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Why the eff should I cry after a B!tch thinks I'm no longer good for her?

Arinfin ile igbe!

Hypothetically, She never truly loved Me in the first place and unworthy of triggering My lachrymal glands!

I ain't no B!tch-A$$ Nigger!

shymexx: Do you know why some of the greatest people to ever walk this planet were weed smokers? You definitely can think that deep without the spiritual feeling that weed gives you. It makes your mind travel farther than the normal humanoid - and that's the honest truth. And it's medicinal as well.

Without weed, I doubt Fela, John Lennon, Bob Marley, Tupac etc. would have been able to make the type of timeless music that they made, to be honest.

I feel you, Shymexx!

Idongesit619: Iya me! Happy married life to my great sage.

Sage? Really?

Lobatan!

[quote author=me_for_you]Saturday is an english name. Possibly a yoruba boy from the state of osun.
And somebody has mouth to say the boys (the criminals) may be innocent afterall. Between a wife that is an eye witness, and area boys, who will you believ?[/quote]What kind of Yoruba Man names his Son "Saturday"? He'd rather name him "Abameta"!

There's every likelihood that this so called Saturday is far from being "Omo Oodua" and why the eff did you mention Osun state?

O ya were ni?

I'm in My room right now listening to KWAM 1 and patiently waiting for My Landlord to slaughter those 3 hefty Rams outside...Dem never come back from Mosque...

I specifically like Ram meat and it saddens me that it's not being sold in Restaurants like Cow and goat meat...

I think I need to take some Alomo bitters to burn what what I've already got inside My stomach and create room for the Sallah Meat...

Happy Eid el Kabir to My Muslim Friends...Sir Fatai, Sir Akeem, Ibrahim, Abbey, Ololo Baba, Alfa Asunmo, Shakiru, Shamsudeen, Sani, Abubakar et al...My Muslim Pals from Old blocks, from Old Crews...Enjoy! Iya Azeez and Iya Toyin, you ain't left out! I remember those good old days...Baba, Alhaji and Alhaja Agba, E sun re o...

Ogunseye...Ogunlesi...

Ogun se eye, Ogun tun lesi!

Awon Omo Ogun l'akaiye Osin imole...

Awon Omo Ogun, alada Meji...O fi okan sanko, Ofi okan yena...

More Slugs to your Guns, Awon Omo Oodua! Ire a kari!

I thought Rumuola, Rumuodaolu and Rumuokwuta are parts of Port Harcourt...

Op, you get permanent Suite for Presidential Hotel? I know say light no dey off for that side!

Abi o faa Gbana ni? No be this same PH?

"Teardrops and closed Caskets...We're all gonna die!...We breathe through similar Veins..." - Tupac

Arysexy: U r a fool! U hear me? God punish u 100 times. So the yorubas that are in kaduna, Jos, PH, onitsha etc are there bc yorubaland is undeveloped? U nid ur head examined. Anuofia!

Who's this babbling, unintelligent Vegetable?

You find it hard to accept that Under-developement and insensitivity on the part of their Leaders are the major reasons for the mass Emmigration of Igbos to other parts of the Nation...

I was in Owerri and Aba sometimes last week and presently in Port Harcourt and I ask myself what these Governors are doing with the "Oyel" Money...

May Sango strike "Obo iya e"...and cause "Oko Baba e" to rupture!

Oloriburuku!

The unrestricted and inconsiderate peripatetic nature of the Igbos is absolutely very pathetic...

The Igbos have been butchered like Sallah Rams by the Hausa/Fulani from time immemorial especially during the years preceding the Civil war...The unwarranted Killings still take place till date!

Why continue living with People who treat you like you're sub-humans?

It's high time Igbo Leaders developed their Region to curtail the incessant Migration of their Folks...

Really, what kind of Man beats a defenceless, weaker feminine gender?

A Coward, I suppose! And a Beast too, considering the fragile and soft nature of the Feminine body structure...

Some Females can be so annoying though but I think the greatest punishment to mete out on such unruly Females is to simply ignore them!

