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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which Job Should I Go For? by AgentGoat: 10:02pm On Apr 27, 2021
Wickedfacts:
If it's the same parastatal, pick the one in Abuja.
If you want growth, pick Abuja. If you want comfort and affordable lifestyle, pick Abeokuta.

Abuja is the headquarters of most Federal MDAs. So, if you're in the HQ, you have first hand access to opportunities, promotions and benefits before those in the state and regional offices.

However, if you want rest of mind where you leave home by 7.30 am and get to work by 7.45am, pick Abeokuta. You get to live a cool life, buy a plot in Kobape, Ogere extension, Obantoko, Alamala, or Obada oko and build an unpainted bungalow, drive a Camry and wait for retirement.

It's your choice.
grin grin grin
Health › Re: I'll Be Undergoing Colon Cancer Surgery Soon by AgentGoat: 8:26pm On Apr 27, 2021
davonlee:
https://www.nairaland.com/6521047/ive-been-diagnosed-stage-1

I went to a private hospital today for a more comprehensive diagnosis. I was told that from the symptoms I'm exhibiting and test results as well, it's best I undergo partial colectomy, because the cancer has grown deep into the layers of my colon wall, but not outside the colon wall yet. My family, as well as you guys have been of immense help, and I really appreciate all your advice. I'll be updating y'all on my progress. Never in my life did I ever think that this would happen to me. Sincerely, it feels like a dream to me. Thanks everyone.

Education › Re: Governor Ifeanyi Okowa Approves VCs For The 3 Newly-Established Universities by AgentGoat: 7:49am On Apr 27, 2021
Universities everywhere. No provision for jobs after graduation with their exorbitant fees.
Car Talk › Re: Honda Has Done It Again ( pictures attached) by AgentGoat: 11:14am On Apr 25, 2021
Stop this at this age
Romance › Re: Should I Continue To Convince Her by AgentGoat: 8:16am On Apr 23, 2021
mumu everywhere
Car Talk › Re: From Gazzuzz To Radautoworks And Back Again…my Story. by AgentGoat: 4:23am On Apr 23, 2021
radautoworks:
Ah, my dear crocif. Still waiting for you to produce a single person who has met me or even spoken to me that says I disrespected them unlike your hero. Until you blatantly lied I was more than accommodating and courteous to you as I am to everyone- until they attack my integrity. Everyone gets my respect upon meeting, it's up to them to keep it.

Sorry I wasn't able to do all your repairs for free. Glad your boy took it upon himself to finish the rest. You are the perfect customer for him and I wish you both a happy life grin

Now, for those who don't understand how the English language works, my point was why would he sell a 2007 acura mdx if he had spent only 400k for the car+200k on repairs for it? At 600k, it made more sense to keep the car and finish the repairs and not give up on it. To further help those who struggle with the English language, the sentence was immediately followed by "I would not recommend selling it". Then I realized the 400k he posted earlier was not the cost of the car and I corrected it but of course the Cartalk cabal can't resist violence and willfully misinterpreted it.

So there you go, these three paragraphs should give you kids another week's worth of circle jerks.

Enjoy your weekend children, I'll be at the beach wink

Politics › Re: Delta Police Headquarters Gutted By Fire by AgentGoat: 5:04pm On Apr 22, 2021
UGM?
Crime › Re: Police Investigate Attack On Traffic Officer Whose Head Was Broken With Bottle by AgentGoat: 10:10pm On Apr 21, 2021
This is bad. E pain me for old the man.
Crime › Re: Woman Sets Her Boyfriend's House Ablaze Over Misunderstanding In Benue (Pictures by AgentGoat: 6:49pm On Apr 21, 2021
saphiere:
Maybe the guy did something worse to her. The authority should interrogate the guy.
What's the worse thing that would warrant arson?

The authority should interrogate the guy?

Your head is not correct at all.
Car Talk › Re: From Gazzuzz To Radautoworks And Back Again…my Story. by AgentGoat: 2:23pm On Apr 21, 2021
painment...
Education › Re: God why???? Check this guys by AgentGoat: 9:59am On Apr 21, 2021
Tell your brother to change both course. The two of them no follow for labour market.
Romance › Re: Dubai based Nigerian man calls out lady for doing these.(pictures) by AgentGoat: 5:09am On Apr 21, 2021
I no believe this story.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Was The Condition They Gave You That Made You Reject A Job Offer? by AgentGoat: 3:32pm On Apr 20, 2021
peacenaija:
I turned down a 330k net job ‘cos i felt cheated as I applied for associate but they gave me senior analyst which is lower. Altho I already got a better one
What are you into?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Was The Condition They Gave You That Made You Reject A Job Offer? by AgentGoat: 3:20pm On Apr 20, 2021
VicM6:
baba got a contract to dig a soak away(5 in numbers). Baba decided to do it alone without collecting any body.... we later had the job rejected baba bcus na 8 pile of water baba receive 4 hospital after 4days of work.
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Health › Re: Lagos State Releases Prototype Of The New Massey Street Children's Hospital. PIC by AgentGoat: 11:33am On Apr 19, 2021
Minjim:
Doing badly is relative my friend.
My friend's wife who's a doctor relocated to SA and my friend even followed her.

