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Politics › Re: Tomorrow $1 = 1 Naira For 1 Hour But First Pay N100,000.00 Into This Account??? by advanceDNA: 11:57am On Aug 31, 2022
KnowAll:
It is a game of money where an institution with deep pocket would empower d citizenry. That is y d government can run such show in order to empower d people instead of just dashing poor people N20000.00 that is not accounted.
Okayyyyyyyy...now i understand...
But before the institution empower the citizenry....they want to be empowered first with the citizenry's money....??
Politics › Re: Tomorrow $1 = 1 Naira For 1 Hour But First Pay N100,000.00 Into This Account??? by advanceDNA: 11:07am On Aug 31, 2022
KnowAll:
If U managed to send your money to d account. Whatever u have in your Accor would be give to u in dollars. Assuming u have N30,000.00 Naira left in your account, that means $30,000.00 would be given to you. U see u don hammer be that.
U ddnt answer the question...what is transparent about sending money to someone you dont know to give you back more than 1000%.....??

Whats transparent about 30k naira becoming 30k dollars...??
Politics › Re: Tomorrow $1 = 1 Naira For 1 Hour But First Pay N100,000.00 Into This Account??? by advanceDNA: 10:44am On Aug 31, 2022
KnowAll:
I am saying d N20,000 does not make sense. My proposal make more sense.
Wjats transparent about sending money to account of someone u dont know?
Politics › Re: Tomorrow $1 = 1 Naira For 1 Hour But First Pay N100,000.00 Into This Account??? by advanceDNA: 10:33am On Aug 31, 2022
KnowAll:
It makes sense now. The N20,000.00 that d government is giving poor people that is not accountable does that make sense. At least d one is transparent.
U din jump to 20k.... u collect any 20k...??
20k wey be scam ..u dey say e make sense
Politics › Re: Tomorrow $1 = 1 Naira For 1 Hour But First Pay N100,000.00 Into This Account??? by advanceDNA: 10:26am On Aug 31, 2022
Lol....as u type this thing finish...e make sense to you at all??
Christianity Etc › Re: If Heaven And Hell Is Real. What Of The People That Lived Before Christ Came? by advanceDNA: 10:21am On Aug 31, 2022
Valoromega:
LOL. I'm just trying to know if the people that died before Christ came went to hell or heaven
Going by the bible... paul said its not the hearers or belivers of the word that is righteous but those that obey or the doers...same thing jesus said...that it is those that obey my words that truly love me and will be justified....

So it doesnt really matter weda you heard the words of righteousness from jesus or from noah or Daniel or jonah, ..whoever God sent during your time or dispensation....did you obey....??
Christianity Etc › Re: If Heaven And Hell Is Real. What Of The People That Lived Before Christ Came? by advanceDNA: 10:05am On Aug 31, 2022
Valoromega:
Christ is the only way. These people didn't know Christ, so where did they go
U go like vawulence....lol...
The person u mentioned is trying to explain to you bur its like u have you own violence narative
Health › Re: My Girlfriend Rejected Me From Entering Into Consultation Room With Her by advanceDNA: 8:33pm On Aug 30, 2022
Amotolongbo:
tanimola ko, tanimaana ni undecided
Kó funny
Health › Re: My Girlfriend Rejected Me From Entering Into Consultation Room With Her by advanceDNA: 8:18pm On Aug 30, 2022
Romanoff:
Some of you think because you're having premarital sex that you're entitled to husband/wifely benefits.

Are you her husband?

