₦airaland Forum

PunkyVeer:
I don't slide & fall off chairs when I try to sit, so it must be enough Btw, what the heck is "remarkable"? Does it have to be gigantic before it is considered "remarkable" ? I guess I'm not "remarkable sized" then but moderate *fake lone tear going down my cheek*

Honey, one of the basic properties of a good butt is:

* Once you walk into any room all men present MUST go silent in reverent and adoring contemplation.

Does your butt do that? No. African men don't like moderate. We like them quite sizeable Come, let me see what I can do to emm... help.

PunkyVeer:
You're crazy

looks like someone doesn't have a remarkable backyard.

There is still no explanation for the origin of the rules under which Ekweremadu (a member of the minority PDP) emerged as Deputy Senate President. It appears the justice system (principally the police) has bungled this case as usual and told Nigerians once more that some people are bigger than the law.

Well, what did we expect? That David Mark would be indicted in a case of forgery? That's too much Hollywood "film trick". Even fairy tales are more realistic than that. Had he been caught on camera forging the rules, nothing would be done still. It is the way Nigeria is. Some people are just too big.

One thing is certain, Nigerian politics cannot survive under the law. Illegality is the foundation of our present polity.

jomile:
Am guilty of dis

It's d only way i could get a guy to stop chatting with me

But funny enough some will send

Why not just delete or block them instead?

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At topic:
It's been years since any girl used that line with me. I'm surrounded by ladies who are employed so it's quite improbable for them to say such nonsense to me.

kITATITA:
The Oyinbo Police is seriously avoiding touching any of the 'ladies'. If he had a chance, he would have escaped from their presence.

You got it. See the way he held himself. So stiff. Those babes are just plain evil. Trying to seduce a family man.

brian4450:
i always told her i will go for paternity test for each of my child but she swore never to do that

She is not going to change. Don't even hope. Can you live with a woman who sleeps around? If yes, marry her.

SUGARBEE:
Lol that's a very responsible man though the girl was surely trying to seduce him, she would be utterly disappointed if he doesn't act like a man


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Act like a man? So he is responsible cos he didn't "act like a man". And he is irresponsible if he acts "like a man". Women be using style to yab us.

Well, I think he is buttering her up for later. You know the way we treat the Christmas chicken very well until the d-day.

So she's going to eat herself. Cool.

Marry her na. Then you would need paternity test for each of your kids.

Lol. Your destiny! Run for your destiny bro. Nor let woman use your head o. Avoid that girl like a plague.

PunkyVeer:
Lol, there's nothing remotely attractive about the butts you posted, OP. The 2nd one looks like she sat on a giant pea, while the last one just reminds me of a duck.

Lol. On the contrary, those are remarkable butts.

Lol. The cop is clearly not comfortable Ladies stop tempting men.

Shymm3x:
Fvck love - when a chic starts telling you that crap and the tosh about doing you a favour by being with you, you need to leave her arse before she leaves you.

Don't be a sucker for you, she's just settling with you now basically cos she thinks she can confide in you emotionally - but her mind is somewhere else. And she might be sha.gging someone else on the sly. Wait till her friends get involved.

Just run for ya life before the emotions called love destroy you, thus putting ya life on hold. These heaux ain't loyal and don't be a sucker for love.

nailed it.

Very good. The PDP supporters were yes-men and that's how they blinded Jonathan from knowing the truth.

If the party reneges on its promises it is better for a supporter to criticise them so that amends can be made.

She should be ready to settle for 2nd wife or concubine position. Cos I don't think any in law will be proud to allow their son marry her.

pcguru1:
I don't actually don't see anything wrong with a babe wanting to spend time with you. However too much of it would be exhaustive

You never see babe wen go colonize your full 24 hours. It is not romantic at all.

Eniqurl:
Nigeria is fvcked up.

You can say that again.

So the fulani herdsmen took revenge. Hmmm. And the police think it's justice so they are not arresting anybody? Rubbish.

