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[quote author=gcfr.com]I keep telling people not to date ghosts, hope y'all can see how this poor lady is suffering. [/quote]how do U recognise ghosts?

Someone got married to a ghost with children, does dt mean ghosts aren't to be scared if dey really exist? if yes, cemeteries should be good places to set up businesses without Certificate Of Occupancy.

Daneguakhi: Hmm...quite interesting esp as you used economic & marketing analogies

thanks!

Dis is one of d excuses we hear during festive periods. It seems d op's wife az made all necessary shoppings for d Xmas nd new year for her parents nd siblings whereas d op is yet to do the same for his family members.
Ppl ar ending their marriages bcoz of serious issues but U ar here talking abt getting another wife wen a sincere husband - wife understanding can solve d problem, make ur wife understand U better...

Parties are one of the best places to meet women, especially for those that are not of legal drinking age. They can be intimidating, being surrounded by tons of hot girls can make anyone nervous and spring up competition among men.
We've taken so many steps just to meet a gorgeous person at a party, but here are simple explanations between marketing and meeting a lady at a party:
1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party, You walk up to
her and say: “I am very rich, be my date!” -
That’s Direct Marketing.
2. You are at a party with friends and see a Gorgeous Girl.
One of your friends walks up to her and pointing at you, he says:
“He’s very rich. Be his date!” – That’s Advertising.
3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl, She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich!
Can i be ur date?” - That’s Brand
Recognition.
4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You walk up to her and say: “I am very rich, be my date!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face . - That’s Customer Feedback.
5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You walk up to her and say: “I am very rich, be my date!” And she introduces you to her husband. - That’s Demand and Supply Gap.
6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you say: “I'm rich, be my date!”, your wife arrives. –
That’s Restriction for Entering New Markets.

So guys, which of the strategies have U tried? What was the outcome? To the ladies, which of the strategies have U experienced? What was ur reaction(s)?

Name : Girlfriend
Symbol : Gf
Atomic Weight : Don't Even Dare
2 Ask!
Physical properties :
1. Boils at Anytime.
2. Can Freeze at Anytime.
3. Melts if Handled with Love & Care.
4. Very Bitter if Mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very Reactive.
2. Highly Unstable.
3. Posses Strong Affinity 4 Gold,
platinum, Clothes & Other Precious
Items.
4. Money Reducing Agent,
5. Volatile when left Alone.
Occurence:
Mostly found in front of mirror.

comment reserved coz it's like d op or d source is calling Monday wen today is sunday.

Op U mean something like this:
1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
2. Both of U stand together separately.
3. Why are U looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside.
4. Will U hang the calender or else I will hang myself.
5. I have two daughters both are girls.
6. Give me a blue pen of any colour.
7. The principal is revolving in the corridor.
8. All of U stand in a straight circle.
9. Open the window- let the AIRFORCE come in.
This is simply " murder of English"

talibanazuka: Why were you scared or you too have a badoo spirit in you?

the bolded no be social site? Can't stop laffing sha coz d op was persuaded to go to church but came back with experience nd watched d drama live without any cable...

Interesting... Wen U think d female students in ur school ar bad den u'll meet or read about "baddest" girls from other schools. It's kind of funny sha (d post).

Dannylux: Watch Liverpool closely. You will have a re-thought!

my brother I understand U perfectly but remember Liverpool were this good @ d start of d season to d extent of topping d epl table, am only saying all d teams ar contenders but how far dey'll go will be determined within d next few weeks. Liverpool without been sentimental ar hot now with d in-form Suarez, only time will tell...

Horayce: I'm a Chelsea fan, but on current form mancity and Liverpool are the true contenders for the title.

on current form no team is TRUE contender for d title, dey're all contenders but how TRUE it is will be ascertained in few weeks coz all d teams aren't spectacular so far. Dey're just picking d points without consistency.

I can imagine how Spurs fans would've made North London unbearable for Arsenal fans yesterday, look at wot az befallen their team (spurs) in d hands of Liverpool even at their backyard.
Last message; don't rejoice at d expense of other ppl's downfall coz U never can tell wot awaits U... God bless us all.

ndidibabe: I am strongly convinced that at the end of this year, Arsenal will be 3rd on the Table and will loose the 3rd Spot to Liverpool in January.

don't trust Liverpool dt much coz dt team knows how to disappoint wen U don't expect dem to.