They hate being ignored!

Good, sweet deal gone sour! I feel your pains, Hustlers!

That's big Money, you know!

What stopped these Smart Niggers from taking the next available flight to Accra from where they would arrange a Visa to Australia, New Zealand, British Virgin Islands or somewhere in the Carribeans...and start new lives there!

That Money's just too much to be ignored and not investigated by the Bank officials...

In the event of my Demise
when my Heart can beat no more
I Hope I Die For A Principle
or A Belief that I had Lived for
I will die Before My Time
Because I feel the Shadow's Depth
so much I wanted to accomplish
before I reached my Death

I have come to grips with the possibility
and wiped the last tear from My eyes
I Loved All who were Positive
In the event of my Demise...


- Tupac Shakur

psalmdave: op pls no vesk...bt u say semptember13 1996 9 kelechi bin dey cry afta 2pac death,i won ask which medium him get d news cos tecnology no strong for naija dat time to hear d news dat very dae...or nta read am

Weren't there Radios and Telephones in 1996? Besides, I stated that Kelechi got the news a day after Pac's Death, 14th and not the day of His Death, 13th...

Favourite Tupac Song:

Life goes on

Favourite Tupac Quote:

"...Let Me say this for the Records...I am not a Gangster, and never have been. I'm not the Thief who grabs your Purse. I'm not the Motherphuck£r who jacks your car. I'm not down with the People who steal and hurt Others...I'm just a Brother who fights back..."

- Tupac Shakur (June 16, 1971 – September 13, 1996)

Chima and I were returning from extramural classes late in the evening, when We met Chima's elder Brother, "Brother Kelechi", moody and teary-eyed sitting on a pavement close to the gate of that indelible House somewhere in Ikate, Surulere, Lagos...It was the 14th day of September, 1996. Chima's My Childhood, best friend, "Brother Kelechi", his elder brother was about 10 years older than Chima and I, teenage JSS 3 students...

"Brother Kelechi, why are you crying?", Chima asked soberly, obviously not oblivious of the pains on Brother Kelechi's face. "You won't understand", Brother Kelechi retorted in a very condescending tone. After further probing from Chima and Brother Kelechi wanting to be on his own and wallow in Solitudinous grief, he finally told Chima, "My Man, Tupac is dead"...Chima laughed at him mockingly, after which he responded "Tupac Ko, Threepac ni!" That was the first time I heard someone mention "Tupac"...Later in the Night on that very day, I came outside to play and Alas, I still saw Brother Kelechi on the same spot on that very pavement; He must have loved and revered Tupac!

I began listening to Tupac in 1997 when I was in SSS 1, thanks to Odinakachi and Wale, who were always rapping Tupac's and Biggie's and arguing a lot about who was better...Well, I haven't stopped listening to the Maestro. I believe his songs are timeless, just like Fela's...

I'm so into him; His songs, his Poetry, his writings and his books...He's more than a Mentor. My relationship with him transcends the physical realm. He's like what Jesus is to My church-crazy, Christian Mother...He's like a god to Me...

Ask 20 different persons who Tupac was and I'm sure you'd get 20 different Answers...A Rapper, an Actor, a song writer, a Poet, a Revolutionary, A Social Crusader, an Activist, a Philosopher, a Philantropist, An author, et al...After smoking 2 full wraps of pure weed, while listening to Tupac with My Hit-'em-up-lovin' Street-Hommie, Azike years back, I ploddingly asked him, "Mad Man, apart from say Tupac na Rapper, wetin you think say hin be again?"..."A thug Life Motherfuckin' Bastard!", he responded with a very wide grin! I actually loved his response as it was so on Point...

After reading Tupac's book of Poetry, "The rose that grew from Concrete", I gave it to Maria, a Colleague at the office, who's aware of My love for Tupac and seems to loathe Tupac and My admiration for him...She rebuffed, claiming She doesn't want her mind corrupted. I actually begged her with a promise to buy her Lunch that very day, after which she reluctantly accepted the book..."Tupac has his good sides ooo. He's actually a nice person but he loves Women a lot", Maria told Me, three days after she collected the book...

