₦airaland Forum

GloryIsaac:
Doc Doc

No be me o, na my padi.

Nihilstjnr:
oboi you don ever razzle babe, wey even the babe hail your for your smoothness as you dey collect the number?

Omo things dey happen for this world.

Dopejemi I believe in you. E go happen

One of my guys for the Caribbean that time kpan one babe. The thing scatter the girl head, she talk say she no fit keep am to herself. Immediately she message her best friend say make she come collect. About an hour later the friend show, collect her own too.

Nihilstjnr:
good afternoon my chairman.

Bros we go need involve lawyer for this matter o. Our agreement was one-directional...airmax was coming from your direction only.

Ani you don go revise the terms of agreement Again ni?

Abeg wey Airmark the digger?

You are right, the bet was uni-directional. I no think say the guy suppose dey bet, this na at least the 2nd time wey e no go check the terms clearly.

elrony:

Elampiro sha don warn DopeJemi before hand !

Omo, no be sere sere o.
Person fit enter with Tuface destiny come out with Blackface own, or enter with Davido destiny come out with B-Red own.

Nihilstjnr:
You must have been staying in gbagada phase 1. My ex used to live right behind the place. Na she carry me go there sef. It was full of Unilag babes and some other okpos. This was probably 10-11 years ago though.



is that guy's establishment still running sef? what else can he offer other a 90s nostalgia? Even his spot is located in an area that used to be considered posh during that era.

Anybody that goes to that joint probably still barbs punk and listens to New kids on the block

Hahaha!
Omo na 2001 or so i go there last.
The mature babes wey dey there that time set die. All those 30-40 yr old Island big girls like the place. They go there to try and ensnare Pastor Kris himself but dem no know say war boys don set trap for them.

diggz:
Bwuahahahaha guyman go soon find out say e no get anyone wey go easy....legit or illegal...you must put some work into it....you will have to earn your keep anyhow you wan use do am....

And we never mention those cash madams wey dey use body parts do jazz or the ones wey dey exchange people destiny like bureau de change.
If u consider all the job hazard both physical and metaphysical you go just stick to submitting CV upandan.

dopeJemi:
Lmfao I sure say na this job you do take travel go Yankee. See information na if na all these ones I go do take get sugar mummy, then I no do biko, I no get strength, I go dey manage my small pay dey go

You think say u go dey house sugar mummy go come find u?
And all this one Na just to audition o, e sure u say u fit do the kind job wey do go ask u?
Na that time u go know say to carry pon pon sef fit dey more conducive to your health in general and your back in particular.

Nihilstjnr:
honestly church parole in a new generation church with a phonetic speaking pastor is an excellent place to find these packages.

Na wetin pastor skimple dey use hook dem now for portharcourt. The only guy selling that gentrified gospel for those zones na Oritsejafor and the guy na ol skool lapel. Oritsejafor na MC Hammer, Apostle skimple na Drake.

Dopejemi you need raid all those churches for island especially - House on the rock and City of David. if you wan a true sugar mummy, as in grandma, you fit check out that English looking cathedral for CMS side. I'm you go see one or two rich widows there.

Don't go to Coza or Harversters sha. They are full of young people like you hunting the same pot of gold.

Nihilist u too dey on point. Those days Na kris okotie church some of my bad friends dey go but as a good boy then I no follow.
Then I get one OAU paddy wey use Megaplaza parole hammer.
There are different ways to skin a cat i.e ona kan o wo oja.

dopeJemi:
How I wan take see, dem dey approach person?

This thing no too hard. First take off that ring if e still dey your face. Make sure your dressing dey on point.

If your job entails interacting with customers one on one like bank job, telecom or marketing job better.

Then join church and gym (wey correct people dey go), go dey lounge for bars and restaurant wey those heavily paid, heavy duty single KPMG/Chevron/Schlumberger chicks dey go for lunch break for Lagos Island/VI.
If person invite you for any owambe or other correct party, attend it on sniper mode.

More honourable way sha is to make your own money and start frying the toskis of the women both young and old, that one na a la carte.

So diggz dey among those wey dey follow use straw suck Naija money?

Bros, migwo.

This issue has been addressed before. I really like Henry as a player but when one considers his ability he was the king of chokers (or at least a chief).

I have said it before, over the course of a season i would take Henry but in a single crucial game e.g a final i would take Drogba. Henry's 2001 choke job against Liverpool and the 2000 choke job against 10 man Galatasaray are right up there with the best (or worst) in recent history.

joeace2020:
Isn't it funny that United is not being compared to Chelsea, Liverpool or Arsenal but City. We are always banging on about what Pep has done at City over us. Shows how far we've come. Thank God you guys don't manage the team.

It is the guys who are managing the team who have actually brought us to this level we are in that makes some fans compare us to City.
I am not certain the actual managers are doing any better than an average fan here on NL would.

You guys don't have to malign Lingard to prove that Lukaku is good and vice versa. The desire to win arguments here is making people speak out of turn and sans logic.

Lol you can't make this shyte up.

The same Mourinho that is begging Fellaini to extend contract is now the one saying players are afraid to receive the ball?

Apart from Smalling is there any other United player more afraid to receive the ball than Fellaini?

And why would they even be comfortable receiving the ball when most of what they do in training all week long is defending and stopping the opponent?

Anyway we have seen this movie before, just before he leaves or gets booted out he turns on his own players.