Is she a cripple that you need to follow her into the doctor's office?
The man should not be entitled..but the woman can be?? Women...una too smart
Health › Re: My Girlfriend Rejected Me From Entering Into Consultation Room With Her by advanceDNA: 8:10pm On Aug 30, 2022
Amotolongbo:
ta lo n jo ti aja n juru!
Tánímolá nì....
Health › Re: My Girlfriend Rejected Me From Entering Into Consultation Room With Her by advanceDNA: 8:02pm On Aug 30, 2022
Amotolongbo:
relationship ko, relationboat ni
Kó funny...
Health › Re: My Girlfriend Rejected Me From Entering Into Consultation Room With Her by advanceDNA: 8:01pm On Aug 30, 2022
Dtech08:
I just came back from work this afternoon and my three years old girlfriend told me she saw her period again despite the fact that she finished just last week. She advised that we consult a gynecologist because it is strange to see period twice within a month, I accepted and we went straight to a private hospital to see a gynecologist. On getting to the hospital, she insisted that she will go inside alone , she had to slammed the door at me.
My question is that, is it proper for her to go inside alone since we both came together for same purpose .
Immediately she was done with the consultant, she just handed over the account details for me to make payment , although i told her later and we drove away.
Pls I need advise because this is a girl I have plans for, is it possible she is hiding things for me or what precisely.
Administrator kindly push to front page, I need a whole lot of advise because am down presently.
Naturally the doctor will still tell you to leave so that the patient can feel free to answer any questions without hiding.....at that point she can now say to the doctore she has nothing to hide from her man

Sending you away before entering seff shows she's hiding something...no respect seff...she just said "go and pay" like you an assistant holding her purse....women of nowadays... men are trying

If you are planning marriage together...its a redflag.....nigga, i advice to on FBI mode ... retired olosho looking for fine boys to settle with full street these days
Health › Re: My Girlfriend Rejected Me From Entering Into Consultation Room With Her by advanceDNA: 7:56pm On Aug 30, 2022
Amotolongbo:
Only God knows how many boyfriend and girlfriend wahala we dey see daily for Nairaland.
How will you come nairaland and be complaining of seeing relationship topics??
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With 2 Women I Don't Know Which To Pick by advanceDNA: 7:52pm On Aug 30, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
you must have English comprehension issues.
Yes sir
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With 2 Women I Don't Know Which To Pick by advanceDNA: 7:45pm On Aug 30, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
you quoted me while being condescending to me, and i gave you a taste of your own medicine. take it or TAKE IT!
Lol...i was condescending to you??
Sorry if saying love isnt black or white means being condescending
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With 2 Women I Don't Know Which To Pick by advanceDNA: 7:32pm On Aug 30, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
what a pile of ARRANT NONSENSE!!!!
A) i never said love was automatic.... i instead said that it was NOT.
B) yes, you can be physically attracted to anyone, but your "love" for your partner will stop you from investing/nurturing anything out of RESPECT for your partner and/or most importantly, the love you "supposedly" have for them. if you believe thats its ok for someone in love to invest/nurture a worthless physical attraction to a stranger, then i am safe to say that you certainly do NOT love your partner....because you wouldnt knowingly hurt someone you love and/or the relationship you guys have together.
U are condescending..i dont like people that insult me over small talks....telling me im saying arrant nonsense.....ive noticed every dialogue is a contest u want to win......so you won ...are u happy now
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With 2 Women I Don't Know Which To Pick by advanceDNA: 6:55pm On Aug 30, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
IMHO, thats the lie we tell ourselves. if you love someone, your heart wont remotely be available to fall in love with someone else. you wont have the time to look at someone else in that way; to get to know someone else in that way; to get closer to someone else that way. IMPOSSIBLE!

you are making it seem like people fall in love at the snap of their fingers and/or fall on their head and automatically love someone else, lol!
You watch too much korea movies...theres nothing automatic about love...Love is a feeling...
.its starts with physical attraction..
.it needs investing or nuturing for growth
And it can also diminish with distance, less investment and hurt like physical harm or infidelity...

