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Virtplus:
Mine happened four yrs ago, there was this girl I hv been crushing on, we were flowing all of sudden she travelled to one Africa country..for a very long time we were jst chatting on facebook..one day she came back nd I didn't want to take her to my house,i to one secondary school in my area at about 8or 9pm or so,we started having sex.jst at dat moment, we saw light coming towards us inside the class room nd noise from them, we quickly hide under the desk and the was naked,we never knew they already saw us.. They entered the class nd ask us y were hving sex inside the skool dis nite,they were all cultist, we began to beg, and at the same time calculating my next move.. Bfor they know Wat was happening I jakpa oo.. They ran after me they cudnt catch up oo,i even trow of my boxers nd pam slippers..in the process I hurt my leg on an iron nd I bleeded home without no boxers that night... Wen ever I remember that day ehhhnnn,e nor bless

What about the girl ?..
Cultist don collect their share for the kpekus be tha

Ibkhaleel:
I am his writer and I'm here to make my writings known to public! If you doubt me , kindly drop your number and I'll contact you soonest

You wrote on FFK's behalf ??..
Should I say wow or lol..
But oga next time, before you start writing in case like this, the only way to prove Abba kyari's innocence is for him to follow the FBI to wherever, I suppose court.
Then the truth can be established..

Using emotional angle(that people are trying to fight the best blablabla) in ur argument is very lame and poor..
You can do better

If u get work for me, I go drop contact..
I need job.

8stargeneral:
We never hear from lie Mohammad since this news is trending

E never come up with better lie yet..

GoodFaith:
Try and see the power of America

What are u saying ?
Rephrase abeg

Ibkhaleel:
A super cop that has risked his life protecting us from kidnappers, murderers & terrorists all these years& that has arrested more criminals than any other is accused of taking bribes from a yahoo boy & scammer all the way from America & we are expected to believe it? Not me!

Abba is one of the bravest, brightest and best cops in Nigeria and I will not believe these crazy allegations levelled against him or condemn him unless I see any evidence to the contrary.

He has proved himself over and over again when it comes to catching criminals and I do not believe that he is one himself. If he were he would not have such an excellent record in combating crime.

Nigerians seem to take delight in believing and assuming the worse about their best. That is part of our problem: we love and celebrate the evil but we despise, hate and seek to pull down the righteous and good.

You just come here dey quote FFK words for words..
Abi ur own brain so empty to make up urs

Ibkhaleel:
A super cop that has risked his life protecting us from kidnappers, murderers & terrorists all these years& that has arrested more criminals than any other is accused of taking bribes from a yahoo boy & scammer all the way from America & we are expected to believe it? Not me!

Abba is one of the bravest, brightest and best cops in Nigeria and I will not believe these crazy allegations levelled against him or condemn him unless I see any evidence to the contrary.

He has proved himself over and over again when it comes to catching criminals and I do not believe that he is one himself. If he were he would not have such an excellent record in combating crime.

Nigerians seem to take delight in believing and assuming the worse about their best. That is part of our problem: we love and celebrate the evil but we despise, hate and seek to pull down the righteous and good.

You just come here dey quote FFK words for words..
Abi ur own brain so empty to make up urs

obonujoker:
If Fulani bandits catch those FBI agents ehn...

If Fulani bandits catch those FBI agents do anything funny with them..
Then e don be for Nigeria o..
Them go wake up one morning no see country again, just ashes..
In other news; drone strike wiped out....

obonujoker:
If Fulani bandits catch those FBI agents ehn...

If Fulani bandits catch those FBI agents do anything funny with them..
Then e don be for Nigeria o..
Them go wake up one morning no see country again, just ashes..
In other news; drone strike wiped out....

Happy Sunday NLders,

straight to the matter..

of a fact,
many young men suffers from frequent sexual urge.. (High libido)..
Even me I can relate, and so do most of us here, if we should just be honest with our selves..
Now, these energy ( high libido), which I see it as nature's call,
because it is natural, and we can't cheat nature..
No matter how u try to suppress it, it keeps coming..
And many of us several times have answered to this sweet call of the nature,
which does not care if we are married yet or if we are of the age, but it just calls..
And after our answer to the call, we sometimes feel guilty..
Just like feeling guilty that you eat when you're hungry..
It doesn't make sense..

But Paul once said because food is for the belly does not justify that fornication sex is for the body..

Plus..

Jesus Christ also said "if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off
And if ur right eyes causes you to sin, pluck it off..
For it is better to enter the kingdom of heaven
Like that, than to enter Gotham (hell) with ur full body..

Now..
Does these mean if our joystick causes us to sin, we should slice it off ?...

What he meant is that...

His "wife" as in the vacant position of a wife in his life will be occupied in three years time..
He is just saying it in a mysterious tone.

Criminals on uniform...

Where the head goes..
The tail follows.

This present administration witnesses a lot of inhumanity and wickedness.

Presently,
If the situation in Nigeria had a face, it would resemble buharee; undiluted evil

These are the real worms eating up the country..
These Fulani's Islamic terrorists..
Like the name implies ISIS..
religion of peace piss indeed.

Of course, the only thing that cow ever does about these Islamic terrorists is ..
either to romance these terrorist in the name of repentant boko haram
Or..
comes out and make claims that the Nigerian Army have defeated them..
meanwhile the Nigerian army personnel at the warfront are making videos, calling for help..
I wonder if it is civilians that will help them or Ghana Army..
they also make videos of how the ogas at the the top maltreats them..

