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smurfy: 10. One Kick Too Many

Ouch! Now That hurts...

Even if all the demons from his father's village are after this guy, I wonder the kind of speed he was in as to reach this spot

^^^ or the other 'liquid' has lost its density
@Infomizer let me guess, you smiled thinking that will bail you out but instead it bagged you a slap? ...runs away from thread

delishpot: I think we are B1! .

Nna mehn, if its only blood I think its okay cos hiw often does blood get on money? but if its from spit, catarh , sweat and the rest, naim be say wahala dey true true.

Nna that is eh!.....na papa God hand we dey no shaking

sisiafrika: I wonder who liked your posts. You are poor in narrative. So annoying, could barely make a meaning of this shittt!

Wow! Thanks.....*long hiss*

(7) WORLD'S HEAVIEST PULL BY A MAN
Kevin Fast (Canada) pulled a CC-177 Globemaster III, weighing 188.83 tonnes (416,299 lb), a distance of 8.8 m (28 ft 10.46 in) at Canadian Forces Base in Trenton, Ontario, Canada, on 17 September 2009.

(6) WORLD's SHORTEST WOMAN LIVING
The shortest woman living (mobile) is Jyoti Amge (India, born 16 Dec 1993), who measured 62.8 cm (24.7 in) in Nagpur, India, on 16 December 2011.
Jyoti Amge was measured at the Wockhardt Superspeciality Hospital in Nagpur India on her 18th birthday making her eligible to take over this record from Bridgette Jordan. Jyoti Amge had previously held the title for the shortest teenager (female) living.
"When I was younger I was very afraid to go out, to go to school, or to meet new people," Jyoti told Guinness World Records.
"But, my parents told me I must face the world. After turning 7 I started getting some attention from the press, which helped my confidence a lot to be recognised in a positive way for my size."
"Then since getting the record, it has really become an advantage being my size! The biggest change is that now I can travel the world and see things outside of India. I've been to Japan, Italy, and now London!"

Reference: Sure and I've told several people for days that the CBN may become the most active vector. My sympathies go to those who still abuse currency notes despite all warnings pressing it to their sweaty skins and tucking it into their privates. For the rest of us regular hand washing at every opportuned time throughout the day should help particularly if you are an active, outdoor person.

Also cultivate the habit of making ATM calls the first or last chore of the day and not just before you tuck into that lunch hour sandwitch.

From the what I have been observing since this week, it won't be the cure that will be our problem, its the prevention because people need to be sensitized thoroughly on these things. In God we trust though.

Tundeiab: I survived that night bro. When I told my siblings, they encouraged me to accept. She succeeded the next time she tried sha.

What determination can cause, she must be a badt girl *winks*

(5) WORLD'S SHORTEST MAN LIVING
The shortest living man is Chandra Bahadur Dangi (Nepal) who measures 54.6 cm (21.5 in) tall as verified at CIWEC Clinic Travel Medicine Center in Lainchaur, Kathmandu, Nepal on 26 February 2012.
At the time of the verification, Chandra weighed 14.5 kg (31 lb 15.52 oz) and claimed to be 72 years old.
The shortest living man is Chandra Bahadur Dangi (Nepal) who measures 54.6 cm (21.5 in) tall as verified at CIWEC Clinic Travel Medicine Center in Lainchaur, Kathmandu, Nepal on 26 February 2012.
At the time of the verification, Chandra weighed 14.5 kg (31 lb 15.52 oz) and claimed to be 72 years old.
The measurements were taken by Drs Rashila Pradhan and Prativa Pandey. Guinness World Records Editor-in-Chief, Craig Glenday, adjudicated.

(4) LARGEST NATURAL BREAST
The largest breast belongs to Annie Hawkins-Turner (aka Norma Stitz) (USA) who has an under breast measurement of 109.22 cm (43 in) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 177.8 cm (70 in).
The largest breast belongs to Annie Hawkins-Turner (aka Norma Stitz) (USA) who has an under breast measurement of 109.22 cm (43 in) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 177.8 cm (70 in).
She currently wears a US size 52I bra, the largest made, but by American bra estimation, these measurements would put her in a 48V bra, which is not manufactured.
Annie says that her record-breaking bust began developing at the age of nine "I just started growing, and kept right on. I started wearing a bra when I was in third grade, and it was a regular grown-up woman's bra. I don't remember ever weaing a training bra."
The largest breast belongs to Annie Hawkins-Turner (aka Norma Stitz) (USA) who has an under breast measurement of 109.22 cm (43 in) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 177.8 cm (70 in).
She currently wears a US size 52I bra, the largest made, but by American bra estimation, these measurements would put her in a 48V bra, which is not manufactured.
Annie says that her record-breaking bust began developing at the age of nine "I just started growing, and kept right on. I started wearing a bra when I was in third grade, and it was a regular grown-up woman's bra. I don't remember ever weaing a training bra."
Annie was awarded her Guinness World Records title in 2000. "It made me feel like a million bucks. It's such an honour. This will go down in history. It's something I will always cherish."

