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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 11th January 2020 by Advantaged1: 12:48pm On Jan 11, 2020
Interesting.

Lets see how they turn up. I for see an arsenal victory. 3:1
CrimeRe: Pastor Elisha Nadoya Mizigo Stabs Wife And Kills Himself In Kenya by Advantaged1: 5:32pm On Jan 06, 2020
No religion is a monopoly of black sheeps aka bad eggs. As much as I wholeheartedly condemn the acts and actors, I want to draw the attention of nairalanders to be the judge in these points I would be raising.

1) Is nairaland pro-islam?
2) Is'nt the platform meant to be cosmopolitan?
3) Why do we hardly see these kind of reports of Islamic clerics? Despite the sodomy and paedophilia happening across both major religions?
4) Why do you have to certify that you are a Muslim before you can comment on Islamic threads and similar treatment isnt given for pro-christian threads?
5) Can the mods stop this systemic smear campaign? Or atleast make it evenly distributed?

I wish we can get a response from them dispelling this bias.

Thank you
CelebritiesRe: Actor, Daniel Uwadiae Is Dead (Photos) by Advantaged1: 1:53pm On Nov 28, 2019
So pathetic.

Its appointed unto man once to die and after that, the judgement.

Iive life pleasing God. Accept Jesus as your Lord and savior today
SportsRe: Bursaspor Vs Fenerbahce: Smoking 36-Year-Old Man Thought To Be A 'Child' by Advantaged1:
Wow! This guy is a scam to the human recognition system.
TV/MoviesRe: #BBNaija : Fight Between Frodd And Elo Over Food (Photos) by Advantaged1: 1:29pm On Aug 27, 2019
Fraud
TV/MoviesRe: #BBNaija: Venita Hides Food In Her Breasts by Advantaged1: 6:53am On Aug 15, 2019
Jesus says in Revelations 3:20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

He desires an intimate relationship with you. Why not accept Him into your life today?
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Storms NBA Headquarters, Takes Pictures With Trophy by Advantaged1: 10:33am On Aug 14, 2019
It would be nice to know this way

PoliticsRe: Shiites Speak On El-zakzaky Reported Release by Advantaged1: 9:09am On Aug 06, 2019
God is good and His mercies endures forever.

His mercies has offered us Jesus Christ as an escape route from this life of sin. If only we would believe with our heart as God's sent son for our salvation and confess Him as our Lord and savior, then salvation is ours.

You can take that step into allowing Jesus into your life today. Just say a prayer.
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode Describes The Ministerial Screening As 'A Pitiful Joke' by Advantaged1: 9:54am On Jul 31, 2019
No be joke oh.

Jesus Christ died for your sins and He wishes that you come to repentance. Just believe in Him and confess His lordship over your life, salvation is yours.

Because e no go funny if you look this post waka pass think say na joke. The vex when God get for world people never ripe and so we dey beg everybody make them come know this JESUS christ so that we go fit escape this Vex wen dey come.

God love you. E no want make anybody experience e vex na im make e tell us say make we tell you say 'Believe JESUS today.
PoliticsRe: "I Was Blind But Now Can See" — Dino Melaye On Yahaya Bello by Advantaged1: 7:38am On Jul 30, 2019
I was blind, but now I can see.

I see what JESUS has done in my life. Me a wretched sinner and doomed for damnation, He rescued me and gave me a new life. I was lost in sin and my struggles with sin was overwhelming. But then JESUS stepped into my life and gave me a new song.

I didnt need any offering or any prophet, I just prayed to him in the quiet of my mind and the movement of my lips. You too can enjoy this life. Simply just say

Lord JESUS I believe in you.
I believe you died for me.
I accept you into my life as my Lord and savior
Cleans me from my old ways
And put in me, a new heart that yearns for you.
In Jesus name I pray.

NB: if you are out there, contemplating suicide why not give JESUS a try? Talk to Him.
PropertiesRe: Photo Of The Bariga Building That Collapsed In Lagos by Advantaged1: 12:20pm On Jul 29, 2019
Mankind is in a downward trajectory, her systems failing and solutions are scarce for the worlds problems.

It is always argued that you cant use this level of knowledge to solve this level's challenges. You need a higher level of knowledge to solve this levels challenges. Man is in problem and the higher knowledge required to solve mans problem is JESUS.

