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Do you know ?..

If these criminals came to rob you of ur belonging..

And along the operation,
they feel threatened by you,

that you can either give a lead information that will get them apprehended (arrested).
Or that you know their identity...

Believe me, they won't waste time to waste you..
Most criminals that murder their victims didn't plan to..
They just had to, for their security reasons..
Yes.. They are that heartless..
So don't ever pity any obvious criminal when they are served with jungle justice..
If they had an option, they would rather kill their victim..

Platonic relationships with male gender works better if the female is a little older than the male..
Reason is..
The man will want to naturally respect d age differences (the fact that she is older) and will have a second thought any time he feels attracted to her...


Secondly,
The lady will naturally not see him as a suitor still based on d age differences, hence she will deny the attraction thoughts each time it gets to her..

But this rule may not work for some guys (like me) who are mostly attracted to ladies that are slightly older than them, and such guys are daring.. They can even shoot shot at a married woman..
May God help me and the rest of us

Mehn...

“The world will continue to snub a government that arrests freedoms, for a government that arrests poverty.”

This guy made sense here..

But too bad, these foolanis can't relate..
They would rather trade their brain for a locally made pistol

Though police brutality is almost everywhere in the world..
But Nigeria's own is way out of hand..

Some military friends do tell me that
" there is a certain spirit that follows a person that carries gun, u just begin to feel like a demi God..
One click, and u can destroy alot"

I pray may God not lead these military men into temptations, but if they too stubborn, may he deliver us from evil..

The pride of a man..
Money and Dickson.
You can manage to be broke, at least u may get rich later..
But if Dickson no dey or no function, why are then a man...

I pray he finds back his pride

You went to bath in a river..
Mad man abi mad woman carries you cloth and run..
You came out and chase her ( you Even chase her reach nairaland from twitter seff)..
Oga, are both of u not mad ?

You're confused..

If he no go make money for abroad now,
You will come up with another headlines..

You want to be kardashians with documented child delivery..
But u never mentioned how much you bring to the table..
Is it his hard earned money that u want to squander on ur selfish desires?..

Madam if u don tire, go rest..
Million ladies are just marking time for u to leave..
Once u comot one leg, them don enter and I bet they will be very productive in such position..

Actually, Fulanis are the major and pioneer problems of Nigeria..
Since bubu wouldn't do anything about it..
Other tribes began to retaliate.

Sign out my brother...

Leave all those saying "school na scam"..
Education teaches skills too... Like seafarers, engnrs, doctors and other professional courses...
and opportunities may knock through the doors of education..

So therefore get education, in all thy getting, get side hustle..

This female gender shaa..

So when it gets to opening up about her sexual desires to a legally aged man, they won't..
They will be forming hard to get meanwhile they are killing themselves with mastabations and minors...

I know say body no be firewood..
But if you must do..
Do it right..
No do do wey go land u for jail or hell..
Do wisely

Clout chasing...

Nigga is probably smoking on weed as he typed those words "I ain't smoking no more"..
Next time, he will say..

" this is my last time "

Las las he will say
" if I die, I die, shebi something must kill a man"..

Believe me. I know what I'm saying..

It takes grace to get over an addiction..
And in other to be effectively over with any addiction, replace the habit with a new and interesting one..

Sharp guy..
A very sharp guy..

He has calculated for a long time,
Looking for loop holes to fault his bride to be so as to not marry her...
Finally, he came up with this crazy idea..
It doesn't matter how stupid it sounds, what matters is that, he is free from having to divorce her in the very near future...

Actually..
The truth is,
In most relationships, a very lovely boyfrnd is jejely planning and cracking head on how to break up with an entitled, overbearing lady..

Don't under estimate a tired man..

What the female gender don't know is that..
Many girls are date-able but few girls are marry-able..
That he dated you forever doesn't mean you qualified as a wife..

Her: where is this relationship leading to ?..

Him: Ring road, by nwanniba.

Jesuschristus:
All freedom fighters that refused to apply wisdom will end up like KANU,a freedom fighter that turned himself to terrorist, FG has all evidences needed to hang him.

But they won't hang them book haram and iswap when caught..
They call them repentant..
The irony tho..
At the end of the day it will only infuriate the militants..
May God help us

[quote author=WriterNig post=103206474][/quote]Mehnn...
Hold God o..
Because u sabi dangote no mean say u dey secured..

These thieves will still look for elsewhere to borrow ahead of 2023 election, in the name of resuscitating the economy...

RadioMOUTH:
but most times when I'm broke, there's always trouble in the house... and I feel loved when I have money...


...

There is a serious problem if you feel Loved only when you have money...
And when there is no money, it is trouble..
O wrong now..


Mehn!...
I'm currently in a rlnship and I noticed the same thing too..

These girls are manipulative, if u no know, u no know..

My brother forget it, she doesn't love you, she is manipulating you..

Like you said..
These days all d money goes home..
You pay her daughter's fee...
and prolly you sheltered her right ?

