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I just stopped by to laugh and I did.


Cook well!

Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwww

My dear Op, you have to grow a thick skin and learn how to not care what people think of you.

I used to be very shy and timid until life and experiences happened to me.

If you need a new friend, dm me and I'll send you my WhatsApp number so we can chat and talk whenever you like.

Be you! Take care of yourself.

Emmexguy123:
I need a job in port Harcourt even if it is to sweep your compound I don't mind.
Please help me.
It is better to work honourably than to be a fraudster.
Please help a brother In need.

Fraud is not easy ooo

So sorry!

I hope you find something soon. Hang in there. Life will surely get better.

MechanicMike:
hey calm down u skinny dude.this is a shance for u to make honest moiney insted of doin olosho kinda job...and then u complain u can't find man on nairaland.listing up woman, am here to help u so groooowup.sp be nice & gimmme Yor nomba please?(no oofencssece)

Silence is indeed the best answer to a wretched deluded FOOL!

Big SCAM!

Since she turned off live, I don't believe her again.

MechanicMike:
helo please are u intaressted in doin house girl work which will be payin 20K (cash) monthly & u will be given trassspot allawanase pluss paid luch & dinna please. are u intaressted please?(no ooofeincse)

Give the job to your mother since she raised an animal as a son. Best of luck!

LordviccoDaGuru:
Go hug transformer

After your parents do that.

Bunch of FAILURES!

aderemi457:
Please, I need assistance on how to get paid in USD.
I am a freelancer into translation/transcription (started some months back).

I was using Payday before now but I have been having trouble getting paid since Payday changed d collaborating bank or smth.
My client is holding my money currently.

Why don't you try payoneer?

I always knew this man was a silent thief!!!

Antimandatethie:
So that he Will f+*K the hell out of her ba?

Eww I don't think he still does it.

Gosh, I don't want to imagine him doing it. Smh

Ghezo:
Burn him up!

I trust Calabar people, na barbecue straight

Why are you so wicked?

He can change. Mercy!

Bahamas95:
Yap, but am taken already . My baby is exactly like that lady in the picture.





Tall slim/curvy girls rock!

Cool! It was a simple question though. I wasn't planning on toasting you fa.

I came to read comments...

I hope most of you looking for the perfect female bodies also have great looking masculine bodies too?

If not, you're just kidding yourself!

Bahamas95:
If she ain't got curves.


No matter her facial beauty a woman doesn't look attractive to me if she isn't curvy. I don't mean she must be big, I prefer slim and curvy girls.

I hope you are tall and have six packs?

EmiDon11:
Celine Dion loading...

Not fair! Celine is very sick..

Don't mock people because they are going through things they cannot control.

She was already slim.

Why did she lose more weight?

Maybe she's not feeling too well.
People should learn how to be considerate please...

I recently gave in and started using glasses to read. It is something I have been fighting for a while but my eyes keep getting worse

They said I am far sighted. It truly became very difficult to read and frustrating for me especially because I read a lot. My job requires a lot of reading and writing too.

So, I have started reading with glasses. I try not to use it always though because I heard it can sink your eyes...

My both parents at some point had to completely rely on glasses to see so... It might also be inherited.

FYI, I am no where near 40!

Vado2:
People. Money brings out the YOU in YOU. Money is neither good or bad. Money is neutral.

Most sensible response I have seen on here.

*clapping*

Interesting replies!

CodeTemplar:
Trash. If as they claim, the subsidy is gulping huge amount in billions of dollars, why take a $800m loan facility over 25 years when you are about to save about 10 times that amount per annum?

You see how moronic creatures are leading us into financial captivity as a nation?

It is so sad.

Probz:
I actually hate Bobrisky.

I don't support him but imagine hating someone who doesn't even know you exist? How lame can you possibly be?

Mtchewwwwwwwwww

The most INCOMPETENT CLOWN ever!

Some men!

SMH tufia!

kestolove95:
See as e sit down like pesin wey no get peeeq

Hahaha

RenaissanceGuy:
Even Buhari himself has been affected by this policy. There has been no supply of fura de nono in Aso Rock for the 11 days. The supplier refused to be paid through bank transfer.

Is this supposed to be funny?

Nigeria is on fire, people are suffering unnecessarily and this CLUELESS CLOWN is busy traveling for rubbish.

I need to leave this country by December this year. Let me just save enough and leave.

I give up biko

So sad . Rip!

Useless meeting that changes absolutely nothing.

I hope she rots in jail. Smh