₦airaland Forum

abiL: Opinion ignored. Argument over.

well...it was nice talking to you

abiL: What a good insult. When are you going back to the factory?

as soon as you place a fresh order for batteries
even energizer bunny go don vex for you

abiL: What is that?...

Go fûck yourself!

i could say the same to you,
but that'll just be stating the obvious

abiL: Huh?

they're asking how you'll look and you're saying what you'll do...
if konji is blocking your brain, better handle yourself

abiL: I will ràpe all the men

you would look like you ràped all the men ?
you dont need to be a queen to get there

samsy5460: If you are one of them who criticize
prosperity, you won't like Heaven. ''The streets of heaven is paved, with Gold''

"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of the needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven"
be careful of what you say samsy, prostitutes might get that your heaven before you

Sagamite: See the products for fck sake!

i feel your pain bro

Revolva: What do you mean it will makes us lazy - or it will make us more productive and live good look nigeria is too rich to be poor if 10k is shared every months to every citizen with national I'd card change go remain self - its just that our leaders are bastards and evil and won't allow this

go and look at people on welfare in the US to understand what i'm talking about.
if you're going to be getting 10k a month for doing nothing, i know a bunch of people would simply move back to their villages and bum it out, rather than face the hustle and bustle of lagos

awoof just dey hungry all of una...do you know the kind of lazyness + inflation that'll bring?
a country where anybody can apply for passport and drivers license, the population would just triple overnight
not to mention the cabal that'll siphon 50% before you even see it
then pastors would demand 10%
and the kidnappers'll take the rest

it's not a white or black thing, it's an underdog thing... the way some black people feel about obama or tiger woods, or any other black guy dominating a typically white field is the same way some whites feel about eminem, larry bird, or any other "great white hope" who dominated a black field....even people were rooting for jonathan simply because he was a minority

tantan: morning evri one. pls i need advice on a standard and reliable family planning method that does not involve taking oyibo drugs. tnx.

are you trying to prevent pregnancy or std?

prof e.o.o:
Comedy is a big buz.Life is șo much funny 6or u to take too serious.Keep smilling! Mr Bean doesn't need to utter words bt gets u laughing,Mr Ibu on the otherhand is a typical funny individual and a Nigerian;our very own. Pick yr funniest xter:Mr BEAN or Mr IBU?

both of them are the biggest mumus in their respective continents, but mr ibu is funnier...it's also hard to believe rowan atkinson with his masters degree in electrical engineerinc can be such an onye iberibe

anyways, patience was a teacher so nothing do am
but if patience and patrick jam for class eh, the matter + antimatter reaction go worse pass nuclear bomb

caseless: if u are like that uraguan leader in nigeria , u will b regarded as a God-fearing leader...cos we
don't vote atheist here, u know. so, I was relating the situation to nigeria that was why I gave the description. atheist, hope I'm clear?

to refer to a man who clearly and openly does not believe in a god as god fearing is complete bollocks no matter what "situation" you put it..infact have you stopped to think that maybe it is his lack of faith that makes him such a humble president, because i'm sure if one of our men of god was president of even the poorest country, no one in his circle would be caught dead in a vw beetle

stop spreading misinformation man
swag = swagger which originated from scotland, and is older than the word gay..even Shakespeare was saying swagger in the 1500's

lagerwhenindoubt: I believe the end of the world is truly at hand.. with the way and manner earthlings have been going off the deep-end with un-authorised visits to heaven and hell. babies spitting fire and all

this una end of the world wey no dey ever come, smh

the woman is probably just seeking for attention

orobo no dey carry last

is it a sin to let someone kill you if you can defend yourself?

