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THey dug a hole in the sand where she hid her legs and cow legs was used to disguise..
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Be wise.
Think with ur head not ur emotions
If in the course of a journey, you commit a mistake, let say you carried an unnecessary extra luggage.
This unwanted luggage Will hinder your journey, slow u down, make u miserable, frustrate you, cause rejection, tamper with ur future as u dont have enough resources to care for yourself talkless of an additional mouth and big responsibility,
Remember you're alone.
Is it not wise to suspend the unnecessary extra luggage and focus on urself until when u are ready and capable ?
Think with ur head not ur emotions. .
I'm not saying u should do anything o
But wisdom is profitable to direct..
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Sorry for earlier error, I'm using a botton phone, I lost my phone earlier.
Op seff u suppose bless me with smartphone

With The majority of aspirants (especially from the Southern region ) who stepped down for Ahmed bola Tinubu..

The tursle is now between Vp Osinbajo and Tinubu.

These two aspirants are from the same region (SW) and if one do not step down for the other then I'm afraid the southern votes will be divided among themselves .

If this happens, any northern candidate if united (yahaya bellow + Ahmad Lawan ) might over take the ticket without stress.
bearing in mind that the northern vote is a majority that is population wise.

At the end, APC and PdP (the two major parties) will be contesting with northern candidates, hence retaining power in the north again after 8 failed years of northern incompetence.
The problem of the South is the South (SW,SE,SS)
It is left for Tinubu and vp Osinbajo, to decide the fate of the south.

End time...

Life of fellow humans no longer mean anything to this demonic generation. .
Because the mind has been corrupted with negativity and violence portrayed as normal in western culture (Hollywood movies).
Now people now take gun to the street and open fire on just anyone,
What can one expect from generation that spends quality time on voilent video games and movies.
May God have mercies on his children. ..

Pls, let God touch your heart for me, bless me with a smartphone to carry out my business as mine is gone and the source of my daily bread is threatened ..
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Thanks.

I ddon't understand. ..
on May 22
The Lord showed him a premonition or a vision about the attack, according to him, we should pray for ondo state.
So it is either he didn't pray against it because supposing he did, it wouldn't have come to pass sadly..
Or if prayers couldn't have foil the attack then why ask the people to pray ?..
Okay I get, iindividuals should have prayed for themselves so that when the attack comes they would be excempted

When someone is addicted to a certain lifestyle, it very difficult to change..
If he like make e born prophet for house, he still won't change.
He wasn't prepared mentally and psychologically to be a father, whole thing took him unawares so he can't just switch to a good daddy lifestyle.
And the baby mama is just naive and gullible. She can't change him,
He would rather be the one changing her and the baby to chronic smokers and it will b a rugged family. .
Just remember them in ur Ernest prayers, may God help us,Amen

Sometimes, names we call ourselves attract likes energy. ..
I remember teasing last year at home when the bbn just began, that "this whitemoney fit come win all the money"..

The manner Burna boy dey cry in public these days, I don't understand. .
thought burna is a hard man abi him dey try win our heart (sympathy)

Jesus Christ is not a messenger of God..
He is the message from God..
Omo, too deep..

From these comments...
I shock say una plenty for nairaland wey dey in love o..
With the manner our redpillers male and the the other gender be firing each other..
With the manner of break up news and divorce cases..
With the manner of uncountable scenarios inspiring trust issues in couples..
With the manner of marriage is scam theory that me seff have personally digested and belleful..
Yet,millions of nairalamders are SIMPly in love because love is of man's nature..
Even evil and wicked men have those they love.. The day you stop loving is the day you die

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Billing of the other gender.. (

Entitled mentality..

Turning her own children from their fathers ( just because she has a misunderstanding with the husband)

Poor parenting style... (A Commando parenting system)

Unwillingness to take responsibilities because they believe that men came to this world to die for their pvna...

Coconut oil no full that container o..
Who noticed that Every content of products in Nigeria are diminishing in quantity.. But the prices are hiked..
Today I got sachet beverages for tea this morning, omo, peak milk content be like quarter of half o f the initial quantity

she accept the proposal ??
Yes or No ?

Songo ke Amen ita
Amen, Amen, Amen
Fire

Islamabad..

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Winters23:
Nothing sweet pass being a rich and wealthy man in Lagos or any other part of Nigeria.

It's only poor people that denigrate this great country and they think going abroad is a sure escape route from poverty...

I basically own and control the police station in my locality, the OC debriefs me regularly on security situation in my area.

I have white people work for me from all around the globe and they get paid as at when due.

I can't even count how many duplexes and mansions that I own.

I travel to any country without visa because I have countless CBI passports.

I live like a king and general even as a fvcking civilian.

The only social media I use is nairaland and I am a ghost on other social networks.


I love my country Nigeria, I die here!

Boss, all I need na employment oga, please reason me abeg

8k, 2014..
Can youimagine the money I worked for in a whole month back then..
But now by God's Grace people just dash me over 50k and more in the name of "it was nice to meet you"...
We all start from somewhere, and heading somewhere greater..

When you know people that knows people at the top, you become invincible..
Especially in a corrupt country with serious inflated economy..

All what the people at the top have to say to the judge is...
"My lord, what can 100 million do for you ?"
And with the hunger in the land, even a mother can forsake her breastfeeding child just to survive..
Na only who dey alive go fit see better days head..

