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Romance › Re: Lady Covers Up Tattoo Of Ex-boyfriend’s Name On Her Chest After Breakup(Photos/V by advanceDNA: 11:35am On Aug 01, 2025
When you want to get permanent tattoo of your boyfriends name, make sure the name na like John, Luke, Matthew, Jeremiah, Isaiah or even Corinthians, or Thessalonians...so u go just add chapter and verse if una break up

Romance › Re: Finally Getting Married To Her by advanceDNA: 6:41pm On Jul 31, 2025
Mariangeles:
Maybe you're the man God sent to rescue her.

Nobody is beyond redemption.
Until it involves your own son or brother, y'all are never fair....una go dey push another vvoman's son inside suck away .... Well done ooo.

. grin grin
Romance › Re: Finally Getting Married To Her by advanceDNA: 5:33pm On Jul 31, 2025
ediko5:
Baba some men with SIMPing Na 5&6
Imagine OS for the same area where she don cast. Chai

Some people go say the OS use jazz but Na big lie
No be jazz..
.normal normal, na so lovv-s€lf £st££m guys dey roll... They need to play captain save a skirt
Romance › Re: Finally Getting Married To Her by advanceDNA: 4:04pm On Jul 31, 2025
Sirkingsnado:
Wish me luck hommies.
Baba....you will need more than luck for this journey.....u have not yet realized what you want to enter
Romance › Re: What Does This Mean? by advanceDNA:
It's means your subconscious is playing back the news that Morocco is tackling Nigeria's women football team's victory....
...but because you are always day dreaming of meeting a very rich man that will give u soft life and u don't have to work...... Ur mind decided to play it back as a King/baby girl scenario
Autos › Re: Very Neat Toyota Camry Tiny-light @ 900k (08085086190) - Autos by advanceDNA: 6:59pm On Jul 30, 2025
Aydot99:
Boss don't be selfish na. Only you pack 36 no wahala sha. Do you plan to resell make I order from you then
Order wetin??.Cars wey Dem don already pay me for.....
Autos › Re: Very Neat Toyota Camry Tiny-light @ 900k (08085086190) - Autos by advanceDNA: 6:34pm On Jul 30, 2025
RealLordZeus:
if he supply you finish, follow am talk make he bring 10 come this side, 100k settlement for each

grin
Baba...I nor dey sure say u go see 10 copies ooo....I don change my own order to 36 copies
Autos › Re: Very Neat Toyota Camry Tiny-light @ 900k (08085086190) - Autos by advanceDNA: 4:55pm On Jul 30, 2025
Hahahhahahahahahaha!!!

If u get like 3 copies ....abeg I mind... Drive am come area H.....I go pay you immediately
Romance › Re: My Friend Won’t Talk To Me Because I Show Interest In Her Ex by advanceDNA: 2:14pm On Jul 30, 2025
Silentgroper:
he was ber friend before her friend's ex ..


She has an edge here and did no wrong
Which edge....she's just setting her self up for chop and clean mouth...

....the op only met the guy first ...nothing like friendship... the friend asked her which she confirmed nothing btw them since the guy wanted big big things....
Romance › Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by advanceDNA: 2:10pm On Jul 30, 2025
Dzzzz:
He can do 69 then both sides win..
U are a d£Uil's apprentice. grin...you shaaa find a way ti balance the transaction
Romance › Re: My Friend Won’t Talk To Me Because I Show Interest In Her Ex by advanceDNA: 4:38pm On Jul 29, 2025
Jeweltz:
You have a crush on me. Just say it.
Lol.... Crush?? So pple can have crush on who they don't know??

I picture u around 40 for someone d£spra@te for a guy that doesn't really want her........so permit me to say, maybe in another, universe, time and space...cos anything is possible...

.but in this life....I don't date above 30 or less than 26...
Romance › Re: My Friend Won’t Talk To Me Because I Show Interest In Her Ex by advanceDNA: 2:08pm On Jul 29, 2025
Jeweltz:
Since then she’s been refusing to talk to me. She talked to our other friends and no one listen to my side or the story.

