₦airaland Forum

Fumigate your house

Are you kidding me?

UyaiIncomparabl:
That's not healthy for you in the long run.

How long will you continue like that?

When do you leave home and return home?

Oh, dear.

My sister

walahi na mumu u be

doggedfighter:
I think you are a good man but needs to learn a lot on how to handle people especially one that loves you.

What's the best way to handle it?

I'm in same shiit and i care about her feelings?

Nicepoker:
She is even pregnant. How e take do am sef. The lady be like hand held device.

By the time the party godfathers deals with this guy he will learn what is politics in naija.

I wish him luck though

Huracio:
she no chop my money ooooo but e be like say her mind dey elsewhere.... I don get sense ooo thank God....when I decided to end it around early this month she told she loves me truly but ever since that time also she no change ooo,she never still call me...if I call her now she go say she miss me seriously.... you dey miss me but you no dey call me...nawa ooo...if I no call her she no go call me ooo....I don move on ooooo....

Don't call her ever again. If she comes back don't chop her just send her away. The plug wey she dey follow before don disconnect she wan use you as spare.

No woman for naija dey get only one boyfriend. Never!

Na the fraudster first go court.

Transportation will take 20k from 35k and you are still asking what you should do?


I don't think you are serious.

Good

YellowMayor:
Is this a joke or something? Benue as an option when we're talking of security of lives and properties?

No be all part benue get issue. besides insecurity is national problem for now. Your state inclusive. So, don't buy property anywhere in Nigeria.

Lagusta:
ok

Doc, longest time

Massiveglory:
I hope animal right comrades will not carry this matter on their head or take him to court.

They are coming just wait...

jaxxy:
Is that his priority after finishing secondary school and is that why he want to attack his own mother? That already show he has mental problems.

He's not having any mental problem. That woman is a fraudster. You are not in his shoes. You don't know his frustration and the insults he is receiving because he doesn't know he's rightful father.

We have seen it many times. The woman might not know the actual place she took in from. Vagina people are wicked.

Omooba77:
Queue everywhere Seun, saw you here in the morning....

Why are you celebrating it?

Are you unfortunate?

Show him his father even if he's dead. Show him his uncle or aunt.

Justice4Toto:
But you are now old and still single

Stop looking for trouble.

Exkandayee:
I love sex,but ain't a nympho,I love pre intimacy too making the girl really wet before sticking my battery within some minutes of thrusting, she'll cum and I'll cum,case close,but sometimes when I read things online,guy keep bragging out how they bang a lady till she taps out,I no com understand the kinda sex is that, because at the end of day na cum the banny wan cum,I want to know the meaning of mind blowing sex,is it pro max cummin or just myth

Na overhyping shiits. There is no such thing. Those are the talks that makes people taking all sort of drugs to have sex.

Goodboy2000:
Dear Nairalanders,

I just graduated from high institution waiting to be mobilized for Nysc possibly this coming April.
I met this old-time friend who traveled to Ghana and I think he came back with the big bag. He had credited me 10k twice and bought me one Rolex watch.

Note that all these he does, I never asked for it.
One evening, I was moved to message him to know if there's any business link he can assist me with. Fortunately, he was close with guys with him and ask me to come see him which I did.

He told me about his yahoo business and told me there's nothing like ritual.
He was the one doing the talking ,showing me his achievements and people he had helped also revealing my position as the first son that I should do something.

He said I should move to ghana that he would link me up with his boys working for him.

Fellow nairalanders, I don't know if the risk I am about to take now is worth it?

I need your advice.

NB: I am working currently.

You are madd.

Gamer999:
Those guys came prepared, we heard explosives that sounded like rocket launcher or so.. It wasn't funny yesternight

You live close to the area?

Access bank is a useless bank. Small security dey no get! what a bullcrap!!!

STEWpid:
The advantage is that: You can be there for years without doing anything serious and still be receiving Salary.

Exactly.

gentle136:
Banishment no hold ground again for village in this present generation.

Buhari don fail dis country.

I still have believe Nigeria will be great.

Banishment is against civil rules.

Too good to be true. It could be true though.

which business you dey do? Asking legitimately ni o

ravensckar:
I met this pretty lady on my way back from work. We talked a lot and exchanged phone numbers. For about 3 weeks, we were calling & chatting like lovebirds. Funny enough, she was the one that suggested the visit. Son of man don arrange the whole house, buy some stuff inside fridge. Then, she fed me the line of the ATM swallowing her card. In her words, she needed to buy a few stuff to cook for us since she'd be spending the weekend.

I offered to reimburse her for the trouble by transferring 10K to her. She sent me an account number (which was for a supposed POS operator) and I made the transfer. 1 hour gone, 2 hours, 3 hours, babe no show. I called severally, she didn't pick. When she eventually did, she said she had to return to her house to shower. But bathroom dey my house nau! I wondered. The way someone was giggling at the background made me realize sey dem don play me local. I just took my L in peace and moved on.

There are many yahoo thieves among Nigerian girls than boys. No body will look at all these and call it what it is. Stealing!!.

Instead of them to stop and identify him.

helinues:
Sorry to say that's must be an irresponsible King

So you can act like a king and tell your people not to do something but you can tell your children to stop disgracing you in public

You don't have sense.