My Ex B!tch cried after listening to Tupac's "Dear Mama". She said she wished her Mum was alive to receive unbridled Love from her...To all you out there thinking Tupac was just a Gangster not to be taken serious, He was actually a lovin', down-to-earth Street boy who gave his heart to the Poor and down-trodden in the Society...I recommend you Guys to download songs from his Better Days (Volumes 1 and 2) albums. I also recommend songs like "Brenda's got a baby", "I ain't mad at cha", "Dear Mama", "Keep your head up"...and a lot more...

And to all you Tupac Adherents who expect him to come back sometimes in the future, hope not, Niggers!...I believe He's gone but He lives in Our Hearts while We listen to his eternally sacred songs. He was never scared of Death but of coming back into this cruel, unjust world reincarnated...I heartily believe He's in a better Place, the serenest of terrains - No Cops, No KKK, No Illuminati, No double-dealing B!tches, No snitchin', back-stabbing snaky Hommies...

I'm also sure he must have made up with Christopher Wallace...and now Cronies with Billie Holliday, Marilyn Monroe, Marvin Gaye, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King (Jr.), Bob Marley, Nate Dogg, Johnny J (This Latino dude produced most of Pac's songs) et al...He must have probably met Our own Fela in a weed-smoking Joint up there in "Thugz Mansion"...

Tomorrow, the 13th day of September, 2013 will be the 17th anniversary of his metamorphosis...Exactly 17 years after Afeni Shakur, Pac's Mama, implored the Doctors at the Southern Nevada University Medical Centre, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA to unplug the Life support Machine; Involuntary euthanasia, Medicos call it!

Well, I opened this thread to create an avenue for Tupac Extremists like Me to pay tributes to the Rose that grew from a crack in the Wall, Makaveli, the Don Killuminati...Let's post our favourite Tupac Songs and Quotes. I know they're kinda many but can We post one for each, please!


I'm not a WriTER, neither am I a BloGGER but you can call Me a Tupac-Thug-Life-inspired Bard...so pardon My errors and grammatical blundERS...

THUG LIFE till I die...




- AJANAKU ti n Migbo kiji kiji...kiji...

Favourite Tupac Song:

Life goes on

Favourite Tupac Quote:

"...Let Me say this for the Records...I am not a Gangster, and never have been. I'm not the Thief who grabs your Purse. I'm not the Motherphuck£r who jacks your car. I'm not down with the People who steal and hurt Others...I'm just a Brother who fights back..."

- Tupac Shakur (June 16, 1971 – September 13, 1996)

Chima and I were returning from extramural classes late in the evening, when We met Chima's elder Brother, "Brother Kelechi", moody and teary-eyed sitting on a pavement close to the gate of that indelible House somewhere in Ikate, Surulere, Lagos...It was the 14th day of September, 1996. Chima's My Childhood, best friend, "Brother Kelechi", his elder brother was about 10 years older than Chima and I, teenage JSS 3 students...

"Brother Kelechi, why are you crying?", Chima asked soberly, obviously not oblivious of the pains on Brother Kelechi's face. "You won't understand", Brother Kelechi retorted in a very condescending tone. After further probing from Chima and Brother Kelechi wanting to be on his own and wallow in Solitudinous grief, he finally told Chima, "My Man, Tupac is dead"...Chima laughed at him mockingly, after which he responded "Tupac Ko, Threepac ni!" That was the first time I heard someone mention "Tupac"...Later in the Night on that very day, I came outside to play and Alas, I still saw Brother Kelechi on the same spot on that very pavement; He must have loved and revered Tupac!

I began listening to Tupac in 1997 when I was in SSS 1, thanks to Odinakachi and Wale, who were always rapping Tupac's and Biggie's and arguing a lot about who was better...Well, I haven't stopped listening to the Maestro. I believe his songs are timeless, just like Fela's...

