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Romance › Re: My Ex by advanceDNA: 10:10pm On May 06, 2024
This reminds me of that nairalander that use post food she cooks for her husband...omo the food dey always look like sacrifice they put for T-Junction .....

The plate seff dey fear person
Crime › Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 10:03pm On May 06, 2024
1Sharon:
So you know that other people here were asking for the other side of the story, yet you asked me "who was asking"
U are the one who saw the one person.....I did not......but u rushed at me, who isnt calling asking for the other side of the story


1Sharon:
Why do you assume I have NL PTSD? 😌
like seriously?? Ur comment and it being directed to me, shows your are driven by a completely unrelated premise thats obviously impairing ur thought & response process..


Wait...is this another gender war to you??
Crime › Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 9:47pm On May 06, 2024
1Sharon:
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U have serious issues ooooooo...but u don't know... So why ddnt u mention the one person who wanted to here the other side..

....but u came to insult me who wants justice for the woman without hearing the other side........ As nairaland induced PTSD is worrying u...
Crime › Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 9:41pm On May 06, 2024
motionarena:
You think life is Jason Satham movies
Pple actually get painted red for doing less than this in real life..
Crime › Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 9:38pm On May 06, 2024
1Sharon:
If na one random woman now, una go ask for other side of the story. Two faced lot.
PTSD is worrying this one...is this story not about a random woman......Who did u see here asking for the other side of the story..?

Werey!!
Crime › Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 9:33pm On May 06, 2024
santaclaws:
Easier said than done... You think vengeance is something you can get just by relying on your rage and anger? If he isn't careful, this case may be the end of his own freedom as well. If he kills the man and investigation points to him, which most likely would happen as there is an issue linking them, he may be sentenced to life imprisonment, if not, they can target his mom and kill her too...

Wisdom and patience are needed in the issue. Best advice is to sue the bastard to court. There is no court that would acquit him since there are witnesses.
Yawn!! U Grammer to much.... Someone matchet ur mama...u dey say easier said than done...

.he already gave me an easy reason
Crime › Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 9:32pm On May 06, 2024
FreeStuffsNG:
Do not take the laws into your own hands. This is a criminal case and attempted murder, the laws will adequately take care of it.
Yinmu!!
Crime › Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by advanceDNA: 9:32pm On May 06, 2024
Afam4eva:
The problem is that in 9 months, the anger that you feel will subside. It's better to act while the anger is still fresh.
...me no fit forget ooooo....u want make Dem know say na me off the guy ??
Politics › Re: Uchechi Okwu Visits Her Husband, Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Thanks Ifeanyi Ubah by advanceDNA: 3:52pm On May 06, 2024
DonroxyII:
E dey worry Old women pass young girls ... Women needed Sex the most at Post Menoupase Than When they were younger ... They even pay Young Dudes to Bang them ... No be Play Bro !
How can sex worry old women more than young girls wey ....wey hormones activity don reduce badly....?? .okay oooo
Family › Re: Married Woman Seeks Advice After Mistakenly Sleeping With Neighbor For Money by advanceDNA: 3:00pm On May 06, 2024
Sapasenator:
She mistakenly stumbled and fell on an erect dic*k.

It happens lets forgive her.
When Sarcasm came with RPGs and Kalashnikov rifles to a knife fight
Family › Re: I by advanceDNA: 2:24pm On May 06, 2024
Greatday8:
Good day everyone, how do you cope with an unsupportive family? Siblings that you know are doing very fine but anytime you ask them for financial assistance they will ghost you and tell you story
Guy....no dey talk like this....
If u see collect from family......be thankful ....
If u see nothing....don't feel bad...No one owes u jack man.... everyone has their own issues
Romance › Re: Man Surprises His Two Wives With Their First Cars(photos) by advanceDNA: 1:18pm On May 06, 2024
U don't mean it!!!

U mean the gender that never wants to hear the statement "men are polygamous " can actually share one penîs.......??


Fantabulous.....

See ehnnnnn....... U see that gender...they don't really have standards....just get money.
Crime › Re: Your Opay Account Is Not Safe by advanceDNA: 1:07pm On May 06, 2024
SocialJustice:
Na opay fault say you fall mugu? undecided
U too like vawulence grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Uchechi Okwu Visits Her Husband, Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Thanks Ifeanyi Ubah by advanceDNA: 12:46pm On May 06, 2024
Adeniyiademola:
If I be Kanu, I no fit dey worry am but what if you are the wife?
Dem be old couples naaaa.....these pple are well over 50...which kind yeye penis she go dey look for every where to disgrace herself...

