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Celebrities › Re: Davido Spotted Rocking Chioma On Her Birthday In Jamaica (video, Picture) by advanceDNA: 11:33am On May 01, 2024
..... and they said she's not happy....

U'd be surprised what the brain of most women process as happiness


Regina Daniels wey dey legally share penis seff dey happy die...
Romance › Re: Relationships With Nigerian Men Are Filled With Wahala - UK Lady Narrates by advanceDNA: 11:26am On May 01, 2024
iwaeda:
Those feminists defending, will realise many women prefer toxic relationship, to one without spice. grin grin grin grin grin
Even the one up there saying she wants peace will tell u she wants a God fearing man with a yahoo boyz and 420 vibes...
Romance › Re: Relationships With Nigerian Men Are Filled With Wahala - UK Lady Narrates by advanceDNA: 11:22am On May 01, 2024
JOACHINpedro:
The content ain't what you expected? tongue
She ddnt see that coming..

The plot twisted real quick
Education › Re: Young Girl Flaunts Coursemate Who Helps With Her Assignments by advanceDNA: 10:57am On May 01, 2024
ClassicNairan:
You said he has been friendzoned, How do you friend zone someone that is not interested in you in the first place?
Yes naaaa
Celebrities › Re: Lady Makes Strong Allegations Against Nollywood Actor Yemi Solade by advanceDNA: 10:12am On May 01, 2024
Amotolongbo:
I meant it could have been another person impersonating the accused
Yeah I get that part....

Weda it a parody or not.....someone sent something right..?? She should post the evidence of what they sent to her naaaa
Education › Re: Young Girl Flaunts Coursemate Who Helps With Her Assignments by advanceDNA: 10:10am On May 01, 2024
ClassicNairan:
Who told you he likes the ugly girl anyway
u go like show me where I talk say he likes the girl.....??
Romance › Re: Women Are Lesbians By Default Settings by advanceDNA: 10:07am On May 01, 2024
grin grin grin....
This scissors image the op posted above made me remember this babe that told me she was almost raped by her female colleague in the office during night shift when she changing in the locker room,...that the werey had pinned her to the ground before she threatened to scream .....


I shaa told her to report to HR before the perpetrator reports first and the victim becomes the accused....

But as I dey my crib.... grin grin grin grin....my vawulence imagination start to dey run wild.....like ...wait fess....how the fvck is the rape supposed to happen after pinning th babe to the ground.. grin grin grin....so this scissors image came to mind....
Celebrities › Re: Lady Makes Strong Allegations Against Nollywood Actor Yemi Solade by advanceDNA: 9:32am On May 01, 2024
Amotolongbo:
It could have been a parody account
Meaning??


The evidence will delete itself from her DM box??
Celebrities › Re: Lady Makes Strong Allegations Against Nollywood Actor Yemi Solade by advanceDNA: 9:21am On May 01, 2024
Where the evidence??....u can't just claim someone did something that's supposed to have electronic trail and u didn't provide anything..........
Fashion › Re: Helping The Poor These Days Is Very Dangerous by advanceDNA:
Testiebobo:
. Ondo people eh fear dem! I am even confused maybe it is my friend or his mother that are ingrate. What do you call this type of attitude? Happy new month!
Ondo pple?? U wicked oooo....how did u arrive at all ondo pple just because of this small matter??

U don help am.....forget what he did with it...

If it's money u gave to him...will u still monitor what he spent the money on...guy...witchcraft dey ur body
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s VAT Collection, Lowest In Africa – Tajudeen Abbas by advanceDNA: 8:21am On May 01, 2024
Them nor dey see minimum wage...


Na tax Dem dey see....

Oya ...increase vat naaa......awon werey
Education › Re: Young Girl Flaunts Coursemate Who Helps With Her Assignments by advanceDNA: 11:05pm On Apr 30, 2024
Sigh!!!

Friend zoned and being heavily exploited


And the guy na fine guy ooo...But the werey nor see the guy as anything...na cultist and olodo rabata dey drill the place

........
Romance › Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by advanceDNA: 7:00pm On Apr 30, 2024
EreluRoz:
But I talk true na cheesy
Which truth ..?? When u don't know how to read.....
Politics › Re: Maersk’s Reported $600m Investment In Nigeria Is News To Maersk Company by advanceDNA:
CuriousCart:
This is highly embarrassing.
politicians are known for their dirty moves.this is normal naaa..so it's not this one u should find embarrassing...