Lagos has enormous fund for it's workers to earn what's being earned in any African country.

When you change your Naira to Rand that's when you'll know we all deserve better
Or is it not fair to compare Nigeria to SA?
After all we are the largest economy in Africa, and Lagos would Av been the 7th if it were a country
You are right, menh.
cheers
Health › Re: Lagos State Releases Prototype Of The New Massey Street Children's Hospital. PIC by AgentGoat: 11:17am On Apr 19, 2021
Minjim:
Do you know how many health workers leave Nigeria yearly?

They're well paid compared to where?

Kano, Ekiti or Imo?

What else do you expect? I know a doctor at Isola General Hospital that left about 3 years ago. You need to see him now
Yes of course compared to any other states in nigeria. Are you comparing nigeria to USA or UK?

Do we have the same economy?

People will migrate whether they are paid well or not. And some other people will stay too.

Have you seen any medical consultant doing badly in Nigeria?
Health › Re: Lagos State Releases Prototype Of The New Massey Street Children's Hospital. PIC by AgentGoat: 9:01am On Apr 19, 2021
Minjim:
Most of those money find theirs ways into personal accounts of politicians

If we pay it to govt why are health workers striking every year over their salaries?
Healthcare workers in lagos state are well taken care of.
Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For April 18 2021 In Nigeria by AgentGoat: 4:45am On Apr 19, 2021
una no go go sit down?
Health › Re: Lagos State Releases Prototype Of The New Massey Street Children's Hospital. PIC by AgentGoat: 4:43am On Apr 19, 2021
Beremx:
Nice one.
I had my 5yrs old son in a Lagos State Government hospital. Even though the hospital is on the high side, their services were superb. I think Sanwo Olu should look into the cost of having children in their hospitals.
Good services comes with high cost. You should look into giving birth in your state primary health center next time undecided
Education › Re: What Was Your Survival Job Oversea As A Student by AgentGoat: 10:59am On Apr 17, 2021
IgboWarlord:
When i first arrived here in Kathmandu,Nepal my first job was slicing onion balls for the numerous roadside canteens on the streets of Kathmandu..I continued the job when i relocated to UlanBatoor,Mongolia,it was very lucrative and i have saved up enough money to move to San'aa,Yemen...Las las,i dey abroad... grin grin
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Autos › Re: Honda Accord 2008 Very Clean by AgentGoat: 4:53am On Apr 15, 2021
greggng:
Which account is clone ? Mine that was registered since 2010 or your that was registered since December 2020? To be honest I don't like attention seekers especially those that are new on nairaland . The point I was making is very clear . I bought that car on Sunday at okokomiko and is a lovely ride. I was trying to caution those who try to derail the guys advert . I am known to speak my mind ...if I met something different I would 've said it here . Proceed with caution
You too talk undecided
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend EX Is Texting Me by AgentGoat: 9:20pm On Apr 12, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:
Time wasted can never be recovered.




Please, if you haven't read this post then you are part of the lucky ones. Utilise your time for something else. Please!
My brother.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Nelson Mandela's Lookalike Go Viral by AgentGoat: 6:18pm On Apr 11, 2021
Volkswagen90:
I saw my lookalike when I went to Trinidad and Tobago, years ago.
mumu grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Did She Bring Me Luck Or Just Coincidence? by AgentGoat: 9:13am On Apr 11, 2021
What dafuvk menh! It's just a coincidence. You are reaping what you have being sowing. That is how life works.
Celebrities › Re: Former Gov. Donald Duke Might Be The Father Of Linda Ikeji's Son by AgentGoat: 8:27pm On Apr 10, 2021
Make una leave this small boy alone.

No be him fault him mama go commit adultery
Romance › Re: This Is What Happened Between This Female Banker And I by AgentGoat: 8:24pm On Apr 10, 2021
He thinks the lady likes him. Na your account balance she dey come modafuvka grin
Business › Re: USSD: Banks Deny Owing MTN Nigeria, Other Telcos by AgentGoat: 3:14pm On Apr 10, 2021
huh
Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For April 9 2021 In Nigeria by AgentGoat: 5:56am On Apr 10, 2021
una no go go sit down?
Travel › Re: How Can I Get A UK Visa As An Unemployed Nigerian ? by AgentGoat: 7:07pm On Apr 09, 2021
ednut1:
They know you will not return. So they wont give you
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