Rip to the dead..

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this handbook thou.. very hilarious..

the question now is

.WOULD YOU WORK IN SUCH ORGANIZTION??

graciousolo:
Good job.

To think that someone like this could have been dead in the stampede.

And for the 2016 Hajj seat. Nigerians pray in your house!!! After the deaths and discriminations this thing should have been scrapped.

good start with a dumb ending...

Sai baba all the way..


#Hatersgonhate... Unchangeable pipgs ..

J

yh..thanks for the info..
but there is no link for interested fellows to register a profile and even upload their stuffs...can u help, as regarding this? I will be glad if u can...thanks in advance

issokay...

Lasu...what a school..

Chicken wey run way from borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup
Loose Translation: You Can't Run Away From Your Destiny

Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap
Loose Translation: Keep calm! Nothing last forever

Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef
Loose Translation: Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don't rush!

Akara and moin moin get the same parent na wetin dey pass tru make dem different
Loose Translation: How you start doesn't matter, what matters is how you finish.

If life dey show you pepper, my guy make pepper soup from am.
Loose Translation: Make something good out of a bad experience.

I get am before No be property
Loose Translation: stop living in the past and start living in the present.

If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash plate
Loose Translation: Don't outstay your welcome

Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala
Loose Translation: Easier said than done

No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil beans.
Loose Translation: Calm down,your temper won't solve the problem

Every mallam with em own kettle,every Northerner with em own radio.
Loose Translation: Every man for himself

Opolo eye no be open eye
Loose Translation: Having Big eyes doesn't make you civilised

Bring suya, bring suya,.......na cow body dey suffer am.
Loose Translation: Every action has a consequence

E go better e go better,na im make ibo man still dey Kano. Loose Translation: When there is hope,there is Life.

The difference between kpekere and plantain chips na packaging
Loose Translation: Don't judge based on appearance alone

Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start.
Loose Translation: serious things sometimes start like joke

Pikin wey use agbada take start guy, go talk wetin e go wear wen e old.
Loose Translation: slow and steady wins the race

The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered back.
Loose Translation: Don't cry over spilt milk.

Feel free to add urs

How Is HIV Spread?

People have lots of questions about the ways you can get HIV. HIV is transmitted in blood, semen, vaginal fluids, and breast milk. The most common ways HIV is spread are by

having vaginal or anal intercourse without a condom with someone who has HIV/AIDS
sharing needles or syringes with someone who has HIV/AIDS
being deeply punctured with a needle or surgical instrument contaminated with HIV
getting HIV-infected blood, semen, or vaginal secretions into open wounds or sores

Babies born to women with HIV/AIDS can get HIV from their mothers during birth or from breastfeeding.

HIV is not transmitted by simple casual contact such as kissing, sharing drinking glasses, or hugging.

Getting and Giving Blood

Some people are concerned about the risk of HIV when getting or giving blood. Hospitals, blood banks, and health care providers in the United States are extremely careful. Syringes and needles are only used once. And blood is always tested before it's banked. So, today, there is practically no risk of getting or spreading HIV by giving or receiving blood.



How Can I Prevent Getting or Spreading HIV?

There are many ways you can protect yourself from HIV. The surest way is to abstain from sexual intercourse and from sharing needles and "works" if you use steroids, hormones, or other drugs.

Many people have been infected with HIV by sharing needles. If you are using needles for steroids, hormones, or other drugs

Never share needles.
Get into a needle-exchange program.
Be sure to disinfect the needles you use.

Don't share personal items that may have blood on them. This includes toothbrushes, razors, needles for piercing or tattooing, and blades for cutting or scarring.

If you choose to have sex, have safer sex to reduce the risk of exchanging blood, semen, or vaginal fluids with your sex partner(s).

Safer Sex and HIV

Some kinds of sex play are "safer" because they have lower risk of infection than others. "Safer-sex" activities are those we choose to lower our risk of exchanging blood, semen, or vaginal fluids — the body fluids most likely to spread HIV. Each of us must decide what risks we will take for sexual pleasure.

Here are some common sexual behaviors grouped according to risk.

