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Romance / Re: Help! I Can't Stop Masturbating To Pictures Of My Ex by Agilscent: 11:42am On Apr 27, 2022
Dont worry yourself so much..at this point you may can't control it..but even this too will pass..enjoy the moment.. kiss���
Crime / Re: Chikwe Udensi: Excess Consumption Of Alcohol Part Of Drug Abuse by Agilscent: 11:26pm On Feb 09, 2022
Thanks for this post.. God bless you..right now I have a bottle of hero in my hand..am at home but am drinking..and Our God first miracle even when it wasn't time had something to do with alcohol..or highness tru a liquid form..let's not forget he is the most high in all forms and spheres..the guy didnt say alcohol is bad..but I would stress further that alcohol is something that can propergate the use of other drugs..the moment u taste alcohol..you must top it up with something you know or have.. if its readily at your disposal...but u knew that.
Sports / Re: How Super Eagles Celebrated Their Win Against Sudan (Video) by Agilscent: 8:29pm On Jan 16, 2022
OK.. but why are they forming..they are not even talking to each other..seems something is not right somewhere here.. Hope this guys r getting there pay o..this one wey dem just dey enter dressing room dey check their text abi alert..
Health / Re: I'm On A Mission To Break My Addiction To Pepsi. by Agilscent: 1:35pm On Nov 11, 2021
Am addicted too but loving it..as long as you have it with better meal..must be chilled tho
Romance / Re: Guys, Which Of These Lady's Complexions Do You Prefer? (Pictures) by Agilscent: 5:55pm On Oct 22, 2021
3 for me..the darker the better for me
Fashion / Re: Women Who Wear Beads, Small Ones, On Their Waist. Who Are They? by Agilscent: 1:21pm On Oct 09, 2021
There are like 4 reasons:
1. Some girls use it For JUJU
2. Some girls use it to check weight gain
3. Some girls cud make it tyt to trap fallen tummy
4 some girls don't even know why they are wearing it to go out.
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser: Which Cup Will Get Filled First? by Agilscent: 2:52pm On Feb 26, 2021
5 will fill up first because 6 is placed higher than 5. Ce fi ni
Nairaland / General / Re: The Snake I Killed At The Entrance Of My Sitting Room. Can You Identify It? by Agilscent: 10:00pm On Feb 24, 2021
You didnt kill that snake bro...you destroyed it beyond recognition...

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Romance / Re: Sex: Is My Girlfriend Telling Me The Truth? by Agilscent: 4:10pm On Feb 17, 2021
Bro she was raped..didn't you hear that.. I guess you probably haven't seen her pussy with your eyes else you won't be asking this question (ninja master).. First Rape really does alot of harm to a ladies Psyche n flesh.. So you have to understand first.. 2nd she could have given you d sugar factory long before but you may not like how she will be responding as you dey knack as Ninja..hence you may just get fedup along the line..3rd since she was raped while very young..you may not like how that place fit be or appear when you enter..also she may not just like sex..some girls dont i swear..so dey give excuses..i once had an experience like that..although she didnt mention she was raped..but when she finally open up her legs honestly I wished she didnt.. It was like ninjas has used swords to demolish the factory..so bro..if you will leave her..pls pls pls just leave that girl or still just leave that girl..except you can bear all her emotional burden which you can if only you truly love her..another way is to tell her to practice orals and see her reaction..if she pity you, she may see orals as another way to make you happy for now..with time when u improve in ur skills she will come around..
Food / Re: Pictures Of The Massive Python My Dad Caught by Agilscent: 4:00pm On Feb 16, 2021
Wow..this is xxxl..never even seen this size on TV.. This snake has been having a filled day within that environment. But it came to relax in ur area after it swallowed what looks like a human..(check inside), only for it to still start perceiving sharwarma again..
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi's Wife Nabila Calls Out His Side Chick Who Shared Her Matrimonial Bed by Agilscent: 12:27pm On Feb 09, 2021
She came to work on a Monday Morning.. Probably also got paid.. Some kind work wey madam of the house no fit do.