Find Jesus and you would find solution to life's challenges. Paraphrasing the bible in Romans 10 verse 8 to 10 'if you would believe with your heart that God raised Him up from the dead, and confess with your mouth His lordship then salvation is yours'.

Remember God loves you and all that He ask of you is to believe in His son Jesus the Christ.
SportsRe: Real Madrid Officially Calls Off Bale's Move To China by Advantaged1: 6:57am On Jul 29, 2019
Its amazing how this guy was caught on camera mocking madrids loss to atletico, his agent coming out to lash at Zizu, Asensio rupturing a knee and dang! His transfer was called off.

Now Zizu has the last laugh and i can see torment for Bale this season. Lesson? Always learn comportment even in the strait situations.
PoliticsRe: Dogara, Gbaja Opponents Lose Out As Reps Unveil Committees by Advantaged1: 6:33am On Jul 26, 2019
Its always been about interests. Whose interest is been represented. Interests decides political actions and are the heart of political agitations.

But a critical question is "whose interest are you representing on planet earth?". It would make for proper understanding that God wants you to represent His interests on planet earth. It has Always been His plan for you to be a member of the Divine family. And for this reason He sent His son Jesus Christ, that if you will believe that God raised Him from the dead and confess Him as Lord over your life, then you are welcome into the family.

Accept Jesus into your life today. The benefits are innumerable.

Shalom
SportsRe: Man U Drops To 6th As Dallas Cowboys Remains Most Valuable Team by Advantaged1: 5:12am On Jul 24, 2019
Value has always been the basis upon which respect is garnered. These teams are valued in human currencies. But one question keeps popping.

Of what value are you to God?

You were worth His son dying for your sins. Such is the value and premium He has for your life that blood had to be shed for your sake.

But you can only benefit from that value God has placed on you when you recognize and appropriate it to your life. Simply accept Jesus into your life today and boom! You are Gods property.

Jesus is the answer for the world today
PoliticsRe: I Never Faced N25 Billion Corruption Charge – Goje by Advantaged1:
There can never be an end to human want. Solomon the wealthiest king in the bible, after chasing 700wives, 300 girlfriends/babymamas and satisfying his curiosity still came to the conclusion 'all is vanity'.

See Jesus is the answer for mans problem. Allow Him into your life today and vanity would be the least of your worries. Just let Jesus become Lord and King over your affairs. Remember He died for our sins and rose again that we might be able to live a new life in Him and conquer the power of sin.

Just say this prayer.
Lord Jesus.
Forgive me for my wrong deeds of time past.
I acknowledge my ways before have been sinful
And acknowledge that You died and rose again to deliver me from this burden of sin.
Cleans my heart
Come into my life
I confess you as Lord over my life.
In Jesus name I pray.
Amen.

Welcome pal to the new life.
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On this gombe guy.

Well, this is Nigeria
CrimeRe: Man Attempts Suicide Over Wife’s Infidelity (Photo) by Advantaged1: 8:05am On Jul 18, 2019
Infidelity and the likes are only a result of the fallen man. Get Jesus, Get a new life that lives above the whimps and shenanigans of this world.

Jesus died to save man from the consequence of sin and in accepting Him in your life would usher you a peace that only Jesus gives. Just say this prayer;

Lord Jesus!
I am sorry for my wrong of times past
I acknowledge i am helpless in sin
I acknowedge that you died and rose again just to set me free.
Free from the wages of sin and death
I ask you to wash me from my sin and create in my a new heart.
Come into my life Lord Jesus
Come and be Lord and king over my life.

In Jesus name I pray.
Amen
EducationRe: Dr. Chinenye Nwabueze: Anambra Lecturer Honoured For Creative Teaching Technique by Advantaged1: 7:58am On Jul 16, 2019
After all said and done, remember we will one day sleep never to wake up in this earthly body and stand before our maker. Cars, women, clothes, shoes, social media followers, money, friends, family, economy none will matter.

Only one question will be important then. "This Jesus that is being preached, what did you do with Him?" "Did you accept Him as Lord over your life?". Romans 10 talks about believing Him with your heart and confessing Him with your mouth as Lord over your life, and in doing so, salvation is yours.

Make mouth no dey smell make me dey talk say "Jesus loves you".

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Kudos to the lecturer. If only our university lecturers would like him and employ novel ways to communicate whats been taught first class for plenty.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Mercy Feeds Ike With His Food (photo) by Advantaged1: 11:26am On Jul 15, 2019
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CelebritiesRe: Kenneth Okoli Expecting First Child With Wife, Jessica by Advantaged1: 11:16am On Jul 15, 2019
Gods love necessitated that He had to send His son Jesus who knew no sin to die for the salvation of humanity.

