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azmanaty02:
Nawao

But why must women always cheat in relationships?? Can't they keep their ass down in one place??

so what's your point?

my sister knew that Femi from where she was working... she said truly that man had the spirit of jealousy and that he liked one of her colleagues... such a pity.

this actually moved me to tears... otito diri chineke

virginboy1:
So We wasted our R.I.P

Nigerians and fake news

Dayuuuuummmmm niggaaarrr

virginboy1:
So We wasted our R.I.P

Nigerians and fake news

Dayuuuuummmmm niggaaarrr

Tastemoney:
I have Some of symptoms of Corona....I think this shit is real

Go drink Ciprotab you go dey alright

numberonecytyzen:
Are pics before the lock down available?

werey question

woh nothing concern me abeg... one man for him own. na who wear shoe know where dey pain am.

FlordFlorez:
I fear who no fear woman. Abeg people, if u wants to marry, try marrying ur friend/bestie. I'm currently dating a girl that was once my bestie for 3years. Its 99% sure im marrying her cos since we've been dating (for 2year), no quarrel whatsoever in our 'table of contents'.

sorry for you o

you stupid gan , you are lucky she gave you a piece of meat...

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

Abeg go and sit down, like you're a saint.. let he who's without sin be first to cast a stone... and besides who sent you message.. aproko kee you dia, curiosity gba jie isi gi dia

Emma1Oj:
Nice comment. but can u marry a security man that earn 30k as salary?

why not..... as long as I have my own business and I'm bringing something to the table and we know our budget for everything... everything go dey alright.

try being jobless, then you'll thank God for what you've got.

lekanolas:
A week after losing his mother, Alhaji Zinat Abebi Omotowo, Chairman of the National Union of Road Transport Workers (NURTW) in Lagos, Alhaji Musiliu Akinsanya popularly known as MC Oluomo is in joyous mood again.

This is because one of his daughters, Falilat Seun Akinsanya has just graduated from the University of Miami with degree.

The proud dad shared the news on his IG page.

He wrote:



https://www.instagram.com/p/B_9TnOlFiSc/?hl=en

lol university of Miami degree bullshit

Russell Crowe as THE GLADIATOR

chante hallelujah by Ajuju

CollinsWeGlobe:
After more than two months of quarantine — my beards are like that of Rick Rubin, my tummy is big, depression every day, my thought about life would be different now and I still have two more months to stay indoor.

I’ve been quarantined for 9 weeks (63 days). Today is Orthodox Easter so I stepped out of the house to receive fresh air.

Check out soon of my photos below.

you dey in the abroad, you still dey complain.. oya come naija na make you enjoy your quarantine.

yahaya2014:
Nairalanders,

Here is my story.

I met this girl while teaching in a secondary school. She came to write Waec in the school. That was how we met and started seeing each other. She was so in love with me, that she had to chase away the lady I was dating then because of her frequent presence in my house. She virtually spent nights in my place.

Two months after the relationship, she got pregnant as at that time I got a job with a bank for six month. We resolved to keep the pregnancy.

After three months, the bank terminated the job. I came back home. Remember during this period, my family never liked her.

But due to the pregnancy, my Dad had to accept her and went to meet the father. Only for the father to say the daughter isn't someone to marry. But if we insist. No problem.

During the period of her pregnancy, there are challenges and suffering. There was a night she almost died in my house because she was feeling bad that I am leaving her to my place of work (the bank job). We rushed her to the hospital and resuscitated her.

To cut the long story short. I got a federal job as a lecturer. Brought her and child over to my place against the decision of my family, because my conscience couldn't let me abandon her.

One year of her staying, she started acting and committing all sort of things like stealing and nagging. She went home two times on trivial issues.

The last one was surprising to me as we were fine. She was working in one private school because I promise to get her what to do.
The day I gave her my phone, our problem started. She started acting and saying that she wants to leave. That she is not happy.
I now told her to keep my son for me and she didn't object because I had no intention of taking him along.

She will answering calls from guys. She will ran out if her fone is ringing.

I now concluded to give her money to go after series of begging her to stay because of the child. I called her parents and brothers. But she was adamant. She left and never went home but went straight to another place.

She is there sleeping with men and all.
But I have cut her off from myself and the child.

