₦airaland Forum

jhydebaba: "He who kill by the sword must surely die by the sword" You can't entrust your sister in the hands of your best friend, why? because you know what you guys have done to other people's sisters. Well, its too late to cry foul, I'm sure he is bleeping your sister, little wonder your sister never reported him to you. What is left for you now is to go as fast as your legs can carry you to your friends house and reciprocate the gesture. Bleep his sister(s), brother(s), anything at sight.
Have a good day.

And bleep the brothers join! LMFAO!!

made in nigeria: u no knw say majority of this police officers no dey take care of their children?na born and neglect dem dey do

True! They have many children through different mothers and those children are then neglected. For an average Nigerian policeman,a transfer equals a new wife...

O.p cos you wan preach u com dey lie abi?? Abi how person fit explain this superstory now?? God is watching you o...

You said you were sick abi?? You were just delirious due to your sickness...

lumeneng22: If you died bcs of your sturboness, ignorance or carelessnes nko? Black man sef, nawa. Anyway bbc news says the cosmic rays will enta in2 planet earth on 29t frm 12 midnite to 3.30am and cud be dangerous to phones if switch on. The wise man hears and get wiser.

Not yesterday again abi?? Na your papa house e go enter!!

Solozzo: The cosmic ray hoax not withstanding, it is a good habit to switch off your phone at night, if not expecting a call. This practice prolongs life of your battery and phone and reduces pressure on the service providers. Saves you electricity bills too!

I disagree! What if somebody needs you that time and needs to call like emergencies...

Switch off my phone?? Nope... I am educated not only because of finding a good job but also 'cos of situations like this...

SlyIg: If we were to take everything about this country so serious,that means most of us would have high blood pressure. Its better we take things so light and free ridiculously.

Abi o...

Cosmic ray ko, muka ray ni!! Abi comic ray! Nigerians abuse every opportunity!! Smh...

Shrekman and Robin!? That's scary!!

Akby: It was once said that Arsenal without RVP is RIP but i tell u if the guy leaves, nothing much will happen. Fine he was fantastic last season bt check out his Euro's form, since then how many games as he played? With the combination of Giroud, Carzola, Podolski and Sahin in view, Arsenal are team to beat this season. Podolski and Carzola top strikes while u have Giroud playing attacking midfield with Walcott and Chambalien doing the flanks job. Arsenal for life!!!!

Are you sure you watch football?? If you do, stop you are just wasting your time...

For the love of all(fans of rival clubs especially), hope(pray) his injuries return...

What is the meaning of Biafra?? if nigeria is niger area...

For me, the best reality t.v show in Nigeria...

Kaleni: Why is it some pples are always seconded any idea on dis NL,if u dont hav anytin to contribute,y can't u just fold ur arm nd read whatever u want to read nd log out. Mogbomoya@nigeriaenterprises.
As for d topic i dont giv a damn, kudos to who can just write his name abi wetin concern us wit grammar as far as what we are communicating is understand by second party.....

Oh my gawd!! You are joking right??

freecocoa: Him talk say una too dey cuss person for here because of small mistake in the grammatical aspect,say e no good instead make una correct the person with love because why?no be we papa dem get english but people here dey do like say dem sabi spoke English pass queen Eliza sef,say the thing dey make am para wella.

Something like that,i no read pass 3 lines

LMFAO!! There are some very crayy people here walahi!!

Quit the relationship nah!! Wetin u fit do again? See question oooooo...

Basildon1: We cant advice you until we also see the pictures.

So, you have nothing to say to the o.p but this? I know you opened this thread hoping to see some pix but you've been disappointed abi? Sorry ehhnnn...

Dawdy: as far as Islam is concerned, Any one who commits suicide of any kind will go to Hell. So they wouldn't have been inspired by Islam to train children how to become suicide bombers.

Maybe there's a difference between suicide and jihad...

Naija police I hail thee,una dey arrest cow?? Shey evidence?? or u wan collect statement from cow??
On a more serious note,the aboki talk say him people don dey come south west shey that one no be another wahala??

See the good deeds he mentioned lol... he even forgot to mention boko haram fool!!

LMFAO!! See the distance between the guy and the cheetah, black mamba indeed...

When will Nigeria host the olympic games?
When will wizkid grow up?
When will you quit lying that you've got natural waves?
And lastly when will moderators start doing their job?

Attack lion ko snoop lion ni!! Idiota!!

And don't ever make the mistake of using a slow beat. The must be fast with a lot pangolos sounding underneath.
Your song must be the one drunk people can dance to in clubs...

Ok we don hear but restore this wey phcn just take nah...

Oscar boy, no follow anybody enter plane o just dey go cobhams jejely...

Dotman01: I just want brazil to win. At least i av a boy there. lol

Oscar toh bedt!!!

The match should be 3pm I think...

Jakumo: A good lawyer will establish that the motorist ran over that individual either out of fear that the road-block had been set up by robbers, as a result of mechanical failure in the speeding vehicle's brakes and or steering, or due to instinctual evasive driving caused by the sudden appearance of an unexpected road-block erected at an unsafe location.

Future Nigerian President Fashola must, in his capacity as Lagos State governor, emulate other industrialized nations of the Western world by assigning all traffic law enforcement duties to municipal officers whose duties are limited to the issuance of traffic citations payable in the court of jurisdiction applicable to the location where the offence was alleged to have occurred.

Every legally registered vehicle that plies Nigerian roads is owned by an individual or corporation of KNOWN identity and street address. Within all cities, parking violation notice tickets can be taped to the front windows of short-term parking offenders, while the tow-truck removal of abandoned vehicles should be a matter of routine, in the interests of public safety. Nigeria is a tense enough country as it is without Lagos motorists having to also contend with the possibility being targeted for extortion and vehicle impoundment over often imaginary offences.

What should NOT occur, in any metropolis that hopes to retain civil order on the streets, is for groups of hungry-looking “officials” to loiter in ambush for motorists in the exact same way as do car-jacking bandits, poised to wrestle doors open and leap un-invited into the cars of unsuspecting road-users who then face an array of equally unpleasant options ranging from being forced to head towards “the office” for vehicle impound, to laboriously negotiating bribes demanded for leniency, to getting in fist-fights and trying to kick the uninvited hitchhikers out the car door so as to flee the scene.

Governor Fashola, PLEASE disband that gang of extortionists and road-side banditos, known in Lagos Nigeria as LASTMA, (which stands for : Lay Ambush, Stalk, Trap, Manhandle and Aggravate). Remove those disruptive LASTMA chimpanzees from the streets of Lagos, and re-engage them as municipal sewage disposal engineers for the city, since their services would be better appreciated there by all who have ever encountered them. Reckless driving pursuits are the job of the POLICE. All other traffic offenses must be handled in a way that does not violate the right of citizens to freedom of movement and due process of law for those accused of traffic offences.

Sewage disposal engineers?? LMFAO!!!

OYINBOGOJU: Let nobody go against the law

very simple

Abi o...