I don't think it is possible to satisfy women. The attention you give them can never be enough. They want to be by your side or hear your voice always and you dare not tell them no. Or you will hear "is that thing more important than me?" We know there is no truthful answer to that question.

I think women should be managed like companies, business or teams. Forget about satisfying them.

samuelson06:
You can never satisfy a woman. Trying to do that is digging your grave at a very prime age because you'll get fraustrated and die. Women are insatiable. They just demand too much. Just imagine one I have here, she talks too much and still expect me to give her attention and contribute to her gist. She doesn't care if am busy, once she's through with what she does, am in trouble with gist. If I don't give much attention, she'll feign something flying into her eyes and then use that to get my urgent attention. Yesterday, she claimed if she and my laptop were to be away, I'll miss my laptop more than her. Now tell me, how can I defend this? This is someone that I give all my love without any side chick. What should I do again?

mehn you dey try o.

Give her space. Ignore her and get close to other girls. If she complains, tell her that she can only have you around if she agrees to be your girlfriend. Don't be there for her anymore. Make sure she needs you. Meet other interesting girls. That way you won't be dependent on her even if she finally says yes to you.

PunkyVeer:
I disagree that someone asking how was your day etc is boring. The girl is the one that is actually boring for failing to navigate the conversation. IMO, every question someone asks, opens doors that leads to something else totally unrelated to what was initially asked- that's if the wheels in your head actually work The answer to how was your day doesn't necessarily have to be "good". Expatiate. Show him you weren't unconscious the whole day. Jesus! Something must have happened. I'm starting to believe most girls must be boring as hell to talk to. No wonder the guys are always complaining.

Surprisingly I agree with you on this. 100%. You're speaking my language tonight. what's happening?

Our ladies are raised to prey on their boyfriends and husbands. Blame the mothers and fathers who taught them to be liabilities. How many boyfriends have received even half the gifts and money spent on their girlfriends by the same girls? Very few.

Just commot mind. Relationship is commerce. You pay for what you want. But make sure she has the qualities you desire. Let your money count. Na business o.

sainty2k3:
Hmmm. It reminds me of the kind of food they served in NYSC camp, if they can do that to graduate how much more the IDP. I think the presidency should look directly into this

Exactly. NYSC food na nonsense. One time when my platoon was assigned to the kitchen, we cut and cleaned cartons of fish in the morning but when it was time to eat we didn't see one piece in the watery tasteless stew. Not 1 piece.

Numerous churches, NGOs and individuals donate food and other relief materials yet some useless officials divert them. What a shame.

egift:
If the Car (Nigeria) needs 50 days to be fixed, why are you still supporting PDP that spent 16 years unable to fix the same Car?

Touché! Excellent!

dapsoneh:
The lady has broken the bond already, so whtas d guy waiting for? He shld move on since the gal has moved on too

End of discussion.


He is now hypertensive because of her. too funny

Lol. It is 100% right for a married man to go for a massage session. Do you think massage is beans that any woman can perform it? Let your wife massage you wrongly then your body will tell you the difference.

Massage is good for relaxing muscles that have been tensed up by bad posture and daily activities. Try to keep your mind clean during a session. very important.

how difficult is it to run a petroleum company? Are the workers not human beings? Even if ExxonMobil should merge with 3 other oil companies in Nigeria with 3 refineries in their possession it would still be managed well. So what's the problem with NNPC with all the money, workforce and government support at their disposal.

Generally, Nigerian civil servants treat government establishments poorly. They wouldn't dare handle their businesses on such manner. What a sad work culture.

There are about 3 steps to uploading a picture as DP. I wonder how you mistakenly selected the picture and mistakenly resized it and mistakenly saved changes. Mistake indeed.

PunkyVeer:
Ewww. You just ruined my appetite. I was about to dig into a tub of something creamy but now I can't. Yuck.

Guy has probably forgotten about you. Send him the SMS one more time.

Nice one.