I'm so into him; His songs, his Poetry, his writings and his books...He's more than a Mentor. My relationship with him transcends the physical realm. He's like what Jesus is to My church-crazy, Christian Mother...He's like a god to Me...

Ask 20 different persons who Tupac was and I'm sure you'd get 20 different Answers...A Rapper, an Actor, a song writer, a Poet, a Revolutionary, A Social Crusader, an Activist, a Philosopher, a Philantropist, An author, et al...After smoking 2 full wraps of pure weed, while listening to Tupac with My Hit-'em-up-lovin' Street-Hommie, Azike years back, I ploddingly asked him, "Mad Man, apart from say Tupac na Rapper, wetin you think say hin be again?"..."A thug Life Motherfuckin' Bastard!", he responded with a very wide grin! I actually loved his response as it was so on Point...

After reading Tupac's book of Poetry, "The rose that grew from Concrete", I gave it to Maria, a Colleague at the office, who's aware of My love for Tupac and seems to loathe Tupac and My admiration for him...She rebuffed, claiming She doesn't want her mind corrupted. I actually begged her with a promise to buy her Lunch that very day, after which she reluctantly accepted the book..."Tupac has his good sides ooo. He's actually a nice person but he loves Women a lot", Maria told Me, three days after she collected the book...

My Ex B!tch cried after listening to Tupac's "Dear Mama". She said she wished her Mum was alive to receive unbridled Love from her...To all you out there thinking Tupac was just a Gangster not to be taken serious, He was actually a lovin', down-to-earth Street boy who gave his heart to the Poor and down-trodden in the Society...I recommend you Guys to download songs from his Better Days (Volumes 1 and 2) albums. I also recommend songs like "Brenda's got a baby", "I ain't mad at cha", "Dear Mama", "Keep your head up"...and a lot more...

And to all you Tupac Adherents who expect him to come back sometimes in the future, hope not, Niggers!...I believe He's gone but He lives in Our Hearts while We listen to his eternally sacred songs. He was never scared of Death but of coming back into this cruel, unjust world reincarnated...I heartily believe He's in a better Place, the serenest of terrains - No Cops, No KKK, No Illuminati, No double-dealing B!tches, No snitchin', back-stabbing snaky Hommies...

I'm also sure he must have made up with Christopher Wallace...and now Cronies with Billie Holliday, Marilyn Monroe, Marvin Gaye, Malcom X, Martin Luther King (Jr.), Bob Marley, Nate Dogg, Johnny J (This Latino dude produced most of Pac's songs) et al...He must have probably met Our own Fela in a weed-smoking Joint up there in "Thugz Mansion"...

Tomorrow, the 13th day of September, 2013 will be the 17th anniversary of his metamorphosis...Exactly 17 years after Afeni Shakur, Pac's Mama, implored the Doctors at the Southern Nevada University Medical Centre, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA to unplug the Life support Machine; Involuntary euthanasia, Medicos call it!

Well, I opened this thread to create an avenue for Tupac Extremists like Me to pay tributes to the Rose that grew from a crack in the Wall, Makaveli, the Don Killuminati...Let's post our favourite Tupac Songs and Quotes. I know they're kinda many but can We post one for each, please!


I'm not a WriTER, neither am I a BloGGER but you can call Me a Tupac-Thug-Life-inspired Bard...so pardon My errors and grammatical blundERS...

THUG LIFE till I die...




- AJANAKU ti n Migbo kiji kiji...kiji...

Why on earth would any enlightened individual vote Ifeanyi Ubah when the likes of Ngige and Soludo would be contesting in the same election?

Ifeanyi Ubah is a Fraudster extraordinaire...He single-handedly defrauded the Government of Congo DR, under the late President Laurent Desire Kabila and used the Returns to establish Capital Oil and Gas Limited...He's a 419er who's presently indebted to Access bank, NNPC, Cosmas Maduka and others...

Anambra indigenes who would vote for him in the coming elections should not expect much in terms of infrastructural developments as Ubah would be utilizing State funds to set off his Debts...

