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mehnnn...!



firstly.. Rip to the dead

secondly.. I believe one bearded religious forefronter has been feeding these bandits with the message of peace or piss,... I can't really fathom which /piz/ exactly.

but clearly the bandits are pissing us up everyday..

mehnnn...!

from the look of things..
it is obvious that this pastor does not understand that the Muslims up north do not have "their own school" anymore...

as what used to be called 'scho'...

(I decide to call it 'scho' because..
initially,
the standards they had.. was not enough to be termed as 'school'..
therefore it was half baked, hence the word 'scho')..

but now,
the playground they used to send their children to for daily jokes.. has been turned in to a market square....

where bandits and terrorist visit, to select human commodities in order to exchange them for monetary and sexual needs..

Okay, I know that Pastor Oyedepo is very much aware of this truth,..
hence he said what he said as a mockery projected at those shameless northern politicians..

but because they are shameless, and dull...
they will never get the message...

sparko1:
you will not kill me with laugh!
I take an exception in your number 2, I am still a virgin oh!

atleast, you've masturbated bro

mehnnnn...!

some clerics are worse than naira Marley..
reason being that...
Naira Marley is straight forward, while these clerics are deceiving...
I know of one that mediate for the bandits and the FG ...
shouldn't he be mediating for God and the people ?

mehnnnn....!


so when the boy...
"Yanked you up and kept you in between his legs, you were already melting down there"
Obviously the reason you were convinced you could be pregnant...

African parent tho..

sex education is profitable

mehnnnn....!

obviously she came to this world just to 'sex' to the fullest and then die...

vagina beings tho'

mehnnnn...!


three things can explain this.

1. is either her hole Landia is still very tight..
hence he is staying to make sure he turns it to an endless pit.. so that during rapture, Satan can have a place to fulfill scriptures..
or

2. Her jazz is just too powerful..
she must have sacrificed seven man virgins to make it that strong..
but where on earth can u find up to two man virgins..


well, lastly..

3. just as some people have developed a disorder term as shortsightedness and Long sightedness..

I believe there must be slim and fat sightedness..

hence in his eyes, she is just perfect..

may God help the male gender

mehnnnn...!

whether she is hot or naah..
it will never change the new size of her kpekus...

banky W probably looking for where to get a firm grip henceforth..

I dont blame him..
I would do same tho

Romanoff:
But your wife should forgive you when you cheat, abi?

Me I can't be with an unfaithful man sha. It's better I leave cause what I'd do to get even will be worse than me cheating back.

what is worse than cheating back ?....

mehnnnn.....!

this is the type that will guide, as in ...assist the preeek of another man to safely dive into the tunnel of his wife...

and he will be like.. "honey, hope you're enjoying, call me to clean the bedsheets when you're done"....

tueh!.....
his ancestors have already reject him as a 'Man'..

mehnnnn...

is this Racist or Olympics ?...

working with a team in which the boss is always antagonistic towards you is the biggest vibe killer... no matter how hard you try, you will never be good enough..
it is better he left..

hate or no hate..
still naija to the world

hmm
mehnnnn.....!

I mean,
WOMEN....!

so she changed after her cover was blown....

so if she wasn't caught.. she would have still been leeching, and forming broke..

hence,
those changes she is displaying aren't genuine..

that is why she keeps asking if the husband will leave her..

everything is all about her...

she secretly built a house for her self..

bought a car for uber from which she keeps the profit with her brother and her self..

she deceived her husband about her salary for herself...

and still depend on her husband's salary for herself...

if you're are a young man here, and you're making any woman priority in your life...

woe unto you..
heart break and tears are coming for you like boko haram raiding Maiduguri... mercilessly..

focus on you and your dreams..

women are swimming pool..
swim and go

mehnn...!

East and Rituals.....

they even attacked him in a commando's style..
Must be professionals..

The Owner/management of the hotel are prime suspects...

meanwhile, the benefactors of this heinous act are somewhere in Lagos luxurious residence...

spraying bundles of 200h naira notes..
hash tag.. #pepper spray..

with caption "it is too late to fail, Amen"
"The God that answer me will answer you"...

if only their gullible followers had brain..

moneyissweet:
Trash song.... I have listened to his songs over and over still can't find what is special about the songs especially the over hype nonsense twice as tall.

Davido and tekno still remains my favorites any day any time.

Some call davido frog voice but that front voice is what is scattering my head.

