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RomanceRe: Once U Cum Finish U Go Realize Say Nothing Dey This World by AgentGoat: 3:45pm On May 11, 2023
Kiddogarcia:
If you drill well with authority and love,bobo post nut clarity na bullshit.


Na we be your best plug for everything sexual enhancement tho
Yes. That's what you will say for people to keep buying your shiit
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should He Take The Job Offer by AgentGoat: 10:06am On May 10, 2023
Make he collect the job make we see how the next two to three months go be like. From there he can make an informed decision going forward.
RomanceRe: Share Your Embarrassing Moment, While On A Date by AgentGoat: 4:27pm On May 06, 2023
HydraFeeds:
Most restaurants state their price on a board.

Also, I've not seen where a portion of moi moi costs 25k.

Na Cappadocia?
Na lie he dey lie now
HealthRe: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by AgentGoat: 4:42pm On Apr 23, 2023
Stephaniegold:
Come to General hospital Ikorodu and ask of Balloteli when you get dia
Balloteli?
RomanceRe: Why You Should Be Worried When A Girl Asks If You Are 'enjoying It' During Sex by AgentGoat: 6:02am On Mar 27, 2023
Just an innocent question una turn am to she having wide hole. I don't like all these herd mentality among nigerian youths. Everyone reasoning the same direction. No objectivity.
PoliticsRe: Shocking Similarities Between Awolowo, Abiola And Asiwaju. by AgentGoat: 5:40am On Mar 27, 2023
muyico:
I hrd news last week. That shettima will be swear in as president.this northerner pipple really mean business? Then if that happened? Were in digital era. We wil divide nigeria automatically. We yoruba werent fool/daft
Stop forming rubbish in your head. You should be educated beyond this. How can the vice president elect replace his boss elect without any cause?

Educated fo*ls.
PoliticsRe: Shocking Similarities Between Awolowo, Abiola And Asiwaju. by AgentGoat: 5:36am On Mar 27, 2023
where is the military threatening to seize power?
RomanceRe: What's Your Deal Breaker In Relationship by AgentGoat: 7:23pm On Mar 26, 2023
nanica:
boring sex
FamilyRe: Marriage Is Just all About Responsibility, Nothing Special. by AgentGoat: 5:06pm On Mar 26, 2023
The issue is here is; I think women are not really contributing financially. It's what make things difficult.
PropertiesRe: These Houses Were Built With MUD. Why Do We Waste Money On Cement? by AgentGoat: 4:39am On Mar 26, 2023
Houses from mud blocks are common in benue now.
PoliticsRe: Humphrey Anumudu, Imo Labour Party Governorship Aspirant, Found Dead by AgentGoat: 3:06pm On Mar 25, 2023
huh
CrimeRe: Florence Enwerim Onyegbu, Convicted Nigerian Woman, Extradited To U.S by AgentGoat: 9:29am On Mar 25, 2023
Drealman20:
But USA no get mercy oooooo...

Since February 12, 2011, they have been looking for her non-stop....

The woman sef no wise, why change your name from Florence to Janet.. Both English name, it made it very easy for them to find... She for change the name to Eberechichukwu Ebubedikenachi Mohammed... I swear dem no go ever see her till she die..

grin grin grin
grin cheesy grin
AutosRe: Tokunbo Mercedes Benz C180 by AgentGoat:
what gives you the idea of importing this vehicle in the first place?
PoliticsRe: Mmobuosi Congratulates Tinubu, Hints On Total Acquisition Of Sheffield United FC by AgentGoat: 4:20pm On Mar 24, 2023
sanerugwei:
People sef..
What a premature congratulation....
Why not wait for the due process
Even US dey wait
Childishness dey worry most of you. lol

See, obi/lp have no case against tinubu that will warrant his victory been overturned.
PoliticsRe: CJN Disguises On Wheelchair In London Hotel For Meeting With Tinubu - Gazzette by AgentGoat: 11:03pm On Mar 23, 2023
Antoeni:
Chief Justice Kayode, Should
Tell Tinubu The Truth:, That Certificate of Return will be Returned to its Rightful owner Peter Obi
Please help me understand one thing. How can obi win the election when atiku came second?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Outsmarts Tinubu, Shettima And INEC.. by AgentGoat: 7:37pm On Mar 22, 2023
pipnator00:
Calm down, you are soon gonna wittiness President Obi swearing in as the president of FRN. It will only take time and patience. wink
O boy igbos are all the same across the globe. Both the educated and uneducated sound and reason the same.
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Is A Christian Wing Of APC - ChimeX by AgentGoat: 5:58am On Mar 21, 2023
To me, that church sabi take side. 8 years of VP and now First lady grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Is A Christian Wing Of APC - ChimeX by AgentGoat: 5:55am On Mar 21, 2023
when will this people have common sense?
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Bassey Otu Winner Of Cross River Governorship Election by AgentGoat: 6:21pm On Mar 20, 2023
Ebus12:
APC winning in a South-South state?
Nah! Now I believe the rigging allegations leveled on this party.
Not possible in this life. We will challenge it in court.
Na everything be rigging to you people. Lack of reasoning. You don't like something doesn't mean another person shouldn't like it too.