MadamVanessa:
Ibibio= Udara or Udra

mma, So you're Ibibio...
Wehdone

Mindlog:
Udara

Real recognize real..
#ibibio

I can't support evil...

Yet, lots of people will die bfr 12 years,
Even 1 or 2 years or 1 week time..

some will die poor and unable to taste any good life or high living..
It is a 50/50

Think about it, if it's real, it would be a good bargain..
A good business.

You wouldd get enough wealth for twelve years and live good, since the future is unknown, one could even live for 100 years still poor or with terrible sickness...

But what shall a man profit if he gains the world and loose his soul...

Wealth is not peace

Putin will always be Putin..
One sure banker is...., there will be no war, the odds are against him.
Other powerful nations are watching and ready to interfere

"Violence taketh it by force"...
Be like I go begin fight any body wey no one patronize me...

Dreytonisback:
There's nothing wrong in keeping female friends
I have more female friends than guys bc female friends are the realest than guys

Life is not all about fvcking toto upandan
Many guys out there need females friends with no strings attached to just be chilling together.

I could remember about 4weeks back when I visited a beach in Lagos island called Elegushi beach
After enjoying myself, me and my guys decided to smoke some Canada loud at the other end of the beach where they're less people .
While smoking my blunt , this locally looking bit*ch who must've had enough to drink just hit her leg against mine
And I have this hatred for ladies who bleaches their skin, she was the type
Instead of this Bit*ch to apologize she still insulted me for no reason lol
Afonja girl for that matter, and this same girl was giving me some blue light ever since we were inside the bar but I frowned at her instead bc she's far from my type , besides she came with guys naw

"Now here's the moral of my story"

There's no way I could beat her up bc I'll be blamed despite everyone knows that she's wrong , call it strength of a woman
If only I had a female friend with me , she would have dealt with that girl for insulting me.
You Gerrit? If you don't Gerrit forgetabourrit

Lights up my kpoli in peace

What is the meaning of female friends are more real than male friends .....
Oga e be like say you get brain cancer..

Like can you imagine, since when did woman start being realer than guys..

Omo, you are pussy cat

Righteousness2:
Many folks might think or feel that this is life.
But I tell you Ladies and Gentlemen, this is no life!
This is Living in Bondage!
This is Living on the Broad way!
This is Living on the Path to Hell, Death and Destruction.

My PRECIOUS DADDY, Open the Eyes of the People to see What awaits those that live life outside Christ.

Oboy, you're really confused..
I am not saying your comment is wrong o!..
What I am saying is that you're a confused individual..
Just.be matured and humble enough let me show you something..

from ur comments, all you do is condemn everything,
oga that is not the fruit of the spirit..
If you were in the time of Christ, I strongly believe that you would have condemned Christ too for breaking the laws of moses, and for eating with sinners and et cetera..

Do you know that you are very religious..
Like the scribes and Pharisees were very religious...

Study ur bible, the pharisees were seriously angered when Jesus did miracles on certain religious days that were supposed to be holy or when Jesus called him self the Son of God and the rest, (you should know better na)

Now, these Pharisees were so religious that they don't joke with the laws of moses,
Which is self righteousness (as in the feeling that you are the one that is keeping ur self holy and worthy of heaven or God).

And if you're spiritually inclined in the word, you will know that self righteousness is a sin..
For instance (a suppose righteous man is like a filthy cloth before God) according to the bible.

Therefore the kingdom of God is attained by grace (that is the righteousness of Christ for our sake, but shall we continue in sin so that grace may abound, no God forbid,
we rather should remain in the liberty (grace or redemption) wherefore Christ has set us free (by salvation).


I hope you know that religious men killed Christ..
Study the bible, it was church leaders (priets and high priest) that ganged up together to plot the death of Christ.
And Christ himself was never religious like you or 90% of today's Christian,
Christ was spiritual.

Being spiritual means having a true relationship with God and depending on his spirit for justification, not depending on ur ability to sober or refrain from doing some certain things..
Study romans chapter 7 to 8 then you will stop judging people that do something's they do, not as if they want to do it but the nature of flesh (sinful nature) is dominant in them, yet their spirit delights in the righteousness of God..

And Paul also said, charge the rich and wealthy not to trust on uncertain wealth but to trust on God who has given us wealth for our personal enjoyment..
So therefore oga enjoyment is not a sin, as long as u enjoy with the fear of God.

Those guys were just enjoying but you were here infuriated and angered, I pray may God guide us in Love and help us to grow spiritually and removes religious mentality from us, in Jesus name , Amen

Swears, this description matches my ideal woman, God abeg do am for me

SIRTee15:
Every man wants a tall light skin lady with big yansh and huge breast. Working class, independent but submissive. Hard working, good cook, loves house chores and respectful. She must also must be a virgin but able to perform different styles on bed.
Look around you and be sincere, do u think the calibre of women we churning out into the society nowadays meet the anove criteria.

dan761:
. Really ! Mind Having Fun at night ... That is Serious , It's Been so Long i've seen this guy about 26 Years now...

Trust me, there is a part of ur mind that you cannot control, it will be using u to catch cruise

Akpabio will turn this country to dubai..
See what he did in akwa ibom state