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PoliticsRe: Construction Of Seaport, Airport Begins At Lekki by ajanaku2(m): 7:36am On Jul 03, 2013
May Ogun bless the Waters of Lagos...

May Osun and Obatala sanctify the Atlantic ocean...

Eko...Ile ar'omisa legbe legbe...

Lagos...Land of aquatic splendour!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Daughter Officially Installed As Traders’ Leader By The Oba Of Lagos by ajanaku2(m): 10:14am On Jun 28, 2013
davidflo: anti, mi o kin bu obirin o, sugbon o da wipe ori yin o pe ni aaro yi o. abi e nse nkan osu lowo ni? e pele o...hehehehehe
Sheer Disrespect!

O da n pe oo l'eko! O ya were ni? Aunty Desola ni o n bu beyen!

Oya, apologize, before I send My Abuja Guys after you!

I have your description Man...David, early 20s, Abuja resident and your Pic on my desktop...
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Daughter Officially Installed As Traders’ Leader By The Oba Of Lagos by ajanaku2(m): 9:58am On Jun 28, 2013
Gombs: Aunty desola, frm my point of view, you are derailing this thread

And pls, cn we stick to english alone plz!!

Tnx in anticipation for understanding
And why should we stick to English alone?

Ologbon dori eja mu!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Daughter Officially Installed As Traders’ Leader By The Oba Of Lagos by ajanaku2(m): 9:39am On Jun 28, 2013
Desola: Jonathan is a bastard! Tinubu is a confirmed bastard!

They are all BAstards! Soon enough, Nigeria would deal with these bastards!

The people would have the last laugh.
Aunty Desola ti fi ake kori oooo!

...so unusual of her!
HealthRe: Dua's Layer : New Layer Discovered In The Cornea by ajanaku2(m): 7:45pm On Jun 21, 2013
Cool, thrilling read!...I'm sure Professor Dua would be shortlisted for a Nobel Prize in Physiology/Medicine this year or sometimes in the nearest future...

, you're definitely one of the reasons I visit Nairaland...I always look forward to your posts and they never fail to add to My Knowledge base!...Eku ise!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Commits Suicide In Onitsha.(pictures) by ajanaku2(m): 6:23pm On Jun 19, 2013
brownlord: My guy parkwell, if he house rent expire na na doctor one pay am? Or if he don graduate for 6 yrs, em no get job and e no get money to start bizness shebi na doctor go dey feed am? U must be a learner

@topic, but sha u no try, wetin go warrant make u take kpeme ur own life na, for this life wen sweet like jollof rice, chai i rather kill myself than go commot suicide "PEJ"

Anyway, ur 3 bed room dey wait for u for hell fire. I nor knw wetin to wish, if na RIP i go talk or na sware i go sware for that spirit wen entire ur head, wen make u tink am

Anyway, oluwa go observe ur spirit, and protect the people wey u leave for hear, in portugal aluta continua
Not at all! He's definitely not in your fabled, biblical "Hell fire"...

He's in a better place!...

No more pains, tribulation and depression...

He's definitely at Peace right now, in a terrain where tranquility resides...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Commits Suicide In Onitsha.(pictures) by ajanaku2(m): 6:07pm On Jun 19, 2013
Rest in Peace, young Nigger!

There's a Heaven for a Gee!
CelebritiesRe: Tonto & Others At Soundcity's Nokia Lumia Beat Party by ajanaku2(m): 10:43am On Jun 19, 2013
sheyie2007: na you disvirgin am for jss3?
No! A friend of Mine actually deflowered her when She was in JSS 3, but I wouldn't want to mention names so as not to dent her fledgling musical career!

I learnt she wept profusely after the hymen defloration!
CelebritiesRe: Tonto & Others At Soundcity's Nokia Lumia Beat Party by ajanaku2(m): 8:06am On Jun 19, 2013
sheyie2007: Chei! This Chidimma girl don de phuck.. Well, god dey huh
Person wey dey don "disvirgin" since JSS 3!...Can't you notice the flaccidity of her br£asts and the slight bow legs?
PoliticsRe: Igbos Were The Biggest Casualties Of June-12 Election Annulment by ajanaku2(m): 4:21pm On Jun 14, 2013
jennypinky: Pls is Nelson Mandela dead? Sme1 verify pls
Awon Iya Aje ti wole!