You didn’t even know this guy, I do.
I've seen someone hvrt badly for this same move..........You don't date your close friend's ex....unless you are not close at all.....

this is a street thumb rule, especially for you women that sometimes dont let go 100% ....even if u ain't dating a guy anymore you still him to be all over you so you can feel good about how u have his mumu button any day

By the way... you suppose know say this may likely go south....... You are not his spec from the start .....he chose ur friend even though you were there cool...the guy will just, chop & clean mouth....
.........see as I dey look your egungun wey don nearly reach express

Crime › Re: Kidnapped Victims, Nursing Mothers Forced To Kill Each Other In Zamfara After Pa by advanceDNA: 1:48pm On Jul 29, 2025
One bandits are paid....they have all the leverage and the odds of survival of victims reduced significantly....

.there ought to be another way to negotiate these ransom & release paroles....
Crime › Re: Girlfriend Stabs Man To Death In Ondo Over Infidelity by advanceDNA: 9:32am On Jul 29, 2025
DIVINEEVIDENCE:
[b]Its an insult to all married people to be talking about cheating and infidelity in boy and girlfriend relationships.

No man or woman owes you sexual faithfulness when you're not married to them.
Na boyfriend dey become husband...na girlfriend dey become wife.... Pple will know each other, date before marriage..

... Saying no one owes you faithfulness until inside the marriage sounds very dvncish....
Family › Re: Would You Have Chosen To Be Born If You Knew How Hard The Life Is ? by advanceDNA: 10:58pm On Jul 28, 2025
Asuun:
You would not understand.

May God be merciful unto us
Everyone chose to be here ......we have just lost that memory

....... Free will has always been at play before we became conceived and birthed....
Romance › Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by advanceDNA: 9:24pm On Jul 28, 2025
Update147:
Please I need opinion from both male and female cos this is one thing I have never experienced in my 33 years on this earth.

My wife whom we got married this year wants me to eat her p*say during sex.

Well I tried it but I didn't like the taste of it so I just could not continue. And I was also worried about the health implications of eating a woman's p*ssy. So I just stopped.

But being an observant man, I realize that she actually wants me to eat her p*say, and I am considering doing it just to make her happy and satisfy her sexual desires but mt question now is this.

1. The first time I tried it, I did not like the taste of it, so I want to know do all pussy have same taste ?? Or does pussy actually have taste in the first place ??

2. What are the health implication of eating a woman's p*ssy ?

3. Is it ok to spit out the saliva in my mouth during the process of eating her p*ssy or should I go ahead to swallow it huh

4. I need general opinion of any one that actually cares to share his/her opinion.

Thanks.
....in relationships we do things we don't like just to make the other person happy... But u see this one.... Baba...tell am say u no do... No gree....

See ehn...u have to be p0$$e$$ed by at least 3 d£moπs to look at that place, and go ahead and chuk your mouth.....

Besides ..it's a one sided pleasure, you gain nothing from it...
Sports › Re: Benzina: I Want Hijabis To Follow Their Dreams by advanceDNA: 5:34pm On Jul 28, 2025
You wear hij∆b come add tight leggings showing your shape? U dey play....u never ready....
...ur !$lami© brothers are already screaming h∆ram and want flog u 89 strokes of the cane as you nor add long skirt and ur hij∆b too short..
Romance › Re: Birdman Vs Toni Braxton: No Lose Guard Ooo, someone is waiting to cashout by advanceDNA(op): 5:10pm On Jul 28, 2025
Sukakma:
she did but understand my point, you should have added "but later called off the divorce"
I should have??

Mama go and rest somewhere abeg ....what's with the d£manding tone, saying what I should Or shouldnt do as if it's a li£
Romance › Re: Birdman Vs Toni Braxton: No Lose Guard Ooo, someone is waiting to cashout by advanceDNA(op): 4:00pm On Jul 28, 2025
Sukakma:
Always do a proper check before posting

Earlier in January this year, she called off the divorce filing. Meaning she's no longer interested in taking Birdman to court for the divorce, they went their separate ways peacefully
Ddnt she file for divorce and demand for 160milliin dollars....?? So what check are u talking about as of it never happened in the first place?
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Me! My Relationships Don't Last Up To 3 Months by advanceDNA:
Shawarmagirl:
OP, you have issue with commitment. If you don't learn how to spend on your woman while in a relationship, you'll never spend on your wife when you get married. The prove of love is given. For God so loved the world that He GAVE (commitment).
U sabi tvvist scriptures oooo..impressive welldone!!
.but hey!!! .God gave his son.....You too spread naa let me give u son or adopt one for you. cool

which one is laptop, wig, money for food, money for airtime, money for phone, transport money, birthday money all after a brief period of meeting each other...?

