₦airaland Forum

Jediel1:
Abeg tutors in d ouse wetin b majeure

An.act or forces beyond your power that makes you give up and unable to continue to execute a contract....it is often an act of God or force of nature you have no control over..like earthquake, mansoon, typhoon and so on..
But in case of ND..it is militancy...

kossyablaze:
I concur with the death sentence buh Ritualists should be added too

Ritualists are murderers and murder is already on our penal code: DEATH PENALTY..

I can only celebrate 90 minutes daily...

God punish PHCN...

The sad thing about APC is that they dont even know how to LIE properly...

This is their most pathetic and funniest lie ever.....

l am so embarrassed to watch Fashola, the first APC guy l respect and my former state governor sounding incoherent, detached, confused, defensive and cornered....

Stephen effortlessly made him look ineffective, clueless and incompetent...

Abeg l should reduce the time l spend on TELEMUNDO, TELEVISTA, ZEE WORLD jare...

This lady remains the most beautiful ex queen Nigeria ever produced even till date..

She doesnt even make any serious effort to be beautiful unlike the contemporary beauty qeens with so much effort put in place to look good.

Mrs Ojukwu will still make any beauty queen in Nigeria green with envy even at her age...

The next best ex queen is Ms.Nike Oshinowo..that lady too is one beautiful lady...


As for the contemporary ones, l siddon look..

kindworld:
First of all FTC

Back to the issue at hand, God's Kingdom is the real hope for mankind ills!

Not human governments, they'll soon be destroyed because they have failed us
Can't wait for (Daniel 2:44) to have it's fulfillment, only then will man enjoy a satisfying and perfect government!
I am among those who will rather keep praying for God's Kingdom to come. (Matthew 6:10)

Best comment ever....jw apparently..

TheFreeOne:
Oro Gambari yen bi to aja tio ba ma sonu ni, kii gbo fere olode..

Awon ti o nlu ilu maa jo lo a nwo eyin re maa to pada lehin e.

Shebi ti won ba re eni ba won jo niyen nigbati won ba nlu ilu arindin?

Firefire:



Ose ni la nu wipe, Opolopo afani la un so nu nitori wipe a o le fi ohun gbogbo sinu adura.

Iba je pe won gbadura dada, won i ba mo ipe, ko si afani Kankan lara Fulani ati Gambari.

Olohun ma je ki se eru aiye.

Ki Eledua gba wa lo wo ijoba AMUNISIN to wa lo de yin.

Won kii fi eleyi wassu fun eeyan mo..

Aditi ati afoju gan mo pe asise gbaa ni Gambari ajegoro yii

Olorun a ko awa tie yo ninu gudugbe to fe jabo yii..

RichYoungNigga:
Ngenekwenu

Zombies will avoid this thread

Ipob yoots don sack your uncle

I swear you no be better person..

Chai...the meme got me ROTFL

Firefire:
We warned Nigerians against this wicked party and you guys refused to listen.


Now see the level of impunity, economic hardship and suffering the citizens are passing through.

Too late now, enjoy your meal.

Bon appétit.

Won o tii mo ewa l'ounje ajesun

Won to maa mo pe eran yiiyii lo nje namo..

aresssa:
While you are sitting here asking us to keep begging and paying ransom money to terrorists while they blow up our infrastructures and decay the environment, this is what Fashoola is doing and it's more than what PDP did in 16 wasted and incompetent years..


You see the red highlight, it means we don't need gas and your terrorists can not blow up the sun.


We know the ND game and we've played that destructive game for too long so they can keep blowing up their land and flood their waterways and villages with dirty crude, they'll reap what they are sowing..

l hear you....l was expecting an insult and preparing mine...as usual...

since none came...l should be bedding now...hubby calls..

Even BRF will be cuddling with aunty Bimbo now...so do thesame

Leave e-warrioring for tonight..tomorrow is another day..

GOODLUCK to BRF...

aresssa:
You mean you did not do that for 16 PDP years even though they budgeted and looted $20 billion power funds?

Under Fashola, 12 power plants are going up

Under Fashola, 4000MW Mambilla power plant the PDP abandoned is back on track under Fashola

Ibadan express and all the FG projects PDP neglected and abandoned because they budgeted money for projects, looted the funds and refused to pay the contractors, but under Fashola, contractors are back on the job because they are getting paid.


Fashola did more in less than 2 years than 16 years if PDP..

l am not complaining ..l am used to it all thanks to PDP and its copyrighted corruption... but your messiah promised change...thats the difference.... a change l havent seen despite so much hot air and noise...

E jo maa tan ara yin...

E doko dele danimo lojo kan...

aresssa:
Obviously, I did not say that and even going by your argument, our woes started less than 2 years ago under PMB?

