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But wait oh guys, there is a question I don't know if am the only one asking: I heard the virus can survive outside blood on any material up to a week and can be contracted by contact with the virus or its host. Now if nothing exchanges hand faster than currency notes, are you guys thinking what am thinking?

Ok mine was Back then in secondary school when we were writting our final exams (WASSCE), behind me sat one of the most brilliant boy in the whole of SS3 and in front of me sat one of the dullest, I was the average guy then, the brilliant but not too serious with education type, but never needed expo to pass exams sha. In the course of the exam, this guy in front of me will crane his girraffe-like neck to dub my answers which I wouldn't have had any problem with, but for his jotting them down in his own answer sheet word for word mechanically as he copied from me. so I started restricting him for caution's sake. On the day of maths, invigilation was very strict thanks to the M.O of unity schools, external invigilator from WAEC was on ground, when this nigga saw that I wouldn't let him dub my hard laboured answers, he quickly hatched a plan. He requested for extra answer sheet which was offered him, he wrote the name of the guy behind me and when the coast was clear, bravely walked pass me and up to the guy, snatched his answer sheet and drop the new one he collected on the guy's table and walked back to his seat, na so my guy behind me provoke but locked up because the act caught an invigilator's attention who walked up to the guy in front of me, where e bad for am b say he was holding a blue biro but my guy behind wrote with a black. Long story short after interrogation and investigation by the invigilator after threatening those of us around, he was able to gather who the culprilts were and summond both outside the hall. Both only returned some thirty minutes to end of exams and all given empty sheets to start all over after profuse pleas and intervention from our teachers I guess. The drama and fight that ensued after the exam between both parties from the exam hall to the hostel can inspire a hollywood thrilla that will sell millions of copies.

I will bet my dinner that if it was said that climbing the kilimanjaro will be the only safest haven from ebola contraction most gulible Nigerian will enbark on the adventure as many were all cajoled to bath with salt-water today.

Rajan04: Mehn!?? dis tin work oh! 74 likes?

ROTFLMFAOM....wasn't doing it for the 'likes' men, was only trying to boost my believe to know am not alone in this 'crazy dream'....

tomiobj: He is right. Nt being offensive but snap back to reality. They have over 70 billion usdollars. And 70000000000 US dollars = 11344900000000.0000 Nigerian nairas. And it isn't possible to achieve this that easily. In fact it is not possible with the economic state of this country
Dangote tries to double his money but he is sttuck on25700000000 US dollars which is about 4165199000000.0000 Nigerian nairas


U can be rich but getting money lyk bill Gates is a 'dream'

Thanks bro, but me and Dangote ain't the same, nor is Gates and I, niether are our dreams and paths. That Dangote can't do it now don't mean another person can't do it. Let that man add some more knowledge and ideas to what he already has and expand his wit and you will see he will go higher than where he already is. Who knew of Mark before the Facebook birth and you and I know how many people that had been on that list for ages that he overtook and claimed the spot he is currently holding. Bro anything is posible if you believe and pursue it afterall it is never a crime to dream big and achieve it.

JbravoAdodger: I'm afraid not

Snap back to reality!

You don't know me or haven't met me yet as to pass that silly judgement. Not everyone is like you of little mindset...*hisses and changes channel*

Nice one @op. Though am yet to have my own kids but one thing I know I will always do when I have them is to always make them believe in themselve right from the very scratch. If a child detest school, I think the parents should take a huge part of the blame. As parents we have a very huge responsibilities on us in raising those kids to become responsible in life. I know of someone whose farewell message to his kids before dropping them at school is "know who you are and know whose you are, never let anyone intimidate you because you are better than no one and no one is better than you, you are unique and special". Tell me which kid will not be inspired and motivated to put in their best in their academics after a daily dose of such words from a father or mum they so trust and believe in?