(3) LARGEST EGG BY A LIVING BIRD
The largest egg on record weighed 2.589 kg (5 lb 11.36 oz) and was laid by an ostrich (Struthio camelus) at a farm owned by Kerstin and Gunnar Sahlin (Sweden) in Borlänge, Sweden, on 17 May 2008.

johnwizey: E don finish?

More to come bro, still working on it, should be ready in a little while

(2) WORLD'S HEAVIEST MOTORCYCLE
The heaviest motorcycle is the Harzer Bike Schmiede, built by Tilo and Wilfried Niebel of Zilly, Germany, which weighed 4.749 tonnes (10,470 lb) on 23 November 2007.

Below are some amazing 2014 world's record as compiled from the official site of the guiness book of world's records. MODs I hope am putting this in the right section and if not please help move it to the appropraite section. Thanks

(1) WORLD'S LARGEST AND HEAVIEST LIMOUSINE:
The heaviest limousine is "Midnight Rider" weighing 22,933 kg (50,560 lb). It is 21.3 m (70 ft) long and 4.1 m (13 ft 8 in) high. It was designed by Michael Machado and Pamela Bartholemew (both USA) in California, USA and begun operating on 3 September 2004.
Midnight Rider features three lounges and a separate bar and can accommodate up to 40 passengers, served by a crew of four. Its interior decor is based on the railroad Pullman cars, which were popular from the mid 1800. Its horn plays the theme of "The Midnight Rider" by the Allman Brothers.

Infomizer: I looked around for somewhere to clean up d mess (defo not on my lab coat) and didn't see so I bent down to shake it off codedly.

Badt guy roll in the part 2 bro, waiting to find out how it ended

Tundeiab: Mine was when a 19 yr old girl stripped naked before a 17 yr old virgin me. That was many years ago sha.

and the 17year old you did what? Grab your pants and took to your heels? tell us more..

EejaNla01: still thinking brb

Alright, patiently waiting...

omogidi234: Not sure of notes, but hand rail on staircase, door knob, things that are usable, you need to avoid toilet seat, soiled bed spread by the Ebola patient etc.

Men that's a lot of list of precautions oh! Yesterday I tried practicing some like avoiding stair rails, touching things unccessarily but somewhere along the line I realized how bad I failed. I needed to wind down the windom to the commercial car I boarded I had to use to button, what about the chair am sitting on, what of my phone or other properties people can carry without my knowledge, bro the list is endless, its only God that will just save us.

Hello guys and girls, catching fun with my homeboys yesterday, somewhere along the line we delved into a very interesting topic of dicussion and we all had fun so I thought I should bring it to the house so we can all reminisce a little and share our most embarrasing moment(s) with the opposite sex. I use to know a topic like this exist before the tsunami struck NL but couldn't find it so am opening this, alright no long talk let me set the pace:

Naturally am the very shy type and detest being embarrassed. There was this lady I started noticing around my hood back then when I was 22, she was everything I fantasy about a girl so I started cooking up plans how to birth a relationship with her. One fatefull day me and three other male friends were strolling around when we noticed this same particular lady in front of us and you know guys now, I was cajoled into making this impromtu move. In other not to look timid in front of my guys I just summond all the courage I could and walked faster and caught up with her. I started to express myself and feelings to her politely and I could see the effect in the form of her warm friendly smile which I mistook for a building approval. That motivated me to go on....
I was still talking and she smiling when we approached this red toyota highlander, before I could figure whatsup this girl opened the front passenger door and entered, hugged and kissed the guy sitting at the driver's seat and then turned to me who still stood rooted to the spot in shock; dumbfounded, embarrased and ashamed.
With one wicked smile that still hunts me even up till today she said 'that's my husband lover boy, but don't worry you will get your catch, but get a car first'. The guy just frown they look me as him start him car and then drove off.
My friends who witness the whole scene from a short distance now further attracted the attention of more passer-bys with their hilarious laughter, I wished the ground open up and swallowed me but since it didn't I just walked away in shame with my head hung low. And I must confess its the major factor that influenced my hate for red highlanders

Alright guys let's hear yours.

But on another news https://www.nairaland.com/1849506/ebola-latest-us-rejects-nigerias I thougt it was said the US didn't approve it to Nigeria?

Congrates to them, am so happy for them, but 10 years Seperation? Just imagining how the kids will start building a new relationship with their real parent all over again, to think they were too young when mother nature experimented her seperation technique on them. Children will now be feeling like strangers in their own home and to their own parents. May God forbid any of such on us we pray.

