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This is funny and pathetic at the same time

Op did not have sex yet he's paying school fees and upkeep and still got burned......


There's level to this thing called simping oooo

Its like some people are born simps

virginprincess:
Nigeria men can do anything just to leave this country .......Tueh.

Lol....its funny when this is coming from your gender.......
the gender that cant date without money...
The gender that cant have sex without money
Beg after two mins of meeting a stranger....
The gender that dates ritualist and fraudsters knowing what they do..

Madam you don make me laugh fall comot for chair abeg..

Stephen2324:
Can Someone please recommend a heartbreak songs for me, it has happened again

You dont need any RnB or slow jams now...

Those days wey we still love like korea movie love ....when heary break happen.....
we listen to "Move bítch" by ludacris non stop for 1 week...
The key to getting over heart break quickly is getting another person....dont sit around thinking about someone that doesnt care about your sorry azz...

Women and being the centre of attention...

i wont date you....but you must not move on..you must keep giving me attention even if you are married...

God1000:
This keyamo should be ashamed of himself, this is why I hate politics sometimes

Nigerian politicians will say black is white as long as their party remain in power for them to keep chopping money.... nothing concern them with masses welfare

Stallionhorse:
just mam money and don't be an excuse.. Try to be perfect in all aspects of your life..

You just mentioned another point...no one is perfect in all aspects of their lives...

Stallionhorse:
we'll when I was broke I respected myself and focused on my goals.. Right now I'm soft and I'm not scared of billing it makes the relationship sweet. Of the guy had a bright future as you claim he should concentrate on that.. Its embarrassing enough the girl had to bring it to social media and mock him. Do you see girls posting screenshot of rich guys asking them out?? No!!

Hope you know rich is relative..your softness is considered poor to some so girls who dont even have half of what your have...

..so this woman is just clout chaser...men ask women out... no big deal....we all dated in college when we were nobodies...so everybody deserves love

Daslenan:
she cannot deny it because their WhatsApp chats and videos are there to prove.

Did u copy it??
Did u keep the proof..?? No talk like baby jor
If you confront her...she will delete it...and look for a way to make your testimony false

Daslenan:
She mistakenly gave me her phone to do something for her one fateful day. What I saw stroke me! I found out she's having sexual relationship with another man. This discovery has been disturbing ever since. I'm thinking of confronting her or telling my uncle about it. Please your pieces of advise may go a long way.

Confront a woman about such?? , she will turn ur uncle against you there by invalidating anything you will ever say..

.if she has small vawulence in her blood ..she can accuse of you of touching her brezz or yansh.....u don turn Joseph be that

Leave them alone..that's your uncle's reward the reward of marrying an adultrous woman... i dont pity people that dont look out for redflags in their relationships after marrying retired olosho...

her kind will soon come and tell us how its your uncle's fault....If hes a simp he wont believe you anyway unless he has been suspecting the wife before...

Another way..u can tell your dad or mom... i mean whoever is related to him btw the two of them for him to be your uncle.....but dont tell your uncle....

Stallionhorse:
can't you see that his long love epistle is a copy and paste. As a coper her salary is still more than that of a gate man.. The highest a gate man can earn is 30k and thats if your working for asecurity outfit but a private gate man is 20k or 25k thats if you sweep the compound and wash cars do the tenants.. Lol.. And if the girl is broke why will you recommend w broke guy to date a broke girl. You want poverty to kill somebody's daughter. Even you do u like yourself when your broke?

In case u havent noticed, people dont remain broke for life, One fantastic job, one great connect, one stroke of luck..can change a broke man in a day....

So by you standard...women shouldnt date people that aren't rich at all......and when they also become broke women have every right to dump the relationship or marriage........since poverty shouldn't kill someone's daughter....

Brother....life is not black and white ...

Rozross:
Adam was manipulated , so stop deceiving yourselves. Men will always submit to sex no matter how hard they think they can resist, except the said man never see his spec. Stop stressing yourselves, there are things you can’t change

Do you even understand what he's saying here

Chrisvotel:
thanks man but how did you get 14 in the number 1 questions I will really appreciate it if you explain even a bit

4+4X=5X-10
4+10=5X-4X
14=1X
X=14/1
X=14

Omihanifa:
What a shame. Ordinary 4billion transaction upon all the noise

Lies from the pit of hell...

How can commander in chief of the armed forces of the federation not be handling security.......what kind of party is this...??

Channah1:
Yoruba style of cooking beans and even yam.

U still carry tribalism enter food...may God help you

Omihanifa:
God is my witness. Standard chartered bank has brought up to 4 debit cards to my house via UPS. They don’t charge you for the card neither will they charge you for the delivery.

Another good thing about the bank is that transfer is free, no sms charges, no illegal charges on your account. If you leave 1k for you account, come back in 3 months you 1k is 1k no deductions.

Themm dey run abroad style of banking....

interesting....make i try upgraded

nurain150:
I saw a standard chartered 100$ bypass limit with their visa infinity card with a 100$ monthly spending limit

So how much transaction were you able to do with the card??

