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nice thread, and i still dey roll for grand

Welcome back to life and Nairaland. God will surely perfect the healing.

Nigerian movies are not known for anything, but they do give an insight into the workings of the our mentality as Nigerians.

Somebody will soon compare Wyclef Jean with Baba Suwe,

yeye thread

one day monkey go go market and im no dey return.
Jojomi congratulations,

I hear the cry of triplets.

lol, you need to to install in your heart first then the computer.

Just learn to love.

How is it a virus? Please tell.

I doubt you have any idea what virus are.

Please install Love on your computer

Age could be an advantage.  A company might be looking for a matured
person with experience and not a newbie with hot pants but no experience.

Its just that Nigerian companies are die hard on degrees
and not much on experience.

the post says commercial drivers, who knows, might spread to bicycles. abi are they not commercial?

NNPC is making a fool of itself and they will end up creating more chaos and havoc.

just wondering how many millions of people are [b]eaten[/b] in Nigeria in between changing from human to bird or vice versa.

watch the chickens you eat o for signs of human life form

moondust:
what kind of bird did she change to? TURKEY or CHICKEN 'because I'm hungy

so you go chop if dem catch am kill am?

needed to sell as bulk

please call Ikenna 08025143093 for pricing

to avoid buying at 10 naira per sachet,

boil or purify your water
freeze it
carry it in your mini cooler with you always

Last I checked the topic was on Lagos Politics and Religion and not on Race nor Tribe.

If he kneels, she might knock him on head for not proposing sooner.

Sold

a big thank you to all who showed interest, and a big thank you to Seun

Amirikan wonder, but no other comments yet

When Grandma goes to Court

I have asked someone to call you and discuss prices and possibly take you for an inspection if you agree on pricing.
you might also be interested in monitors and all in one printers.

Better still call Ikenna on 08025143093

When Grandma goes to Court

THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE


Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "


Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

"We had been to Ogudu for honeymoon after marriage.

Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.

This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" ,

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. "

and he probably would do that o,

hmmmn

lol

Since you feel so, please don't marry o