Dude remains number one in Nigeria music industry.

hahahaha...

no matter what..
fly go always like shit
no matter how much you wan reason am, mad man will always prefer trash...
so I am not surprised that tekno is ur favorite musician...

Mabizeka:
Burna shouldn't be feeling funky over his undeserved award. only Davido's wrist watch can buy his entire lineage

fool....
burna isn't broke..
in fact, as a Grammy award winner, his price and worth just went up..
marketers and investors will price him higher than David..
people get money o..
but not all makes noise about it..
let result talk.
burna's result is taking

jesusjnr2020:
Although It felt really good to have surmounted such a stubborn obstacle after encountering so much difficulty, it left me even more drained than i already was. And I had completely lost track of the pathway that led to my house area, it was also very dark, so the journey back home was bound to take much longer than it ordinarily should.

The place I was at this point was kind of hilly and steep. I kept taking my time to climb down slowly but it was too stressful for me as I had no strength left. So I decided to roll down the hill. That is, I laid down and kept rolling down the hill as was done in the movies. I thought I had no choice at that point, so that was how I kept making progress down the hill until I came close enough to the place I could now walk down.

That left me with a few bruises on my body including my neck, but I had achieved what I wanted with it so it was worth it for me.

At this point though I was completely naked, that is every piece of clothing or wears I had left on me before and after the ditch experience were now gone. But I was now closer to a residential area which wasn't far from where I stayed, so my priority now was to get myself home, hence I kept moving regardless.

I came to a short fence which was not that far from the hill, and I was able to climb over it because it was quite low.

As I kept walking though, someone who saw me climb over the fence which demarcated the bushy area and hill from the residential area, obviously found that development quite strange, adding to the fact that I was completely naked among other things, called me and so I stopped.

And why he questioned me, other people staying close by were soon attracted to the scene, so before long I was surrounded by a small crowd of men, women, boys and girls despite that I had no clothes on.

But that seemed not to matter much neither to me nor to them probably because of the way I looked. I was able explain to them what really happened and surprisingly it didn't take them much time before they could understand and bear with me. They even brought some food for me to eat, rice and purewater as well. Someone among them also gave me some clothes to put on.

After I had finished eating and left them, the same person who gave me the clothes escorted me and gave me a hand because he was also going somewhere in my direction. When I got to a point that led to my place, I indicated to him that I had reached the area that led to my place, so he had to leave me and continued moving straight in the direction he was heading while I had to take a left turn towards mine.

Finally i was close to my home but as I was heading there i passed out as usual and lay on the floor for a while, perhaps for one final time. After I woke up, I began to take the final steps up towards my home at about 10pm the night, so the area was quite dry.

After i got the compound, it was just the gate man i saw, everyone else was inside their own houses, so it was easier for me to just into my house without much drama, even though those at my own home were shocked to their bone marrows at the sight of me.

For the first time since I was a little kid I didn't bath myself, a family friend of mine who was around did. Although I already knew from the other parts of my body how bony I was, when I saw my face in the mirror, I was shocked. It looked just like a skull with just skin and no flesh, hence I came to understand even better the shock that greeted those who knew me beforehand when they first saw me.

So I was finally back home after nine days out in the "wilderness" fasting, but it was glaring that the person that left the house wasn't the person that returned. It was a different me, even the kind of me that I desired to be before I left home and embarked on that journey. Hence the purpose of my leaving home and going into the wilderness fasting had been accomplished.

It was this experience that gave me the boldness to begin to preach on the streets of Abuja at the time which I had shared here on the following thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/6203578/day-faced-police-brutality-preaching

So I had now began to fully live the kind life I dreamed about, even the life of the Spirit where it all about God.

God bless.

mehn.....

ignorance Shaaa..

please when Jesus fasted for 40 days and night, he drank water...

in fact during fasting, drink more water..
you're not breaking d fast..

and secondly

all these 9 days
you've not mention when you prayed..
is it only sleep and starving that you did all through..

believe me if u had pray at interval of 3 or 6 hours..
you would have been lifted...

TheCalculator:
Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/meet-remote-tribe-women-wear-23593055

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mehn!...

women with selling their selves since the days of Adam...


so because of collecting bigger dowry, a woman must go through such distortion and pains..

#spits

Mstravelindiva:
Me and the Falcon during the evening desert safari, Emirates Palace in Abu Dhabi, and REAL 23 Karat Gold Cappuccino at Emirates Palace.

mehn....


this life no balance o...

God bless you more... I swear..

I never know wetin I go chop since morning..
but people dey flex Dubai...


