated and knowledgeable Oba! He can never be partisan! His position is too sacred for him to be.

He blesses all candidates but insist and reiterates that they do not create anarchy and blood shed in the land with their political pursuits. That he will not tolerate! His Royal majesty settles disputes and gives advices to all who seeks his counsel. Oba gha to kpeye! Ise!

But some other Oba is the one spurring for unnecessary bitterness and war and laying curses on people in his land because of his selfish political interest and some little cash! This is just sad and demeaning of his Royal status.


But wait o! By extension, If you are yoruba and vote for Jimi, you will also be thrown in the Lagoon for going against the Oba's handpicked politician !

hugafella:
I AM SURPRISED AT THE SHORT MEMORY THAT NIGERIA'S SEEM TO HAVE. WAS THIS NOT THE SAME BUHARI THAT LOST AN ELECTION AND INCITED HIS ALMAJIRI ARMY TO KILL NYSC MEMBERS, IBOS AND CHRISTIANS? DID HE CONCEDE DEFEAT? DID HE CONGRATULATE JONATHAN?

HE SHOULD BE IN INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT FOR INSTIGATING THE KILLING OF OVER 800. SUPPORTERS OF BUHARI ARE THE REAL PSYCHOPHNTS. SUPPORTERS OF SPIRITUAL AND PHYSICAL WICKEDNESS. SUPPORTERS OF THOSE WHO PROMISED TO MAKE NIGERIA UNGOVERNABLE.

NO NIGERIAN PRESIDENT HAS EVER BEEN INTERNALLY SABOTAGED, VILIFIED, HUMILIATED AND CASTIGATED LIKE JONATHAN. EVEN OBASANJO THAT STOLE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS ARE PRAISED BY THESE GOONS, BECAUSE HE IS YORUBA.

AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, NIGERIANS SHOULD PRAY THAT THE MILITANTS DON'T TREAT BUHARI THE SAME WAY THE HAUSAS TREATED JONATHAN. I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS LEVEL OF UNWARRANTED HATRED FOR ANY NIGERIAN LEADER. DIFFERENT TRIBES ARE JUDGED DIFFERENTLY IT SEEMS. WHO DID NOT STEAL? OBJ? ABACHA? ABDULSALAMI?

ANYONE WHO SAYS JONATHAN IS NOT A HERO IS NOT ONLY FOOLISH, BUT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO SIT ON BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF OIL, AND GIVE IT ALL UP. WORSE OF ALL, THAT THE OIL IS IN YOUR BACKYARD. IF THE HAUSAS HAD THIS OIL, NIGERIA WOULD BURN IF THEY EVER LOST ANY ELECTION.

SOME STUPID NIGERIANS SIMPLY AMAZE ME.

This APC supporters scare me. Apart from a few, most of them are bitter and actually not peaceful. I pray this country does not CATCH fire of there is any attempt to vote them out in 2019.


I hope for the sake of us all living in this country that Buhari is the one to lead us to the promised land. This northerners will not accept or condone half of the bull poo they ditch out to us in the south! Their mind is as deep as a well. They hate the south deep down.

I haven't heard of any mosque burnt down here in the south cos Jonathan (an incumbent for thaat matter) lost.

I may not have voted for Dr Jonathan but I celebrate him because he has proved to be a gentle man in this process and allowed the people have their say. He made us understand that it is not a DO or DIE affair and that he is ready to leave if voted out!

I hope APC will do same if in the same scenario when/if they get into power.

I will miss GEJ though.

Message to APC if they win.

Dear APC, make no mistake! We did not vote GEJ out because we hate him as a person!
We voted him out because we want/need more than he can presently offer us.
I
f Buhari doesn't deliver, we will vote him out too in 4 years time! We aint gat no patience to wait 8years.

Just saying!

Its been awful.

989900:

Really, you live in the same neighborhood?

This is still a developing story and you're so sure?

What do you mean "you are so sure"? Are we not commenting based on what we read?

Following your logic, then we aren't so sure she had an affair. We aren't so sure she was taken to any hospital. Heck, we aren't even sure she was pregnant!

Afterall, you don't live in her bedroom.

989900:
She could have known before, or after (the guy might have been posing as single) she got pregnant.
It's murky, that's why caution should lead in our comments.

They were neighbors though. So how could she not have possibly knew?