Salvation is free for all. Only if you will accept Jesus as your personal Lord and savior. Romans 10 says with the heart you believe and with your mouth you confess Him as Lord over your life, acknowledging His death and resurrection just for you, and bam it is settled.

Jesus loves you deeply than you can ever imagine. And He is welcoming you into a higher life in Him.

Shalom
HealthRe: Lagos Seals Illegal Traditional Medicine Facilities (Photos) by Advantaged1: 2:22pm On Jul 13, 2019
Hey
PoliticsRe: NNPC Hints Of Fuel Pump Price Rise, Says N145 Cheapest In West Africa by Advantaged1: 11:30am On Jul 11, 2019
I am glad at the insensitivity of this government.

We asked for it, he have it.

Fela sang 'suffering and smiling'. His words still find meaning till date.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ex-President Mohammed Morsi Dies In Court In Egypt by Advantaged1: 5:28pm On Jun 17, 2019
They hassled him till death rip. But then the egyptians never fancied his muslim brotherhood rulership
SportsRe: Benjamin Mendy's Sallah Outfit (Photos) by Advantaged1: 5:44pm On Jun 04, 2019
This only time he is in the news for the right reason
PoliticsRe: Court Orders INEC Not To Issue Certificate Of Returns To Okorocha by Advantaged1: 12:55pm On May 26, 2019
This man's battles have began. I foresee a long road of suffering leading to political oblivion. He laid his bed in pride, behold the dividends.

NB. Nigerians please help a brother. Lost my job and my relationship earlier this year and i seriously need a job. I am Bsc holder, resident in lagos but can relocate to anywhere within the country if the conditions are good.
Christianity EtcToday's Sunday Psalm by Advantaged1(op): 10:25am On May 26, 2019
O give thanks unto the LORD; for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.

2 O give thanks unto the God of gods: for his mercy endureth for ever.

3 O give thanks to the Lord of lords: for his mercy endureth for ever.

4 To him who alone doeth great wonders: for his mercy endureth for ever.

5 To him that by wisdom made the heavens: for his mercy endureth for ever.

6 To him that stretched out the earth above the waters: for his mercy endureth for ever.

7 To him that made great lights: for his mercy endureth for ever:

8 The sun to rule by day: for his mercy endureth for ever: note

9 The moon and stars to rule by night: for his mercy endureth for ever.

10 To him that smote Egypt in their firstborn: for his mercy endureth for ever:

11 And brought out Israel from among them: for his mercy endureth for ever:

12 With a strong hand, and with a stretched out arm: for his mercy endureth for ever.

13 To him which divided the Red sea into parts: for his mercy endureth for ever:

14 And made Israel to pass through the midst of it: for his mercy endureth for ever:

15 But overthrew Pharaoh and his host in the Red sea: for his mercy endureth for ever. note

16 To him which led his people through the wilderness: for his mercy endureth for ever.

17 To him which smote great kings: for his mercy endureth for ever:

18 And slew famous kings: for his mercy endureth for ever:

19 Sihon king of the Amorites: for his mercy endureth for ever:

20 And Og the king of Bashan: for his mercy endureth for ever:

21 And gave their land for an heritage: for his mercy endureth for ever:

22 Even an heritage unto Israel his servant: for his mercy endureth for ever.

23 Who remembered us in our low estate: for his mercy endureth for ever:

24 And hath redeemed us from our enemies: for his mercy endureth for ever.

25 Who giveth food to all flesh: for his mercy endureth for ever.

26 O give thanks unto the God of heaven: for his mercy endureth for ever.
SportsRe: It Will Be Difficult To Stay — Lichtsteiner Set To Leave Arsenal In Summer by Advantaged1: 2:26pm On May 14, 2019
An illustrous career.
LiteratureRe: Continuation Of My Madam And I(from Family Group And Sexuality). by Advantaged1: 12:02pm On May 13, 2019
topher052:
We waited at the busy cafeteria with an eye on the lookout for our mark. We had put on our transparent specs for a slight disguise when two pretty ladies joined us at the table, a black African looking and an Asian. Both had their stethoscopes around their necks.

‘’hi”. They both chorused as they sat.

We replied them and buried our faces in the sandwich and soft drinks we were having, so as to divert attention from us. But the girls kept whispering to themselves and looking at us. The Asian said to me when she caught my met.

