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That one was ACTUALLY CLUELESS~!
It wasn't an insult.

You can insult me ........but please dont call me GEJ!


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I'm not arguing if it was an insult. The word "clueless" is an adjective and can be used to describe anyone GEJ or Buhari. So no one should be tripping of Buhari is called clueless. Its just and adjective

So exam season has begun with Secondary schools conducting entrance examinations and JAMB UTME in session. As a means to get schools up and running using CBT solutions I am offering pro bono my services to deploy a CBT Solution for one academic institution (preferably tertiary institution but also open to secondary schools). I would prefer a school in the south but if there are compelling reasons I would be interested in rolling it out in the North. The only restriction is that the exam will consist of multiple choice questions (I can handle other types of questions but at a fee) and that the school provides the question bank in electronic format.

In a hundred words or less can you justify why I should roll it out in your school of choice and how it will be beneficial to the teaching staff there. Deadline is 29 Feb. The chosen school will be announced here and a detailed report of the installation will follow. Let the entries begin

openSIS, TS-SCHOOL, Akura

TS-School is particularly good for Nigerian schools buy requires some ingenuity in configuring it. If your school is willing to pay for the license (directly to the developers not me) I'd be willing to setup for you guys (for a tiny fee)

OP, you first need to disabuse your mind about learning data structures and algorithm in a specific language. The course is about learning concepts, how they work and when best to deploy them. I scored 92% in this course in 300L and when I was in 400 the instructor referred people to me for extra murals. I would say first learn the data structures, queues, stacks etc and how to implement them using arrays and linked lists. Then also understand the algorithms particularly searching and sorting algorithms, how they work on an abstract level. Don't get bugged in the nitty gritty details of how to implement them in a specific language. When you understand how they work and when best to deploy whatever structure or algorithm then you can bother yourself with actually implementing them in a specific language. I will recommend some books later. Just mention me

lonzo:
When you call your President clueless I just wonder what your son will call you. Such dirt from you

Swear on the life of your children that you never referred to GEJ as clueless. Swear

DashMeYansh:
SHOW SOME RESPECT

Show what respect? To whom? Nigerian police? Because their colleague was felled? After what the bastards made me go through when I lost someone dear in a road traffic accident, I have no pity for police. I went through hell to get the remains of my loved one while police were just interested in collecting money from me. Dia fada well well

gidjah:
Thats d real issues, there will be a small gap too on the I9500 and I9505, they aint the same pls, ignore him, he isnt an engineer

I guess we notice these things because we pay attention to fine details. Kudos and keep it up

hefelove:
Please o. I want to update my window8 bur its telling me to buy new key. i dont understan. Aw can i update it

Update it to what? Windows 8.1?

dway4ward:
Actually she can offer advise, and the advise can be GENERALLY IGNORED. Thank you.

Ayam purely "looking for trouble" with this. Do NOT take am p

Shouldn't it be ADVICE (a noun) rather than advise (a verb)?

ibile1:
Yes i did...now

Did it resolve the problem?

SUPOL:
He not a policeman Na civilian police, they are called spy police. Make I see anyone Wey go insult Police

What do you mean civilian police? Aren't all police in black and black or black and blue civilian police? There's Military police, and then Civilian police

At all having problems with your CV, what version is your MS Word? Docx? Or Doc? Has anyone tried to save their CV in the old .doc format and upload?

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davide470:
NanaF and LadyF.. I wonder why the F in both your names? or are you both the same person?

Landlord you as a mod should have this information na. Look up their IPs. If at any point the two share the same IP abeg share with us. Look up a history of their IP

PS: All typos generously contributed by SwiftKey

YUSUPH1986:
pls can sum1 tel me wat spectranet is and aw it works

Spectranet is a 4G data services provider. They are located in a small number of cities hence they are not widely known. Currently they operate in Lagos, Ibadan, Abuja and PH. They have IMHO got the cheapest superfast network connection. 8k for 25gig and you will be streaming YouTube without buffering,Skype video calls, crystal clear whatsapp call

I can get it for you within 24 hours. Mention me if you want a go ahead as I'm not following the thread

Google "onhax+adobe acrobat pro". Get a bootleg version of acrobat pro. Or if you have got the fonts in d document installed on your system, you can download scribus or inkscape and modify the document (best if it's only one page). Corel draw also loads pdf

In addition to cleaning, try and get a technician to re-apply thermal compound between the heat sink and the processor. most technicians may not know what I talking of as "thermal compound" but it is a grey compound sold in syringes. Works wonders for cooling

ewizard1:
its i9500 which is same and compatible with i9505

N18k is the least price. I can send it to you through Transport service but at your cost.

Are 100% sure i9500 and i9505 are exactly interchangeable? I have installed i9300 screen on an i9305 and it didn't exactly fit. I worked on but there was a gap around the charging port

iPopAlomo:
Lol... guy... calm down bro...

