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YoungThug14:
Good day y’all. I trust you guys are doing great this weekend.

Just want to share something with you guys and not to seek for any advice but please pardon my errors.


I met this girl late January via online (FB) and we vibe together, few weeks later I invited her over for the weekend of which she came. When she went back we continued and it seems everything is going well. She do most of the callings because am not good with calls.

When she came we discussed alot of things, she asked if i’m into any relationship and I said NO! Of Which is true because I find it very difficult to date. I told her I have been single for over 6 years but not that I don’t have Se* because I do whenever I feel like. Told her I do hookups whenever i feel like to have Se*. But I wanna give love a chance and see what happens between us.


Now to her own side, she told me that she hasn’t been in any relationship for over 8 months and also she doesn’t believe in love anymore due to too much heartbreaks. (I do understand her tho) so I asked her about her se* life and she asked me to promise her not to get mad if she tells me of which I did.

She told me that she has this guy that she normally calls to come over to her apartment and romance her (ONLY ROMANCE ACCORDING TO HER ) of which she pays the dude after work done. I was like “WOW”


I told her to stop it of which she promised, the thing is that I’m falling for her already and also I noticed that she’s in love with me (still doubting it) as a street Nigga I watch her moves very well despite she’s a bit far from me. she’s a jealous type too.


Now she has been on my neck to come spend the weekend with her in her place since she has been to mine almost four times and we live in the same state but bit far from each other but I keep posting her of which I finally gave in, OK. I arrived at her place yesterday to spend the weekend with her.

I came around her phone while she was making her hair at the nearby salon to check this particular number that keeps calling her even when she was in my place of which I asked her and she said Na her ex (ex wahala lol) Guess what? This girl is a cheat lol I saw their conversations and voice messages lol I quickly forwarded all the voice messages to my WhatsApp and deleted them from her message.


I listened to all the voice messages but I was not shocked at all lol, not only the so called ex. I went to her fB messages and see all her conversations with men, the one that got me mad was when one of her toasters asked her if she’s in a relationship and she boldly said NO! I took a screenshot aswell, she finally walked in and I pretended like everything was good lol


First thing I did when she walked in, I went to her and give her a romantic kisses and bleed her real good to the extent that she kept asking “babe what happened? you have never bleed me like this before” I told her sh*t always happens. As I’m typing this now she’s inside her room while I’m in sitting room.


I sha don tell her to go cook white rice and stew with turkey for me because Na wetin I wan eat be that. In her mind all is well lol I have decided to keep bleeding her till I go back to my place then when I got home I will forward the voice messages to her and that will be the END!

This is the reason why I don’t wanna be in any relationship honestly! What of marriage? Don’t think it will work for me either. I have made up my mind for baby mama SIMPLE!

Thank you guys for reading! And happy Sunday!!!

spartan117:
Hey guys, I just registered for Udacity's Blockchain development nano degree program. Will appreciate advise from experienced Blockchain developers. Thanks.

Duke007:
Hi every one, l have been a nairalander for over 10 years and have seen people get advised here, thats why l am putting this up with my account.
I am not blaming anybody for my predicament, neither do l blame the loan app company for their shark like business sytle, l take responsibility for my actions. I am one of those people who criticized people for Falling into the trap of online loan company. It's basically a rat race syndrome and tends to take you deeper and deeper from the seemingly innocuous first attempt.

It all started when my side hussle of buying and selling food stuff suffered a decreased in cost of replacement due to inflation and my sales boy stealing my money. I took my first loan to boost my business and realized that the cost of the loan is high. Since then, it's been a malicious cycle of robbing Peter to pay Paul. I realized that l was lossing money in each transcation and in order to meet up with my payment to avoid defaulting, l resorted to other loan company. Now, l don't even no what to do, all cash injection coming to me is spent on servicing the loan. I can't even feed my family and pay my children school fees. I am tire of this scenario and want to break free. It has taken a toil on me physically, mentally and spiritually.

I seek advice from people who have gone thru this ugly experience on how to break free before it is too late. Below is the list of my indebtness:

Ucredit #22,976. 15.03.22(due date)
Oxloan #26,250. 17.03.22
Lcredit #60,000. 17.03.22
Eazycredit #58,904. 21.03.22
imoney. #20,242 24.3.22
Okash #42,416. 31.3.22

I welcome any useful suggestion on how to break free. Thanks

Colb461:
Even thou the invasion on Ukraine is bad move by Putin,why should abrahamovic suffer?