caseless: My good GOD, u created uraguay thesame way u created nigeria, but nigeria is far away from good leaders/leadership. What is obtain in uraguay in terms of leadership as exibited by this God-fearing leader is difficult to find in my dear country,nigeria. As a hopeful nigerian,who believed u did not create this country or made me a nigerian by accident..i'm praying u touch the hearts of our present set of leaders ,guide them aright so that they can think of what is right to do for this country and if they refuse to change, i pray that in ur power u flush them out and replace them with good ones. Infact, even na my father dey dere and he's not ready to make things right, GOD , take him out of whatever office and replace him with a better person...though, i know my fada luv dis country and has taught me to believe in it. God u answereth the prayers of uraguans by givin dem a leader like this, in ur power u can also do that for nigerians..we need this kind of president in nija!

he is an atheist

niece's daughter = grand niece

@OP you need a bloody mary

Smooyis: Sorry pls. But is any aeroplane or even a jet sold for 64 million naira?. MTN don come with their wayo. Congrats to d lady.

they said aeroplane not private jet and i'm pretty sure you can get a good turboprop for the price of an s-class. the most important thing is she gets her money sha, cos you never trust these promo people.

Reyginus: Ah! There is a reason I restricted it to the christain sellers.

the bible specifically relates to you as an entity and not the person whom you are buying from..unless the guy you are buying from is your son daughter, servant, ox, or donkey then you shouldnt be cracking your head trying to figure out if it is a sin or not.

the guy you want to crucify for being a "notorious church absentee" has to work on sundays to provide a service for you. maybe he's not lucky enough like you to afford a day off....
if you think it is a sin to do business with christians who do not observe the sabbath day, you wouldn't go far in life

Reyginus: Thank you. But the sabbath is not compulsorily a sunday.

whether it is a sunday or not is irrelevant...if you don't see any problems buying suya from a mallam then this thread shouldn't exist

Stop restricting yourself to unnecessary superstition....whatever you're using to type this stuff up was probably made by some atheist in china on a sabbath day

myboo: Am currently faced with this guys
what do u think about marrying a chic from a broken home (ie her father and mother are seperated)?
Does it really have a significant effect on the children?
The chic in question is actually cool character-wise and she is a christian.
Your views would be appreciated cos i need to take a decision ASAP
Thx

depends on how she feels about her parents. but if you're trying to marry her you should know her character. funny some women from broken homes might actually be better at keeping a family than those from regular families cos they know what it feels like.

it's refreshing.
timi never disappoints

Reference: It does because believe me as the Director of the CIA he has enough resources to neutralize all evidences. Integrity simply says 'go rather than resist it, its not worth it.'

Integrity: The quality of being honest and having strong moral principles; moral uprightness
he might have left out of shame, or from his political opponents muscling him out, or even from something that we do not know about but integrity has nothing to do with it.

this is a guy some were saying might be president one day. even if he was a saint, do you think a man with the power to neutralize all evidence would jeopardize his political future, and his 37 year old marriage on some integrity b.s?

PAGAN 9JA:
sorry pardon me. i thought you was xtian and were calling me a corrupter. nevermind.

no worries, i'm just trying to give the op a healthy dose of logic

Living_Saint: Vishnu is accursed and powerless, his place reserved in Hell. Stop being brainwashed by the foolishness of Beelzebub.

Living_Saint: I don't need to understand power. I believe in Jesus, therefore I have power.

if you don't understand power, how do you know Vishnu is powerless and you are powerful, better yet, how do you know your power isn't being robbed from you?

PAGAN 9JA:
wth? dont you have your jesus to stop me from corrupting people

see as you just enter pesin trap

Living_Saint: Do not die before you discover the truth. The gods you mention are mere powerless demons. Jesus is the only way, not Mary, Zoroaster, Buddha, Vishnu, Muhammad, or Lodsam Rampa. Only Jesus Christ, God's son, will save.

@OP what exactly is the truth and what makes it true
if these other gods are powerless, why are people worshiping them, better yet, what do you understand power to be
if only jesus can save you does that mean our great grandfathers who probably lived good lives would burn in hell because they died before missionaries started hawking this bible in Africa

vislabraye: That's call intergrity. How many of our ministers have such xteristics?

do you even know what integrity is...the guy was being investigated by the FBI and they found he was cheating with his biographer/reporter who is married with two children. He was a good leader nevertheless but integrity has nothing to do with his resignation