God bless you abeg, enjoy...
if u capable, extend d blessing reach me down here

Abdulazeez99:
https://igberetvnews.com/1384334/breaking-buhari-osinbajo-takes-covid-19-vaccine-live-tv-video/

mehn!...


buhari will just be stretching his neck as if he understands anything going on there...

post=99591808:
Update From . COM

From The Trending Update, Spotted By on facebook, a man layed down inside the Gulter, to allow her Pregnant wife to pass, Reports.

Emmy Ezeafojulu Egbeigwe Nnobi, Wrote On Facebook As Obtained By Below:

Love In Harvard

A man lay down for his pregnant wife to pass because her pregnancy could not allow her jump the gutter. How do u see it
LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING

Is This Love Or Madness?

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: https://m./430714610456993/permalink/1788726511322456/?fs=1&focus_composer=0

mehn...

this must either be a drama or the guy is mad..
if you can't jump d gutter, Oya swim it..

sapphiere:
Good!
See fine gal were one ediot wanted to used. Thank God she was wise.
The FUTURE is FEMALE

mehn...
shebi her user handle is hoeLamide...
bishh already sending wrong signals on her reputation..

Iamafinegirl:
Did you tell them that when we are talking
“You are not serious is a big INSULT for you”
Did u tell then that when u say I like trump and I say “me I hater trump because of this and that” it is already an offense and you admitted to you having issues with me airing opinions because you are boss or what I don’t know?
Did you tell them a simple conversation or difference in opinion even on a gist is an insult to you?

Did you tell them I think of quality and wen a frying pan was needed I was saying the new expensive ones sef are not good, they burn. Second new is better in this case and we got a second new one? Because it’s not necessarily about cost but most times you won’t even be able to understand the depth of what I suggest sometimes.

Did you tell them I explained something one day that I paid money to so and so person to avoid a problem and you tried to give me another solution to have taken and I was like “me I don’t want wahala oo thats why I did what I did@ and because everything is fight and arguement for you you had stood up stormed out of the house because you felt i said I don’t want your wahala etc when all I was saying is that I didn’t want wahala if d issue boomeranged and so I didn’t even look for other means I just did d surest method in question” did u settle down to listen or because you never patient and always ready to call everything an argument or fight you had kickstarted your nature?

Did you tell them you wanted a car and I said this car is too expensive tell someone who we know imports to bring for you although the person could delay and may change the car you agreed on but I said do a written agreement with him so it would be cheaper for you and that way he won’t do anything funny ? And you would spend less and get a better grade or level like the one I got instead of paying for something lower at the same price as the one you paid for in town. Out of love, did you not turn it to fight and say I am wicked, and louded the issue and dramatised it as being evil.
Did you tell them you lied to me that you don’t drink or smoke?
But you drink and lied from foundation of a relationship to win a girl?
When I realised out of anger I said you lied to me you don’t drink but you are a drunkard.
Did your remember saying my father who doesn’t drink at all and you know fully is the drunkard
You have called me demonic woman
You have called me stupid woman
You have called me very stupid woman
The list is endless but if we discussing and you don’t understand what I am saying and I am frustrated talking and I say “you no dey understand English” you just flare up that that is a big insult.
Things that aren’t insults you made them insults to defend yourself.
Did you tell them the most times we went to Shoprite then I use to be the one buying things...and you usually pick nothing. So why should Shoprite be so expensive if I buy water “nestle water” and other things from there even before we ever dated and you used to follow me there to win me and I never asked you to pay for me or use you as a toaster?

Did you tell them that you are building and I am also building? And the months you spent all your salary not even on the building alone oo. Busy dashing people and at 3rd of the month you were broke and I was like how would we handle the house you said I am there and I held those months because that’s what a good woman would do.

Did you tell dem that wen you arrived at the counsellor we told them we had a 60k and 40k rule as at then but we just weren’t piling it in the same account and the pastor said ok we should do it as a joint account so no one would feel he is bringing all the money” and we stop spending differently. you told them it’s the pastor who proposed it or he told us that ok you people should just put the money in a seperate account and the wife asked what else is making you angry and you said contributions for repair should be added”.