Omihanifa:
They brought the card to my house via UPS

U gotta be kidding me....

Did u pay for ups service

The account i opened online i tried upgrading but tgey ddnt upgrade me after uploading ID and NIN

Hello sandyd

Dont have access to my email now...but i saw that u sent me pm on my nairaland home page...

Lets talk on this old thread

Omihanifa:
That’s the best bank in Nigeria.

So i heard...
But How did i get your atm?? Or u live around ikeja.??. i cant be travelling several km when ever i branch service

fadilaMaikiriki:
But, not anymore right? Or are you still doing them? And will you eat the food above if somebody offers them to you?

Not anymore ooo..
. i rarely take sugar these days

Durabest:
I want to advice Mr. Peter Obi on what he need to do to safe himself from the highest defeat of his political career. I had known Nigeria politics long b4 these time,a year popularity cannot give you victory in Nigeria presidential election. Some people has these habit of pushing someone to their failure and Obi is about to be the next victim.It happened to Jonathan 7years ago,Obi should learn from history and retrace his step.From his body language i can see that Obi is not ready to contest but people with fake love are pushing...Obi should be man enough to tell us the truth.Despite the cash donations that is fast coming,let him step down for legendary leader like Tinubu.If Obi refuse to stepdown and Atiku happen to be the winner then the South should not blame the North for taken over after 8years of Buhari...

Defeat is a crime....
...atiku has been experiencing it..
..buhari experienced it 3 times before the win
U people are just afraid the guy might win... if you are sure he will lose...leave him... let him lose honorably instead of chickening out like a coward

nurain150:
I saw a standard chartered 100$ bypass limit with their visa infinity card with a 100$ monthly spending limit

That bank that doesnt have branches..how u dey use them??

fadilaMaikiriki:
I just saw someone pour sugar on cooked beans and was about to eat. I decided to take a picture because it's kind of weird to me. I haven't seen or heard of such food combinations before. Who has eaten this or seen it before? The person claims it makes the food more delicious and tasty.

Attached below is a picture of the food

Na only swallow i no add sugar as a child.....
yam..rice, beans, i did all the experimenting with sugar

Chrisvotel:
Please can anyone help me solve this math problem it's for my sister and she's submitting it tomorrow I've tried every method I know but I couldn't get the answer it's a number to words question
1) 2 is added to twice a certain number and the sum is doubled. The result is 10 less than 5 times the original number. Find the original number
2) I add 12 to a number and then double their sum. The result is one and a half times what I get when I double the original number and add 12. find the number
There where 3 questions but I managed to solve one using simultaneous equations but these ones are complicated
Mods please help me push this to the front page.. Thanks

The number is x
1) 2(2 + 2X)= 5X-10
4+4X=5X-10
X= 14 show full step ooo...so she doesnt lose marks

2) (12+X) double the sum 2(12+X)
2(12+X)= (2X +12)3/2
2(24+2X)= 3 (2X +12)
48+4X=6X+36
6X-4X=48-36
X=12/2
X=6

This is serious....depreciation, wear and tear was not even considered...

Cokky01:
Yes and I have send him Pi and he has not pay or reply since 12pm

Haaa....u are the one selling something yet u sent it before seeing money

since pi has not hit exchange market i'm not totally sure its legal to sell....if the network notice the transfer they might block you both and delete your account.

Just now some one that only announced he buys pi and gave his instagram details on the chat has been blocked and deleted

Cokky01:
This Guy na scammer beware

You contacted him??

Stallionhorse:
The guy is a gold digger!! He should go and work hard cheap biiiitchees like this will be begging him in his DM! God didn't create man to beg woman for love.

Which gold is he digging??
..the babe is corper...probably a broke azz one...the gate man is obviously not an illetrate from his write up..he might even even a certificate....

Broke or not.. every one deserves love....besides, you'll only get gold-digging women if you become rich before looking for a woman to date or marry...

Lollittaa:
MEN have been patronising prostitutes. It has been a mutual arrangement, money for sex, yet WOMEN have been the ones being shamed
For liking sex, for even having a libido
For putting a price on sex.

Stop asking me silly questions.

Sigh!!

U have very weird understanding of context in a line of thought or comment...I can see your aim is just to insult.......

So.....fire on and enjoy yourself...

Eedris wey not get money reach Senator did transplant here in Nigeria...no noise ... no donor hassle....

But when u have deliberately messed up the every industry including health care .....u just had to run abroad out of fear for the monster you created.....

There's an old saying...the poisonous food your prepared and spread to the public will somehow find a way to your doorstep

Medianna:
You're a potential and future baby boo na. Capability test is allowed.
If a lady doesn't pursue guys with all these, every tom dick and harry will be disturbing her..
But now I believe in her list, you are taken care of!

Lol......Capability test is begging someone you barely know for 20k...??

You Women are just "fantatsic"...

you have successfully turned being broke to a normal dating criteria for your gender, and begging/taking advantage of men's interest in you a must-have skill ....... its amazing how you justified it...