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Clueless god. |
deluckiest: You are on point @ TroGunn, his signatures says it all. I earlier said some Satan followers are prowling around to defend their master. But who cares, Satan and his followers will forever be put to shame.The only people hiding their heads in shame or running away from this thread are followers of christ. |
[quote author=true?]hahahahahahaha.......I have never seen anybody know less about the Bible than you. I don't know who your Bible teacher was, but he/she really got your head screwed on upside down. You know nothing about the events that took place between Adam, Eve, and Satan in the garden. The trees were not real trees, nor did they eat a fruit. Before you run wild across Aferica floping your lips, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling," you should have a proper Bible study so you know what your talking about. Hahahhahaha...you really sound like a monkey in heat.....why don't you tell the science world your ideas on the atom...that would really be funny.[/quote]It has now turned to outright denial. The ridiculousness of the godly knows no bounds. |
There is a difference between knowing what somebody is thinking and what someone is going to do. Nobody, not even your omnimpotent god knows what people are going to do. You claim that your god know everything but he was asking a lot questions in the bible. Satan knows what you are thinking but He can't make you do anything against your wish. It's not in His nature as He is a loving and understanding Guardian. |
Joagbaje: Satan doesn't know amans thinking. Why were they looking for where jesus was born. How come he idnt know jesus was taking to egypt. He doesnt know everything ![]() |
The motherless son. Bastard in heaven. Illegitimate on earth. Worshipped by Racas. |
Logicboy03: Wrong answer! I dont believe in any God!Good man. Good man. |
Satan knows exactly what you are thinking. He doesn't need to read it. He knows. |
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Why do doctors need consent to treat a sick person? Laws should be made against this. |
So gentle Jizz-Us meek and mild turned his back on your prayers and pleas for forgiveness. While would you want to spend eternity with such person? Anyway did you say he was still wearing robes? Well, I guess fashion designers don't make heaven then. |
damosky12: lol. now, I see who u are.. I see ur level. What are insinuating? What spirit raised up Jesus 4rm d dead? Isnt it obvious that was d SPIRIT OF GOD HAVING THE IMMORTAL LIFE OF GOD . Mind u, I didnt say d spirit of God died, I said they lost it... I dont even knw where to start 4rm wit u. Maybe, we need 2 see privately on dis issue.. U dnt quite knw wat u tink u knw.. If u had a revelatn knwledge of all these, u would undrstnd d cncept of spiritual death. 4 nw, I dnt think u hav a glimpse of the truth into dis biblical cncept.This dodging twisting, turning, sliding, whinning, squirming, is not suprising as it is the very characteristics of christians. If the spirit you claimed that died in Adam was not the spirit of god, why then were you referencing Romans 8:11 which was talking about the spirit of god? I guess what you are trying to say is that god's spirit doesn't die but if it leaves you, then you are spiritually dead which also brings physical death; which is what happenned to Adam. Yes? Although this may sound wonderful to the brainwashed flock, there a few problems with it. Firstly, this is not what the bible said. There was never the question of Adam's spirituality but that of blind obedience. Infact the only thing god said would give Adam everlasting life was the tree life which he planted near the tree of knowledge. It has nothing to do with spirit. Secondly, this will mean that nobody has ever or ever will have the spirit of god in them as those that have it don't die. Lastly, but not the least, if Adam and Eve had the spirit of god inside them in the first place, why did they chose the right tree? Why did this spirit of your almighty allow Satan to rewire Eve's brain while he was inside her? Was the spirit of your god powerless against Satan or did it go to sleep? |
emmydeep: Who is the person? ClearifyShrink: Noun: A clinical psychologist, psychiatrist, or psychotherapist. |
TroGunn: What's your point, really? Are you saying God lied when he told Adam and Eve "for in the day that you eat from it you will surely die?” But that Satatn was actually the one telling the truth when he told them they would not die?I have answered all these previously. God was very specific about when they will die if they eat the fruit. And he never mentionned spiritual death. Satan proved him wrong, as usual. TroGunn: This is the reality of life and death - "For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing; they have no further reward, and even the memory of them is forgotten.Their love, their hate and their jealousy have long since vanished; never again will they have a part in anything that happens under the sun. Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might, for in the grave, where you are going, there is neither working nor planning nor knowledge nor wisdom". Eccl 9:5,6,10 (NIV).I'm not dissed man. I would be highly honoured if my Lord and Master would consider my humble self as His advocate. But I guess He doesn't even need me to continue His good works. King Solomon actually gained knowledge as advised by Satan, which is why he wrote such great books as the Ecclesiastes, Songs of songs, Book of wisdom, etc. So I completely agree with that quote. It is your Jizz-Us and his disciples who actually believe in ghosts. Matthew 17:3 3 Just then there appeared before them Moses and Elijah, talking with Jesus. Luke 24:39 39 Look at my hands and my feet. It is I myself! Touch me and see; a ghost does not have flesh and bones, as you see I have.” |
