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Christianity Etc › Re: All Atheists Are Satanists by advocate666(op): 11:40am On Nov 18, 2012
[quote author=Mr_Anony]@advocate666

A small test to know if you really know anything about satanism or you are just bluffing. Please answer this question:

What is the core philosophy of satanism? Please reply in one sentence[/quote]There is no core philosophy of satanism per se but there are individual core philosophy of Satanists. Some Satanists tried to impose their own personal philosophies on others who accepted and they became "mainstream".

The unifying objective of all Satanists is to seek out knowledge and understanding.

To understand what I'm talking about, please see http://www.conservapedia.com/Satanism

I am in the category called Independent Satanism.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Support Gays And Lesbians Who Think Homosexuality Should Be Legalized? by advocate666:
[quote author=true?]7

You are a fool. You keep digging your hole deaper. You mock God to his face. It would be better for you to tie a mill stone around your neck, and jump into the sea, rather than fall into the hands of the living God.[/quote]
Segun agagu: You are a foolish man..dats all i have to say.may God forgive you.and have absolute mercy on u.

Matthew 5:22

22 But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to his brother, ‘Raca,’ is answerable to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell.
Christianity Etc › Re: All Atheists Are Satanists by advocate666(op): 9:01pm On Nov 17, 2012
truthislight: in that case you are not a very good advocate for satan cus you have contradicted him:

"And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:" (Genesis 3:4).

That is satan's stance.
No man. I did not contradict my Master. Neither did He lie as you guys accuse him of.

It is like if a doctor wants to inject you and you told the doctor that you heard that that type of injection kills people and the doctor tell you that i'ts a lie, that you won't die. Will you say that the doctor promised you everlasting life?

Nowhere in Genesis did god promise eve everlasting life. He said they will die if they eat it. NOT they will live forever unless they eat it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Can We Realy Surrender All To Jesus? by advocate666: 6:30pm On Nov 17, 2012
See a phsychiatrist immediately.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Protestants Use The Rosary? by advocate666: 6:29pm On Nov 17, 2012
Why do mad men run around naked?
Christianity Etc › Re: Should Christians Practice Yoga? by advocate666: 6:27pm On Nov 17, 2012
Should christians use internet?
Christianity Etc › Re: Divorcees Are Not Suppose To Marry Again by advocate666: 6:23pm On Nov 17, 2012
JeSoul: This is quite an unfortunate statement. Its sad that many believe it, but it is wonderful that it is not true.
JeSoul is divorced grin grin
Travel › Re: 60 Nigerians Deported From UK Over various offences by advocate666: 6:07pm On Nov 17, 2012
So when is Nigeria going to retaliate?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Suicide A Sin? by advocate666: 11:01am On Nov 17, 2012
Callotti's problem is worse than previously imagined: she is now talking to herself on a public forum.
Christianity Etc › Re: All Atheists Are Satanists by advocate666(op): 12:03am On Nov 17, 2012
truthislight: ^^^
Good campaign for satan.

We all have freewill.

Can satan give everlasting life?
There is no such thing as everlasting life. It is another of those lies told by your religion to keep you people in check.