VERY LOW RISK — No reported HIV infections due to these behaviors

fantasy, cyber sex, or phone intimacy
using clean intimacy gadgets
masturbation or mutual masturbation
manual stimulation of one another
touching or massage
handling or body rubbing
kissing
MouthAction on a man with a condom
MouthAction on a woman with a Glyde dam or plastic wrap

LOW RISK — Very few reported HIV infections due to these behaviors

deep kissing that causes bleeding
vaginal intercourse with a condom or female condom
anal intercourse with a condom or female condom
MouthAction

(Try not to get semen, vaginal fluids, or blood into the mouth or on broken skin.)

HIGH RISK — Millions of reported HIV infections due to these behaviors

vaginal intercourse without a condom
anal intercourse without a condom

Talk with your health care provider about testing and treatment for STDs. Women and men with open sores from herpes and other infections get HIV more easily than other people.
Where Can I Get a Test for HIV?

Tests are available from Planned Parenthood health centers and most physicians, hospitals, and health clinics. Local, state, and federal health departments offer free testing. You can also buy an HIV home test kit.

Read more about HIV testing.

Should I be tested?

HIV tests are a normal part of health care. If you think you may have been exposed to HIV, talk with a health care provider about testing. Talking about what risks you've taken can help you decide whether testing is right for you.
Want to get tested for HIV?Find a Health Center


What If I Have HIV/AIDS?

Consult a health care provider who has experience treating HIV/AIDS.
Inform sex partner(s) who may also be infected.
Protect your sex partner(s) from HIV by following safer sex guidelines.
Do not share needles or "works."
Get psychological support with a therapist and/or join a support group for people with HIV/AIDS.
Get information and social and legal support from an HIV/AIDS service organization.
Don't share your HIV status with people who do not need to know. People with HIV may still face discrimination. Only tell people you can count on for support.

Maintain a strong immune system with regular medical checkups and a healthy lifestyle:

Eat well.
Get enough rest and exercise.
Avoid illegal or recreational drugs, including alcohol and tobacco.
Learn how to manage stress effectively.

Consider using medicines that may slow the progress of the infection.
What If I Have HIV/AIDS and I Am Pregnant?

If you have HIV and are pregnant, consult a health care provider who knows about HIV disease. Without treatment, about 25 out of 100 babies born to women with HIV are also infected. However, the use of HIV medicines, cesarean delivery, and refraining from breastfeeding can reduce the risk of transmission to less than 2 out of 100.






[size=30pt] AIDS IS REAL[/size]

http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-info/stds-hiv-safer-sex/hiv-aids

What Is HIV/AIDS?

You may have heard about HIV and AIDS, but many people don't know the basic facts about them.

HIV causes AIDS. HIV stands for human immunodeficiency virus. It breaks down the immune system — our body's protection against disease. HIV causes people to become sick with infections that normally wouldn't affect them.

AIDS is short for acquired immune deficiency syndrome. It is the most advanced stage of HIV disease.

In the United States, more than 980,000 cases of AIDS have been reported to the government. About 40,000 women and men in the United States get HIV each year.


What Are the Symptoms of HIV?

Some people develop HIV symptoms shortly after being infected. But it usually takes more than 10 years.

There are several stages of HIV disease. The first HIV symptoms may include swollen glands in the throat, armpit, or groin. Other early HIV symptoms include slight fever, headaches, fatigue, and muscle aches. These symptoms may last for only a few weeks. Then there are usually no HIV symptoms for many years. That is why it can be hard to know if you have HIV.