Did you tell them that when your drivers license expired and there was a delay with joint account , you said you would keep some part of the contribution for where you stay but I must submit all my own contribution to your younger sisters account while you submit just some to her because you don’t trust me with money. The younger sister would now be the one dishing out the feeding money to me who is the one working? While you comfortably keep part of your contribution as a boss. Did you tell them I said you should give her all if i would also have to submit my own all to her since she is the chosen financial manager of our own institution so she can be dishing out money to both of us as at when due since distance is not a barrier to bank transfer so I would also monitor u because you don’t trust me with money and you want to monitor what I am eating when u aren’t even there with me.

Did you tell them you don’t live according to your means and you always borrowing and financing a lifestyle heavier than you inclusive of feeding (because you eat 70-80%) of all the food in the house? Did you tell them you have collected above 14 million naira loan and you haven’t completed any house you are building aside still having normal money people have used to complete their own houses.

Did you tell them you give them babes money and say send me your account number Cus I have seen it but to buy Apple extra for me out of a budget as per my love this one na for u from my pocket? Did you tell then as we came back from your location you had meeting with your babe asking if hostel has resumed and all by 6pm same day?

Did u tell them that I had been using clin-cap face cream, benzoxide peroxide face cream, and you have been using it with me and I have never said this cream is 2000 and the other is 1000 let’s contribute from budget but you bought olaybact for me 400 naira and you were balancing account for me?

Did you tell them I did a soap mix of 13000 naira to 15,000 naira and you have been lovingly using it With me since January and I have never in my life said your contribution for soap but you won’t even do it, if you did sef you would have been asking for money by now.

Did you tell them that even to buy apple while taking me to were you lived loveingly as per this is my new location has to be from the budget and that you couldn’t say babes aside this budget this for you?
Did you tell them I also contributed for the fuel as you were taking me lovingly to your new location? Location you dey go dey come yourself but as I go follow u go know d place I must pay for transport. I for kukuma just enter public transport. But I don’t even have a problem with that since that’s what he wanted. We just accounted for my path

Did you tell them...that I am not wasteful and you went ahead to do things you wanted to do and started blaming me for it. Like buying a new tv when your mum was around for them...knowing fully well I hardly look at a television and you did it for you and yours?
Did you tell them this girl who doesn’t contribute lovingly gives your sis money and also give your mum at least in the best way I can afford within my means but you no send me message so that’s my business you are not even seeing it. Na me send myself?
When last did you buy me a gift in a year and half? It was a wig when you were still trying to toast me. That was only when you were trying to win my heart.
Did you tell them you don’t do anything for me I don’t ask you for money for cloth, hair etc or my own fuel as I am a responsible adult and not a burden on a man which you know yourself. Did you let them know that the food you eat 70% of and the house repair you would do definitely if I am there or not is what you would always come and stand on my head for when we weren’t yet contributing in a joint account. Did you tell them you don’t take care of me and you are just so self centered about the feeding part because you eat more of the food? Yet I was still buying food oo no be say I go out and don’t bring anything to the house. I still buy meat, tomatoes, onion etc but maybe not just up to the person who consumes the 80%

Did u tell them d day you took me out and water was bought which was like two years ago was a special day I think maybe Valentine or my birthday or something and “I was only asking to be treated special”. As per today na correct day, spoil me na.
Did you tell them that I spoke of u buying some thing like blender or electronic because you need quality one to last. The cheap juicer bought did it last? No
Was there not finally a decision where the expensive “binatone” blender was picked because for some things, quality is important so it lasts?
Did you tell them I met condoms in your other room and you alleged it’s your boss that came to your house to use it? Because you couldn’t tell him no?
Did you tell them that if I want to do something you would use my car and if you want to do something you would use my car and I said love should cover all this there should be no differentiating of car for activities and you can use mine when you want and viceversal?

The day he said I said drug was too expensive did he tell you he spent all his income that month already by 3rd or so due to poor planning and I used my income all for the month for food. Ofcourse I am sure he borrowed as usual for fuel for his car that month and maybe some extra things like suya etc you may want to eat and that’s why I couldn’t afford to buy that cream or is it even tablet I desperately needed quality type of drug to treat that ailment because it use to be stubborn when it comes but couldn’t afford it that month ?

In addition I forgot. The generator I would tell you to put on when wet had a generator house while some or most Nigerians just make a metal cover or so for their generator. So rain fell and the splash I could look wasn’t much and I would say it’s not like water entered this thing in its house like Dt just few splash on surface. I owned a generator I ran without it having issue before meeting you and while you where toasting me. I didn’t know I am unqualified to run a gen. I stopped touching your gen because it was complain upon complain or I am arguing with you by having a different opinion about ah it’s small splashes. Ofcourse if a gen was drenched would I with my full senses say lets put it on? When Nigerians keep their gen outside with normal cover.

