₦airaland Forum

barcanista:
Why not if a better deal like Fiscal Federalism is on the table?

You are in dreamland ooh. Please wake up. Presently, the FG is sharing monies from some few states and yet with a drop in Oil price they are crying. In sincerity, do you thing the states/Senate & HOR will support these changes? Do you think GEJ wouln't have done so, if it was easy for a president to effect these changes easily?

Is it not the oil money that made them colude to take power at the center?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmh

ok, that is

cool318:
Who is this Nitwitt
Have you not heard of Modules & assembling.
Go & carry out your research very well & stay off my mention.

http://www.quora.com/How-long-does-it-take-to-build-an-oil-refinery

appearing to be smart while exhibiting more dumbness.

You should read your linked page very well. Dumbies proving to be smart.

cool318:
Yes and a very strong yes, it can be built before four years.

Full Overcommitment on the part of the Government, a Chinese company that built a 57-storey skyscraper in 19 days can replicate the same feat
here in Nigeria.
its only corruption that has been pulling wools over our eyes to the REALITIES OF LIFE !!!!

stop talking trash.

olu77:
So it's better in your opinion to leave it as it is until the poor members of the church are forced to contribute money to rebuild it?

He is instructing the LGA Chairman to rebuild the church, is the LGA Chairman now his employee?

Pebcak:
sorry u are pretty wrong

Bros. WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!! Elections don pass.

http://www.bundesregierung.de/Webs/Breg/EN/Issues/G8/_node.html

you no dey tire for all these lies?

omenka:
If I were Buhari, I'd try to ensure a bill is passed that would criminalise utterances like this. If you can't live in unity irrespective of your tribe or where you come from, remain in your house and interact with only your family or spew garbage in public and have your bigoted asss hauled into jail. Useless fools acting like victims while promoting their uncanny agenda.

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crap

Poor comprehension, 9ja education system has really gone to the dogs.

ItsAnderson:

A close female friend of mine confided in me that [color=#000099][size=18pt][b]her fiance wants to pay for her bride price and do other traditional rights.[/b[/size]] But he wants her to first have babies now because of her age. [size=18pt][b]She is in her late 30s [/b[/size]] but she says she does not want to have her babes out of wedlock, Dat none of her sisters did dat and its against her doctrine but [size=18pt][b] the man insists he doesn't have money for wedding [/b[/size]] now so they should first start making kids before marriage so it doesn't get difficult when she gets older.

She is confused as to what to do?
Please any suggestions?

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TrishaP:
Sounds like an ultimatum to me.

Kids before bride price?...hmm... I can't say much but they really should ponder on that decision.

Mistakes are easily made at this stage.

MzCorleone:
What's this new trend of getting pregnant before marriage?



Guys sha,always coming up with different ways to job girls.

Angelina996:
That condition is totally out of it joor!
Why will the man say he doesn't have bride price?!
BRIDE PRICE! Does anyone knw the meaning of that?
Like it has been said earlier by some ppu, let them "join" their purse and do a small wedding with their parent's blessing, that's enuff and [size=15pt]better than sayin he doesn't have money for bride price...[/size]afterwards they can do the kind of wedding they so mch want.
...But bride price FIRST...(It doesn't have to be much/grand!)

Tricky

Question 1

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night,
it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see
three people waiting for a bus:


An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that
there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a
job application.

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus
you should save her first;
* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and
this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.
* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to
the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner
of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought
limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."


Question 2

What will you do if I run away with your sister?"

The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match
for my sister than you sir"


Question 3

Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one
morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my
husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed
it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when
asked.


Question 4

Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate.
Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before
you?

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that
coffee was kept before.

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet) Reply was
"TEA" ( T - alphabet)

Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"


Question 5

The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last
question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the
center of this table where u have kept your files."

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table
and told that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked
how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table,
then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more
question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask.....

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness.


"THINK OUT OF BOX"

calculating

ihatesycophant:
Amaechi, I doff my hat for you, you've done your best and posterity will surely adjudge you in the future to be working for the progress of the state and Nigeria at large. I respect you and your politics lately. In few years to come people will know the difference between you and Wike, who truly love Rivers state. When they ceded Rivers oil wells to Bayelsa, Abia and akwa Ibom those that suppose to join you in the fight against the FG are only fighting for their bowels and political survival. Last year you also reminded they of the issue of resource control but they kept mute because they never wanted to offend GEJ and mama peace for political reason. Amaechi you've done your best and your best is on record of history.

Someone who has done well begging for forgiveness?

achemedez:
Not atrosities man but
ATROCITIES
Btw... Pdp 'll never take PH eh? dnt be fooled ŵǏƫĥ wht happened durng d presidential election!

So why is he begging for forgiveness?

The state should be begging for his forgiveness, going by your analogy.