£ntitlement m£ntality, g®€€d and £#ploit@tn of peoples feelings r not attractive moves when you just met.

I don't know how y'all confidently justify these things... Butt when it involves your sons or brothers, then yall become more rational ...
NYSC › Re: Court Rules In Favour Of Female Corps Members, Approves Skirt Option For NYSC by advanceDNA: 7:13am On Jul 28, 2025
AntiChristian:
It's not special treatment. It's just treating me how I have been treating myself.
NYSc is a standard arrangement... 3 square meals, good bed to sleep, and training on camp and it's just for 3 weeks but y'all are making a big deal out of it....some of u are even dragging skirt and religion into the issue...

When they make it compulsion military service like North Korea which special treatment will you ask for that no other soldier is getting??

In case u don't know...It's already in discussion with the shortage of man power in the army
NYSC › Re: Court Rules In Favour Of Female Corps Members, Approves Skirt Option For NYSC by advanceDNA: 7:03am On Jul 28, 2025
AntiChristian:
Well!

NYSC need to be improved for females!

It needs to be optional! People should be able to opt out!
Optional?? Y'all don't even know the power the federal government has....they will soon make it Korea style where everyone will compulsorily serve in the military for one year...

Una still dey enjoy NYSC where camping is only for 3 weeks ..yet una dey ask for skirt and special treatment.....
Romance › Birdman Vs Toni Braxton: No Lose Guard Ooo, someone is waiting to cashout by advanceDNA(op): 5:56pm On Jul 27, 2025
Hahahahha!!! So apparently, Birdman and Toni Braxton been dating on and off for the last decade and a few years.....so baba decided to do right by putting a ring on it, but ddnt realize Toni Braxton and Jennifer Lopez are in the same whatsapp group....

Mama, hit Birdman with divorce less than four weeks after marriage demanding 160 million dollars


As in .....somebody should tell me what Bird Man wants from Toni after on and off dating of 16 years.....?? Why rich Guys be thinking with their d!çks after so many fallen guys' to learn from

See....if you have money.....all those hanging around you are just doing so for the gains, protect yourself...... No lose guard...



Where is Nlfpmod seff??

Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Concept Of Marine Wife Biblical Or Is It African Tradition? by advanceDNA: 12:46pm On Jul 27, 2025
Why don't u go read the bible and know the answer yourself...
Romance › Re: Why Does A Job Applicant's Marital Status Bother Most Companies?? by advanceDNA: 11:32am On Jul 27, 2025
Vinnie2000:
Hehehe
You are Ignorant on this issue and haven't seen Anything. smiley

Some companies make even Bigger promises. sad
Really....bigger promises like giving birth in the US abi??

Baba rest.....your lamba too much.....
Christianity Etc › Re: Azzaman's Post About Pastor's Warning To Pray Against Death By Accident (Photos) by advanceDNA: 9:39am On Jul 27, 2025
Why is is the name Azzaman making me laugh ...hahahahahahah,a!!!
Romance › Re: Why Does A Job Applicant's Marital Status Bother Most Companies?? by advanceDNA: 9:37am On Jul 27, 2025
Vinnie2000:
Most Companies, when you go for a Job Interview, you get Questions like

*Why are you Still Single?
*What are you waiting for?
*Is it the Harsh Economy or What? sad

Some go a Step Further to make Bogus Promises, we will ensure you get married in 6months,
We will Foot your Marriage Expenses, if your issues are about Finances. undecided

Simple Question, WHY ARE SOME COMPANIES SO CONCERNED ABOUT WHETHER YOU ARE MARRIED OR NOT?

Company owners, Singles and Married pple, Plz Come and Educate me! sad smiley
...

Whig organization tells an employee they will ensure they get married in 6months, ?? U even added footing of Marriage Expenses.... Baba calm down naaaa... This lamba too much naaa
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Morocco: 2024 WAFCON Finals (3 - 2) On 26th July 2025 by advanceDNA: 8:32am On Jul 27, 2025
menacetosociety:
Ha ha ha ha no worry we sabi all of una wella.Emergency lovers of Nigeria
Oga.....football is where all Nigerian unite... how do u pple still bring politics of tinubu and obi to football...... Abeg...carry your tribal big0tryy away from here....

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