Satan teaches us that we have one life only and we should enjoy it to the fullest.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Support Gays And Lesbians Who Think Homosexuality Should Be Legalized? by advocate666:
manmustwac: [i]I just knew somebody would quote me on the laws of nature[/i]I didn't make up anything dude. Theres only one law regarding nature. Nature is to do with what is natural and normal. So regarding this topic the male organ did not evolve to be used to another man's mouth or backside therefore its not normal, not natural and goes against the laws of nature. The male organ evolved to enter the females vagina which leads to reproduction and the cycle of life continuing. If the whole of the male and female and population in the world decided to practiced strictly same sex relationships then the entire population of the world would eventually come to an end. Which would be against the laws of nature. Hope you get my drift. wink
No I don't get your drift. You are still stating laws of nature and you haven't quoted one.
But I can see that you have no real law, just your imagination. So let me indulge you for a while.
According to your "law", I can conclude that if the whole of male and female and population in the world keep dying, then the entire population of the world would eventually come to an end. So death is against the laws of nature. But we keep dying. Makes no sense. How come?
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Support Gays And Lesbians Who Think Homosexuality Should Be Legalized? by advocate666: 10:26pm On Nov 16, 2012
Logicboy03: You make god sound like a cold blooded killer smiley
Actually, he is a cold blooded killer.
Christianity Etc › Re: All Atheists Are Satanists by advocate666(op): 10:23pm On Nov 16, 2012
Logicboy03: Well, according to the incredible and unbelievable story of Adam and Eve.....and the devil snake?
Unbelievable, eh? yet you use it to support your points.

Leaving the increduility of the story aside, let's look at what happened there. God threatened eve not to eat fruit or else die. Satan told eve that if she ate fruit, she will gain understanding of her world. Eve ate fruit and gained knowledge of herself and her surrounding. So Satan was NOT lying. No temptation: Eve wanted to eat fruit. Adam wanted to eat fruit.
Instead of thanking Satan for shinning their eyes, mankind is blaming Him. However, you cannot hide the truth forever.
Christianity Etc › Re: All Atheists Are Satanists by advocate666(op): 10:09pm On Nov 16, 2012
Logicboy03: lol......do you even know that there is no difference between Satan and the Old testament Yaweh?

Both killed, lied and tempted human beings
Where in the old testament did Satan lie or tempt anybody?

Please stop taking the words of the godly as the truth. You should know better.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Support Gays And Lesbians Who Think Homosexuality Should Be Legalized? by advocate666: 7:32pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=true?].
No, not me...you. Your number should be 69. Strong Aferican men like you want joystick in your butt. grin grin grin grin grin grin
You who talk bad talk about little Christians. I tell you, God will stick a big gaint joystick up your butt.[/quote]I knew it!
GOD IS GAY!

No wonder he has no wife.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Support Gays And Lesbians Who Think Homosexuality Should Be Legalized? by advocate666: 3:21pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=true?]So, big strong Aferican men want other big strong Aferican men to poke then in the butt with their joy stick. Tell me, do you take turns bing the female?
Now I have a clear picture of why big strong Aferican men don't want God.[/quote]Man, you are too deep into this gay thing.
Christianity Etc › Re: All Atheists Are Satanists by advocate666(op): 3:17pm On Nov 16, 2012
Logicboy03: Dont lie, Obadiah77 aka Buzugee has given you some of that sweet igbo?
I know how you fell broda. I used to be in your shoes.
I was once a christian, then with knowledge I turned to atheism. Disbelieveing in god means also disbelieveing in corresponding godly stories about Satan, so for a while I thought Satan was also a godly fantasy.
Then one day, with increasing knowledge I told myself that I have tried godliness and atheism, what have I to lose if I try Satanism just to make sure?
That was when it happened. My eyes where opened and I saw what I was missing.
Christianity Etc › All Atheists Are Satanists by advocate666(op): 2:44pm On Nov 16, 2012
They just don't know it.

Satan's greatest gift to mankind is the gift of knowledge which he gave to us through Eve. When people gain knowledge, they find out that godly stories are bullcrap so they turn to atheism. This atheism fulfills the wish of Satan.
Although Satan would like everyone to bow down and worship him, this is however not his priority and unlike god, will not punish you if you don't acknowledge him. What gives him most pleasure is seeing children of men gaining more knowledge everyday and freedom from the godly oppressors and doom preachers.
Although some atheists might deny this assertion, it doesn't matter as He is not bothered. If however you take a step further from Atheism and bow down and worship the true Master, upon your knowledge will be added wealth, power, pleasure, health, happiness etc.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Suicide A Sin? by advocate666: 2:35pm On Nov 16, 2012
@ OP. There's only one way to find out. wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Need Financial Assistance/help? by advocate666: 2:29pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=God's-Word]it cant be dat easy. U hav to meet with the admin.[/quote]Did you say meet? As in person to person meeting? I am not in Nigeria now so I may have to postpone until I come back.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Need Financial Assistance/help? by advocate666: 12:40pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=God's-Word]lol...if you did, you'll get a reply. By the way, the first 500 requests will be attended to before wednesday.[/quote]Sorry, I did get a reply but it was moved automaticcally to my SPAM folder. When I tried to open it, my antivirus program blocked it.