What Are the Symptoms of AIDS
AIDS symptoms appear in the most advanced stage of HIV disease. In addition to a badly damaged immune system, a person with AIDS may also have

thrush — a thick, whitish coating of the tongue or mouth that is caused by a yeast infection and sometimes accompanied by a sore throat
severe or recurring vaginal yeast infections
chronic pelvic inflammatory disease
severe and frequent infections
periods of extreme and unexplained tiredness that may be combined with headaches, lightheadedness, and/or dizziness
quick loss of more than 10 pounds of weight that is not due to increased physical exercise or dieting
bruising more easily than normal
long periods of frequent diarrhea
frequent fevers and/or night sweats
swelling or hardening of glands located in the throat, armpit, or groin
periods of persistent, deep, dry coughing
increasing shortness of breath
the appearance of discolored or purplish growths on the skin or inside the mouth
unexplained bleeding from growths on the skin, from the mouth, nose, anus, or vagina, or from any opening in the body
frequent or unusual skin rashes
severe numbness or pain in the hands or feet, the loss of muscle control and reflex, paralysis, or loss of muscular strength
confusion, personality change, or decreased mental abilities



How Can I Know If I Have HIV?

You cannot know for sure if you have HIV until you get tested. About 1 out of 6 people with HIV don't know they are infected, so testing is very important. Read more about HIV testing.

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ishiamu:


That's cos ur an illiterate.....an illiterate man shdnt lead educated people

Ishiamu. Or what do you call yourself.. When u want to quote,dnt just quote, you knw what, think twice before you do dat. Ok!. Now u have quoted the wrong person.. This is ur last warning.. Dnt quote me anymore on less you have something reasonable to say..

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[size=15pt]THIS IS WHAT I CALL A LEADER...

EVEN IF HE PRESENTS GALA NYLON AS SCHOOL CERT ... I WILL VOTE FOR HIM.

GMB NATION. [/size]

[size=20pt]WHATS WRONG WITH BABA??.. I THINK HE IS CONFUSED..

GEJ SUPPORTERS., I HAVE A PRAYER FOR YOU..

MAY YOUR LIFE BE RULED THE WAY GEJ IS RULING THIS COUNTRY..


CLAIM IT IF YOU TRUELY BELIEVE GEJ IS RULING THIS COUNTRY AS IT SHOULD BE RULED. [/size]

[size=20pt]Ok...meanwhile


ALL GEJ SUPPORTERS, CLAIM THIS.
MAY YOUR LIFE BE RULED THE WAY GEJ IS RULING THIS COUNTRY. [/size]

SPACE FOR SALE.
*PISSED*

Ok

[size=30pt]Do you know that the 2015 Gubernatorial election in Sokoto State would be the
most interesting in Nigera? Hon. Tambuwal of APC is contesting against
Ambassador Wali of the PDP. Hon. Tambuwal and Ambassador Wali are from the
same local government area in Sokoto State. Hon. Tambuwal is married to the
younger sister of Ambassador Wali (same father, same mother). When Ambassador
Wali was made Senate Leader in 1999, he brought Hon. Tambuwal to Abuja as his
special Legislative assistant. In 2003, Ambassador Wali practically sponsored the
election that brought Hon. Tambuwal into the House of Reps. When Hon.
Tambuwal became the speaker of the House of Reps, he used his position to
influence the appointment of Ambassador wali as Nigeria's Ambassador to
Morocco. Country people abeg, the question now is, who will Mrs. Tambuwal vote
for? Husband or Brother? She would either be a first lady or first sister.?[/size]

Ok

[size=30pt]Are you still under the illusion That GEJ will win the 2015presidential election? wake up. !!

GMB 2015 ..
Perhaps this little game will give you an insight of what I'm talking about
HIT LIKE IF YOU ARE IN SUPPORT OF BUHARI
HIT SHARE IF YOU ARE IN SUPPORT OF GEJ[/size]
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[size=40pt]
THE COMMUNITY HAS SPOKEN.. WHERE ARE THE PDP...??






I HEREBY DECLARE GMB AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AS FAR AS NAIRALAND IS CONCERNED..
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Ok

Holywizard:
How does it affect the price of condom & tramadol in my school?

Goddygee:
I no get wrk

[size=30pt]Are you still under the illusion That GEJ will win the 2015presidential election? wake up. !!

GMB 2015 ..
Perhaps this little game will give you an insight of what I'm talking about
HIT LIKE IF YOU ARE IN SUPPORT OF BUHARI
HIT SHARE IF YOU ARE IN SUPPORT OF GEJ[/size]