He once loved his Woman, Dats his Business......
You may Know they've dated for 12 years, That's your Business, Her Friends may know Who She Flirts with, Dats their Business...... Now Wudn't It be Great if we all mind our business ? just saying, no offence plz.

U love ur Woman, Dats ur Business......
Your friend may not Know His sister's Boyfriend, That's His Business, Her family may know Who she's dating, Dats their Business...... Now Wudn't It be Great if we all mind our business ? just saying no offence plz...

Newton's 3rd law of motion: "to every action there must be an equal nd opposite reaction".
Nairaland's 22nd rules of posting: " to every thread there must be an equal nd opposite thread".
Am sorry I don't av anything to say just a little observation for d past few days, hope I've not said anything

Abeg how does Angels look? Coz I never see any angel b4 whether black or white except in movies but I've come across one named "Angel Di Maria" so if Una don see Angels b4 nd knows how dey look make Una justify d pix coz if it wasn't an Angel den it was supposed to act, look or be an Angel.

Any gal showing those signs isn't meant to be ur girlfriend in the first place not to talk of wife, nice post....

Must there be excuses for d success of d school in d competition? Most schools didn't participate doesn't mean dos dt participated aren't good enough to win even if other schools were to be there. TeamUniport...

palugy colina: evritin includin acceptance in uniport is around 110-140k plus accommodation

u ar right...
University Of Port Harcourt:
Acceptance fees: #30,000
School fees (Science - Biochemistry): #76,800
Hostel accommodation: #19,500

[quote author=coogar]OAU is the cheapest in nigeria but it's extremely difficult to get into. they have their standards so high which [b]gives the poor & the rich an equal chance as long as the student is intellectually sound.[/[/b]quote] d bolded part na story...

crystalballs: Oduduwa university ife is 250k per semester.

I repeat per semester.
500k per session.

it's a private uni...

University Of Port Harcourt:
Acceptance fees: #30,000
School fees (Science - Biochemistry): #76,800
Hostel accommodation: #19,500

It's good for an higher institution to be beautiful but I think d most important thing is d beauty of their students in learning nd character. All Nigeria schools ar beautiful just dt dem fine pass each other, don't feel bad if dey say ur school isn't fine coz it might be finer than another school.

Dis one wey ASUU president said next week, it seems dey'll still av another NEC meeting b4 dey finally end d strike. But I think after next week it'll be few days to Xmas nd new year, waiting for d outcome from d meeting to be; "strike called off with resumption taking effect from Jan 6, 2014". Good to know dt both parties ar now doing d right things, I guess dey ran out of scripts for d continuation of d season film. God bless Nigeria, God bless Nigeria students!

Dis one wey everybody dey show how butifool their school is by posting d pictures here, is it jealousy or enviness? we al know why ASUU is on strike, good structures but nothing good inside. Poor structures dey bt na d butifool ones una go post. OAU fine? yes! All schools fine? yes! All schools get good structures internally? Not really! Good job op, God bless u.

It seems d figures ar changing nd states ar been selected regionally, wondering which state will take d barton from Rivers state, may be Lagos state... But condom no cost na, why d increase in d statistics of PLWHA when there is increase in d supply of condom? Just curious...

Most of d names of d actors nd actresses sounded strange to me just like d titles of d movies. Well it's good to give awards to d best in d industry nd I hope dis list won't stare up any confusion later. Mike Ezurunoye as the Best actor in a leading role (Yoruba) - Unforgivable I don't get d bolded part...

I never finish tripping for ladies in skirt nd pant trousers na my fellow guy i go run after? "Olorun ku suru". It's glaring from d report dt he killed a chief but d parts talking about gay nd molestation can only be proven by God, d deceased nd d guy. I don't av anything to say coz I ain't a judge.

They ar pretty but no big deal coz dey aren't prettier than most children of their ages (14 & 11).

Joe page: mumu, ode, u carry woman 4 head like afro. U 4 direct us go wikipeadia na........... mumu, ode, u carry woman 4 head like afro. U 4 direct us go wikipeadia na........... mumu, ode, u carry woman 4 head like afro. U 4 direct us go wikipeadia na...........

hahaha... Egbon U don vex reach like dis? Haba... ko ti le de bi ka ma pe arawa ni mumu ati ode na.