op, go and see a shrink. |
This question is an insult to Satan. How can you compare good with evil? The giver of knowledge with the torturer? The essence of pleasure with the harbinger of unimaginable sufferings? Please, god is NOT Satan. Satan is good. Satan is unique. Satan is love. |
damosky12: sir, pls mind the way u talk. Its quite insultive. Thank u. In answering ur question, Adam and Eve's ageing and physical death (the death of their bodies) was one of d consequences of their spiritual death.. There was no longer that spirit of God in them to quicken their mortal bodies (Romans 8:11). They lost it to Spiritual death...which ultimately lead to d physical death. Hope am understood. Thank you.No. Still not making sense. You keep making things up: "Adam and Eve's ageing and physical death (the death of their bodies) was one of d consequences of their spiritual death." You have absolutely no back up proof of this, neither from the bible nor from any christian doctrine. Romans 8:11 was talking about resurrection and not living forever. Again if we assume once again that you were right and take Romans 8:11 as reference that it was the spirit that died in Adam, it consequently means that the spirit of god is capable of dying. I wonder how many of your fellow christians will agree with you on this. Romans 8:11 11 And if the Spirit of him who raised Jesus from the dead is living in you, he who raised Christ from the dead will also give life to your mortal bodies because of his Spirit who lives in you. |
deluckiest: How did he contradict me? Yeah, he busted your a*ss...Sorry!You said Adam and Eve physically died the day (1000 years) they ate fruit. He said their death was not physical. (now go on, claim you meant spiritual death all along!) |
caseless: that guy will surely roast in hell except he repents. We have them here...buncha fuccking losers!The type of hatred that comes out of the godly is truly amazing. |
Image123: They've been saying this before you were born, even before your ancestors were born. Quit saying rubbish. Who again is the one that rejects the existence of God and jesus Christ but a fool.No man. Before I was born, Europe was ruled by the pope like the ayotallah does iran. Today, people are buying up churches in europe and converting them to residential buildings. Religion and god are dying. No amount of shouting "fool" will change it. |
tew: cant get you my broNormal godly characteristics. You need Satan to understand. |
deluckiest: Someone who is not ready to learn, would you continue to bother yourself to educate advocate666? Go by his comments so far it is obvious he doesn't understand the simple life around him how can he understand the things of the spirit?You talk like he's on your side but he actually contradicted you sort of. I asked him a question about his assertions and he ran away like a good soldier of christ. |
rokiatu: So many reasons but to sum it up in just 5 words, ~~~DEATH~~~What's the problem with christians and maths? "Death" is 1 word. Not 5. A day is 24 hours. Not 1000 years. |
I see him as powerless foolish dictator who has only fear as a tool to control his gullible followers. |
deluckiest: You are the nincompoop with large brain stocked with nothing but weeds. I see you're easily deceived and led foolishly by science. You have been proven wrong times and times yet you continue to spew rubbish. You're just being f.oolish.This is what I mean by tiny amoeba proteus brain. Trying to correct my words. Hahaha. So you are now more learned than Collins, eh? http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/nicompoop |
ROSSIKE: ^^You're welcome. I also believe that once we 'die' we regain our 'spirit' bodies and can tour to any part of this vast universe and witness the various forms of life and civilization out there. Right now we are encumbered by our being in human bodies, as well as being limited to a five-sense reality.you were making sense until you typed this. |
God is dying a slow painful death. Everyday, more and more people convert to atheism. |
Oahray: Just like your mentor the devil, you see the truth, yet refuse to acknowledge it. Where in the conversation between the serpent and Eve was mention made of 'the day'? I challenge you to show me where either Eve or Satan mentioned THE DAY in that conversation . They didn't. Why? Because that wasnt the point. Can the both of us discuss something, yet never mention it? (no need answering that, you'd likely give a sense.less answer anyway).What is wrong with you? Can at least read what I write before attempting a reply? Satan had no need to discuss 'the day' as He was not confused about death or which day death will occur. It was your god who brought up the issue of which day. He threatened that they will die on the day they ate the fruit. When Satan called his bluff, he claimed that a day is not a day but a thousand years. WTF? You say it wasn't the point, but god made a point of it by mentining it. Why are you going against your god? Talking about the tree of life is a wriggly way out for you but it actually confirms what I was saying. They did not have everlasting life. According to god, in Genesis 3:22 the tree of life could have given them everlasting life if they ate it. Which means that if they had not eaten any fruit at all, they would still have eventually died anyway. Satan was right. Knowledge is better than useless childish never ending life. |
deluckiest: Thank you. I've learn a lot from this.Tiny amoeba proteus brains. Easily deceived nicompoops. |
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