I really think Ngige and Soludo are better Candidates!

Ifeanyi Ubah is not even worthy to be a LG Chairman in Anambra state...

And how does this affect the Inelasticity of the price of Condom?

Definitely Zenith Bank with their fair-skinned, beautiful Igbo girls...

Well, I'm often at their Adeniran Ogunsanya branch in Surulere, where one yellow-pawpaw, tall, fine Igbo girl handles their front desk and customer service...

I like sitting directly opposite this girl while I book a space on the queue. She's always wearing hot mini skirts...

Her sensual laps are always there for all to see, but I've never seen her Panties upon say I don try taya...I don bend head, spin eyes taya, all to no avail! I guess the laps meet at a very acute angle that gives no space for a direct view of her erogenous zone!

That girl fine die!

I've vowed never to "Cunnilingu$" a Female...but if she comes my way, I'd passionately do it; with Ulterior motives of course...

I could end up as the heir apparent to the Chairmanship of Dangote groups...or at least, the MD of Dangote Cements PLC...

Big Money on My Mind...

Vonwolf: I wonder how people talk about men of God and things of God with so much disrespect,don't just comment because you intend to amuse people and write irrelevant things, did d bible tell u that offerings and tithes should be lodged into any account? I'm not a member of the church but I was deeply moved by your scathing remarks,as u suggested what amount of tax do u tink can make him poor and make the body of christ flounder? Or has the tax collected by govt improve ur living condition? If u cannot respect him for who he is then respect him cos of God. NL has been flooded with kids.

...And you think your supposed "Men of God" are beyond Criticisms?

Even if a "God" exists, did he personally tell you that Oyedepo is his Man?

Do you even know what these "Men of God" do in their Closets? Do you know what and who they actually worship in their privacies?

And you call Me a Kid? I'd have loved to hurl insults at you, but I think you're a "Kid" and unworthy of even My vituperations!

Grow up!

idadaniel: @ Promhize, look again.
@mayowak, not your being being a church owner makes you wealthy, but your fearing God and walkin in His statutes/ walking in covenant. You hav to believe and embrace God's promises dat says all He has is yours.
guys pls save some of d talk 4 me. I will soon live in wealth dat'l make u talk.
Private jet ko bad. Flying mansion self if possible

Hey Man!

His being a Church Owner definitely made him wealthy...

How do you explain the Money used in establishing Covenant and Landmark Universities? Mind you, those Schools are owned by Oyedepo and not by the Church!

How do you explain the Money used in acquiring his fleet of Jets?

And you think the Tithes and offerings by his Church Members go to Jesus Christ's Zenith Bank account, Heaven Branch?

The Tax-free earnings of the church are the basis of His Wealth! I personally think Oyedepo is an astute Businessman!

My advise to the Nigeria Government which seeks Diversification from Revenue from Crude-oil Sales and a boost in its income base is to commence the taxation of Churches and all other religious institutions...They should be made to pay all forms of taxes from CIT to CGT to VAT...

"Pastor's Dress na hin dey fine pass...e hard for My People for them to buy soooaaaaap!

Pastors na heem dem give Respect pass...

And dem dey do bad bad bad bad bad things...

Through Jesus Christ Our Lord..."

-Abami Eda

gluv01: Awww...adorable . Where did he get the cute face from? coz it's surely not fom dad

He might have gotten it from the real Dad!


















DNA things...

Tingles: Shouldn't the rising debt profile of the pitiable state of osun be of concern to us? I still maintain that the Opon Imo cannot be a replacement for real books and it is one of the numerous white elephant projects of Governor. Misplaced priorities.

Awon Olote!

Show Me a State or Country that doesn't have debts and I'd prove to you that Beverly Osu is still a Virgin...

It's one thing for a Government to borrow Money in order to stash them in personal swiss bank accounts; It's an entirely different thing to borrow Money for developmental purposes and to impact in the lives of the ordinary Citizens...

The Latter prevails in Osun state...

Stop the hating!