Politics is not supposed to be involved into football for Christ sake

Totilopussylick:
They felt Africans cannot afford their Junk food

isaiah4life:
God na your mate.

Baba wey put heart know why. You no fit cheat the process.

Linda4321:
I will quickly make this as quick as possible because this is actually my first time writing here,there is this new guy at my place of work who stares at me a lot and I really do like him.
After we were done with work for the day he called me while I was passing by because he was actually ahead of me,I turned back to look and I saw that he was actually the one that called my name and he said if he could talk to me for at least for 2minutes but I told him that am actually in a haste to attend to something so I left now he no longer talks to me,did I do something wrong by telling him am busy when he wanted to communicate with me

Bobloco:
Well that was your father days

In the 80s, 90s
When our mothers where patient, understanding and loyal

But you see this age of Instagram,Twitter,Facebook and tiktok

Bitches aren't loyal

If you rush in because you want to marry early, my guy hehehehehe!

chatinent:
I don't just understand what Tinubu has made made Lagos into.

jmoore:
Beer parlour economic analysis.

Danmboss:
Op you mean the ongoing scratching crow crow competition in Zambia?

Pondabrown:
Laptops is expensive now, I went and priced a HP laptop that my friend bought last year for 130k they told me that the current price is now 200k.
Specs: HP Folio
Ram: 8gb
SSD: 256gb
Dedicated graphics: 1gb
Operating system: Win 10

CoronaVirusPro:
Same way Russia disappointed the world

Guys were expecting to see state of the art artillery, military strategy, and artificial intelligence in combat, only to see old soviet union artifact's, with hunters being mobilized to war front. And Putin cools their nerves with "I HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPON"

I feel their pain at some point. Disappointment could be very painful.

Bar1941:
Sincely sometimes in life, we need not to underate anyone. I never thought Ukraine will last 3days in the hands of Putin boys

OlodoGraduate:
Hello, bosses.
Just this evening, I received an alert of #120,000 from an unknown person.
It says union transfer.
I really don't know what condition the person would be right now.
Am I to go to my bank to complain or to Union Bank?
Pls, I need helpful replies.

FavourWrites:
Please help me Nairalander! Do I have a medical problem? Why do I forget things a lot?

Here’s the thing, I am someone who forgets things a lot. This may not sound like a big deal to you, but this problem is ruining the relationship I have with people.

There’ll be times when my friends would call telling me to do stuff for them, and the next day when we meet and they ask for the feedback, I’ll be there looking stupid because I didn’t remember them calling me at all. This is a problem because most times they think I faking the fact that I failed to remember.

I’ll be nineteen in a few months but I’m seriously worried for myself. I’m the kind of person who buys about three PEN every single day because I always forget where I dropped the last ones.

Don’t get me wrong, I do well in school, I currently have a 4.8 CGPA. The things I’m taught in school always seem to stick in my head, but every other thing doesn’t.

I have lost a lot of valuable friends because of this. Yes! It’s that bad.

There was a time I had a huge quarrel with a toxic friend, we ended up breaking up our friendship. But when the next semester began, I started wondering why she wasn’t talking to me. I tried approaching her but she ignored me.

I didn’t understand her behavior until the day I was flipping through my diary where I read that I had quarreled with her.

Please, I need help! My mum complains a lot about my behavior! Do I have a medical condition?

This problem is so bad that I had to buy a bracelet that connects my phone to my hand because I have lost count of how many times my phone slipped out of my hands.
If not for the sound that my phone makes when it hits the floor, I never would have known that it slipped off my hands.

I can’t write all of the experiences I’ve had, but please I need help! I’m tired of carrying a book Jotter/planner around, and I’m tired of setting an alarm for something small like “TAKE THE CUP BACK TO THE KITCHEN".

HELP ME!

ednut1:
The YouTube one is funny. Some like I know do it to increase their brand reach and also sell their products, but many are doing it to increase visibility ( husband scarce abroad) lol

WickedPisa:
omo pornography wan finish me