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Big Snake I Just Killed In Front Of My House Now. What's The Name ? (photos) by Agilscent: 8:25pm On Dec 07, 2020
Puff Adder.. is dat even in Nigeria..? Mhen.. do thanks giving.. If u can eat it pls do n become a warrior.. Wear dem tooth's on ur chain braw.....sh*** diz weeee gud braw shocked
Romance / Re: RE: My Girlfriend Still Gets Help From Her Ex by Agilscent: 10:22am On Nov 14, 2020
Bro don't be deceived.. She doesn't love you..also don't be afraid to call the shots. once u believe you cant survive without her my bro you are doomed and will never recover.. Pls note that business is no more both of yours..its her own its just a matter of time she will dump you.. She is paying for something for that business bro.. Even today our ladies come in and take everything a man has worked for..the only thing I want you to free yourself from Is the thought that you need her for your survival of business or food..my view..be a Man. No fear..you can't even put your future home in the hands of such person..

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Family / Re: Age 25 With 1 Million Naira & Living With My Parents: Buy Land Or Pack Out? by Agilscent: 6:48am On Aug 21, 2020
Bro..1m isn't much money..tho there is a reason why you feel this rush of energy..many of us passed this stage and 99% percent made some mistakes..my bro don't be afraid to make a mistake because thats how you Will learn better no matter your smartness..the money will be squandered thats for sure even b4 we finish responding to this thread, whether u pack out or u stay there ..buying the land would only justify how u spent it..but don't be afraid..the way it happened for others may not be the way your own will be..so take the leap of faith and take the risky jump but make sure ur actions are wise..moving out, buying land they r all wise..my only advise is keep ur dick within the zip..and when next u make money if you are not sure yet on what to do..keep shut
change the money to dollars..and chill a little..pray also for Gods mercy and direction...money has its own spirit..u need to learn how to tame it..else you cant hold it.

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Health / Re: HELP: How Do I Manage Bleeding Hemorrhoids? by Agilscent: 1:58pm On Jun 17, 2020
Ok first be calm.. I battled with this also for a long time and even had to stop beer completely for 8yrs.. So u can imagine..so listen carefully what am going to tell you..
1: it's not going to be over..just keep that at one corner of ur chest.
2. Herbs is the solution.. But its useless if you dont change your life style which is the most important part.
3. Even when I was suffering it..I kept hearing change of lifestyle I didnt know how until it got very worse..like I cud just sit n start mensurating from my anus..
4. To change life style..u MUST STOP EATING/ drinking GARRI.anything GARRI 0%.. U must stop bread at the moment, Yam must stop, teas of anykind, coke, beer, sweet potatoes,
5. You food now must be rice and vegetable soup, indomie and vegetable soup, semo or weat n vegetable soup, plantain n vegetable soup, moimoi, limit beans a much as possible because ulcer pile can be worse if you pass shyt too easily or hardly..so u have to get a balance and that I will explain for you now.
6. You must learn to hold back ur shyting section..else the wound from ur large intestine (ulcer which bleeds when u push when shyting won't heal easily). Meaning try to avoid shyting for at least 2-3 days so shyt once in 2 or 3 days..and when u do..just remove the first set n stand up no matter how uncomfortable it is..
7. There is one herb I used and it worked on first take.. Already I ve been struggling to change my diet b4 den..but bro if u dont change ur diet as I listed for you here..dont even disturb urself taking drugs or sitting in hot salt water or pushing areosole up ur ass..it never works except maybe its not ulcer pile..
There is more to say..but if this is useful feel free to Holla at me..09017771662.. Am only doing this cos I know what I passed tru and its ignorance that made it got worse cos the sign would show a long time ago.. But you won't be so serious till your eyes start to see tin you can't tell some1..... Bobo

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Romance / Re: Saliva Is Not A Lubricant; Do Not Use It During Sexual Intercourse - Doctor by Agilscent: 7:21am On Jul 10, 2019
Your own saliva can't hurt you... So the woman can lubricate her own software with her own saliva. While the male use the condom as usual.. Besides women n men use their own salivas to self-service themselves.. But a guy shud not pack his saliva bacteria filled mouth and be doing surface dressing abeg.. Some no go Don even brush mouth in d morning sef..

