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OluwasureGig:
Hi nairalanders, I know the world is battling coronavirus and I probably shouldn't be talking about this at the moment but I could use your advice just incase we all survive this pandemic that has so bedeviled us.


I'm a young man in my mid-twenties and by this time last year I was broke and had a very poor account balance but by the Grace of God things are different now. My business is booming and I'm balling. Now I'm the type of guy that likes to look good and smell nice always, and this might just have proven to be my Achilles heel



It happens that there's this extremely beautiful girl I've been crushing on in church and I finally made my move this Sunday. We got talking and exchanged numbers. Now this girl is like my dream girl; she's very very beautiful facially, tall, has a fat ass, perky boobs, flat stomach and very straight legs. She basically looks like them models we see on IG


The problem is I asked her out and she said she can't date me because she thinks that I'm "too clean" and would therefore cheat on her as a result. I've tried all I can to make her change her perception but she is not coming along. Please what do I do or say to this girl to make her date and marry me because I've already sworn that she'll be my last bus stop in the dating world.

Please your advice will be duely appreciated. Thanks

a Nigeria girl I met in Ghana last year also told me she can't date me because she think I will cheat on her.I asked why and she said I am handsome, that even if I don't go for girls the girls will come for me..though we had sex that day but true to her word she refused dating me after that day. I don't know why many girls have this mentality.

alienvirus:
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If you like cancel my posy from now.till tomorrow, the fact remain your lies have been busted.

alienvirus:
Prophet Muhammad (SAW) said

"If you hear of an outbreak of plague in a land, do not enter it; but if the plague breaks out in a place while you are in it, do not leave that place."

If mankind had adhered to this advice, the whole world won't be in this mess. Yet, it is the solution adopted by everyone.

For those that are not happy that the message was from the noblest of mankind, you can do yourself a good by kissing a high tension.

#PEPPPERDEM

your Mohammed did not see anything. He said "IF" you hear of an outbreak of a plague,is that what you called prophecy? Use your sense don't let religion talk over you..

dederocs:
dey go church...

I was just being sarcastic..

dancok:
This is my first salary though but debt was already on ground before the salary showed, so am clearing the debt now and the situation of corona virus now.

I don't how long this will last, so am cautious of my spending.

Have I not sinned? Can I shift my tithe till next payment? Pastors in the house.

can't you see how Dangote pays his tithes,and that's why God keep blessing him?pls go and pay your tithe OK?

Imperare:
But why did you kill the snake? What are you even doing in uniben after you were asked to go home.?
Wrong place at the wrong time

when the snake bit somebody hope you will ask the snake why?

donbachi:
Why is the church the problem of everyone?

Church is not the problem. The problem is the pastors that have been faking miracles..where are they now,let them come and perform the real miracle if the have the power like they claimed.

ignis:
Peter get sense pass Paul.

idiot spotted. Sorry for using that mutherfucking word my brother I dey vex oh..So because he spoke the truth he is now senseless abi?

franchasng:
All the rich and affluent Nigerians should be mandated to make a donation to help poor Nigerians and to help Nigeria recover from the effects of this global pandemic when the pandemic is over very soon.

Dangote ought to donate at least $1billion to Nigerians at this perilous time, because the money he has today is Nigerian peoples' commonwealth past and present Nigerian leaders entrusted with him through various policies (FOREX waivers, tax waivers, monopoly, etc), direct and indirect contracts. Dangote should make that donation now because time is running out, and he should never dare make the donation to Kano state or Northeast or Northwest like he always do because his wealth came from Nigerians, especially from Niger Delta



1.) Dangote - $1billion

2.) Otedola - $50million

3.) Cosmos Maduka - $20million

4.) Arthur Eze - $10million

5.) Tony Elumelu - $60million

6.) Jim Ovia - $10million

7.) Bola Tinubu - $40million

8.) Leo Stan Eke - $10million

9.) Mrs Alakija - $60million

10.) Mohammed Indimi - $60million

and the list continues like that......


this is what they must do, FG should setup a committee to start the donation asap, because Nigeria need the fund to stimulate the economy back to normal after this whole global pandemic if not, Nigeria's economy will crumble after the pandemic is over and $ may rise to $1 = NGN700.




NOTE:
Nigerians should not panic much because coronavirus is a virus that thrive in mostly cold weather and climate regions. Nigeria being a tropical country with warm weather will not witness a wide spread and death like other countries. If you ever contract the virus, stay calm, make sure you take hot shower everyday you return back to your home.


Drink more of hot drinks, warm water and do away with cold drinks and cold food. Eat your meals when hot.


Boil clean water and add some menthol or balm in the water and inhale through your nostrils everyday.


