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mike404:
WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH CONTRACEPTIVE IF I MAY ASK

OJEEMAH:
Left side, Messi.

Right side, Beckham.

Long range, Juninho.

Antoeni:
List of 5 worst Governors in Nigeria

1. Dr Okezie Ikpeazu
2. All Yahaya Bello
3. Ortom
4. Godwin Obaseki
5. Dr. Okezie Ikpeazu

Dr Okezie Ikpeazu Will Top it Whether in Ascending or Descending Order.

maxwelltony:
With his appearance and the way he presented himself, he doesn't look a scammer, but I learnt my lesson.

tatcharufaia:
He's a prophet from the look of things

emmabest2000:
He want to prove to the world that he doesn't have rotten butty

Solofresh2:
Why committing sucide

PrinceOfLagos:
Tinubu is playing the old style of politics , maybe it's because he is old and can't think well.

Nigerians are wiser now

This audio promises are olding days style of politics, it won't work .

lecturer50:
A 27 year old divorced woman with 3 kids came to me to borrow N20,000 to add and pay house rent.

I told her I would give her money in a few weeks time when I get the money.

Last week, she came back from her nursery school teaching job and right from the door of my room, she started shouting " I cannot sell my body for money"

I asked her what happened and she claimed men wanted to sleep with her to give her the N20,000.

I consoled her and told her that some men like giving women such condition before they can help the women.

She answered that if I am among such men who sleep with women before helping them, I should tell her so she could forget about coming to me.

I said that I am not among such men and that I would give her the money when I get it.

She thanked me and left.

I have a male neighbor whom the woman has been having sex with. It was the male neighbor who advised her to come to me because he is not working.

That my male neighbor started giving me attitude. He answered my greetings grudgingly.

I wanted to stop greeting him.

But then I observed that my next yard female neighbors also did the same. They stopped answering my greetings. That divorced woman is living with/near those female neighbors. Other males around were still friendly with me, except my next door male neighbor whom the woman has been having sex with.

So i asked my male neighbor what the problem was because he and the females around were giving me attitude.

He said nothing at first.

Later, he said in a friendly manner that I should have respected myself and not asked the woman for sex, because when he started having sex with the woman, it was she who initiated the move, and not him.

He opened up to me that the woman has been telling people that I wanted to sleep with her for the money.

I was so shocked and ran to go and meet the woman, but he held me and said that the woman strongly warned him not to confront me if he wanted her to continue visiting him.

I told him the true situation of things and he said I should forget everything because she is "just a woman".

I wasn't having any of this, so I confronted her in the front of her female friends in her room.

She answered that she believed we misunderstood ourselves. She said am I not a man? Why must what I heard bother me.

Some males around said I should forget it because the society has given women weapon against men which is rape/sexual assault allegations, because even if women are lying against men, people would still believe the women.

They said that the best a man should do is to hope he is not falsely accused by a woman because there is nothing he can say that anyone would believe him.

Because the society believes a man always wants to have sex with every woman, therefore every accusation from women would be immediately believed.

I answered them that even if a person is a chronic thief who is well known as a thief, he would not keep quiet and just accept it when he is accused of stealing what he did not steal. He would shout and defend himself.

At least let them accused him of what he stole and not what he didn't steal.

They say I am a man and it is nothing to a man if a woman accused him of wanting to sleep with her. One girl there was telling me that there was nothing wrong in a man wanting to sleep with any woman. That there is nothing to be ashamed of as a man, if you have a desire to sleep with any woman.

Can you imagine that?

I believe the society should form a group to cater for men also.

So many black men were falsely accused by white women and were killed because no one cares for the male gender. You cannot just accept false accusations because you believe it is nothing since you are a man. What if you end up losing your life, freedom or happiness because of it?

Men are so ashamed to rise up and defend the male gender. But women always group together to defend a woman who is abused by a man.

Men would rather defend the female gender.

But know that if you are ashamed to defend a follow man against a woman who wants to destroy him, when your time comes, no one would defend you.

What goes around comes around.

Don't think that you are safe when other men are not safe.

Don't think that if a woman accused a man falsely and the man is being imprisoned or killed, that you cannot be a victim tommorow.

If you like abuse me.

NGArmyTerrorist:
Did I just read "deployed. " Castrate the useless terrorist com thief !

LordIsaac:
"... anytime she leaves home...she usually doesn't exceed one day..." To where?

smartasuen:
We neva play Egypt, una dey mention Guinea bissau, have you forgotten the saying; 'One step at a time'?

saphiere:
Men and stealing.