Ask ur self..
How come u don't get d same love feelings when the money is yet to come..

Well, it is because she is not getting what she needs, which frustrates her and hence the trouble..

If it was genuine, both good and bad terms, you should be feeling loved all d time..

It is what it is..
Leave her..
Me self I have ghosted my g.f that put me thru same cycle..
#peace bro

Oga, call a spade, a spade..

folake4u:
Everyday we keep hearing "Women are this, women are that", yet we see threads grace Front-page daily. Una kuku like to die ontop our matter.
Omo, see the number of male monickers viewing this thread.

Una go dey alright las las.

Moomoo..
We are viewing this thread to see if we can understand why we lose interest in you after knacking..

The reason we view this thread sn't about you.. Girls.
It is about us.. Men.

So what I have seen, I deduce that...
Indeed, Nigerian girls are useless..
That's why men lose interest after sex..

mugnmuffin:
Dear Nairalanders,
I have an issue that has been on my mind for weeks now. My fiancé and I have been dating for over three years. I love him and he loves me too. We are physically attracted to each other. We’re both catholic but since I graduated, during my service year I gave my life to Christ, got saved and left the Catholic Church. So I’ve been a Pentecostal Christian since then. He on the other hand is still catholic. I subtly try to nudge him to consider getting saved, i.e acknowledging Christ as lord and savior and becoming born again but he is content with his laidback Christian life.

Earlier this year, he asked to meet my parents and I let him. My parents like him especially because my younger sis is married and they have been waiting for me too. They’re glad I’ve someone. However, after the introduction,I regret it. I’m now certain that he’s not the one. I think about my spiritual life and how lukewarm he is about the things of God, I think about kids and how we’ll raise the, with such differing views about God and I’m discouraged. I feel like I’m settling because he checks all the boxes on the checklist of physical attributes. Another mistake I made is, I didn’t pray about this decision and that worries me because anything that involves him,I just act with pausing to ask God, but I always ask God about other aspects of my life. So it’s like my associating with him is a minus for my spiritual life and that’s a huge cause for concern.

At this point, I want to tell my parents I am not convinced it’s him but I’m afraid of the disappointment this will cause. *sigh* I’ll appreciate your thoughts, comments, criticisms...

I know the problem...

The problem is that.. You've seen a new suitor at ur new place of worship..
An u admire and celebrate his "Grace" around you...

Hence ur mind... (Not your conscious self)
But ur mind begins to provide reasons to why you should throe away d old toy and accept the new one,..
And the excuse ur mind is giving u is diz Pentecostal and catholic bruhaha..

My Ernest advice is..

Never marry by prophecy..
Never marry from a religious angle..
Becoz no be God send u that one o..
God's priority is that u make heaven...
Marriage is d institution of men, a gift from God..
Do it as it suits you..

Therefore marry whosoever gives you peace of mind...

Mtcheeewm...
Go ask Google abeg..
Must you advertise ur illetracy,
Una too like unnecessary attention..
Grow up mbok

Mehn.....
I can stake my June salary that...
Tonight she still going to open her hole for him to drill..
By tomorrow morning, news will carry it that a "man discovers crude oil inside a 2000ft oil well"..
Can't blame her tho',..
That Gender's mumu button is in their womb,
Once you shift it..
Kpagam, zombie mode.

Mehn...

Your bro is a sissy..
Flee away from such men like ur bro, they can never watch ur back...
E get why

Mehn...

Mehn.....

It's funny..
There is an unoccupied chair just by his right hand, yet he decided to squat..

He must be a yorubani..
Dem too dey respect shaa

Mikecold:
Buhari hasn't sent a condolence maybe you can add him to your list using your logic

He sent a condolence...
Get ur fact right..
No dey open mouth like waaa

Righteousness2:
Just Imagine the wisdom of men to get at follow men engaged in evil.

Now imagine what GOD ALMIGHTY, the CREATOR and ANCIENT of the Days knows about everyone of us.
The thickest of Darkness is Light before HIM. There is no means to Hide from HIM.

May GOD give us Understanding to understand these things so we will know and understand how to live this life.

You always linking every matter to religion..
Yet,
You never commented on any post regarding Prophet T.B Joshua's demise...

They were looking forward to what you will say..

Joromi1:
Is this a female? Damn!!!!

Can a real man climb this one without closing his eyes?

Damn nigga..
A real man ain't even climbing that shit at all...
Except he gay

xpressionx:
I have a friend who is a ship captain that has been disturbing me to come and join him in his ship,This one of the reasons I bluntly refused.
May there souls RIP.

just finished my programs at maritime academy..
I studied nautical science..
if you no wan go onboard, link me up abeg, I love sea

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mehnnn...!

death sentence for phone theft ?...

the judge must be a very kind individual, personally..
because it takes only kindness to grant everlasting peace to criminals.

with this type of kind-gesture in his decisions...

I strongly recommend that this judge should be contracted with cases involving corrupt politicians..

because they don't only need peace..
but they need rest too