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Funny abeg!

Hahahahahahahaha
I laugh i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ spanish. u guys are making a good use of this bar, please after the chit-chat, ask M̶̲̅ε̲̣ to give u a room. Lolz

Puts M̶̲̅ε̲̣ off, when the other party starts comparing, is not understanding, caring and loving. A lot to mention sha

Thabk u jare! Better person.

ℓ☺ℓ, nice one

Haha! I catching una both today, want to scatter this engrish rope with ashi, I thinks u are engrish tisas!

Thanks for laughing and the critics
Critics don't discourage M̶̲̅ε̲̣ but make M̶̲̅ε̲̣ learn how to do it better next time.

Happy sunday! Watch out for a bar party on the 30th

I was wonder if M̶̲̅ε̲̣ can got some tisas to teaches M̶̲̅ε̲̣ korekt engrish?

An old woman who was partially ill was travelling to Lagos from Abeokuta. She was told by her son whom she visited  i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Abeokuta to take her drugs when she gets to Sagamu on the journey.
She boarded a bus heading to Lagos, on the journey, she asked the driver to notify her when they get to Sagamu then she fell asleep inside the bus. The driver got to sagamu and forgot to wake the old woman and so did the other passengers. The bus passed Sagamu and was almost near Lagos when the old woman woke up. She asked if they haven't gotten to Sagamu but the Passengers and Driver exclaimed and said they have passed Sagamu and were almost near Lagos.
This old woman started weeping and asked the driver to take her back by all means before proceeding further on the journey. As an old woman, everybody pitied her condition and listen to her plight. They asked the driver to take them back to Sagamu again for the old woman's sake.
The driver made a U-turn back to Sagamu, when they got to Sagamu, the old woman dipped her hands into her handbag and brought out some drugs and bought satchet water, then she drank the drugs and breath  i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊. She then thanked all the passengers  i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the bus and the driver. Then she said they can continue the journey now to Lagos, that she has done exactly as her son directed her. Everybody  i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the bus was like ''WTF''. What can u do to this kind of situation if u were to be the driver or on an important business trip but out of pity u accepted a U-turn or an ordinary sojourner?

ℓ☺ℓ

Who is jealous about it?

Oh M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ gawd, I yam tyre for this engrish and etc. Good engrish u cannot spoken! What a small pity!

Hmmm! @lefulefu I won't answer that cos it wasn't meant for me

Shoe ke? M̶̲̅ε̲̣ myself is a court of lawyers and judgments

Maye g☺ pay by next weekend
#prophesy
I A̶̲̥̅♏ not joking, u will have M̶̲̅ε̲̣ to thank by next weekend

I was borrowing it

For M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ name sake I will brush that naughty comment off. Excuse M̶̲̅ε̲̣!

u guys are very bad and unreasonable with him. He is bringing out a good idea and u are here killing it. Now its γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ turn for deliverance. Ajibel don't mind them. u are good.

tellwisdom:
Now shuttup your stinking mouth dog and go rinse it with water from the gutter. #Smelling like you

I just realised M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ speculations will always be right! u wii always reply i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ contrast to γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ name. What a shame and pity!

Hey pals! I came across this so funny a letter today but I don't get the drift. Then I remember M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ people here on Nairaland can help M̶̲̅ε̲̣ out. The letter goes thus:

24/11/2011
Please sir, DADDY NIYI / MR M. OLASEHA O
Right this letter to you sir hom living at No 55 ESSO ondo Conzern my problem of toold Wheel balancing and I pray Sir God will bessing you gald you mercyfull to you Aburdantly and your family in Jesus name amen this Agreement Between me and my master Bamise and my son and I will be pay it back Every mounth sir. Please daddy help me to Buy Balancing marching for me they are selling tokubo 120,000 they are selling new 250,000
Daddy God will help you siR AmEN
THANKS you sir
M.O, Oloyelele 24/11/2011

Mind u I didn't make п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ addition, subtraction, exaggeration, etc.

Lol

I A̶̲̥̅♏ using MTN and its not giving M̶̲̅ε̲̣ problem yet!

I shaking M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ head i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ pityfulness. Common engrish u cannot spoke

So try and mantain γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊. gentility (if any)

What is the meaning of all thes nonsense? Bladerdash!

Copy and paste! Thank γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ stars Ajibel is not here!

u made M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ night

Lol

Lawd have mercy!

@booqee he will surely make a good husbabd material nah. The powers to run the home is gonna be at γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ finger tip. I trust u, U̶̲̥̅̊ know what I mean naw!

I has telled u that time that time that I don't liking fanacooler i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ hearings agains, spoke goodest engrish prease!

@poster when next she tells u that, cover γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ face with γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ hands and cry. Nonsense!
Do u have problem with english comprehension, u are sooooo fake and unreal
Whatever u put on is fake, smiles fake, atm fake, personality fake, steps fake, cars if any fake, everyting is fake.
As if u are the first person to be told that.
g☺ and woo her!
What a good way of drawing attention to a dumb thread. γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ name here too is FAKE and doesn't fits u. *smh*

There are 100 ways men can't cope without women, but as for M̶̲̅ε̲̣ I have 201 ways of coping without a man! Some are Very unreliable bunch of some degraded, frustrated, unimportant unclassified homosapiens! *smh*

I said so, if u have got a problem with that, u are on u own.