SLIDEwaxie:
and what was in portharcout that wasn't this man's legacy?
The schools, roads and so on.

You people are sitting on a keg of gun powder because u are both retarded and at the same time, backward in intelligence. What has PDP got to offer you than make PEJ your god and bring u all to your knees?

Is he apologising for his legacies?

lakad4u:
Student in one of the secondary school in d eastern part writing exams..imagine,how could this have dis kind of brain to cheat in an exam hall..
Too bad ooo

This your grammar get as e be. how you manage get your 1st class for western part? abeg show a brother the way

michealade:
they dont have a problem,they dont just like being cheated...

How were they cheated? Is it their right to be engaged by INEC? There are hundreds/thousands unemployed and students want to leave their studies and be employed.

clevvermind:
Amaechi keep quiet. you cannot do anything. you think say this one na portharcourt stadium when you nor fit even do anything sef? coward.

him go soon call the international community

omenka:
This is the height of desperation from Jonathan. If these were happening under a military regime, one would have understood, but what are armed soldiers whose presence is much more needed in the North Eastern parts of the country doing in the Streets of Lagos?? Is there a war going on in Lagos??

This ought to be condemned by every right thinking Nigerian and lovers of democracy.

Jonathan is out to destroy this country.

which useless country? Our new Federal capital is at Yenagoa if you no like am jump inside lagos lagoon.

ok

BlackTechnology:


Buhari can never win


No GEJ No Oil No Nigeria

abeg chop knuckle.

shadowgwalker:
no Jonathan, no oil!
no oil, no tomatoes!!
no tomatoes, no work in PH refinery!!!
all men to your tents as we divide!


even after Jonathan, the military will rule again to maintain discipline. after the military, then we can talk business.

You be your papa pikin. Madam low waist abeg give this brother 1 bottle of beer.

Fabdedon:
hit it on the floor like 5 times pick it up and use Black tape..i repeat black tape.. and you see the Magic thank me later

No. 8 Those waiting and hoping for one Emeka Ike, who don't have her time. The player Emeka Ike's go chop am tire while one honest guy(mugu) ready to settle down is craving for her attention. .

No. 9. Those dating bad boys hoping to change them, later he dumps their sorry a rs after wasting her time.

Other state governments have been doing these without the media propaganda.

APC dishing out propaganda since the land of the most educated was created.

Not too bad nice decision to take.

2chainzz:
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soji1992:
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Report to base for breaking RULE No.1 of Nairaland

1. space booking on first page only to retain the prestige of the association, defaulters would be fined ..........

Someone they are sure of defeating, now asking the same person to resign

Wonders never start for 9ja.

mankand:
In as much as I like GEJ he is beginning to loose the love and respect I have for him if he cannot call his aides to order.

It's becoming more glaring what this administration stands for

lol, janja weeds doing what they know best

barcanista:
In just a matter of time you will join the progressives.

July 04, 2013 https://www.nairaland.com/1347024/what-lessons-egypt#16617876

mankand:
Goons Goons Goons.

Insincere 9gerian, Jonadumb ass licker.

These are people with guts, passion for change and sincereity. Those who are not ready to compromise, those who are not interested in their stomach, rather they are ready to satisfy their conscience that they are doing the right thing.

One thing you should know is that the Government should respect his/her citizens because they are his employer, they are his master, they elected him from the dept of their heart to represent their country, to provide their needs, to protect their life and property.

But here it is different. Nobody is ready to sacrifice for another. All our Martyrs are long dead and gone, nobody is ready to take up the mantle and fight for the interest of the poor man.

Did you even bother to go through the resume of the Minister of Defence in Egypt?

Insincere9gerian, Abati, Okupe e.t.c your time is coming soon, because the will of the people is stronger than the will of the government. You are all bunch of mediocre, i guess you are from the same lineage "ESAU"

Keep selling your birthright for porridge.

#I-AM-OUT#

Why is everybody shouting oil!!!!!! oil!!!!!!!!!!!! oil!!!!!!!

Some mor.ons from the most educated tribe have been shouting themselves hoarse that Oil is not the mainstay of the Nigerian economy

So, why all this crocodile tears and noise making.

Well you problems just started, wait and experience what will happen after Jonathan returns to Otueke.

His share of the bribe would take care of the injuries and pains.

Fish brain analyis

As A Single, Do You Cook Or Eat Outside?

EroticAngelina:
nope! I cook food for myself n the family my mum don't encourage us eating outside! only on rare n emergency situations that we eat outside.

fish brain at work

Dahjhi:
As a bachelor - student, working class, hustling-class e.t.c. do you cook your three square meals yourself or eat from fast food joints, Mama Put, Iya Bashira et al?.

Sprinters I don't want to even hear you have other options than cooking o...