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mikuz:
^ nothing do us.
How far ya side na?

Yes I see una say una D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ kampe!

jackpot:
@Agy
we dey as you left us o.
Hope say you don buy my Xmas gift? awww. .why na?
Don't you know some guys (like me) gat love for you?
Why're you doing this na?
Don't you like me?

I for wan ask how we g☺ do A̶̲̥̅♏?

Idowuogbo:
Na only u sabi drink baileys ni, abeg coperate let's run tins

Just pray make I п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ catch u. I even trust A̶̲̥̅♏, he п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ fit look γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊. Side sef!

Abeg make una п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ make M̶̲̅ε̲̣ laugh

*enters thread with style*
This thread is getting hotter ϑa̲̅Ɣe by ϑa̲̅Ɣe. Hello house! How una D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥?

Kai! Idowuogbo, u don make M̶̲̅ε̲̣ laff sootee I forget M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ name.
But u wan enter set abi?

@poster γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ comments are pissing M̶̲̅ε̲̣ off. The truth here remains that u don't ​L♥√ع her but u ​L♥√ع what she is. if a 9ja girl proves like the hard to get type, she might still give i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ at the long run, but look at the case of this canadian girl. Open γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ mind and shut γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ eyes. Wise up dude!

⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣ all of una wey they run mouth
As for u, wetin optician tell u?

mikuz:
nah. This is not something we talk in this place.

Why not here!

Totally speechless.

At first date, don't take her to γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ house, take her some place lively and C̣̲̣̣̣̲̣̣☺̣̣̥̇☺̣̣̥̇ƪ̣̥. Don't be too inquisitive, carry her along at all times.
u must be a lively person too and know the things to say at the right time, avoid asking unnecessary questions like when is the last time u kissed a guy, and blablabla.
Above all, to M̶̲̅ε̲̣, u must behave matured, I A̶̲̥̅♏ not talking about age here but brains. Get M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ drift?

@poster forget the chick!
u don't expect a girl who has lived a better part of her life i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Canada with all that civilization and open eyes to date and fall i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ​L♥√ع with u, a home based 9ja kpako boy, ℓ☺ℓ ( п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ offence please).
Try γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ luck elsewhere jare! Abi u wan test foreign style? Lmao!

Why didn't u call her for that three days?

Some guys make mistakes of jumping into conclusions and lamenting over unnecessary things.

If γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊. date is behaving strange, the next thing for u to do is not to start lamenting, what u need to do is to try to win her heart back. And be a man! Make her realise u are the best!

@poster if u ​L♥√ع her and want to marry her and u have the cash, hire a nurse and allow her to be visiting often.

And what is it?

Visit an optician for correcting lens so as to enable u see the joke.

Next comment please!

Idowuogbo:
^Aunty I like dis your new cellular o, shey d make na Panasonic lool.Kai see fonts too sexcie

Thank u jare, how body?
To God ehn, I don miss u wella!

mikuz:
whats going on here? Where is the barman please?

Yes, please, what can I offer u?

Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to g☺ to a calm place to share the loot'' one of them suggested the nearby. cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate' but they didn't bother to pick. them since they had enough in d bag . Few minuets latter A. drunkard*beer*on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate. and heard a voice: “One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u”. He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest. "Father father pls come with me'come and witness God & Satan sharing. corpse at the. cemetery.” They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice. continued: "One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u., one for me, one for u, Suddenly the voice stop counting and says: “ Hey, What about the two at the gate?". Nairalanders, come see marathon , even the priest almost pass church. gate !!! shouting we are not dead yet, ℓ☺ℓ.

@poster u try! Sometimes I wonder about this too.

Of course, u guys know M̶̲̅ε̲̣ for M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ speaking it as it is.
The joke is pointless with a jobless poster. Afterall I will always say it "Obioma post jokes only sexuality!" *smh*

Of course at the mere sight of the topic, I knew who this thread was talking about!
Nice one bin!

The joke funny small but this one really made it spicy!

bin gbagbo:
LOL

THIS JOKE IS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




SENSELESS!!

Can't stop laughing!

Nice one but I have seen the joke before. Repeating it will only make it dry and senseless to M̶̲̅ε̲̣. Just saying!

I u think this is funny? Abeg shift if u п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ get work!

u guys can't just imagine how much I A̶̲̥̅♏ missing nairaland. Been so busy these days.
Oga Jackpot abeg shey u п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ vex with M̶̲̅ε̲̣? Sorry for the thing I failed to do even after when u inform M̶̲̅ε̲̣ before time. I A̶̲̥̅♏ sorry. Now I A̶̲̥̅♏ saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY that I owed u. Hope its not too late?
How is the bar?
I will be trying M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ best to visit often. Enjoy! Shalom!
Our dear customer, hope una D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ enjoy una self, I wish una better. ​L♥√ع u all! *winks*

Hmm
Jackpot is C̣̲̣̣̣̲̣̣☺̣̣̥̇☺̣̣̥̇ƪ̣̥ and has C̣̲̣̣̣̲̣̣☺̣̣̥̇☺̣̣̥̇ƪ̣̥ jokes too and has self respect
Obioma and lilkech are people who post jokes on sexuality
Bin gbagbo has C̣̲̣̣̣̲̣̣☺̣̣̥̇☺̣̣̥̇ƪ̣̥ jokes, sometimes on sexualities, but too bad he didn't meet up the conditions
El gaupo is C̣̲̣̣̣̲̣̣☺̣̣̥̇☺̣̣̥̇ƪ̣̥ too
Studio cfr he is a good one too (I A̶̲̥̅♏ not following the crowd)
Anyway best of luck contestants!

I done fear, the time wey I see this topic for frontpage. Una fit give person heartbreak o

So what?

I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ jare, u п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ see M̶̲̅ε̲̣ and u п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ ask.

This is interesting
Ajibel thank God for u o

I dare not comment on this thread, else I will cause commotion. What a post!

So what are u trying to bring out of this thread?

ℓ☺ℓ