I nor be woman...so I nor know how sex dey worry old woman of over 50..
Politics › Re: Uchechi Okwu Visits Her Husband, Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Thanks Ifeanyi Ubah by advanceDNA: 11:21am On May 06, 2024
Adeniyiademola:
Sorry for this question guys. Can a woman or the woman wait all long like 4 years ago now without having s*x with her rightful husband? I think Nnamdi Kanu don lose the p*ssy for other men!
So if na u dey captivity for 4 years with threat of death ...na pvssy u go dey worry about??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Terrible Experience Applying For A High Paying Remote Job by advanceDNA: 11:15am On May 06, 2024
village pple mark register before the party ended ??.. grin grin grin
Family › Re: Lady Who Secretly Welcomed Baby With Ex Dumps Husband After Sponsoring Her UK by advanceDNA:
set aside £5,000 monthly which he sent to her for her upkeep.


He bought her a car as soon as she landed in uk ....



Gather here if u hissed when u read the the above.....

That's why I said ...all this story with random online pics attached, na fake
Autos › Re: Neatly Used Toyota Camry For Sale In A Very Good Condition by advanceDNA: 3:29am On May 06, 2024
6million for used big daddy..... ??

Lol......

I'm waiting for the fellow middle men merchant to come show solidarity.....
Politics › Re: Pray For President Bola Hamed Tinubu. by advanceDNA:
Comedian..

...u no pray for urself first make u survive this tenure
Romance › Re: Be A Romantic Man Without Sèx by advanceDNA: 9:01pm On May 05, 2024
FalseProphet1:
You deserve a bell for this.

Send me a DM and I'll send you a bell so that you'll be ringing it every morning and be prophesying.

This I have seen.
My prophet .....may ur days be long grin grin
Romance › Re: Be A Romantic Man Without Sèx by advanceDNA: 9:01pm On May 05, 2024
Illegal1:
omoh...........nah only mumu dey fall in love then get time 4 dis rubbish..
Na woman way be that.....they want an idíot that will worship them no matter what they do.

And the funniest part is...they don't give this same advice to their own sons and brothers..
Romance › Re: Is My Husband Thinking Of Another Lady Whilst Banging Me?? by advanceDNA: 4:13pm On May 05, 2024
Sigh!!

Thank goodness...it's not ur boss today....

U nor dey tire for these u fake stories....
Romance › Re: A Lady Need Serious Advise, Pls Hide My Identity And Post For Me by advanceDNA: 2:42pm On May 05, 2024
Yawn!!!!!!

Una no dey tire for this story.....
Family › Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by advanceDNA: 2:25pm On May 05, 2024
DonroxyII:
Omoooo .... E Don Cast cheesy
Over cast seff
Romance › Re: Be A Romantic Man Without Sèx by advanceDNA:
I remember when I blind fold my ex just to play with her oooo.... The wérey later hissed and said she thought I bought her a car that im not romantic...

Nigerian women wey no sabi the only romance una sabi na ....

give me cake made of money
Give me credit alert..
give me what money can buy..
And then u top it with paternity fraud....
Family › Re: Nairaland Surprised Me!! :D by advanceDNA: 12:18pm On May 05, 2024
Sigh !!! Women and birthdays..
Politics › Re: Ignorant: Not Every Sanwo-olu Is Lagos Governor, Gboyega Slams Tunde Ednut by advanceDNA: 12:15pm On May 05, 2024
NasirudeenOla:
That's the ignorance he is talking about, so everybody bearing Sanwo-Olu is presumed to be Lagos State Governor?
But na him oga buy the space for himself naaa.....and there's no big deal in buying such
Politics › Re: Ignorant: Not Every Sanwo-olu Is Lagos Governor, Gboyega Slams Tunde Ednut by advanceDNA: 11:54am On May 05, 2024
This is not news naaaa....

Media aide wey nor say him oga buy burial space for ikoyi vault
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 11:49am On May 05, 2024
kel4soft:
Hi guys, I made a huge mistake when uploading my documents. I mistakenly uploaded my partner's passport instead of the one of my host but I included her (host) Council tax. What should i do now. I have already submitted the form and done biometrics.
Ur host??
Is this a visit visa??


Anyways.....u can risk it....I don't think it's a serious issue.....someone else may think otherwise though........if the ECO is considerate, they may ask for ur passport via NSF email ....or just ask TLS to scan it to them

....me I go risk am oooo


But If u don't want to risk it and u have money to another application u can cancel it and do another....But u may not get a refund because u have done biometrics and the application may have been opened .....but if u are lucky the application has not been attended to...u will get a refund.....


Ball is in your court

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