NwaNimo1:
Ineffective against bandits on motorcycles!

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DonBenny77:
Use your sense, sokoloan agent

WrittyWritter:
wahala 4 who no get strong pull out game

OctoberEleven:
They sent us 116k estimated bill for a 2 bedroom flat

safesurfer:
We travelled on the 21st of December last year. We just came back yesterday.

The bill was brought this month.

It is a private property (my father's house)

HacheNoire:
“Mistakenly sold the gun”


lol…

tillaman:
According to statistics
75% of couples are battling with their sex life, more like the women are sex starved, So if it’s the porn that will spice up your sex life I don’t see why not!


Quick question: why is it wrong to self-service life out of yourself but it’s okay to get a hand job from a lady, is it not the same thing as wanking yourself to climax, shebi hand na hand either left or right

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
If it is weed he is smoking
Then Your brother is gradually turning into a real niggar

Smoking is good....far more better than drinking.....Highness from Smoking is the best...it will not make you vomit and it will not disgrace you like alcohol

It enhance your mental strength...your sense of reasoning will be good....Ogbeni op..As your brother is Smoking he should also be eating...there won't be problem

Even me I smoke alot....infact I be exhaust....I just finished Smoking about three tie now...

And am going to make sure I finish this amala and ewedu

Coldshisha:




Agbaya mumu man

His family would have held similar prestige like the Dantata, Adelekes, as 3rd Generation big man but drug abuse, betrayer , hungry attitude, pettiness ruined their name


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soberdrunk:
There is nothing women hate more than 'lost' and 'job' in the same sentence, this one will not go 'viral' because nah "Man", if nah "woman" be victim some people go don petition United Nations....... Say No to Violence against men!!!

slimjohn2k5:
Is the bed the issue or sleeping with his wife

eyinjuege:
Sadly, the agenda that the wife killed Mama will be propagated.
We always want to hold someone responsible when we lose a loved one.
I remember almost 25 years ago when I lost an uncle.
Amazing man, in his early 60s.
He collapsed and went into a coma.
He was found to be in diabetic coma and BP was also very high.
They gave them the impression at the hospital that it was too much Maggi that caused this.
The whole family kept spreading the nonsense narrative. His children too believed the nonseýnse and even stopped using Maggi too- they were in their 20s, all in uni.
My aunt was a great cook, a full housewife who made fresh meals everyday and was very much into cooking
That's when people started remembering that she can cut a whole bulb of onion to fry 2 eggs and it's only onions you'll be eating. People will find serious fault in everything and start lashing out at others becasue of their own grief.
Imagine a new widow burdened with the accusation of killing her husband by cooking with too much maggi
My uncle was a tall huge big man whose BMI would definitely fall within the obese group, he didn't get any exercise, had a driver to go everywhere, lived a sedentary lifestyle and was at the pinnacle of his corporate career. He also loved good food, and never joked with his food.
The wife was supposed to force him to exercise or go to the gym, she was supposed to make him control his portions, supposed to do this and that.
Meanwhile, she was also ignorant of all these things too.
The medical professionals at the teaching hospital ignored all his risk factors of obesity, gender, age, and comorbidites and focused on the salt/maggi or maybe that's the only thing we the family chose to hear. As if its the Maggi that caused his diabetes
People tend to forget illnesses come on due to multiple factors, and not just one single one.
Another aunt died of cancer and till date her daughter will not use a microwave. Whoever told them about radiation as a risk factor for cancer obviously didn't know that radiation from microwave does not make the food radioactive and can't cause cancer.

Karleb:
I no teach you anything, na you be the professor. If you no believe, check your mentions.

No dey hail me if money no dey involved.
Na new year we dey abeg!

Karleb:
How does this prove the wife's innocence?


My own late grandmother died of hypertension, she was always taking her drugs, she never missed! She always watch her diet, she was always reading books like Nature Power to see the natural method of combating this disease.

But, despite how careful she was, she eventually died of hypertension.

Now, if someone who was this careful eventually lost to this, how about someone that was being fed with regular dosage of salt against doctor's advice?

Again, ask yourself, if the mana was careless, she could have died when she wasn't with them because there was no supervision and she was free to drink anything she wanted?

It's not everyone that doesn't regard their health.

Karleb:
Who be your chief?

Karleb:
Comrade, rest.