Make no mistake...people can actually develop romantic feelimg for two different persons..

thats why discipline is compulsory for us as humans otherwise we are no different from animals
Politics › Re: 2023: Why Peter Obi Is Gaining Prominence Nationwide – Makarfi by advanceDNA: 6:07pm On Aug 30, 2022
Una dey hear dirty talk..??
They will say just about Anything to keep their party in power so they can keep getting appointments and cashout...
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With 2 Women I Don't Know Which To Pick by advanceDNA: 4:00pm On Aug 30, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
if you "supposedly" love 2 women, then obviously you never loved the 1st one, because if you did, you wouldnt have reached to the 2nd one.
Emotions are not black or white.....there can be a bit of overlap and complicated parts
Romance › Re: I’m Breaking Up With Her For This Reason, Hope I’m Not Wicked by advanceDNA: 1:58pm On Aug 30, 2022
Rozross:
You are insecure, learn to have a strong grip on your woman and she’ll never misbehave even at her most vulnerable state. I’ll always prefer an alpha man for personal reasons, I have no business with a weak and insecure man
Somehow...its his fault..??...sigh!!!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Where Is Lagos State $1.2B Rail Money by advanceDNA: 9:20am On Aug 30, 2022
The rest has been swept under miscellaneous expense as usual....

..welcome to nigeria, where a few people in goverment steal money 20 generations to come cannot finish spending
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
princecemo:
Hello, for those people that mailed me, pls you can reach me here i will try and reply ur chats.
Make una no cast nigeria ooooo....discuss these details with people via email
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 9:10am On Aug 30, 2022
Chefyemc:
No. Just 1 in Lagos
Iom centre on isaac john,google that
UKVI has added 2 more centres...

Qlife family & the The Consultants Practice

Qlife is even cheaper than IOM....
Family › Re: Father & Daughter Banished From Nnobi, Anambra For Incest That Produced 2 Kids by advanceDNA: 7:12pm On Aug 29, 2022
Thinkam:
sad Incest is not a crime, It's simply frowned upon..

This sentence is just too much, leave them be. You can't chose who to love
LGBT people..una don reach here......you people's penís and vgina has boundaries whem it comes to sexual pleasure


Always hiding under love...
Celebrities › Re: Tekashi 6ix9ine's Girlfriend Arrested For Domestic Violence After Fight In Miami by advanceDNA:
Nigga will soon get killed by that woman....

and it will all be self defence for her especialy when theres no footage or witness
Romance › Re: . by advanceDNA: 5:49pm On Aug 29, 2022
Miravik900:
Thanks for the comments I'm closing the thread
U ddnt lose her....na mind game she dey play with you....shes trying to shift the more leverage to her side...

when a woman starts posting long-winded text in anger with no punctuation.