You would go out and meet the true definition of a Nigerian woman. Take care of her is what a man does, send her money for hair, dress, clothes etc.
And still buy food n do stuff.
You would remember I was never a burden on u
I hope you would have love enough for her to cover taking care of her abi u would start complaining and shouting on her too. I just hope you don’t faint then.

On the other hand I Wld meet the true definition of Nigerian man who knows he is to care. Simple

mehn!!!...

so in summary..

a true Nigerian man should be doing all d taking care of a woman's diz and dat..

and a true Nigerian woman should just be demanding for care ?...

If this is true..
as I wan go masters for Ukraine so..
I dey come back with a true European woman..

Interesting15:
The devil will always come with his offer. He will always present a seemingly pleasant method of getting something desirable, particularly money and wealth. Don't forget that he made an offer of wealth to the LORD Jesus too, and he will continue trying to make us embrace sinful methods to acquire material things.

Some days back, I published an article on my official blog (sundayakanni.com) about what happened after losing my mum years back when I was just 20. In this article, I want to share some other things that happened during that period

You know, that season was a nasty one filled with uncertainty. It was the time I was really ready to further my education in the University. I needed a lot of money. Unfortunately, the family wasn't too financially strong at this time.

So, in my quest to get equipped with information and opportunities to earn money, i met different bright youngsters with similar ambition, and we created a platform (a WhatsApp group) for motivation and information sharing. The community started on a pure note, until one day, someone discovered an easy way to make money online - via unethical/immoral blogging. The system and procedure was shared on the group, and it was working for anyone interested - you just have to always craft false and indecent content.

Several other young folks on the group jumped at it, and they started making huge amount of money each month - some were making up to 1 million naira each month (I'm talking about very young folks)

But, as I explained in the previous article, I have met Jesus before this time, and He has planted His fear in my heart. And despite how badly I needed money at this time, I exited the community (I first gave them a sermon before leaving though). It was a decision I never regretted. I kept enjoying God's peace and pleasantness, and I go about with a pure heart

When you truly have an intimate relationship with the Lord Jesus, you will prioritize Him above anything else. Of course, He is always faithful too, and He won't leave nor forsake you. Jesus will always take good care of His own, and He always open doors for you. Jesus is so Sweet.

So I'm advising you (particularly young people) not to sell their souls to the devil by dancing to his tune just because of earthly and material things. Today, there are tons of young folks scamming others. There are many people making money through corrupt means (politicians, business people, civil servants, etc).

No excuse can justify your wrong actions. We also passed through tough times, but then refused to indulge in illegal and immoral stuff to get money. If you are currently getting money through wrong means, please repent now and ask God for forgiveness before it's too late. Jesus is ready to cleanse you and make you a new creature. Just sincerely ask Him for mercy and be determined to stop doing those wrong things, and you will be saved from the nasty curses attached to those sinful stuff.

In conclusion, the Bible says godliness with contentment is great gain (1 Timothy 6:6). People without contentment will keep doing wrong stuff to make money. Be contented with what you have, don't compare yourself with others, and cut your clothes according to your size. We are all going to leave this earth one day and will stand before the judgment seat of GOD, where we will be judged according to what we did on earth. Don't allow this temporal world to push you into eternal anguish in hell. Jesus wants you to reign with HIM in Heaven for eternity. Stick to Jesus.

https://www.sundayakanni.com/2021/02/why-i-rejected-opportunity-to-become.html?m=1

men.........


mtcheewm...
I was thinking you latter became a millionaire doing a legit biz..

don't be religious man..

mehhnn!....
if the FG will not arrest and try this gumi...
then it is clear that two cannot work together except they agree...

Ddokie:
If you have a family member that chooses to be useless, you won't call him to order because he is your relative?

Na so your own brain dey function abi?

.....
if you can't grasp, you can't consume...

you didn't get me..
when I said fighting each other, I referred to Uzodinma and ESN, not the world Igbo congress...

only fools are quick to condemn...
calm down sometimes

mehhnn!...


I don't see anything wrong with that post she made..
if people are seeing sexual contents..
well, I see art..
at the end of the day, the way we see things matters more than what we see..



..... or was she trying to seduce the innocent creature..
can she accommodate the rod?..
well, hoe can accommodate anything, even a whole planet..

mehhnn!.....

wherever the head goes.. the body follows...
I hope you now understand why this Nation is going backward.