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May Ogun bless the Waters of Lagos... May Osun and Obatala sanctify the Atlantic ocean... Eko...Ile ar'omisa legbe legbe... Lagos...Land of aquatic splendour! |
davidflo: anti, mi o kin bu obirin o, sugbon o da wipe ori yin o pe ni aaro yi o. abi e nse nkan osu lowo ni? e pele o...heheheheheSheer Disrespect! O da n pe oo l'eko! O ya were ni? Aunty Desola ni o n bu beyen! Oya, apologize, before I send My Abuja Guys after you! I have your description Man...David, early 20s, Abuja resident and your Pic on my desktop... |
Gombs: Aunty desola, frm my point of view, you are derailing this threadAnd why should we stick to English alone? Ologbon dori eja mu! |
Desola: Jonathan is a bastard! Tinubu is a confirmed bastard!Aunty Desola ti fi ake kori oooo! ...so unusual of her! |
Cool, thrilling read!...I'm sure Professor Dua would be shortlisted for a Nobel Prize in Physiology/Medicine this year or sometimes in the nearest future... , you're definitely one of the reasons I visit Nairaland...I always look forward to your posts and they never fail to add to My Knowledge base!...Eku ise! |
brownlord: My guy parkwell, if he house rent expire na na doctor one pay am? Or if he don graduate for 6 yrs, em no get job and e no get money to start bizness shebi na doctor go dey feed am? U must be a learnerNot at all! He's definitely not in your fabled, biblical "Hell fire"... He's in a better place!... No more pains, tribulation and depression... He's definitely at Peace right now, in a terrain where tranquility resides... |
Rest in Peace, young Nigger! There's a Heaven for a Gee! |
sheyie2007: na you disvirgin am for jss3?No! A friend of Mine actually deflowered her when She was in JSS 3, but I wouldn't want to mention names so as not to dent her fledgling musical career! I learnt she wept profusely after the hymen defloration! |
sheyie2007: Chei! This Chidimma girl don de phuck.. Well, god deyPerson wey dey don "disvirgin" since JSS 3!...Can't you notice the flaccidity of her br£asts and the slight bow legs? |
jennypinky: Pls is Nelson Mandela dead? Sme1 verify plsAwon Iya Aje ti wole! Aje ke l'ana, Omo ku l'eni... |
dare2think: [size=20pt]Technically, women control Nigeria.[/size]Never underestimate the Power of that region where their thighs meet! As smelly and disgusting as it is, it inexplicably wields a lot of Power! |
konn: if it is a man caught they will say men are polygamous in nature but when it comes to a woman it becomes news but d woman no try sha she for no do am for her matrimonial bedIt's been like that since the beginning of days and will definitely remain like that until the end of time... Providence fashioned it in that manner! Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, David , Solomom, Jesus, Mohammed et al, all penetrated multiple holes... Are you a female? |
Awon Yoruba bowo, won powe, won ni...Eyinkunle ni Ota wa, inu ile ni aseni n gbe! That Man Mubashiru Abiola is a big Shame! He epitomizes the words "Avarice" and "Atenuje"...I keep wondering why he should be Pals with Babangida of all People! Such is Life! Iriri Aiye! Ile Aiye, ile asan! |
Magna cum-laude from Harvard...Ph.D from MIT...World bank Vice President and Corporate Secretary...Ki lo tun ku?...What a feat! Besides, She's a beautiful, proudly-African Woman! I like her Visage and puff-puff cheeks! Abeg, She too much! |
[quote author=madam_oringo]Knock it off! You are a tribalist and you know why you would rather not consider June 12 Democracy day! It screams everything about the icon of that struggle, Chief M.K.O Abiola, a Yorubaman, Aare Ona Kakanfo! Recognizing such a day goes completely against the propagandist narrative that your tribe, the ibos, are special or better than every other part of Nigeria! Chief Abiola chose rather to return to Nigeria and resolutely defend a mandate given by the people to the end, this is something any Ibo man will NEVER do or has ever done! This is why you'd rather not have or mention June 12 and Democracy day in the same sentence! It doesn't matter anyway! For most right thinking people with a mind for equity, justice and egalitarianism, they will recognize that June 12 and Chief Abiola are iconic, and though they may be upset that Yoruba Military Generals and Commanders stopped anything called biafra and the strongest ibo man ever known Ojukwu fled cross-dressed as a pussi-sissy for over a decade (13 years), Chief Abiola deserves A LOT OF credit and recognition for paying the supreme price and sacrificing himself for the struggle! I bet you were a little kid or unborn in those dark days for then, you would have an idea of how a society could be oppressed under tyrannical leadership! If you live in the South West of the Yoruba, a people who were already in civilization during the medieval times, a confident, measured and proudly proud of their ancestral heritage, the sacrifice of their fathers, a sophisticated, astute and militarily superior people, you will have to observe our holidays! If you don't like it, go back to whatever backwater burg you sprang from![/quote]Most people aren't even aware that this Philanthropist called Abiola had a First class honours degree in Accountancy from the University of Glasgow, Scotland; a distinction from the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Scotland...He was also a Member of My institute, the number one professional body in Nigeria; the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria (ICAN)... He was indeed an Omowe! |
Afam4eva: Where has he being? I've not heard anything from him recently.*Genocide* |
Eleponblue: Haaaaa!!!! You are a goat!!!Iyalaya e ni Oniranu! Baba e ni goat! |
[quote author=AB$I]Dear nairalanders i need help urgently. I have not farted for over 2 months. Is it normal and is there a drug i can use to start farting again? Im serious[/quote]I recommend you start eating beans, akara, egg and moi moi in large amounts! |
toluxa1: Emi eni keji laatiEmi ni eni keji lati ladi! Oluwa seun! |
...keep representing, girl! Aseyori e a gbabi re oo! |
While Ebuka, a friend of mine was sucking his B!tch's Pu$$sy with his eyes closed in supposed ecstasy, she started her menstruation...a few pints of blood dropped in his mouth...thinking it was her vag!nal fluids, the id!ot continued licking...only for him to open his eyes to see the malodorous blood... My Guy tell me say hin vex whozz the B!tch hot slap for not informing him of the impending bloody spillage! ...I've never tried that sh!!t but I think I'd do with all pleasure if it's Omowunmi Akinnifesi or Dangote's first daughter! |
Marthakings: Awww... Too bad.... RIP... I will NEVER be in ur condition... Neither will my familyWho's this brainless b!tch? |
Afam4eva: Like i said in another thread a few months back, this initiative is very expensive especially for a state like Osun that is not oil driven. It's sustenance is what worries me. There are better ways to give students access to whatever learning curve that's not so expensive. Let's take it one step at a time.This is the apogee of "bad-belleism"! Why castigate such a laudable project? If e pain you too much, I'm sure there's a PHCN transformer in your Neighbourhood...Show it some love!...just a few hugs! |
...proudly Ijesha! Can someone please advise Ogbeni to reverse Osun's slogan back to "The State of the Living Spring"? |
babyosisi: Well ,the gods have already probed OBJ and his family for generations to comeVery dry joke! Well, to buttress your point and to enable an effective comparative analysis, may be you should have also uploaded a Picture of your Father and you, or your Father and one of your Sisters or something... Besides, I'm sure that fat Obasanjo's daughter will be very capable of employing your Father as her Butler, even if he has a Ph.D in Quantum Mechanics... Money talks! Money rules... Keep hating! Okay? |