Bros you forgot to mention constantly feeding the brain wrong informations. I can tell you that nothing retards your brain's functionality like when you feed it negative info. Do I always think normal back then when I was a porn addict? Thank God one has grown pass that age sha

At least I have one prove in naija that aliens exist; don't you think those BH guys behave like them?

Am I the only one percieving that this administration, with no regard for any party in particular, from the state level to the national level is the best in terms of performance Nigeria has ever gotten? Good roads in many areas, water, electricity getting better at least in so many area and other meaniful and significant achievements we can see here and there. The present security challenges we've been through hardly makes us realize this fact but we shall overcome very soon and peace shall return again. Long live Nigeria

One day you and I are going to be regulars on the forbe's list, some of us reading this may even rock the number one spot and clutch it longer than Gates have. Do I have any believer in the building?

sarmiie: and how, dear sir, does that relate to this post??......

Its a proverb for pluto's sake. When the cause of a problem is not curbed, it might still pork its ugly head again is the interpretation sir.

baba2ndey2: if not for u, I for not get am wright till jesus com. thanks. u shld be a teacher...lolĺl

Lol...Teacher! Once before, but I should give the kudoos to some early morning brain excercise I engage in, it helps keep my mind sharp and alert....

barnabasj: Thanks it took me 5mins with ur clue. Thanks Darling

You are welcome, thanks to some brain exercise I do every morning when I wake up, you should try some too

sulmeza: Na jt bird me i see o...oya op, wia d lady

The tail of the bird is actually the whole of one of the lady's leg while the head of the bird is actually the lady's head and one of her hand over her head combined

Can't believe I did it in less than a minute, men this is a real brain challenge.

The tail of the bird is actually the whole of one of the lady's leg while the head of the bird is actually the lady's head and one of her hand over her head combined

Cooked food, since it entices more. But from constant observation I have come to discover that food with a normal amount of spice for humans especially curry and thyme can cause running stomachs for them, my personal observation though

That list is incomplete without Mikel Obi now!

Austeenx: `

[color=orange]He doesn't know you exist, you know he exists. [/color]

The same way he will go extinct when he will get to know I exist, let him just keep breathing...and oh, that applies to you and your supporters too *winks*

Austeenx: `

[color=orange]You detest Olamide? WTF?!!? Like seriously, the guy does not even give a fvck. [/color]

Yea he shouldn't, because it goes both ways.

urhoboman: .

I see you bros! Space booking noni

Just like serving me rice with okra soup. Patoranking is one of the very few naija artist I listen to, detest Olamide like I detest mosquitoes, can anything good come out of this combo?

guyman2012: ,

Guy man hw far nw, I caught you green handed

HBD to Naija's Version of Morgan Freeman. Wish you the best of the rest of your years

My bad!

Don't know much about acer, but have been a fan of dell for long now, even prefer dell to hp, but make your choice bro, and make research well before you conclude, the internet is your friend.

temiyato: splendid .u can add me on watsapp I will send u some pix of d lapi.

Tayo, it seems you don't know much laptop so let me offer a lil advise, and let me quickly offer a disclaimer too, I have never met this olarewajub guy, am only trying to help. if you guys can come to a consensus, get his laptop, its more than good for what you want to use it for with the specification he has given and the pix am seeing. but he needs to come down a lil with his price

Am sure I can get reasonable discounts from you if you are to ship mass quantity to me in abuja so I can re-sell right? Do you also sell system units and printers (fairly used)? Quote me and reply, who knows from there we can start a mutual business relationship

And many will still click and fall into his gimmicks.

Networking and sharing files can be something else if you are not into it. Are you around abuja? If yes I could come around to help. And don't worry about the bill, I ain't billing. Just trying to help

www.koolwap.in/books/dld.php?url=/office/5KebCiVcce/MS_Excel-2010-advanced.htm&ext=pdf
This should help you if you have 17MB to invest

^^^Haba bros Olempe you harsh oh, pity the bro add one more zero now...hehehe