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OLAADEGBU: Muslims would tell you that he is a Muslim because his father is a Muslim. Atheists would be happy that his mother and grandparents are atheists. Obama classmates would tell you that he is a Marxist and liberal Christians think that he is a "Christian". Don't you think he played his card well?

Played his card well you say? So according to you, he made his dad a muslim and his mum an atheist?

Maybe he really is the Messiah.

The truth is coming out.

Godliness is deception and stupiditty.

Turn to Satan today and gain real understanding.

I sent an e-mail. I'm waiting for their reply.
Maybe they don't have enough money or something.

[size=18pt]The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

- Albert Einstein
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Jizz-Us didn't marry a woman. He married 12 men.
Those mass servants didn't Bleep themselves. The priests did.
Have you seen what happens with nuns in convents? I see wonderful.
Your god created those homosexuals. Why are you against god's creation?
Talking of countries, those with more openly gays are better off than those that persecute gays. WTF is god doing?
Thank you Satan for the gift of enlightenment.

pastormustwacc: From any articles and posts i have seen in many places especially nairaland, it looks as if hell is a place where satan and demons have authority and seem to take pleasure in:
- taunting human beings
- punishing human beings. I have read of a pope that was being strangulated by a demon in form of a serpent in hell so that he cannot even cry out.
- enjoying themselves: read account of demons backsliding/moonwalking like michael jackson and trolling about punishing damned souls
- whipping people like michael jackson every 2 minutes
- Too many to count

But i am yet to see an account where:
- demons are being tortured
- demons are on the same level of punishment as humans

Is it the demons shuttle between earth and hell, and only stop by in hell to torture humans?

It is one of the lies about Satan told by godly.
Satan has no interest in torturing anybody. He wants to to enjoy this life and this life only. There's absolutely nothing afterwards.

okeyxyz: NICE!!! at least you have sharp wits.

I have more than sharp wits. I have my Guide and Provider. The One that brought bknowledge to this world.

wiegraf: Well, then, considering you claim to have superior reasoning skills, this despite being xtian, asides from all that's been mentioned explain what atheists have to defend. Also, explain how atheism is a religion pls

Lord 'ave mercy! You are actually going to try and engage the dimwit in a conversation on atheism?
This should be fun.

okeyxyz: at last, @weigraf is here. You are one of a few who challenge me. Abeg say something useful jare, these your amateur cohorts are misfiring. I'm afraid my continued association with them might dilute my mental capacity

one needs to have a mental capacity in the first place before worrying of dilution.

i don't know what to tell them

follow the money

There is no biblical teachings on abortion because the writters wouldn't know what that was.

Aborted babies are incinerated with the rest of hospital waste.

shiit, I don't have facebook.

Do you dream of great job, or even own a great company? Do you want private jets? Do you want to own mansions in every continent and have top models and actresses wait there for you? Do you want political power? Do you want to leave a great inheritance to your children? If your answer is yes, then today is your lucky day. My Master can give you these and many more. All you have to do is bow down and worship Him.
Not difficult, is it? No morning till night prayers and fasting. No reading of or obeying ancient books. No hard hurdles to jump. Just a simple human gesture: Bown down and worship Satan.

obadiah777: israelites. the seed is from the father

misogynist

obadiah777: WHITE BRITISH. BUT SHE GOT SOUL

What biblical tribe will your children belong to?

okeyxyz: Cheii!! Bro, it seems the grasp of english is eluding you Can anybody believe in anything without defending it? otherwise you wouldn't hold such a belief. Do you have arguments as to why your satanism is superior to my christianity? Is that not defending your position? Thus makes you a satanism apologist.

These nairaland champions sef...
They shoot first and aim later

Another big fial. Is Failure your middle name?
What do atheists believe in?

I can defend Satan but I don't because He who guides me in dark shadows needs no defence unlike your weak god.

OLAADEGBU: Update: 50 States Petition to Secede the United States.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TSV5R67LBQ

Voters who are upset by the presidential election results have been signing petitions to secede from the Union (United States).

Hahaha. Madness. So we'll soon have 50 newly independent countries soon. This fear of the black man has not yet stopped transforming the world.

okeyxyz: Do you @logicboy [s]Apologetics (from Greek ἀπολογία, "speaking in defense" is[/s] engage in the discipline of defending a position your Atheism (often religious) through the systematic use of information. Do you as a Early Christian writer (c. 120–220) defended their faith your atheism against critics and recommended their faith your atheism to outsiders? Therefore you were are called an apologists.

Biggest NL fail.

Atheism is not defended. There is NOTHING to defend. They just tell you to go to hell with your preachings.

And here is Hitchens Bitchslapping Al Sharpton.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPYxA8dYLBY

obadiah777: I DONE GAVE UP IGBO. HOWEVER I DO GET THE OCCASIONAL CRAVING FOR IT. I USED TO SMOKE IT BEFORE I BLENDED MY HONEY BACK IN THE DAY. SHE COULDNT GET ENOUGH OF IT TOO.