Stop using AC in your car or at home, go out and take sunlight to warm your body. What has been saving Nigerians is our warm weather not any precaution. Stay calm, coronavirus will soon be over, we should be focusing on how to handle the economy recession that will follow after this global pandemic, because coronavirus will soon go!!

Nice ideal.But you didn't mentioned Glo owner Adenuga brothers..Sincerely Nigeria billionaires are very selfish and self centered.This is the time Nigeria and Nigerians will need them most,let's watch and see what they are up to.

Raydos:
C - Corona Virus
H - Hanta Virus
I -
N -
A -


Are you people thinking what am thinking??

No,keep that negative thinking to yourself.

Lekison:
What a senseless comment

And 7 idiots liked the comment,that's the funniest part.

aj1802001:
See crowd of over 50 people in total disregard of their own directives. Case of Do as I say not as I do.

This very good.shey they are not immune to coronavirus? Nan dey sabi

BOSSFX:
Why is anything snake related has pride of place on this forum? I dey suspect marine spirit dey run this forum gan self.

Kudos to the op for not dishing out jungle justice to the 'hamless' creature.

Harmless?

ikbnice:
you call this prediction accurate. Wait till you read the prediction from "The Eye Of Darkness" which reads ;
In around 2020 a severe pneumonia-like illness will spread throughout the globe, attacking the lungs and the bronchial tubes and resisting all known treatments…

Almost more baffling than the illness itself will be the fact that it will suddenly vanish as quickly as it arrived, attack again ten years later, and then disappear completely.”

But the virus started in 2019.

tobby20:
U no get sense
I dey school der

You dey school there and you say you non know road?shocking.

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sexylassie2:
As in sense is not in nigeria at all

meaning you don't have sense?

SamuelOamen:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-lagos-moves-to-stop-church-mosque-services/

our leaders always act late..Ghana record the first case last week,and immediately it was reported the government ban every gathering. Churches,schools and all sporting events.. But our leaders always wait for disaster to happen before doing the needful.

Gilbertkwabena:
A fake source u know well and u still go ahead to stand by it. If ur news was correct don't u know how many news channel will broadcast that? u call 1naira blog a source? funny

That you don't know about the source does not mean is fake,have that I mind..again as human being I don't in anyway wish anyone test positive to the virus,so don't think I am happy over the news..Goodbye..

Joylove2324:
Happy Birthday to her

when is your birthday?

seunlayi:
How I wish you can hear me as I wish to tell you that what I went thru was nothing compared to what made you to commit this greatest sin. Mountain of hindrances won't cease from the part of those that will make it but only with perseverance that you will scale thru.... I m still passing thru another one since last year and gradually, I can see the other side just a little moment from now it is will be a thing of the past.

I can't imagine the type of torture you must be passing thru in heaven now due to your wrong decision.



Ftc dedicated to those who believed that the mountain of worries before them is about becoming a thing of the past.

heaven?which heaven?somebody committed suicide for foolish reason you're talking about heaven..Hell straight.I really blame it on our system that makes everyone think certificate is the answer to our problem. Zero pity for her.

SocialJustice:
Dangote has 15 children?

and they don't show up on social media. Wonderful

OfeAchi:
it's practically impossible to get 99% in physics.... unless you cheated gravelly.

Who set the questions?

Your number 4 is spot on..why science claim masturbation has no side infect beats my imagination.. Masturbation caused me depression and many other pains,but science claim such is impossible.

Gilbertkwabena:
I don't understand why some people behaves like this. Why would you come to tell a big lie nd still claiming it to be true?

Pls its a fake news.... that's what his haters wish him but of cuz it won't haters are not god.

can you define lie pls?I quoted a source, which mean I am not the originator of the news,so where did I lied here?

fakem:
Can't be true

Why?

MiVida:
I recently met a girl in school, she's all I want in a woman, she's too beautiful well mannered BUT, she is making life in school hard for me! I've taken her to my parents already and hers are trying to get to know me which is cool.

But the rate at which this girl monitors me in school is embarrassing! I don't have any female friends cos of her. I had to call a good friend of mine (a girl) this afternoon in front of her to tell the girl to keep her space just because my girlfriend saw me give her a hug! I didn't initiate the hug, the girl called out my name and opened her arms and to avoid being rude, you can't decline a hug and that was why it happened.

My girlfriend insists I don't keep female friends, in fact, she prefers I stay alone in school. I'm getting tired, I getting fed up, she's always monitoring me everywhere and I have a reputation to maintain in school. Now I can't laugh over a girl's joke cos I have a girlfriend and it's not like I have time for her in school as that's the only time I have my little freedom, cos outside school she's always at my place and it's suffocating enough...now she brings this attitude to school... I'm tired and don't know what to do!

you are very lucky to have a girl that love you this much..in fact you should be happy

mytime24:
Stop spreaying fake news #op

And what if it turns out to be true,even though we don't pray 3a.