Hope my decision is not wrong?

oh here we go again with the same bullshit story... and which one is "remember, your family never liked her" nigga come on, what's wrong with your brains man?

like if they give you, you no go collect... get away you hypocrite.

so what? he's dead nobody cares, move the fvck on.

yeah I saw her, this happened at iba housing estate

Life ana gha gha

this one no well o

czarr:
Amazing.

I have it in mind to do my own under a volcano.

not under but we will do it inside the volcano when it's erupting.

hammerU:
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Balderdash!


U better take dat your fine booty to alaigbo, wen it is time to breed the next generation.


I am still watching your DP. Just checking on it to be honest.

what did I ever do to you sir?

if only Nigerians can live like this without tribalism

papaejima20199:
This is my first time posting NL , although I've been reading a lot in the last few months . I'll try to be as detailed as possible. I don't even know if I'm asking a question, or advice, or what. I just have to get some things out of my brain.

I’m 36 and my wife is 32. we've been married for 12 years and have two children, twins age 1. I would say happily married. As in, we don't fight, , never any abuse of any kind, no major life disagreements. I love my wife. She is a great mother, a great provider for the family, and we make a great team when it comes to raising our kids. However, she leaves me feeling undesired. Sexually, just intimacy in general, not feeling wanted or desired, missing that flirtatious quality that we all enjoy in a relationship. Our sex life has been on a steady decline, honestly since we got married. Less and less and less every year, and yes, kids make that even more difficult (and provide very easy excuses)

About 2 years ago, I was close to cheating. There was a girl at work that I flirted with often. We started hanging out , and we always seemed to end up talking, touching innocently, flirting, but nothing ever happened between us. The feeling this girl gave me inspired me to tell my wife how I was feeling, what I was missing, etc. I told her how important sex was to me, asked her what I could change, or if she needed to change something. Her response was that she "just didn't really think about it like you do" and that she would try to work on it. Well she didn't work on it, at all.

The flirty girl didn't work with me any more, and I lost that "flame" with her and let it go, and went about life as usual. I've been working a lot of hours over the last six months. I fell into this flirty relationship with one of my coworkers 22 and we just would have a lot of fun with one another. Mad sexual tension. A few months back things happen and she blows me. Its great. Best sex of my life. We set up plans to meet up off work hours and we do.

My coworker is in perfect shape. Its like my perfect woman. I love the way she loves me. She appreciates me, she satisfies me, she matches my sexual drive, and even exceeds it. She is everything I was missing in life, and I'm as happy as I've been in a long time. She is also crazy about me which feels unbelievable. Its been a while since someone has just wanted me to be happy and wanted to please me. I now consider her my girlfriend.

I don't wish to hurt my wife. But I do wish to be happy.

I do not wish for my children to grow up in a home with divorce. I want them to grow up with myself and my wife still being the team we've been so far, doing equal parts to take care of them, and always be there for them.

I realize a lot of what I'm saying are things that can't go together. I want to be with my girlfriend, I don't want to hurt my wife, and I don't want my kids to suffer . I can't have it all. Now I feel stuck

I need help because I can't seem to go through with this alone, and I have no one close enough with the time and level of trust that I can confide in, so I would really appreciate it if you'd offer me some advice.

Thanks for reading

and you claim to love your wife.... Onye aru ala
That your girlfriend will be the death of you.

I ain't getting nothing man, single asf

akpoguma1989:
I travelled to imo state where I stayed at any hotel, I asked the receptionist to get a girl for me to spend the night, during the night we engaged in sex and used condom throughout after sex I discovered that I had a small boil that has burst on my abdomen.

My issue is that vagina fluid came in contact with my boil that has burst on my abdomen, is there any risk of having hiv, I am presently taking truvada but the side effects are much, note that the condom did not burst, am I at risk or just unnecessary worried

Go and do HIV test to be sure, and stop asking dumb questions.

drezzyx:
Uwa mmebi!!!





This is one of d reasons why Jesus wept.



And married couple will keep searching for children 20yrs.
Nothing to show for it.
And here a minor is conceiving anyhow.

Asin ehnnn

Frank25:
Dy there make ur mate dem pass their waec finish u go stil dy roam around nairaland

This is what happens when you give a child your phone for a minute, they begin to think and talk anyhow. SMH

men and their complains this year, always looking for advice.....just keep trying her number she's already your wife, white wedding is just an addition.... she will eventually get over it and pick up your call.

hope that year was a good year.