MTN: Money Theifing Network. The PDP party ruling network since 2001. If they are not charging too high on calls and data, they are delliberately siphoning your credits with no remorse. If its not their crooky methods of getting us to buy useless services like caller tunes, dialy/monthly/weekly subscritions for useless infos via sms which I can quickly get via google, its removing my cash for BB subscription which sometimes I never see. And to think that calling their customer care will only be adding GV to injury, how won't they thrive in my homeland more than theirs?

But wait oh guys, there is a question I don't know if am the only one asking: I heard the virus can survive outside blood on any material up to a week and can be contracted by contact with the virus or its host. Now if nothing exchanges hand faster than currency notes, are you guys thinking what am thinking?

Ok mine was Back then in secondary school when we were writting our final exams (WASSCE), behind me sat one of the most brilliant boy in the whole of SS3 and in front of me sat one of the dullest, I was the average guy then, the brilliant but not too serious with education type, but never needed expo to pass exams sha. In the course of the exam, this guy in front of me will crane his girraffe-like neck to dub my answers which I wouldn't have had any problem with, but for his jotting them down in his own answer sheet word for word mechanically as he copied from me. so I started restricting him for caution's sake. On the day of maths, invigilation was very strict thanks to the M.O of unity schools, external invigilator from WAEC was on ground, when this nigga saw that I wouldn't let him dub my hard laboured answers, he quickly hatched a plan. He requested for extra answer sheet which was offered him, he wrote the name of the guy behind me and when the coast was clear, bravely walked pass me and up to the guy, snatched his answer sheet and drop the new one he collected on the guy's table and walked back to his seat, na so my guy behind me provoke but locked up because the act caught an invigilator's attention who walked up to the guy in front of me, where e bad for am b say he was holding a blue biro but my guy behind wrote with a black. Long story short after interrogation and investigation by the invigilator after threatening those of us around, he was able to gather who the culprilts were and summond both outside the hall. Both only returned some thirty minutes to end of exams and all given empty sheets to start all over after profuse pleas and intervention from our teachers I guess. The drama and fight that ensued after the exam between both parties from the exam hall to the hostel can inspire a hollywood thrilla that will sell millions of copies.

I will bet my dinner that if it was said that climbing the kilimanjaro will be the only safest haven from ebola contraction most gulible Nigerian will enbark on the adventure as many were all cajoled to bath with salt-water today.

Rajan04: Mehn!?? dis tin work oh! 74 likes?

ROTFLMFAOM....wasn't doing it for the 'likes' men, was only trying to boost my believe to know am not alone in this 'crazy dream'....

tomiobj: He is right. Nt being offensive but snap back to reality. They have over 70 billion usdollars. And 70000000000 US dollars = 11344900000000.0000 Nigerian nairas. And it isn't possible to achieve this that easily. In fact it is not possible with the economic state of this country
Dangote tries to double his money but he is sttuck on25700000000 US dollars which is about 4165199000000.0000 Nigerian nairas


U can be rich but getting money lyk bill Gates is a 'dream'

Thanks bro, but me and Dangote ain't the same, nor is Gates and I, niether are our dreams and paths. That Dangote can't do it now don't mean another person can't do it. Let that man add some more knowledge and ideas to what he already has and expand his wit and you will see he will go higher than where he already is. Who knew of Mark before the Facebook birth and you and I know how many people that had been on that list for ages that he overtook and claimed the spot he is currently holding. Bro anything is posible if you believe and pursue it afterall it is never a crime to dream big and achieve it.

JbravoAdodger: I'm afraid not

Snap back to reality!

You don't know me or haven't met me yet as to pass that silly judgement. Not everyone is like you of little mindset...*hisses and changes channel*

Nice one @op. Though am yet to have my own kids but one thing I know I will always do when I have them is to always make them believe in themselve right from the very scratch. If a child detest school, I think the parents should take a huge part of the blame. As parents we have a very huge responsibilities on us in raising those kids to become responsible in life. I know of someone whose farewell message to his kids before dropping them at school is "know who you are and know whose you are, never let anyone intimidate you because you are better than no one and no one is better than you, you are unique and special". Tell me which kid will not be inspired and motivated to put in their best in their academics after a daily dose of such words from a father or mum they so trust and believe in?

Bros you forgot to mention constantly feeding the brain wrong informations. I can tell you that nothing retards your brain's functionality like when you feed it negative info. Do I always think normal back then when I was a porn addict? Thank God one has grown pass that age sha

At least I have one prove in naija that aliens exist; don't you think those BH guys behave like them?

Am I the only one percieving that this administration, with no regard for any party in particular, from the state level to the national level is the best in terms of performance Nigeria has ever gotten? Good roads in many areas, water, electricity getting better at least in so many area and other meaniful and significant achievements we can see here and there. The present security challenges we've been through hardly makes us realize this fact but we shall overcome very soon and peace shall return again. Long live Nigeria

One day you and I are going to be regulars on the forbe's list, some of us reading this may even rock the number one spot and clutch it longer than Gates have. Do I have any believer in the building?