You've established the reason why we did not have stable electricity today and it's because of Fashola's ineptitude, so I just want to know why we did not have stable electricity for 16 PDP years. What was the reason.?

PDP had an excuse.....corruption perpetrated by itself...vandalism..... which your oarty failed to condemn but verocious about now...

What is APC excuse....at least we hear ' the messiah' is 'fighting' corruption....hence we expect a slight improvementnot miracle....

Afterall we were made to believe it doesnt take a degree in rocket scince to fix our unstable electricity...ln six months...l need not remind you who assured us of that...

aresssa:
Lastly, Fashola's ineptitude dealing with terrorist is the reason why we don't have stable electricity?


So, what was the reason why we didn't have electricity for 16 long PDP years? Who's ineptitude was that?

And Nigeria's woes started exactly 16 years ago under PDP....

Yeah...sure....

aresssa:
He's done way more in less than 1 year than the ones before him many times over..

with me typing with generator that has been on since 7 pm and l was told by my neighbirs that light was on for 45 minutes..long enough to use the pumping machine... and that is our ration for the day...expectedly l will be required to pay 10k at the end of the month.. right in the heart of lagos...

lyen naa nice


Bo shey daa niyen..

aresssa:
Please explain to us what Fashola should have done or what he's not doing to improve power situation in Nigeria.

A meaningful dialogue with miltants for a start...asurance of their interest.... clean up their enviroment...give them a real sense of belonging in their wealth... stop alienating them in the policy affecting them...among others...

Firefire:
All the yeye fowls don take cover, awon olori gbeske.

see as the guy pick race comot leave others to fight the fight...chai...their lord na proper fall hander...

obailala:
Fashola isn't the one blowing up gas pipelines.

But you didnt condemn gas pipeline vandalisation during the previous administration..

BRF castigated the former administration for its inability to provide stable electricity despite APC sponsored pipeline vandalism... yet he left almost 5000 megawatt...

Now you blame vandals for thesame fashola ineptitude...

Excellent....

APCsupporter:
Good morning everyone. I have a little money that I really want to invest. After thinking for so long, I have decided to build my own church because I also want to have my own private jet and Range Rover. I will be the pastor.


As a pastor, how do I make my members to believe EVERYTHING that I tell them whether it makes sense or not? Like what do I need to do to make them believe that I can help an amputee to grow a new limb?

How much does it cost to hire people who will be giving testimonials to the church members?

I also intend to make my own version of the bible. How do I go about it?

For the first time, members are not to pay tithe. They are to pay trithe I.e, 30% of their monthly income.

Do I need to poor chemicals on my water to make them believe that it is holy?

How much does it cost to hire people who would vibrate while I cast out demons off them? Alternatively, how much do I need to hire people who would pretend to be deaf so that I would "heal" them?



Thank you for your anticipated answer.

Dude...so you have abandoned politics section and hiding here in religion and computer section...

We hardly hear your voracious and loud voices and support for sai baba as you used to do and l notice your last post in politic section was April first with your prank post.... what has happened?

Firefire abi na only me notice...

APCSUPPORTER OVER....

madridguy:
I'm with BUHARI till final whistle.

Ebi o ti pa imale ni ko je elede....

Milonis:
No bro, you didn't type this, did you?

He is a full scale wailer now courtesy of hardship...

So fellow citizens especially those with testosterone , never complain when your wife, girlfriend, mistress or concubine pads her butt or boobss.

It has just been proven to have legislative backing as entrenched in the sovereign Nigerian constitution...

Lobatan..

Everybody becoming singing wailer everyday....

Sooner then expected, the battle wont be between APC and PDP but between the masses and the politicians...

lts just a matter of time.....

wastedsperm:
Even if a dollar changes for 1000 naira and a cup of rice becomes 500 naira, we will always support buhari's war against corruption.

CONSOLATION 101....

Now this is the second APC guy l respect..

He is really rolling up the sleeve of his shirts and working these days..

l even saw that pedestrians have started using Anthony oke bridge along Gbagada expressway even before its completion...

Kudos to the orobo onikun nla gomina...

But oga Ambode: no kill person with tax and levies na....

JimiOgunlola:
Go school you no gree. See head!

IYALAYA SOMEBORRY...

WAILERS TI TAKE OVER....

FreeSpirited:
but baba Anjola has not caught you all these while now

I will relay your message to him when he returns from work..

FreeSpirited:
Yea ...come and whack my Joystick.

See? you accused womenfolk of being vain about their looks, boobbs and backside..

Now, see men? all about their joystick,....

Anyway, that is how it has always been from Adam.. till thy kingdom come..

FreeGlobe:
this one is still abusing GEJ with empty stomach.. smh

Leave am..he never know the market him buy...

FreeSpirited:
If i catch u ehn.......that place will suffer....am sure u know the place.

Now that got me ROTFL...wait for Baba Anjola to catch you..