Just wait for the Nigerians that will support and justify the lies by insulting opposition, or looking for someone that has done a similar dirty thing.....

Is a sad tale.....I cant believe we are actually saying ..... "We have had better days"
Romance › Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by advanceDNA: 5:42pm On Apr 30, 2024
EreluRoz:
Small dick consolation quote Kikikikiki. Please ignore my comment
If e reach my turn..u'll start crying that they attacked u...
Car Talk › Re: Painter/ Panel Beater Wahala by advanceDNA: 5:41pm On Apr 30, 2024
Bedeupps:
He said the 90k is now the advance. Wetin I for do?
Sometimes...u count ur losses...
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Married Another Lady, Claims He Still Loves Me. by advanceDNA: 5:39pm On Apr 30, 2024
Juliearth:
It would be a wild gamble for her to waste her youth hoping he divorces his wife. That may not end well.
Wild gamble?? How...?? I didn't tell her to wait for him....I told her to keep the communication lines open and keep her options open....

...it's no longer a wild gamble since I told her to keep her options open....
Career › Re: Two Workers Caught On CCTV Performing Rituals In Office (video) by advanceDNA: 8:59pm On Apr 29, 2024
Is it inside employee hand book that they cannot do ritual??


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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Married Another Lady, Claims He Still Loves Me. by advanceDNA: 7:21pm On Apr 29, 2024
fubongfoodies:
how many years will that one take. Abroad won't phase my father. We've travelled to US, UK and Dubai together for holiday. Though my father wants me to relocate Abroad, he would want it done through legal routes.

Besides won't the court marriage prevent marriage in the future?
My point is, being there before u will make his profile look but better than before and no one will see him as jobless again....and ur father wants u to travel bah! ??

Court marriage?? It's just paper that can be scattered anytime....once they get abroad, everyone finds their way after a while, that's how it works...
....if he can get a sponsored job, which is not impossible these days for those that are already in the the system..u'd be surprised it wont take more than a year to bring you....

.. I mean.....u described him like he really wanted you and wanted to try by cancelling thebmarriage.... So, thats the angle I'm looking at it from


But my very beast mode risk management and vawulence side will just tell move on....but hey! thats how pple marry one person and love someone else....

U can at least try and keep the communication lines opens and also keep ur options open...if u get what I mean ( no let paternity fraud happen oooo)
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Married Another Lady, Claims He Still Loves Me. by advanceDNA: 7:08pm On Apr 29, 2024
JustPowerApps:
I don't give a bleep, this is what you girls deserve.
This Vawulence plenty ooooo
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Married Another Lady, Claims He Still Loves Me. by advanceDNA: 7:06pm On Apr 29, 2024
fubongfoodies:
I know that I am not an emotionally expressive person, but I feel that the breakup is my fault. Am I wrong? Why is he still clinging to me when he is married?
Forget who caused it....ur dad was a small Storm along the way u guys ddnt manage well....
If he's not lying about the sham marriage
....he will go abroad....it may take a while...he will likely reconnect....u will go and join him.....ur daddy will come around.....everyone softens once abroad is involved....

U go dey alright
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 6:53pm On Apr 29, 2024
sleekflow:
What of parking assist?
That one dey very important oo
My oga.... If I go buy used GoTv for 30k ..e go get parking assist ooooo, with follow come android screen, Bluetooth and GPS..
Car Talk › Re: Can I Make My Mechanic Sign An Agreement by advanceDNA: 6:20pm On Apr 29, 2024
TheGameYard:
According to him, he will be working with A Rewire, A gear Rewire . They will be changing a lot of parts in the hood. But no engine or gear change. Someone in Lagos was asking for 69-650k. But this man is in Ibadan and someone I know well at least.
What they want to buy nor get names.?? Starting to sound like a huge ripoff...

Well..if u can release money in bits to buy what they need ..it may help monitor progress
And be able to raise questions when u don't see u desired outcome........