“Are you guys new?”.

Sly immediately spoke up.

“Yeah, just transferred”.

“Oh…okay”. The Asian said and exchanged glances with her colleague.

“My name is Doctor Mary pediatrician , and this is Doctor Jane Lee hematologist”. The African introduced themselves to us.

“I am Doctor Zack Zulu dermatologist, and this is Doctor Gabriel Madu, my assistant”. Sly said.

We exchanged handshakes and hearty smiles. And Sly asked.

“When are they rounding up the surgery?”.

“ That’s a major surgery. The dude has a tumor in the brain. Doctor Khalid, I mean, he’s a chief of course. He’s a specialist in that field. I hope he pulls it off. The dude’s case has escalated”. Mary said sadly.

‘’That’s what happens when people are ignorant’. Jane added as she bite from her pie.

We tried not to say any other thing to the girls, so as not to be implicated. But they kept poking. The African took a liking to Sly. She kept smiling as she asked personal and professional questions. Sly would just say jokingly. “I would rather not say, coz I will have to kill you”. To avoid complex questions. She would laugh and press on. But Sly is too subtle to be held in a snare. I kept quiet and smiled when necessary.

“You don’t much do you?” Jane asked to me.

‘I do, just don’t have anything to say”. I said timidly.

A nurse came to our table and called Doctor Jane for an emergency. She turned to me and said before she left.

“Our job!”.

When they had gone, Sly heaved a sigh of relieve and said to me.

‘Those bitches are what we should pray against every morning”.

I was going to reply him when I saw Jodi walking into the cafeteria with two men. I quickly hid my face on the table. And Sly seeing my swift move sensed what was amiss pronto. He nudged me on the side and said.

‘’Let’s get out of here, it’s time”.
I stood up and quickly backed Jodi’s position as we headed out.

We went to the main hall and asked after Doctor Khalid, we were told that he went to his office. Which we enquired and traced immediately.

‘’Good morning sir”. Sly said as we entered the office.

The short plump man in his 50’s looked at us from his bottled glass. His long dark hair was tied in a pony and his fat face was clean shaven.

“Have I seen you before?”. The doctor asked.

‘’ There’s an emergency sir. Your attention is needed”. Sly said.

‘’where?”. The doctor asked.

“At the emergency ward sir!”. I said, not recognizing my own voice.

He looked at us suspiciously, and then slowly stood murmuring something to himself.

‘What is the nature of the emergency and who are you people?”. Doctor Khalid said.

“We are new sir”. Sly said, moving close to him.

“I am the chief here, I should know about you guys. Where are you transferred from and by who? Where’s the document?’’. Doctor Khalid said in anger.

Sly quickly moved to him, took out the syringe. Khalid saw the syringe and resisted. But Sly was quick to grab in close and tamed him before injecting his neck. Khalid collapsed almost immediately.

“Bolt the door!” Sly said.

I rushed to the door and locked it with a key. Sly dropped the bag he has been caring around and brought out a mask. Forced it on Khalid’s head, but was having difficulty with his hair. After adjusting the mask, Khalid now looked like an old white man with mustache. We were changing his clothes when a knock came on the door.

‘Chief! Are you in? Chief!”.

I looked at Sly and he motioned me to be silent. We paused waiting for the caller to stop knocking. And he did a moment after.

‘’get me a wheelchair!”. Sly said.

“What about the person at the door?”. I asked.

‘He’s gone. Get it fast! Knock twice on your return, so I’ll know it’s you”. Sly said.

I hurried off jamming the door behind me, while Sly stayed adjusting Doctor Khalid’s disguise. Outside, no one took notice of me, as they were busy with their business. I asked a nurse to bring me a wheelchair. She returned with it few minutes later. I quickly took it to Khalid’s office, knocked twice before Sly opened up. We hauled him in and was wheeling him out of the office when we were accosted by an elderly doctor with full grey beards.

“Who’s this?”. The man asked, looking at the sleeping old man in our chair.

“A patient”. Sly said, wheeling him away.

The man looked into the office and then ran after us.

“where’s the chief?”.

‘’We are looking for him as well”. I said.

‘’His office was locked few minutes ago, and now you guys are coming out with this man. Who is he to the Chief?”. The man asked.

‘’Sir, he needs attention. Please take your question to the chief”. Sly said to him rudely and wheeled Khalid away.