Aje ke l'ana, Omo ku l'eni...
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Politicians More Interested In Women - Utomi by ajanaku2(m): 3:05pm On Jun 14, 2013
dare2think: [size=20pt]Technically, women control Nigeria.[/size]


Women rights are unnecessary.
Never underestimate the Power of that region where their thighs meet!

As smelly and disgusting as it is, it inexplicably wields a lot of Power!
FamilyRe: Man Catches Wife Committing Adultery In Jos by ajanaku2(m): 2:47pm On Jun 14, 2013
konn: if it is a man caught they will say men are polygamous in nature but when it comes to a woman it becomes news but d woman no try sha she for no do am for her matrimonial bed
It's been like that since the beginning of days and will definitely remain like that until the end of time...

Providence fashioned it in that manner!

Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, David , Solomom, Jesus, Mohammed et al, all penetrated multiple holes...

Are you a female?
PoliticsRe: IBB Has Been Our Pillar Of Support - Abiola's Family! by ajanaku2(m): 12:21pm On Jun 13, 2013
Awon Yoruba bowo, won powe, won ni...Eyinkunle ni Ota wa, inu ile ni aseni n gbe!

That Man Mubashiru Abiola is a big Shame! He epitomizes the words "Avarice" and "Atenuje"...I keep wondering why he should be Pals with Babangida of all People!

Such is Life! Iriri Aiye!

Ile Aiye, ile asan!
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Is 59 Years Old Today by ajanaku2(m): 11:40am On Jun 13, 2013
Magna cum-laude from Harvard...Ph.D from MIT...World bank Vice President and Corporate Secretary...Ki lo tun ku?...What a feat!

Besides, She's a beautiful, proudly-African Woman! I like her Visage and puff-puff cheeks!

Abeg, She too much!
PoliticsRe: Soyinka - June 12 Is Democracy Day, May 29 Is Fake by ajanaku2(m): 7:33pm On Jun 11, 2013
[quote author=madam_oringo]Knock it off! You are a tribalist and you know why you would rather not consider June 12 Democracy day! It screams everything about the icon of that struggle, Chief M.K.O Abiola, a Yorubaman, Aare Ona Kakanfo! Recognizing such a day goes completely against the propagandist narrative that your tribe, the ibos, are special or better than every other part of Nigeria! Chief Abiola chose rather to return to Nigeria and resolutely defend a mandate given by the people to the end, this is something any Ibo man will NEVER do or has ever done! This is why you'd rather not have or mention June 12 and Democracy day in the same sentence! It doesn't matter anyway! For most right thinking people with a mind for equity, justice and egalitarianism, they will recognize that June 12 and Chief Abiola are iconic, and though they may be upset that Yoruba Military Generals and Commanders stopped anything called biafra and the strongest ibo man ever known Ojukwu fled cross-dressed as a pussi-sissy for over a decade (13 years), Chief Abiola deserves A LOT OF credit and recognition for paying the supreme price and sacrificing himself for the struggle! I bet you were a little kid or unborn in those dark days for then, you would have an idea of how a society could be oppressed under tyrannical leadership!

If you live in the South West of the Yoruba, a people who were already in civilization during the medieval times, a confident, measured and proudly proud of their ancestral heritage, the sacrifice of their fathers, a sophisticated, astute and militarily superior people, you will have to observe our holidays! grin grin If you don't like it, go back to whatever backwater burg you sprang from![/quote]Most people aren't even aware that this Philanthropist called Abiola had a First class honours degree in Accountancy from the University of Glasgow, Scotland; a distinction from the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Scotland...

He was also a Member of My institute, the number one professional body in Nigeria; the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria (ICAN)...

