and someone expects me to believe that the Fulani are not as stupid as the cows they rear?

Women wahala plenty abeg! They say to be a man is not easy but these days I wonder if being a women is anything easier! From the pain of seeing their period to that of child-bearing and then childbirth until they clock menoplay abi na menopause...... now its Ovarian something! Kudos to all the ladies in the house abeg, I respect all of you, its not easy being a woman abeg!

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. But all play and no work will make him duller

Too bad, just few days to the new year oh! And. Good for the driver, nemesis caught up with that drunk retard! May God almighty deliver us all from untimely death and may He cross us all over into 2015 In Jesus Name (Amen). RIP to the dead.

oh Sweet Motherland! How did we get to this level, the giANT of Africa been trodden by an ANT! And you expect the guys that fought for our independence, the likes of Azikiwe will not be waiting at the pearly gates with koboko in their hands to flog all the senseless leaders we've had so far! God save Nigeria

Great points op! Many people make the mistake of thinking that just because they have a unique idea or a pimped-up version of an existing idea, coupled with a little savings in the bank, they have all it takes to start a company. A lot many have also been misled by too much reading, I know this might sound a little controversial but because you have it all worked up in your head after some inspiration from some success book doesn't mean it will all work up as planned. My point is this: try to dip your legs in the river you are about to dive in to know how cold it is before you plunge. Make sure your new bucket can hold water without licking before you throw the old one away. #mycharitydonation.

[quote author=boss1310 post=29205985][/quote] hmn! I neva tut of that, thanks, I'll consider that in my investigation

Optional2:
lol seriously

Like seriously I tell ya! Na thanks to boarding school then the pot belly diminished before you could spell pronto

Redlyn:
Christians just attached Jesus to an existing festive period the Winter Solstice, appropriated it, and now acting like the real owners.

And you think true christians who have discovered the truth are happy about it? Sure we know Christ wasn't born on 25th and we are not claiming He is, our joy is just that we celebrate the coming of a saviour and to true christians christmas is not 25th Dec, its every day.

A nice move. I guess if our government showed similar gestures to victims of bomb blast, at least to compensate for their laxity in curtailing the security challenges, it would act as a balm to injuries. RIP to the Madalla Christmas bombings victims! Its now 3yrs and the story hasn't changed. Its well Nigeria.

aaronson:
keep living in lie thinking jesus was born today me I was born sept 27 too,only difference is I'm real and typing this but your phony jesus is fake and doesn't even know if he's been celebrated today

Bros do you read at all? Did you miss the last sentence of my post you earlier quoted?
SMH4U Its your type on NL that just rush to comment without reading, all just to earn cheap and worthless 'likes'..
And FYI JESUS is so real, the 'fake jesus' you know is there because there is a REAL One. The fact there is a 'fake' shows there must be a REAL. You won't see a fake N5000 note right? That's because there is no real one.

aaronson:
you somewhat logical but lemme break your back bone with this,your bible don't got one single date to back up this date you put out on here.

Let's assume you didn't read my comment at all before quoting me, please re-read it again, the answer to your arguments is right there, @rufdyamond was right after all about you.

rufdyamond:

Nice ...but pls don't commend pples trash..the guy u quoted has nt read a tin ..he knws nothing...if u re indeed a good scholar of a particulr field just by the way u address an ish pple don't need u to tell den u read a lot b4 they knw it demselves, an example is the way u ve quoted books and tyms ....what has he quoted other than telling us he reads alot....if person read papa ajasco and frnds him go come tuk abt science...nonsense....am so ashamed of dose pple dat have liked that piece of trash frm him it soo tells how gullible we re...its a pity

Thanks brother. It just hurts me how people get led away by what they read without giving thoughts to way they read. Happy Christmas

Who says I can't kill a chicken? Who kills the egg I fry with my indomie?

aaronson:
That guy above me nailed it....and that babe who wrote march is basically assumption by some scholars,august is way out of it but the TRUTH is no jesus was born...pope Julius the first of the catholic church came up with the december 25th fairy tale and martin luther king dad came up with the Xmas tree while,British successful business men came up with annual carnival which is now christmas carol,I spend at least 2hours everyday studying to know all of these.