I really need cash. Can't we discuss here instead of e-mails?
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Support Gays And Lesbians Who Think Homosexuality Should Be Legalized? by advocate666: 12:38pm On Nov 16, 2012
manmustwac: As an atheist I don't believe that homosexuality should be legalized because it goes against the laws of nature. The key was designed to enter the ignition and we are all here as a result of that. The main purpose of the man's tool apart from passing urine is for reproduction not to put in another man's mouth. But then what two people decide to do (out of view from the public eye) in their own privacy is their own business.
Which law of which nature? The one you made up in your head or some hidden one. Please inform us.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Support Gays And Lesbians Who Think Homosexuality Should Be Legalized? by advocate666: 12:35pm On Nov 16, 2012
nosa gold: Dude you should watch your tongue, you're BLASPHEMING against God!
Is there another type of blasphemy?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sin To Kill In Self Defense? by advocate666: 12:28pm On Nov 16, 2012
obadiah777: AHHH BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THE BIBLE IS WRITTEN IN PARABLES AND HIDDEN WORDS. PSALMS 78 I will open my mouth in parables, I will utter hidden things <<<< HOW THE BIBLE IS WRITTEN. PARABOLIC. THAT STATEMENT IS NOT A LITERAL STATEMENT. YOU SHOULD NOT TURN THE OTHER CHEEK LITERALLY IF SOMEONE IS SLAPPING YOU. THAT VERSE YOU QUOTED IS A EUPHEMISM FOR 'LONG-SUFFERING'. ITS A HIDDEN WAY OF TELLING YOU THAT YOU SHOULD BE LONG-SUFFERING. ITS NOT A LITERAL VERSE.
Buzugee, I'm disappointed by your explanation. You of all persons should know that your god uses evil to achieve his means. When he sends an evil person to kill you, your resistant will be contrary to his will. That is why he told you guys not to defend yourselves against an evil person. There is no parable there. He meant what he said.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sin To Kill In Self Defense? by advocate666: 10:16am On Nov 16, 2012
Lxgking: well my dear, u actually do, wat if i tell u dat cement once pour on me(on my lngtin exactly which caused my flesh 2 start peelin off, nd which by d way was very very painful(i cundnt walk or lie dwn witout holdin it) u can as well tell me u undastand, wen u dnt actually av a phallus.....u nw get my point nd tanks 4 nt callin me an idiat, i jst told u pple wat i avnt told any1 b4.
how u take know say she no get phallus?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sin To Kill In Self Defense? by advocate666: 10:12am On Nov 16, 2012
^^^ wetin concern muslims here
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sin To Kill In Self Defense? by advocate666: 10:10am On Nov 16, 2012
obadiah777: JESUS WILL HAVE ONE OF HIS DISCIPLES CUT THE GUYS EARS OFF grin grin grin THE LORD IS A MAN OF WAR AND THE ONLY REASON HE DID NOT KILL ALL THE ROMANS AND PHARISEES IS BECAUSE THE KINGDOM BELONGED TO THE PRINCE OF THE WORLD AND PROPHESY HAD TO BE FULFILLED. BUT BEST BELIEVE WHEN THE KINGDOM BECOMES HIS, HE WOULD NOT HESITATE TO SWING THAT DOUBLE EDGED SWORD AND START CUTTING OFF FOLKS BODY PARTS. THIS IS HIM IN ACTION >>>FUTURE PROPHESY >>>>>WHEN THE KINGDOM BECOMES HIS >>> for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea ISAIAH 34 VS 6 <<<< REVENGE. BOZRAH AND IDUMEA IS ANOTHER NAME FOR THE GRECO-ROMAN EMPIRE IF YOU LOOK AT GENESIS THE 36TH CHAPTER.