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Romance / Re: Date With My Colleague: I Have Ruined My Reputation At Work. by Agilscent: 7:59am On Apr 09, 2019
Guy u fall our hand.. So you don't know how to cut your clothes according to your size.. If u wanna take a girl out be prepared na.... Abeg.. Una for go garden go stroll.. U just fall all your limbs

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Health / Re: Which Song Is The Best To Listen To While Waiting For Your HIV Test Result? by Agilscent: 8:24pm On Mar 29, 2019
Aye le o ibosi oo
Romance / Re: Soldier Calls Out His Younger Brother And His Slay Mama Girlfriend by Agilscent: 11:41pm On Mar 28, 2019
If na 10k.. Normal na him Don budget like 3k for some once in a semester time dope broke paroles.. Him even try get 2 chicks... If na to spend d money..10k sef no go do for that paroles of 4... Most of us added to the real sum back then and it was for sometin we felt we only needed for d records n memory.. Nothing good comes easy... Some elder bros can attest to this.. The dude is doing what correct men use to do... Signed
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My Friend From Bringing His Girlfriends To My Apartment? by Agilscent: 2:46pm On Mar 27, 2019
He is still with his parents that's why plus u guys r very close and you are nice.. I believe when it all started u guys use to gist and laugh about it in the mornings.. But now it seems he doesn't even look at what he is bringing home.. As for me you should be concerned more of security cos most of this girl's he doesn't really know them.. While he exposes your resting shelter his own home is safe.. 2mrw it's ur house they will be coming to.. There a so many ways to do this.. Talking from experience.. Chat me up on watsapp even if it's a girl stuck in ur crib u wanna ionize..

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Travel / Re: Top 10 Nigeria Cities With The Lowest Cost Of Living - Politics Nigeria by Agilscent: 1:16am On Aug 27, 2018
Abuja
Education / Re: Result Changed From 2.2 To 2.1 After Four Years Of Graduation by Agilscent: 9:07am On Aug 16, 2018
Abeg which church u dey go..
Politics / Re: 2019: EU, US, UK & Saudi Arabia Ask Buhari Not To Contest; APC Considers Kingibe by Agilscent: 10:02am On Aug 14, 2018
Osinbajo oya na...nawa o
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell A Friend To Stop Bringing Girls To Have Sex In My Apartment? by Agilscent: 3:20am On Aug 13, 2018
Just tell am say at the moment you and your family dey fast at church tins and u know d rest.. Him go definitely give u some space time..from der u will find ur way..

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Throws Georgina Rodriguez Into The Sea As They Enjoy Leisure In Ibiza by Agilscent: 9:39am On Aug 09, 2018
SPARTAN
Family / Re: "My Wife Wants To Bring Her 7-Year-Old Girl She Had Before We Met To My Home" by Agilscent: 12:00am On Aug 06, 2018
Wow..for once we all have one voice....
Politics / Re: See How Nigerian States Rank In Terms Of Progress by Agilscent: 6:11pm On Jul 30, 2018
Honestly this ranking no follow sha...Lagos try for taxes buh that's just it...who loves to pay taxes in this poverty driven country with almost all the natural resources..and best weather/climatic conditions n little natural disasters compared to other countries..
Crime / Re: Neoo Black Movement Dissociates Itself From Black Axxe Cult, Set To Take Action. by Agilscent: 6:26am On Jul 15, 2018
Some people Don hide tongue

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