I must commend your vast knowledge but it seems to me you read only half the side, you need to balance your knowledge before you make conclusions bro! I'll advise you expand you research to early greek and aramaic literatures, the ones BC and the early ADs, works of the likes of Josephus and plato and some deep theological stuffs before you conclude He was never born! You don't want me talking about the dead sea scrolls and the Mosaic scripts....please do a lot more research. And guys don't let anyone deceive you, JESUS was but wasn't born on 25th December. Its just a began date adopted a long time ago 325AD by Constantine.

How this one wan take solve my problem now? I tell funke say I travel go kaduna for christmas, hoping I go escape her high christmas demand expenses, this morning she land my domot knock door with plate of rice, my mumu friend open without confirming who dey knock from window! 2 tins dey mind mind now, either she didn't believe me or.... I hope its not what am thinking! Walahi I go kill Mathias if I smell fowl play.

1995 Christmas, I ate like there was no tomorrow. I remember coming home in the evening after all the childish roaming about and I heard my mum exclaimed 'olympic' on sighting my tommy. I later found out from her one day that the first thing that came to her mind, which inspired her exclamation after sighting my tommy was an olympic swimming pool.

crackhouse:
which school be dat?

Proudly FGCU

datbay:
It is osinbajo.........u will get used to it very soon,because you will hear the name repeatedly for the next four years minimum

Yea right! Like we hear of Namadi Sambo right? That guy hardly makes the news, not even on NL.

A classmate back then we call HOLY D, that's HOLY DEVIL. I tell you even the devil is holier than this dude..

Soloter:
Answer this question. Why were they denied access to their chamber? without pretense, tell what you could have done if it were you. The presidency's intention yesterday was to remove the speaker but he saw a tough resistance even from some pdp reps he thought were for him(president). here you are spewing out nonsense in the form of education. Who are you pretentiously educating? Go and rest.

I respect people who say something meaningful, you would have gained my respect had you put forward your argument to me in a way other than your 'dog-barking' approach. Vent your anger on whoever was responsible for locking the gate and not me please Mr, because it seems you don't know am not the one responsible.

I came across this picture today on facebook and I can't stop wondering the things these politicians do and the length they go in bringing shame to themselves (not to the nation IMO). This happened yesterday when the house went chaotic after Tambuwal was denied access to the house. My wonder is this, through acts like this are they bringing shame to the nation or to themselves?

Totally agree with especially No. 1 and 6, many lose the opportunity of a lifetime trying to play it cool when they ought to make the fast move

Paroman: I don't know what world you live in but clearly, it is a world where imbec1les belong. Ignorant opinions from dumbos like you can be tolerated to a certain level, since on Thursday, nairaland have been riddled with glorified poo from from the supposed intelligent e-diots on this forum . Y'all clearly need someone to help you reset that dull brain Almighty God cursed you with, and bro, that is what I'm here for.

you sound a lot like a bitch dog pls take your barking your retarded likes

Paroman: Just 12 dosages of Zmapp available yet some dead-brain Nigerians have been conjuring a lotta conspiracy theories about why Americans didn't want to give us the experimental drug coz they US A are the cause of Ebola and how they are punishing us for our stubborn stance on banning gays. Chaii, some nigerians too mumu ehn with just 4 deaths recorded in Nigeria and over 400 deaths recorded in Liberia alone, sierra Leone dey o , which country obviously needs the 12 available zmapp??America milking Liberia's treasury abi wetin this mumu dey talk? Why would America care about a poor country like Liberia to exploit in the first place. That why I dey say mumus too much for this country, ebola see expendable mumus like una e no gree catch, na our able doctors e go dey catch. Chai

Talking about mumu, which one is a bigger one here now; He who innocently voiced his 'ignorant' opinion to which everyone is entitled to or he who can't voice his without engaging insults? Don't normally do this but may sango fire that your left ynash E-diot.....#longhiss

Lord only knows how much the U.S is milking from the Liberian treasury; creating a virus just so the anti-virus can sell like their IT counterparts. I think their rejecting our proposal is a blessing in disguise for us, if only our leaders can put to use the resources the U.S would have siphoned from us to sponsor our locally made "insecticide". Sure the end of ebola is come.

Kalvan500:

That's some "back to the future" shi.t right there. Mcfly trying to get the hell out of Nigeria.

smurfy: 10. One Kick Too Many

Ouch! Now That hurts...

Even if all the demons from his father's village are after this guy, I wonder the kind of speed he was in as to reach this spot

^^^ or the other 'liquid' has lost its density
@Infomizer let me guess, you smiled thinking that will bail you out but instead it bagged you a slap? ...runs away from thread