Old boy, what you are smoking can only be found in the "lost" ark of covenant. It is what made them moses and davids massacre whole nations. Powerful stuff.

Cry Ola, cry.

Obama has won.

Cry!

Ihedinobi: Lol. No need for talk o jare. Aspirins aren't difficult to get.

Tender that "empirical evidence" you spoke of. Let's examine it. Don't be a chicken, ehn.

Has a mosquito ever bitten you? If yes, that's evolution right there happenning on your body. If no, then you have already evolved.

OLAADEGBU: Who told you that Obama is a Christian? Must blacks always see everything under the prism of black and white, cant they see grey? The moment you folks begin to see beyond the colour of the skin which is only skin deep, will be the time you will be able to judge between right and wrong.

Obama said he's a christian. He goes to church. What does that make him?
So the bishop of LDS church is now your model christian?

Ihedinobi: Dude, you really should avoid arguing with me, it's not healthy for atheistic positions. For instance, what is a "devil-worshipping atheist"? A very contradictory term, if ever there was one.

As it is, my "ignorance" trounces your "knowledge" any day of the week. All one's gotta do to see if it's true is compare our first posts.

I transcend you. I am beyond the comprehension of the godly. Arguing with me will give you headaches.

Oladeegbu, you have let your brain be washed by the white man's propaganda.

Do you think this will be happenning if obama was white?

This black man has single handedly achieved in 4 years what old white men failed to achieve for generations but instead of carving his head on mt rushmore, they are doing everything to bring him down hiding under the cloak of religion.

Who would have thought that the so called fundamental christians who labelled mormonism as a sect would all vote for a mormon bishop (white) against their fellow christian (black)

Think brethren, think!

fear of the black man

Ihedinobi: Who the heck are you? You sure you wanna argue evolution with me? Awful brave of you, dude.

I really don't want to argue anything with you because you might pollute my knowledge with your ignorance.

Who am I? I am a devil worshipping atheist. When your programmed brain manages to disect and understand this, then you may start making sense. Until then, make sure you give 10% of your hard earnings to your lazy hungry god.

Ihedinobi: Flaming you is a far more attractive concept than engaging you intelligently. Your posts are essentially foolish, poorly informed tirades against Christianity, not much worth consideration. I've recently confirmed that bashing christianity is your hobby, so I'm justified in ignoring you.

However, I don't intend to always do so especially when it'll be more fun to make fun of your intellectually-bereft non-arguments.

Shall we talk about education? What sort of educated person never critically examines the information he's fed, but will take them wholesale when they serve some idiosyncrasy of his and reject them wholesale when it suits his fancy? What sort of educated person regards the fact that a subject is taught in school and fills schoolbooks as conclusive evidence for the validity of the subject especially while rejecting another subject taught in school for the same reason? Shall I go on, wonderfully-educated illogicboy?

Give me half a reason to and I might bury you. I assure you it'll be enormous fun for me.

You should have continued to wallow in your ignorance (of Logic boy) instead of opening your mouth and spitting out utter nonsensical diatribe that might as well have come out of the pope's white asz.

Education is using your head. Simple. Not repeating everything you were told without evidence. Evolution seemed so far fetched to me before that I just simply disbelieved until I started asking questions. I was shown empirical evidence of evolution in action. In front of overwhelming evidence I had to rewire my brain to believe my eyes.
Upon all the questions I have asked of the godly, I have yet to see one, just one single evidence to support all your nonsense except that someone else told you and there are many of you.

Please go back to whichever school you attended and ask for a refund.

youngies: Spreading the anointing, Praise da Lord!
Pastors are NOW either terrorizing their flocks with their flashy cars, private jets, private schools or snatching and impregnating their wives. God is watching!

Like he's capable of doing something else?
The watching god. What a waste.

Optimisticgondy: I was curious to be a Satanist then when I went through joyofsatan website, but joining their email group, I learnt many of them have not even seen Satan before. Sir, have you ever seen Satan before? No offence please

No, I don't think I have ever seen Satan. But you never know.

For us Satanists, Satan is a Dark One - an acausal, living, entity who exists in the acausal continuum and Who can, and Who has, in the past, been manifest on Earth.

As a Dark Ones, Satan is a shapeshifter, capable of assuming many forms, including that of human beings.

For us, Satan came into our causal continuum in the past to guide, and to offer guidance to, we human beings.

This guidance was advice, an opportunity - not some religious-type of revelation, not some new religion, and not some demand for worship or for a mundane-type subservience. Instead, this advice, from Satan, was how we might become the elite of this world, and liberate ourselves from the oppression of mundanes and from everything mundane and worthless.

This advice is enshrined in our Satanic way of living and in our Satanic way of defiance, even unto death.