Guy you no go understand. That police station suffer me wella

SUPOL:
Lolz, sorry. Wat happened pls?

December 2014, I'm just cruising through Dugbe O na e d bastards approach me say I follow one way. Meanwhile I no see sign. Na so one lean police wey on a normal day I go beat am and even full village. Maybe beat E ancestors join. D guy just jump enter my car say "Drive to Iyaganku". I beg, speak Queens English, speak Yoruba (as chukwudi ọmọ'bádan) the guy no gree. Bastard was calm saying let's just go it's a small case. I mumu drive go. As I pass their gate where d guy get liver shock me. Person wey be like cat wey rain beat just turn to lion dey rake say e go deflate my tires. I no believe my eye. E say I threaten police (bloody corporal o). Na sọ dem Slam mé say stolen vehicle. First time in my life to sleep cell not back of counter sef. Iyaganku cell is bleeped up. Really bleeped up. Following day I met dpo. I was forming educated and speaking wọlé Soyinka English. After every the woman said I should talk with one detective. Na so dem go search every inch of my car say dem dey suspect me. All my papers were complete O. After every every them slap me bail of 5k. Even escorted me to atm to withdraw. The dpo was forming mother castigating and then advising. I felt like blinding her eye with heavenly slap. I drove past them at that notorious go-slow junction a few days later and they were hailing me... Customer! I vex. And I suffer for cell O. Na me dey empty d bucket wey detainees dey pisss put. Dia fada well well

NanaF:
Hahahahaha.

Airsaylongcon, you no dey forget? I'm sorry boo. I think I apologized that time na

Anyways I still check your recent posts from time to time, out of errrr, curiosity.

I forgive. But forget... This is something I no dey do. So d day wey I serve you hot "panded" yam with efo make you know say na cos of so so and so na why d pandy hot. The efo fit "sawa" sha but all join. These days i just comment on IT and political threads. I nor dey look bad sontin again. BEHOLD ayam a new sombori. How's d tax regime? They just slapping every and anyone with tax (I ask cos if my old brain serves right I think you are working with an accounting firm)

I think NanaF is being unnecessarily antagonised O! She's not a friend (neither is she an enemy but considering she put a screenie of my post on a seedy thread on NL ayam still pounding her yam ) but I think she simply pointed out a typo. The typo sef might have been generously contributed by android (or apple). The way guys dey go after am if to say na my enemy in chief una dey fight like this I for add firewood with petrol and bring matches along sef. Remember that y'all are gonna work with her (and me ). So if d fight don start from here E mean say Bonny go catch aflame ó. Lets all chill cha. Meanwhile intelligence report reaching me indicates that...




































.... Tomorrow we will be.....




















..... Monday February 22 2016. Anyone else with this Intel?

God punish ALL the police officers at Iyaganku police station. That Northern female dpo e no go better for am for earth and in hell faya. Her fada well well

Meanwhile NanaF is Queen (King?) of page 256. LadyF where are you when people dey unseat you elihau lyk dis na

Page 300 by force by faya. Na me must siddon on top dat page. Una nova chi chom chin una say una wan chop chinchin

ibile1:
Good people ,pls help !

Samsung S5,Galaxy SM-G900V (Verizon) running os 5.0
doesn't accept Nigerian sim/network .

tried all kind of rooting software but wouldn't root,says 'rooting failed'

please what can I do or what software can I use to bring it back to life ....

I'm not particular about rooting just for it to access Naija network that's all......

thank you all in advance.

First question, have you set the phone to use Global network?

dway4ward:
Just thinking out loud. If as a company with your revenue in dollars, operating in an economy with a different currency (Nigeria), can your staff salary and bonus be paid in dollars?

U go just give yourself headache o. Na make we enter email drop first. Whether in Zim dollars or Liberian dollars whatever NLNG dey pay na blood money

abbey621:
While I applaud this noble gesture, I detest the publicity, the best charity is done annonymously. If the hawker has any iota of wisdom, he would sell the car immediately and invest with the money. A car in 9ja can be a blessing and a curse, don't be surprised if he ends up spending more than half of the money on fuel and maintenance.

Better still he can give that vehicle to Uber for taxi use on the island. Very very lucrative especially as the car is brand new (I hope it is o not London used)

I'm airborne to South Africa...

Oga sir, do you now make calls mid flight?

davide470:
Derailing outside thread's purpose and Quoting a "derailing" comment.

Derailing outside thread's purpose. This is violation of rule 1

Quoting a derailing comment...This is violation of rule x? Please what is x

What are these for? I'm new to iOS devices so forgive my ignorance for. I know they are for iPad but what model of iPad?

PS: I will take this down after you provide an answer.