SO ERMMM BACK TO YA QUESTION BRUV ? JESUS WILL COME SWINGING WITH A HUGE SWORD CHOPPING FOLKS HEADS OFF HEHE. HE SHOOO IS A TERRIBLE MAN OF WAR EXODUS 15 VS 3
No. You are wrong. Jizz-Us said "turn the other cheek". He also told people not to defend themselves.

Matthew 5:38-40


38 “You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’[a] 39 But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. 40 And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well.
Christianity Etc › Re: World Class Religious Debates by advocate666: 9:36am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mr_Anony]Please don't get offended when I say this but wiegraf for all his flaws has a much better appreciation for logic than you have.[/quote]Hehehe. Please don't make me laugh.

A christian talking about appreciation of logic. You wouldn't know what logic is if it slaps you in the face.

Please continue your god-son-holy spirit tales by the moonlight.

If you want an azz-whipping from me, open a another thread and tell me if you believe in Santa Clause.
Christianity Etc › Re: World Class Religious Debates by advocate666: 9:25am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mr_Anony]All well and good. I have seen that the definitions you chose for the word apologetics are geared at christians only. Well those are not a correct representatation of the meaning of the word. The word comes from the Greek word "apologia" which means to explain a position. whenever you debate, you are engaging in apologetics. However, I can understand your confusion because the word apologetics has been christianized like the words salvation, redemption, covenant etc but let us not dwell on words and meanings at this point let us move on to burden of proof and reasons for not believing.

I'll use your quote to show you what I mean.


"there is no reason to" here is a non-answer.

Let us say I asked you why don't you believe in Santa and you said that there is no reason, and ask me for evidence

I reply that Santa brings the presents and I have seen him,

The moment you start arguing that the person that brings the presents is not Santa but daddy dressed in funny red clothes, you are providing and explaining your reason why you don't believe.

When I reply that daddy never says "Ho Ho Ho" in a weird voice. And you respond that daddy just makes his voice sound like that, you are defending your reason for not believing in santa ..... and so on and so forth.

By this time you are now fully engaged in Non-Santa apologetics as opposed to my Santa apologetics.

Hating the word apologetics doesn't change the fact that Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins are atheist apologists same as you, logicboy, cyrexx e.t.c.[/quote]No, he's engaged in indulging you and showing you how childish you sound.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sin To Kill In Self Defense? by advocate666: 9:19am On Nov 16, 2012
What a question! Does religion actually shrink the brain?

Have you not heard of the war front soldiers yelling this after shooting their enemies: "praise the lord and pass the ammunition"?

Tell your friend to go jump in front of a train.
Christianity Etc › Re: Joking Jesus? :) by advocate666: 9:14am On Nov 16, 2012
he doesn't need to crack a joke. He is a joke.

The image of him calling himself a prince truimphantly entering Jerusalem while on the back of a donkey, followed by 12 men in dresses, cracks me up.
grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: 50 States Petition To Secede From The U.S. of A by advocate666: 12:35am On Nov 16, 2012
OLAADEGBU: Tell me one thing again. According to your Islamic beliefs, if you have a Muslim father does that not qualify you to be a Muslim? And don't do any al-taqqiya on me. Your liberal friends can be accused of re-electing Obama and they are the ones committing political harakiri.
Tell me Ola, if a muslim comes to your church and converts to christianity and confesses that jesus is his personal lord and saviour, will you still call that person a muslim?

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