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TalabiAudu:
Loooll!!

It all started from the France match ooo. Where hensben was saying them bench a whole Pogba, ehn? Impossible..

Na so scummies vex sey Kante wey play the game, wetin him cover?
Hensben talk say he dey cover the field..

Nezzar: mumu, which field?
Hensben: midfield.

Nasoo skimpledawg dey laugh, dey call am hensbrain for him back..

Na so them elrony and lana1 troll Kante ooo, say he dey cover gravitational field..

Nasoo diggz hear. And anywhere diggz hear Pogba, I don't know maybe him diçk dey always rise ni..

Then diggz started his nursery rhyme, adabowale.. 85M barber getting benched? Udonmeanit!!!

Then one boy writing jamb named cadec con call diggz "ewu Kenya"

Na hin funlord laugh out! That which kind specie of ewu be diggz?

Gov diggz con vent all his frustration on funlord.

Na hin fight begin.. Diggz con dey ask funlord how much him get? Say all the money wey dey his acct, na the one he dey keep for person.
"How much is your annual income phunphool?"

Elrony dey wonder 'shey them mean each other before? What's all these?:

Na him funlord con talk say an angry man is a hungry man, say shey him don chop the hungry man indomie he dey cook. (Around 1pm in the midnight oo )
Funlord talk say all the things wey lana1 use to say about him is true. How can what a man do all day is to shout adabowale, moarimhoe, blaady scumtwat..

Na hin diggz reply; go and roll with your mates like lana1, make una dey collect N19500 from nysc dey survive

Nasoo lana1 enter with machine gun ooo, con dey talk say diggz no get job, bla bla...

I no know wetin hin talk finish bkos it was already late like around 2am, and I was feeling sleepy.

But I know people like nihilistjnr and elrony were still online to witness the end

See person wey sabi. Your head dey there.

So na that gist of Pogba and Kante reach this level?

Cruxifizio:
You are a shameless man dockita....wetin dey wey you wan hear again apart from the beating Ur guys don tell you say Diggz chop for two blaady scumcvnts hand again?

Alabosi ni yin sir....

I want more information. It is written in the bible that "My people perish for lack of knowledge".
I don't want to perish.

TalabiAudu:
Lol...

Let me gist. It all started from the Pogba Kante, France talk!

Lengthy story incoming!!?

Kai, see better person!

We need more people like this here. not those stingy ones hoarding gist.

If i start praying for you now, even the angels that will bring your blessings for you will be jealous.

Please drop the gist, correct guy.

A40:
Loool nobody is ducking Wilder jare. AJ is the bigger draw and in negotiations you have to dance to the tune of the bigger draw if you are serious about a fight. You can barely sell 15k arenas in your country and you are making demands to fight in Vegas when AJ would easily sell Wembley or Cardiff.

I go like see Wilder vs Whyte sha. This Browne must have been in really terrible shape because I recall even Robert Helenius taking Whyte to 12 rounds

AJ is the bigger draw definitely but just from the back and forth between them and his tone i suspect he would rather not fight Wilder.
Just my opinion though, i might be wrong.

Cruxifizio:
Afrodoc2

You are a wicked doctor....I see your hand work o!!!

Lol i just dey ask for information. I dey one course over the last few days and na the thing make me miss the fight.
Everybody know say me hate fight especially when my guys dey involved, so i am asking just for record purposes.

Abeg as a participant can you give the juciy details?

SerVik:
Apparently, one person is so jobless that he spends all his time on sports section screaming blaady scumwat while the other is so broke that he posts photos of money he's holding for other people, despite being a snitch for the local olokpas.

As for the other one, well, it was a stray bullet... Something about federal government and 19k

Servik, reporting live from the frontlines

Finally! Someone with some sepcific info. Please tell us more.

By the way nothing wrong with a young corper making 19k, almost everybody that is a graduate here went through the same thing so no shame in that.

Nihilstjnr:
when lana1 entered the fray, it was a tactical takedown.

him and Funlord ran the mission like a swat team.

Diggz was like Biggie shouting:
"Running from the police, picture that
Nigga, I'm too fat, I fück around and catch a asthma attack
That's why I bust back, it don't phase me"

Stop teasing na, please break it down iller just like 50.

Leyqute:
It was real bladdy, both sides suffered casualties.

But let's just say egbon digz went out like this

https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/101/099/justinbiebershotandkill.gif

Too bad, gone too soon.
Diggz was one of my favourite Shekpites.

Nihilstjnr:
it was his conditioning that shocked me the most.

how can you come out to fight looking like that?

The guy literally looked like a street fighter.


wetin dillian white do am no good at all though.
Good God

Na these kind puff puff boxers people dey use compile impressive record.

But there seems to be a slight shift in boxing, good fights seem to be happening more regularly than before.

I hope your boy does not duck Wilder when he gets through Parker.

Leyqute:
Then he counterattacked with a hand grenade.

And before you know it the whole place turned into a war zone

So who is in the hospital, who is in the mortuary, and who has been cremated?
Those are the germane questions that a witness like you should be answering.

GloryIsaac:
Kindly apply to see the highlights ...

My heart goes out to my very good e-friend Lana who was suffered a collateral damage during the battle, take heart Brother ...