Well,
when it gets to nnamdi Kanu and Sunday igboho and sowore and some innocent journalists and protesters,
the Cow will begin to vibrate..

Oh!
he won't put same energy against Islamic terrorists because they are fighting for 'Allah'..

Because some will die..
And you don't want to be left with nothing, do you ?..

How true is this claim that Adogan was shot 48 times..
And then butchered to death

Was he there when it happen, abi he is banking on "hear say"

Whichever shaa,
the man is dead, and that's final..
Dead dogs don't bite
And dead men don't tell tales..
As for Sunday igboho,
he lives to either fight another day or die another day..

Buhari launches attacks on anyone or group that dares speak up against the evil agenda of these dirty Fulanis...

As in..
Na mud full road like say na flood..

Mehn!..
Wahala is everywhere..
Everywhere is shaking..

Lord have mercy

How can criminal oppose criminal ?..

Cult, bandits, kidnappers, terrorists and the rest alike are of the same category..

In fact, they fight themselves in a supremacy battle..
In other words, they are competing for the position of the top criminal..

Only advice for these guys is..
Desist from such groups or face the consequence..

One reason they don't marry actress is..
Everything in their life is fake..
Just like their career, they are acting it..

This man's death pain me seff..

But must she use it to chase clout..

Shaa..
I don't know how it is doing her tho..
When Michael Jackson died,I heard some people wanted to commit suicide seff

To answer your question, we live in both..

The dead lives inside earth..
The living lives on earth..

While Buhari lives under the earth...
That man is so backward

Okay..
Let come back home..

Obviously, Nigeria has only had bad presidents..
I agree, even you seff, you agree.
But..
buhari's administration ehn!...
Hmm, if he was a musician, he would have been Davido..
As in bad badoo baddest..

Zuwala kateh..
Bracan dosko.. Doko doko ragada...

Pls join me and speak in tongues for buhari's administration..

Some shrines in Ogun are more comfortable than the kitchen he is cooking, abi preparing concoction..

I hope he baths with the gown..
Even use it to wipe his bumbum..
Just to make full use of the 5k abi..

Mtcheewm, may we not lack money..
Poverty will make you foolish

How authentic is this news seff ??..

Moreover, if this is real..
Then the oga's sense is as low as this year's jamb scores..
Like,
I'm not against that he destroyed the house o..
After all,
Nigerian girls are useless, (argue with MOSDI)
So she thought she could getaway with the goodies without cooperating

Well,
Where he got it wrong is...
why on earth should you build a house for your girlfriend's parents..
Not even wife o,
girlfriend!..

Logically, it makes sense..

But this life no balance at all now.

Omo,
Just Imagine getting HIV infection just because I watched you knack..

If u are abroad..
You will see that Nigeria has a very bad reputation..
A shithole..
That's why Any one can just walk in and shit..
And our confused leaders won't be able to challenge such audacity..
Because...
no matter how hard you try, flies will always like shit

Liquor..
Doesn't taste too nice
But feels great(highness)

If masquerade is known, then it shouldn't be called masquerade..

Unknown gunmen..
Now,
Unknown masquerade..
The only thing we know in this country is wahala..
God help us

If they catch her now she will say it was the devil..

And the funny thing is that..
Pastor go even vex pass God wey get the money seff..

Workch:
The Christian concept of a god has failed all test and if everyone should be sincere, we know he doesn’t exist. They are just trying hard to hold on to the lies in the stories by concocting more lies.

People will always feel threatened when you tell them their god doesn’t exist even when you present overwhelming evidence. That’s how dogmatism work.



The Christian description of a god is laughable, illogical, ridiculous and overwhelmingly irrational. It doesn’t agree with anything in reality.

I wouldn't even believe in God at all..
Until a day, a long time sha.
I woke up in d middle of night to urinate.
Note.. I wasn't sleeping alone in the room, we were 5 in that room..
It was a big room..
There was NEPA light..
I couldn't tell what time it was, but it was around 2 to 3 a.m.
The bathroom I intended to use was just along the alleyway(corridor)..
So my bladder was filled, it started to hurt, I needed to pee..
So when I got up, I saw clearly three man like beings..
But they didn't have a body like human, but rather like a florescent light..
They stood right in front of me, staring at me..
I have seen scary things that made me afraid all thru my life.. But that experience is second to none.
I literally pretended as if I was a furniture, I just lay still in an awkward position.
It was so real, I couldn't even dare ask them anything before they turn me into spirit..
Mehn..
But before I knew it, I slept off..
And woke up in the clear morning..
Told every one about it..
They knew I was serious.
I did several research then..
And the description of the being didn't match a ghost but rather an angel like being..
Then I knew that there is heaven indeed..

I have a thousand and more reason to doubt the Christian God..
For He sometimes it seems like he doesn't do like he says..
And the bible it self contradict it self..
Even the words of God in some Scriptures contradict His words again in other scriptures..

But overtime..
I have come to realize that men had influenced the bible a lot..
And men had influenced the impression of God a lot..
God is not the all description they taught us..
God is something else..

All I know is..

" ice on my neck, ice on my wrist...
Rainy days I never see"


Shebi u never hear before say dem cut person hand..
Carry both the hand and d gold wristwatch run ..