relax...u no suppose say anything more than

" i wish i could see your face..u are always extra pretty when you are angry"
Christianity Etc › Re: . by advanceDNA: 5:29pm On Aug 29, 2022
emmaodet:
For some time now, things have been happening in my life which i can't really explain.
So many things happening and i am just at a cross-road.
First of all, i can't really say i am a deep Christain even if i am from a strong Christain home.
I have been a nominal Christain all along. I am neither her nor there when it comes to Christianity.
One leg in, one leg out.
During my low time in life, when things were very rough for me 5/6 years ago. My business/investment crumbled, financially at mess, i decided to sort spiritual help by seeking the face of God i so much doesn't really believe in but you know some situations just render you helpless and depressed.
SO i met this prophet in Ph. My concern about this man is that though he sees vision(or whatever it is) but he is too money conscious.
Tbh, he has told me many things about my past, told me many things about my wife and in-laws despits not knowing them nor met or seen them before.
He predicts 90% accurately (how he does that i don't know but he claims it is God)
Told me my FIL once worked as a doctor in saudi, how he came back and became broke.
He predicted i will get a work in saudi and it was true.
Predicted again he saw me working in Angola and it came to pass again. He told me this january this year ( he doesn't predict offpoint like you will work in Africa, No. he will call the country name whole haaaaa waaaa and it will be correct.
He said my former company will call me and give me a lump sum. Never believed him because i already left company 6 months ago and never heard the company do such. My brothers on nairaland, company called me oooo and paid me a lump sum.
Told me sooo many things, i mean so many things. So this is not about him being fake or heard info from somewhere.
It is either he is genuine or using voodoo. It can only be 1 out of these 2 options.
Now the issue is, he is toooo money conscious.
He has literarily turned me to his ATM machine.
First, he forced me to be paying tithe and it has to be his church. How will i be staying in lagos, going to church in lagos but paying tithe in Ph? does it really make any sense?
After so many pressure, i started doing that but i noticed he has graduated to other things.
He will tell me he saw this or this or if i explained some challenges am facing, he will tell me to raise so so so amount to solve it.
He has collected so much from me this year, bought some instruments for his church.
Now he claims i need to raise about 1.5m to pray for me else he sees them sacking me or reducing my salary where i work presently and it has to even be in dollars and not naira.
No be juju be this?
What kind of God ask millions and even requesting dollars to save me? what happens to prayers and fasting again? are those not working again? is tithe not working again?
Abeg, no be juju be this?
The man seems to have been running street on me.
I am not that stupid, i have been observant and keeping records of his request.
The only reason have been keeping him at arms length is just because of his visions but he is becoming a burden and something else to me.
Now requesting millions? to pray and avert only God knows what?
I am not that stupid. It took him a lot to convince me due to his near-accurate visions else i no get that time too for all these pastors.

My question is - how does he do it? how does he predicts nearly accurate events both past and future? it was what made me let down my guards with him

CC:
Skepticus
SeaTrade
MrBrownJay1
luminouz
Raalsalghul
crackkhaus
Martinez39s
CAPSLOCKED
Ilekokonit
pansophist
ubunja
Whenever i hear a grown man clearly stating all the redflags in a situation but is still confused, i know he has been hooked..

....U will still pay cos he don hook you...
Business › Re: Should I Buy Land Or Continue Saving? by advanceDNA: 5:23pm On Aug 29, 2022
Goodboy2000:
Nairalanders, please I need your candid advice.

I am a serving corp member and have close to 800k in my life savings account and don't know what to do with the money now, I am thinking of buying land with the money, or should I continue saving?
Whatever you do....
dont have a girlfriend now....
Otherwise, na bone straight wig and iphone 13 you go end up using that money to buy....
Romance › Re: Men Really Think It's Okay To Live Like This-woman Shades Men On Twitter by advanceDNA:
HRHQueenPhil:
To live like this for more than a year is just wrong ..will end there
Its always funny and weird that women have the same thinking .....people have rooms like this in school for 4-5years and you women go there amd spread legs..... single life is different from when u need to raise family
Family › Re: 24-year-old UK Woman Artificially Inseminated Herself; Gave Birth To A Baby Boy by advanceDNA: 5:15pm On Aug 29, 2022
TOPCRUISE:
This gender doing everything to make men more irrelevant in this world. angry
How is this making men irrelevant??
did she grow the spérm in her backyard??
She still had to beg a man for the spérm
Family › Re: 24-year-old UK Woman Artificially Inseminated Herself; Gave Birth To A Baby Boy by advanceDNA: 5:09pm On Aug 29, 2022
IamMobisola:
So basically you are saying those who have fertility issues don't deserve to have children or those who opt for artificial insemination?
U sound like nigerian police.....

Police: did you date the mary, one of the deceased?..
Suspect: Yes sir
Police: so basically u are saying the u killed her and her friends and used her for money ritual
becos u were jealous she had new boyfriend
Family › Re: 24-year-old UK Woman Artificially Inseminated Herself; Gave Birth To A Baby Boy by advanceDNA: 3:29pm On Aug 29, 2022
Allison012:
Wait let her reach 50 years she will start looking for husband.na there naija guys go use her find permanent visa to UK.
So lesbians stop being lesbians as they age??

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