See epistles everywhere?

Fake fans are attacking, true fans are counter-attacking. If only Mourinho's team could go on the offensive like you guys here, we wouldn't be having this debate.

LMAO.

Everybody carry him own shovel dey dig.

I don't need to dig for old posts. The true fans know themselves and the fake fans know themselves. so everybody should just fly him own colour.

GloryIsaac:
Stop being a Mourinho and type this with your main moniker .

LOL. I just saw the moniker and laughed. We will see more of these new posters in the coming days, new posters that appear to have knowledge about what has been going on here for years.

dopeJemi:
I always laugh when some people come here to defend Mourinho after a win, even David Moyes sef dey win with west ham, doesn't mean he isn't a shit manager. I have learned to remain neutral whether we win or lose, Mourinho no be am at all

My point to you was not football related, rather it is linked to your debate with Raumdeuter. Mourinho has no class and has a well documented history of classless behaviour and comments. He does not have to be provoked by another manager, player, journalist e.t.c to display this behaviour.

Yesterday was a good example of this. I have never seen any manager troll his own club and rubbish the club's history just to justify his own pathetic result. JM is the only man i can think of that would make that kind of statement at such a time when fans are pained.
His outbursts and clashes with others is not because he is provoked but because he lacks class and does not have the decency to take the high road.

So no true fan has come out? They have disappeared like the mythical fart of a leprous witch.

People that were busy casting aspersions and insulting fellow fans months ago are now singing a different tune. Shortsighted people that were shouting masterclass are now ashamed of JM.

I wonder what they would have said if we had stolen a 1-0 or 2-1 win yesterday. Would they still be as disappointed or would they be shouting masterclass again?

Parking the bus and hoping for a miracle at home against a team with a no name line up. Apart from Kjaer , Banega and Nzonzi which of those players is really known?

Dopejemi, i hope you can see your JM? I guess Manchester United as a club provoked him that is why he is taking a dig at his employers and disrespecting the fans with his post-match comments.

We all should try to be honest and logical rather than give biased opinions just because someone is in your camp.
If there is one thing that is incontrovertible it is that JM has no class. We can debate his tactical acumen and qualities as a manager, but his lack of class is without a doubt.

GloryIsaac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zVvOXMwWXw

All these season ticket holders with Mancunian accents criticizing Mourinho are not real fans jo, i want the follow come, real fans on NL to come out and talk.

Adisaowalla i sight you, welcome. Are you a true fan?

Like Diogenes i have been carrrying a lamp all day long looking for a true fan, but none has stepped forward.

Lana1:
What some of us see sitting down, some people can never see even if they climb on top of Fellaini's afro.

Buy this buy that in already overcrowded LW & AM positions, when there are other more pressing concerns in the team......positions like RW and the clueless fraud of a manager's tactics. And their only defence is one mumu Mourinho quote that u should not ignore quality when it becomes available.

That's why i laugh when some people here are saying we should buy Dybala, Griezmann etc.
Even if we buy Messi, Mourinho go still park bus.
Buy Neymar, park bus.
Buy World 11, park bus.
Play Burnley, park bus.
Play Accrington Stanley, park bus.
Play Kano pillars, park bus.

Hehehe. Mourinho wan turn Old Trafford to garage, just dey park bus all over the place.
If we no take care dey go move this thread go Auto section.

So Oasis is not a true fan, Lana is not a true fan, Leyqute is not a true fan, eph is not a true fan, neezar is not a true fan, chrisley is not a true fan. Please who knows a few true fans that can explain wetin dey ground?

SONofnezzar:
Lolzzzz

This shìt is so funny.....When we said that Mou is a bad coach...we were called fake fans, That we should go and support another team

You can't help me then, i need one of the true/real fans to explain what happened to those of us that were not fortunute to watch the match.

Kilonsele, i didn't watch the match. Abeg can any bible believing TRUE and REAL fan tell me what happened, how it happened and why it happened?

Please only TRUE and REAL fans abeg, fake fans should remain silent. I wan't to know the "idi abajo" and the "idi ti a fi ja".

The fans in the stadium are getting angry.

Nihilstjnr:
diggz your guy craig mack is gone.

RIP

Here comes the brand new flava in ya ear!

RIP.

I still believe Sanchez will come good, however i would like JM to utilize an attacking formation that has 2 out of Sanchez, Martial and Rashford in the starting line-up. That is when we would be at our best.

Nihilstjnr:
to be fair to him, he actually spat at the dad, but there was enough for two

just look at him. i didnt even know the human mouth was capable of producing that much saliva

Phucking ewww! Bad thing for him though is the girl said it touched her, and that makes sense cos the dad must have been on the other side.

But what kind of pain/madness would make a grown man start spitting rather than just wind up his car window and drive away?

Nihilstjnr:
i cant see him surviving this if im honest.

Keys and Gray got fired from Sky for talking about female linesmen. Carragher gobbed his DNA all over a 14 year old girl.

I dont think he escapes

I read the news and was appalled at his lack of self control. Spitting at a child, especially when you are a public figure?

Like you said, a scouse would always scouse. Well he can always find a job with beIN sports and live in sunny Qatar.

elampiro:
Those who sleep on nairaland day and night are calling those who don't have time to come here, jobless.

Reverse psychology or hypocrisy?

Hahaha! Shots fired!

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