How did Lana get roped into it? He was not one of the 2 combatants involved na, abi?
Please give me highlights.

ChristineC:
this was written six years ago. people can see the future huh

Sister, abeg which kind diggers you dey employ? I need their contact.

Nihilstjnr:
afrodoc2 come and get your man o

The guy was lucky. People dey die from dat kind thing.

1)Why was he in such a poor physical shape?

2) His team should probably have thrown in the towel earlier just to save him from himself.

3) Jaw/Temple punch vertically coming down. Close to a perfect punch for that situation.

Abeg who fit give me the low down of the down low punches exchanged here?

The mod that deleted those messages no try at all. Una suppose dey leave all the posts here for at least 12 hours, no matter how incendiary.
With that the rest of us will know what not to post.

Kante don enter ice age. Person wey dey cover 70% of the world is now struggling to cover centre circle.
Winter has come for House Kante in the guise of Bakayoko and Fabregas.

neezar:
It's located at elele rivers state

Neezar! I no know say you be Father Edeh pikin. The man still dey terrorize una?

diggz:
Haba Dockita.....? Take it easy oga.....I am not the problem with your club bikonu

Bigkesh, Neezar and other intellectuals carried out some tests and have sent me the results. They said Man Utd has malaria which would require some treatment but that United go dey alright soon but Chelsea has inoperable pancreatic cancer as well as depressed (SUNKEN) skull fracture.
They said you guys should te ese ile bo.

Oga better go meet TB Joshua for your club while we take our chloroquine jejely here.

diggz:
I can see Ur name all-over this mail joeace2020......

I implied that someone is an Einstein and a genius while another person is impying that the same guy is not a beta person yet you are saying i am the one sending mail?
Oga you no fit be Cobham express, na NIPOST you be.

May God save us from NL Einsteins and online geniuses. Person go spend his own hard earned cash, buy MB, only to indirectly call himself a fool.

Spending your own money to aim subliminals at yourself. Skrrr.

Nihilstjnr:
#Trashtalk



If I say Joe, you say ce, another man say 20, omo na you sabi

Hehehe! So who come be fool now?

Isn't our God a wonderful God?

patrickmuf:
E get people wey dey carry imaginary beef for head dey waka but if you call them hawker now na problem...

Shuo! Person cannot play with you again?

Hawk imaginary beef. Shey na Satis or Gala?

Nihilstjnr:
I think it's the men though. Just look how many mixed race Jamos you can see everywhere.

Apart from Alli na mixes or full blood Jamos full England squad sef

Those women fertile like the garden of Eden. If you go tosibe or shana wole you go do plenty naming ceremony.

neezar:
In summary, what's the message of this post oga

There was no useful message in that post, that is what you call a pointless epistle.

diggz:
Lol....Omo see as you take advice yourself sharperly.

You no go understand. People have been shot dead over this thing. One Igbo doc was shot in front of his own house on top woman matter.

One cheerful giver babe was hacked into pieces and dumped in her car boot by her bf. Word on the street was that she was boning some Naija docs.

GloryIsaac:
The lord is my shepherd, I cannot die .


Carribean it is, this summer.

Go during Carnival time.

diggz:
Afrodoc2 no dey ever gree.....e b like say dayo done bite him the last time wey dem fight...him dey do raumdeuter agidi these days....

Ok let me give you one of my own. One of my guys, wey be my senior for med school also dey that side with me then. So the guy link me with his son's primary school teacher (one mulatto girl) so i dey tidy the girl codedly.
Until the bf called me one day come say "doc you know you came to this country with your own 2 legs, do u want to be carried back to your own country on your back?" I delete the girl number IMMEDIATELY.

Nihilstjnr:
I don experience Jamo gbege before untop woman. E no easy. Body tell me that day.

Omo those people no dey joke. Na for Oshodi u go hear "i go kill you" and na just grags. If those boys tell you " i kill you just now", na promise and prediction. You better enter witness protection program.

diggz:
Afrodoc2 no dey ever gree.....e b like say dayo done bite him the last time wey dem fight...him dey do raumdeuter agidi these days....

Omo those Caribbean stories fit full bestseller. You wan hear about one guy wey dey chop one half caste banker chic (black/spanish mix) codedly and the babe real bf dey suspect. One time wey d girl wan visit the secret guy na so the bf quietly enter her car boot (with gun) lock himself inside in order to trace where she dey go.

GloryIsaac:
Carribean tour go make sense

Make sure you tour with sense sha cos some of those islands bloody. If you chop person woman and he find out na bullet dey go use sort you o, not slap, not punch, not stone.

GloryIsaac:
All these "my friend" stories , Wehdone Sa

This one na my friend, no be me. He is in Birmingham now, left that caribbean side before me.

Nihilstjnr:
Chai doc. Una dey chop carribean fish too?

Your net dey reach that side all the way from Oz. Mehn I hail o...

I was there before i moved to Aussie. That na where i know Ibime cousin from.

Omo that place na efrebo, both from the women and their jealous n violent men.

The women no send at all, if they like you they will come for you and only Chukwu okike abiama can save you from them.

Nihilstjnr:
Good Lord

You sef shock?
Paper float for air abi wetin i read? Dopejemi why you no float paper for these sugar mummies na?