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So should we now fry our balls or what?

If she had taken the n***a home and had given him more than a hug will he be here seeking this attention?

Make I go arrange for my PVC abeg! Someone needs to return to Duara next year!

Ghana Magu Must Go! Next is the Daura President! May 29th is not far again!

PS: I wrote D.ullard, Nairaland bot changed it to President. Even Nairaland bot too has finally agreed our president is a d.ullard!

ZaRuleOfLaw:
trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am. when e happen now, you go blame village people. it's wise to not rub your success in people's face

My brother, that's how hatred starts oh. And if his father is not spiritually grounded now either by the way or light or darkness, if she wages a spiritual way on him now he won't know where his issue started from.

The girl didn't do well, but the guy didn't do better either deliberately shoving his father's success down the lady's throat. He would have simply just bought the stuffs and go away. Her guilt will do the rest

That's what you get when two immature souls engage in what is only meant for the matured mind. RIP to the deceased

KingKingKing:
always thought the same, dey dont even get to see replays, would be so boring, nothing beats watching it on TV

Exactly my brother. Although the fun and the experience will be cool but I won't enjoy the game as I would watching it at the comfort of a room where I won't pay for seat!

I have a question oh! I've never been to any football stadium to watch football match before. How do those guys enjoy the football from those heights high above seeing that the pitch and the players will look small from there?

I hope your story is not the same as most of the scam employers we have these days. They employ you without the intention of promoting you pass the probation salary. Once you finish the probation period and you are someone they can do without, they move on to employ the next available option from their library of uncountable CVs and then look for a slight reason to kick you out. Before that happens brother start hunting for a better option too.

Daddy yo meets Daddy Money. Who's the daddy now?!!

So we should now get you an award?

xxxtedyxxx:
All thanks to medical advancement and research.


Science clearly trumps Religion again.

And this one doesn't realize that but for religion he wouldn't have known what science is.

Religion and science are not enemies bro! One is just too young to understand what the other is saying that's all.

She sound pained! There is more to this than what we see!

Chukabiz:
Sir please abeg let me add you on whatsapp. I lost my contacts. You asked me to drop my no and i did but you are yet to add me. Please let me add you abeg.
Thanks

I sent you several messages on WhatsApp bro! 08038197789

And I thought this BBN show is over? That's how you all will still be talking about this trash, election will come and go and we'll all wake up to realize Buhari won again all thanks to our negligence to do our duty

RIP to all involve. Kudos to the driver who sacrificed his life trying to avoid the crowd. Normal heartless truck drivers that we know won't mind entering the crowd and killing many so far as his own life won't be in danger. Who knows the number of souls that would have been involved had that guy not avoided the crowd.

Chukabiz:
Good morning sir. please i need to contact you. please help me with your whatsapp number please sir.

Send me yours and I'll send you a message

Aya! Another poor soul in the Whitehouse is about to lose his job too after the visit!

Happy Marriage life to your Daughter Mr VP!

Don't worry you'll have enough time to play with your grand kids when we send your clueless boss back to Duara next year!

trustworthy1:
so displaying it in social media (facebook) will solve the problem.

Seriously it beats my imagination what our generation have become. Now she has exposed herself and business to both family, friends and foes. Tell me what makes her think that wedding might workout again after this act? After spilling this guy's beans out in the public and his intentions to the world around them, will he ever be respected again? She just lost her man for this singular foolish act. I am not justifying the guy's act either but pushing your issues especially through a medium that's not faceless is not the best act of wisdom

So big brother is encouraging our youths to believe that the way to quick riches and stardom is by indulging in shameful activities. And what beats me is that after all is said and done they get massive endorsements and employments. Will it be a crime If these assholes sponsor educative and engineering competitions like the Big Brain Theory and the likes.

Just tell us to stop eating Only God saves us

@Nkhay's transaction always swift and no hassles. Her reputation preceeds her. My one and only trusted exchanger. Just had a smooth and swift transaction again this morning. Thanks ma!

That second [/s]lala[s]snake is what gave me though time, found all the rest with just a blink

Omotola fall hand abeg!

Quick recovery to him. Happy birthday to me. Show some love fam!

This should be interesting. I'll get us tickets, who's getting the popcorn?

DEGREE2466:
Yeah.

Actually everyone hates or avoids order cancellation but sometimes it seems inevitable (because you cannot control or force the client to accept the order).

This February alone, I have cancelled two orders of $150 and $50 respectively.

And these orders were cancelled without request for modification at all

You don't say!

You mean you actually delivered the orders and they got cancelled?

DEGREE2466:
lol


Use it to pay tithe to Fiverr.





I noticed lots of changes to Fiverr's rating system which is annoying and killing to the sellers.


1. When an order automatically marks as completed, your "orders completed" rating will drop

2. When you cancel an order whether on a mutual agreement or not - your orders completed rating drops

3. After a client has rated you, if you request for modification of rating and the client accepts, your formal rating (in this case - the stars) will still be showing the old but your positive rating will be upgraded to the recent rating.

4. No more %100 ratings for new comers. Your positive rating, orders completed and response rate are all at %0. You have to start afresh to build them.

5. A client will still be able to rate you even when the order has been cancelled (double wahala for the sellers)

6. Due to the fact that orders automatically marked as completed now counts as "orders not completed", %90 is no longer the red line for "orders completed ratings"

More of the anomalies will be added as I experience them.

No wonder my ratings were just dropping anyhow!!

Number 5 is particularly not good. That's why I do my very best to avoid cancellation. Kudos for the headsup bro.

oluwafreshkid:
thank you. I have the software, i can use it. but i'm confused on how to fufil customers orders.

what i mean is this; is it possible to convert a pdf file to an editable format, and send it to someone while it still remains editable, such that the end user can edit and fill the form as he so wishes?

or do i collect the details they want to put in the form ? like
Name: ____________
i'll collect the name and input it to make it look like this
Name: OLUWAFRESHKID

Your first option is what they want. They are going to use it over and over again to collect informations.

oluwafreshkid:
Please, can anyone, any experienced fiverr person look up my profile and critique for me if I have my gig well setup? Please, I'm new and haven't gotten any orders nor impressions since.
My name doesn't even come up in the search result.
Fivert.com/akintundevirtas
Thanks

I am one of the advocates of foreign accounts. That's the only way you can make easy money on fiverr. If you want to be patriotic and run the green white green flag, then be ready for some serious challenge (well it depends on what you do though and am not saying those with Nigerian profile are not killing it out there). So to start with, you username alone first gives you out, and as a newbie please start with a foreign account. When you are grounded, you can then resume being patriotic. My 2 cents

Rockyboy14:
Please I want to open a gig for video maker fx..... Under which category exactly does it fall into please.

Video and animation