He was indeed an Omowe!
CelebritiesRe: Obiora Obiwon's Birthday Is Today by ajanaku2(m): 7:05am On Jun 10, 2013
Afam4eva: Where has he being? I've not heard anything from him recently.
*Genocide*
TV/MoviesRe: LK4 And Koketso Evicted From Big Brother Africa by ajanaku2(m): 6:57am On Jun 10, 2013
Eleponblue: Haaaaa!!!! You are a goat!!! angry angry angry grin.my brother don't mind the oniranu.pls go on lots of fruits if it persists then see a doctor asap
Iyalaya e ni Oniranu! Baba e ni goat!
TV/MoviesRe: LK4 And Koketso Evicted From Big Brother Africa by ajanaku2(m): 10:38pm On Jun 09, 2013
[quote author=AB$I]Dear nairalanders i need help urgently. I have not farted for over 2 months. Is it normal and is there a drug i can use to start farting again? Im serious[/quote]I recommend you start eating beans, akara, egg and moi moi in large amounts!
Music/RadioRe: Tiwa Savage - Olorun Mi [audio + Video Download] by ajanaku2(m): 7:17am On Jun 05, 2013
toluxa1: Emi eni keji laati comment! Oluwa seun.
Emi ni eni keji lati ladi! Oluwa seun!
EducationRe: Babcock’s Best Graduating Student Has Never Kissed A Man by ajanaku2(m): 6:36pm On Jun 04, 2013
...keep representing, girl!

Aseyori e a gbabi re oo!
HealthRe: Michael Douglas Blames MouthAction For Throat Cancer by ajanaku2(m): 7:28pm On Jun 03, 2013
While Ebuka, a friend of mine was sucking his B!tch's Pu$$sy with his eyes closed in supposed ecstasy, she started her menstruation...a few pints of blood dropped in his mouth...thinking it was her vag!nal fluids, the id!ot continued licking...only for him to open his eyes to see the malodorous blood...

My Guy tell me say hin vex whozz the B!tch hot slap for not informing him of the impending bloody spillage!

...I've never tried that sh!!t but I think I'd do with all pleasure if it's Omowunmi Akinnifesi or Dangote's first daughter!
PoliticsRe: Dana Victims' Families Pay Respect To Their Loved Ones by ajanaku2(m): 7:15pm On Jun 03, 2013
Marthakings: Awww... Too bad.... RIP... I will NEVER be in ur condition... Neither will my family
Who's this brainless b!tch?
PoliticsRe: Opon Imo Launched By Osun Today by ajanaku2(m): 9:24am On Jun 03, 2013
Afam4eva: Like i said in another thread a few months back, this initiative is very expensive especially for a state like Osun that is not oil driven. It's sustenance is what worries me. There are better ways to give students access to whatever learning curve that's not so expensive. Let's take it one step at a time.

But one thing i like most about Aregbesola is his nack for making his governance an Africanist one. These are the kind of people we need as leaders in Africa as their leadership has that African feel to it.
This is the apogee of "bad-belleism"!

Why castigate such a laudable project?

If e pain you too much, I'm sure there's a PHCN transformer in your Neighbourhood...Show it some love!...just a few hugs!
PoliticsRe: Opon Imo Launched By Osun Today by ajanaku2(m): 9:17am On Jun 03, 2013
...proudly Ijesha!

Can someone please advise Ogbeni to reverse Osun's slogan back to "The State of the Living Spring"?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Has No Intention To Probe Obasanjo by ajanaku2(m): 8:57am On Jun 02, 2013
babyosisi: Well ,the gods have already probed OBJ and his family for generations to come
When OBJ and daughter look like this,what further probing does he need? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin
Ozodimgba and daughters
Very dry joke!

Well, to buttress your point and to enable an effective comparative analysis, may be you should have also uploaded a Picture of your Father and you, or your Father and one of your Sisters or something...

Besides, I'm sure that fat Obasanjo's daughter will be very capable of employing your Father as her Butler, even if he has a Ph.D in Quantum Mechanics...

Money talks! Money rules...

Keep hating! Okay?

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