If u can't release money in bits, maybe they are claiming they have to purchase all they need at once from Alaba or gate-ibadan.... U might want to be sit there with them make them lose what they want to replace before you and see the replacement when they arrive

It's a huge risk...i would have said u should sell as it is...but buying a new car na die for this period...so if 500k can put ur car back to working condition, it might be worth it
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 3:29pm On Apr 29, 2024
Fabinu:
.
Gotv 30k? Nawa
Na full option....

E get Formica, AC, and plus reverse camera
Car Talk › Re: Painter/ Panel Beater Wahala by advanceDNA: 2:59pm On Apr 29, 2024
U credited another 40k??

If 50k couldn't do anything, and u know he would have spent it.....why would u think 40k will do anything 50k could not??





Baba...U don lose guard....
Romance › Re: Lady Rejects A Man's Proposal Because She Didn't Know His Financial Status by advanceDNA: 2:28pm On Apr 29, 2024
Yawn!!!
Sports › Re: Prince Harry And Meghan To Visit Nigeria In May For Invictus Games by advanceDNA: 2:21pm On Apr 29, 2024
Sweetcho:
Sir, please, you don't need a degree in science to know that people can look like ancestors. Please change your glasses and don't let your hatred blind you
The insult joke you are trying to pass is actually on you ......So Charlie is not one of Harry's descendants??

U don't need a degree in science , to know also fathers and sons should look alike too.....the nigga doesnt look anything close to the man that supposedly contributed the sperm that made him..and he doesn't look like the grandfather either

Lol.... grin grin Hatred?? For what naaa??.. grin grin .u women cant dialogue without thinking attack...once someone doesn't agree with you..u start shouting "hate"...

......if u want to compare appropriately ... Post the picture of young Charlie, the grand father when young, and harry.....without a hat any form of image impairing accesory

The guy doesn't look like two of them....
Health › Re: UK Revokes Doctor Oluwafemi Tijion Esho License Over Sex For Free Botox by advanceDNA: 2:05pm On Apr 29, 2024
The doctor be like......Is it ur Botox.....??

grin grin grin grin

See life ...two adult consensually straff each, smile comot for fornication venue......one don lose means of daily bread.....the other dey form victim....Oloshó for that matter ooooo, wey collect botox as payment....


Career don ruin
Politics › Re: I Asked Chat GPT To Rate The Performance Of Peter Obi, Bola Tinubu And El Rufai by advanceDNA: 12:10pm On Apr 29, 2024
haffaze777:
I didn't assume anything,you people are found of condemn Tinubu supporters only when they retaliate, if I person do little background check on you now, we no wetin person go find.
Sigh!!! .....that's the issue with u pple....u are first a tinubu supporter before u are a nigerian......that is if a better nigeria even means anything to you....

That's why u see anyone speaking for a better Nigeria as ur enemy or pdp or obidient...
. U are probably just waiting for your turn to enter one public office and continue the pattern of poor governance ....
Politics › Re: I Asked Chat GPT To Rate The Performance Of Peter Obi, Bola Tinubu And El Rufai by advanceDNA: 10:57am On Apr 29, 2024
haffaze777:
Don't be Hypocrite, you didn't write this epistle on the thread created by Obi,dunce earlier.
Hypocrite.?? ..because u assume I see every thread on nairaland.....

. No be thread wey I see I go comment....the way u pple think sometimes is weird.....

Both obi and tinubu pple should chanel ur energy well....u pple are becoming a nuisance
Sports › Re: Prince Harry And Meghan To Visit Nigeria In May For Invictus Games by advanceDNA: 10:50am On Apr 29, 2024
Sweetcho:
Yess sweety as I said it's in his blood! Check out grandpa, you see grandpa you see him!!!!
Besides...see who pour sperm...

U dey show us picture of two people wey wear military cap, dey smile...

..madam ..they don't look alike

Sports › Re: Prince Harry And Meghan To Visit Nigeria In May For Invictus Games by advanceDNA: 10:41am On Apr 29, 2024
Sweetcho:
Yess sweety as I said it's in his blood! Check out grandpa, you see grandpa you see him!!!!
Dem no resemble.....

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