We were almost out of the hospital when two security men were seen approaching us from behind.

“I think they are after us”. Sly said.

We hurried out and couldn’t find Jaz where he ought to be waiting for us. Doctor Khalid’s armed police men were seen vigilantly looking around with no interest in us. Behind the security men had reached us and one of them, a thick black man said to me.

‘’Sir, can I see your ID card please?”

“What nonsense! Can’t you see it on his chest?”. Sly retorted.

The security men looked at us and then the sleeping man in the wheel chair.

‘’we were told to bring you guys in sir”. One of them, a talk white man said.

“By who?” Sly asked.

“Doctor Mark”. The thick dark man replied.

‘Now look, we have to put him in a taxi before we can come with you okay?”. Sly said.

Just then, Jaz was seen driving towards us. Sly turned to the security men who were waiting for us to come with them and asked.

“Where’s Chief Khalid?”.

“Don’t know”. The thick black man said.

Jaz parked and alighted to open the back seat for us. He helped to put the man in the car and shut the door. Then looked at us and Sly nodded, which he blinked his response and drove off.

‘Alright, let’s go!” Sly said leading the way.

We walked upstairs and came to an office where the elderly man sat with two other white elderly doctors. They turned their attention to us when we arrived.

“Have a seat please”. The elderly man said.

We sat and he continued.

“I am doctor Mark, I am the assistant chief consultant in this hospital. I know everyone that works here down to the cleaner, save for you two”. He said and adjusted on his seat. “You said you’re from where please?” .

“St Mary general hospital sir”. Sly said confidently.

The men exchanged glances and murmured something within each other. Then one of the men said to us.

‘’what’s your specialty?’’

“Am a dermatologist sir. And he’s my assistant”. Sly said.

“St Mary”. Doctor Mark said thoughtfully stroking his white beards. ”who did you report to?”. He asked.

“Doctor Khalid”. Sly said.

“Where’s the chief?”. Doctor Mark asked.

‘I wouldn’t know, he asked us to take the old man home and walked away. Have you tried his number?”. Sly said.

‘’Guess he went home. You know how the chief behaves after a critical surgery”. One of the doctors said.

‘’Please, sir. Am famished. Can I eat and come back continue?”. Sly asked.

“Okay, but we are not done yet”. Doctor mark said.

That was how we left the hospital peacefully, called Jaz and joined him up.

We drove to a workshop. Jaz carried the doctor with no effort to the inner part of the workshop where four men were waiting for us. We handed the doctor to them and one of them said.

‘’Been sent to your account”.

Sly nodded and we walked away.

In the car, Sly said to me.

“You have to open an account today and send me the account details”.


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That last sentence was the smartest line ever. Good marketing skill
PoliticsRe: We Will Appeal Judgement On Oyetola’s Victory - PDP by Advantaged1: 5:43pm On May 10, 2019
BotherMleeper:
Your use of bane in this context is wrong. You're actually contradicting your intentions. Use the antonyms of bane to make your point valid.



Most developed countries have statute of limitations for many crimes, with the exception of murder or other heinous acts.
Thanks for the correction. But then I wish this could pay the bills.
PoliticsRe: We Will Appeal Judgement On Oyetola’s Victory - PDP by Advantaged1:
The reason for progress in any society is a sound justice system. That knowledge that I can get justice if wronged no matter how long it takes or what it costs. This is the reason why in developed climes, even 20yrs crimes can be accounted for.

But in my country? Justice is an exclusively reserved commodity only the affluent and those power often have access to.

We all saw osun state elections, and how events panned out. I fear this judgment would be upheld in the upper court. Thereby insulting our sensibilities.
SportsRe: Barcelona Fan Burns His Jersey After Champions League Semi Finals - Pictures by Advantaged1: 12:24pm On May 08, 2019
Three seasons ago, at the europa league final the most captivating sight caught my attention. A female Liverpool fan held her bandana crying and chanting 'NEVER WALK ALONE'.

Yesterday Liverpool perfected the mother of all come backs, over turning a 3goal loss. After the match, I saw the whole squad and staff,, arms locked singing with the crowd 'NEVER WALK ALONE'.

There is a culture of 'we are in this together' klopp has instilled in this team and her fans.

Take home for me was,

1) We are only rich in the experiences we share.

2) Beyond strategy and commitment, the bond that binds us would defy the world and her obstacles.

3) Never give up (Suicide/implosion is not an option)

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