APC is just a political platform. They don't dictate how governance will be run in any of their state. It's the individual there that matters. The people voted the person of their choice.
PhonesRe: Oraimo 50000mah Powerbank How good is it who has used it? by AgentGoat: 7:02am On Mar 20, 2023
Buy it. It's good
PoliticsRe: What Are The Funny Things You Noticed During This Election Season by AgentGoat: 9:33pm On Mar 19, 2023
LesbianBoy:
So the presidential and governorship election has come and gone. Btw, i want to say this is the worst election in our history! Bitter truth! Do not mind anyone comparing this disaster to 2007, 2003 or any other election. Like someone tweeted, atleast PDP allowed Nigerians vote unlike APC that there were so many voter apathy angry

Anyway that's not what this thread is all about.


What were the things you noticed while voting in your polling unit or you saw a clip of other people polling unit on social media that you found hilarious?

Mine is....


when mc oluomo was threatening voters and a policeman was begging him shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin

is police not meant to protect Nigerians against things like that? if the police man stood there and did nothing it "it would have been better"......but for a policeman to be begging a tout. NIGERIANS INCLUDING APC SUPPORTERS ARE IN A VERY BIG MESS

Another one is.....
When i saw a video of a female inec officer telling the voters boldly that they would vote but it will not be uploaded. shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin
i actually found this hilarious....so all those billions spent on bvas all gone just like that.

Share yours....
Look at this modafuka talking about 003 and 007 elections. Do you remember how brutal PDP was then. Especially modafuka obj forming Saint today. It's power jor power jare. People voting while the results will be announced. Nobody could do anything. Elections today is far better than those years. Nigeria is getting better.
PoliticsRe: Onne Seaport Is Fully Functional. Igbos, Start Using It. by AgentGoat: 8:10pm On Mar 19, 2023
kettykin:
Thanks for the info
This is the issue, my friends that relocated last year to Canada are still finding it difficult to sell their property in isolo
Converting these properties into cash can be hard sometimes. Not like how people market this shiits
PoliticsRe: GRV’s Mother Calls Herself Mother Of Incoming Governor, Bashes Election Process by AgentGoat: 8:41am On Mar 19, 2023
Mama dey vex o
PoliticsRe: Gbadebo Rhodes Vivour Gets Called Out By Banke Oniru For Lying by AgentGoat: 6:16am On Mar 18, 2023
Creeper:
Princess Oniru’s grammar is terrible.

I hope she’s not contesting for any political post.
My brother. When i think say na only me no sabi book
SportsRe: Grand P Meets Ronaldinho In Conakry Guinea by AgentGoat: 2:09pm On Mar 13, 2023
Zenzu01:
I like it when people use what looks like disabilities to their advantage. Trust him, we may not have known Grand P if he has a normal growth.

This shows that greatness is not by size or height.
You are right
PoliticsRe: Soludo: Non APGA House Of Assembly Members Will Not Have Access To My Office by AgentGoat: 9:05am On Mar 11, 2023
My friend i like you but i don't support this your comment.
EducationRe: Second-class Upper Is Overrated In Nigeria By Deji Yesufu by AgentGoat: 9:01am On Mar 11, 2023
Milesbillions:
I have tried but seems all the volunteering opportunity are in Lagos.... although I recently relocated to Badagry Lagos state. Now, no such volunteering opportunity here unless I want to join politics. Lol.

Now if I get in Mainland or eventually in island where there is lot of opportunities, how will I cope based on accomodation and other expenses since some if not all of this volunteering opportunities doesn't pay a dime.

Only God knows that any slightest opportunity I get to get a huge some of money is to leave dis country to US for my masters. Atleast with my Cgpa, I have an advantage
I commend the efforts you done so far. Don't be discouraged. You can look towards mainland lagos. Keep contacting friends and families for assistance. Don't close mouth till you get you want.
EducationRe: Second-class Upper Is Overrated In Nigeria By Deji Yesufu by AgentGoat: 7:20am On Mar 11, 2023
Milesbillions:
Well, this might be true though. But you should know also that done graduates who graduated with 2:1 but don't have any connection to put them in as graduate trainee are still out there looking for work. I happened to be one of them.

Now apart from 2:1 what I have come to make peace with is this: employers sometimes require some certain experience that we don't have. How can you tell me as a 24 by May I will be 25 years, to have 5 years of experience in the job role before applying. Sometimes, employers should start giving us the younger ones chances to prove ourselves on the job.

If I tell you what lack of experience have caused to me. You will become sad. Nigeria as a whole needs a total overhaul.
Kid bro, look for a place to volunteer for experience 6months to 1 year will change things for better.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Lady That Is Older Than You? by AgentGoat: 7:06am On Mar 11, 2023
Yea. I can do it. Mutual respect is what is needed. Whether am older or younger.

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