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Christianity EtcRe: My 1 Years Old Is A Witch by AkaraAndBread: 12:08pm On Oct 06, 2021
ThankYouGod:
Take the innocent girl to a motherless home.

Tell them her father has run mad and the mother is nowhere to be found.
grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Plantain Thief Caught In Rivers State, Flogged & Paraded (Pictures) by AkaraAndBread: 6:16pm On Oct 05, 2021
Bornsinner7:
Damn!!
Listening to authority stealing by fela as I walk out of this thread in anger and disgust
That is ehn, they just disgraced the guy because of plantain!

Stealing is not good but tying the plantains around his neck and parading him in front of little children is humiliating enough...

The lashes were an overkill...

But coming to display his pictures on social media after doing all that I mentioned earlier leaves me utterly speechless!

If this is what they will do to the plantain thief then what will they do to the ones that have stolen more than plantains??

EducationRe: UNIPORT's Best Student Of Pediatrics Receives Her N250 Prize Money After 2 Years by AkaraAndBread: 8:39pm On Oct 04, 2021
deepwater:
Obviously, this is a clear case of the 'Pediatrics body' yet to amend its handbook et al.
Guess NGN 250 was a good sum of money when the rule was made.
Cross check with present exchange rate, not really a bad one.

But what do i know?
Last last, e fit be NGN250 dey dia mind ooo grin grin
Even if they haven't amended their handbook, the fact that they had the mind to offer somebody a whole N250 just shows how much they value the individual.
SportsRe: PSG Suffer Shock Rennes Loss As Messi Misses Target Again by AkaraAndBread: 8:04pm On Oct 03, 2021
Raalsalghul:
The usual excuses, they will soon start counting throw ins as achievements. grin grin grin grin grin

Numerouno94, dippsett, Patrickmuf.
Dem never count Distance covered: 250,000km
CelebritiesRe: Police Seize Two Children From Uzoamaka Ohiri, Hand Them Over To Chinedu Ani by AkaraAndBread: 2:23pm On Sep 29, 2021
Officialgarri:
All because of Ego.

I still don't know what a man can do for a child in the absence of their mother's care and attention.

Ok fine, he gets the child and then what? Hand them over to another woman...

I would gladly leave children with their mother except she's abusive or promiscuous
The DNA test result suggests that she actually is promiscuous.

PoliticsRe: It’s An Insult Comparing Me To Hushpuppi, Says Jailed Invictus Obi by AkaraAndBread: 2:17pm On Sep 29, 2021
TUANKU:
Who interviewed him? All i see is "he said this" "he said that".
And the link you posted is that a weaponized link (malware) or a click bait?

Someone should educate this illiterate caveman MANNABBQGRILL about DNS poisoning since his brain is too small to comprehend. The donkey cannot believe a legitimate link can be weaponized.
Don't mind him. He thinks we will click the link so that we will become the next Invictus abi.

In Asari Dokubo's voice...
#YourMumuNoTooMuch?
#SeventyYearOldManO

PoliticsRe: Major Oseni Sues Nigerian Army, FCMB For ₦2 Billion by AkaraAndBread: 9:26am On Sep 28, 2021
kokoA:
Rot in jail Major.. You know road to court now abi.. Same people that asked you to "drill" him threw you in jail.. Use sense do work una no go hear.
Don't mind the stupid Zombies. This should win an award for Comment of the Day.

PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole & Wife, Iara At Hosa Okunbo's Service Of Songs In The UK (Pictures) by AkaraAndBread: 7:42pm On Sep 26, 2021
Aurelius1:
Beauty and the....... (abeg make somebody helep me complete am)
.... Billionaire.
PoliticsRe: Governor Ortom Serves His Aides Food To Appreciate Their Services [PHOTOS] by AkaraAndBread: 4:52pm On Sep 25, 2021
Nebulax:
Upon the security challenges Ortom is facing in Benue state, still have time for this?

Charade pictures, effect of idling
Orton na real eye service man.

PoliticsRe: El-Rufai: Only Buni Knows Why Fani-Kayode Was Allowed Into APC by AkaraAndBread: 3:41pm On Sep 22, 2021
Truthissupreme:
Ffk if he had shame should be hiding his head


Everybody in the party you joined seeing you like plague

CrimeRe: 45-Year-Old Man Rapes & Impregnates 19-Year-Old Daughter In Ogun by AkaraAndBread: 6:02pm On Sep 20, 2021
Briggsss:
Quite pathetic,he should be hanged by his balls.
That is too humane a punishment for one whose crimes have been attributed to the Devil.

Instead,
- strip him down to his boxers and tie his hands behind his back

- rub raw meat on his nut sacks and leave his balls hanging outside his boxers

- set THREE hungry pit-bulls on him.... illustration below:

CrimeRe: How Abuja Yahoo Boy Slept With Me For 8 Days, Stole My N1.3m – Lady by AkaraAndBread:
Zico777:
grin Na wah 4 u o!
Wetin concern Fani 4 this mata nah!?
Ah! I did not mean any disrespect to FFK O!

It's just that there is this Urban Legend spreading around that if you check Merriam-Webster's dictionary for the definition of GREED it is his picture that you will be seeing......

PoliticsRe: "I Am Partly Fulani" - Femi Fani-kayode by AkaraAndBread: 11:48am On Sep 20, 2021
Thank you so much for the history lesson. It was somewhat interesting.

Should they bring another plate for you??

CrimeRe: How Abuja Yahoo Boy Slept With Me For 8 Days, Stole My N1.3m – Lady by AkaraAndBread: 11:22am On Sep 20, 2021
Naijazure:
Police sef wan follow Cash out...lol
Why not.....this woman na real mumu. The sex and the spending was shacking her brain.

She thought she had found a HUGE catch. Little did she know that all the enjoyment that she was enjoying was on her tab.

See why "free food" is not good.....

CrimeRe: How Abuja Yahoo Boy Slept With Me For 8 Days, Stole My N1.3m – Lady by AkaraAndBread: 11:17am On Sep 20, 2021
goodman5:
U have 1.3 million u still dey do ashawo,u be mumu woman
If something don enter your blood e no go easy for you to stop am.
CrimeRe: How Abuja Yahoo Boy Slept With Me For 8 Days, Stole My N1.3m – Lady by AkaraAndBread: 11:13am On Sep 20, 2021
dallasi:
Since this post no concern me, let me use dis opportunity to extend my condolence to Michael Jackson's family. I don't have data when he died..ohh wat a huge loss of such a great footballer..

PoliticsRe: How Mailafia Died At Specialist Hospital, Gwagwalada by AkaraAndBread: 10:57am On Sep 20, 2021
Ddokie:
Appears to be Covid related. Sad.

Anyone taking a patient to a hospital in Nigeria in an emergency should be ready to take hell along with him or her. If not, these medics will just allow your loved one die for nothing.

The situation in Nigeria today has so badly affected our humanity that an average Nigerian can watch a fellow human being die and do nothing about it even when he/she can help.

You are hearing this because it is Mailafia. There are many who die daily in similar circumstances.

Doctor wen dey think of how him go take japa go canada, america or saudi, na im you dey depend to care for your person. Na dai you dey.
I agree that it may be COVID related. Dude was sick for three days and suddenly went into reality distress.

But I will give my own opinion to these allegations if negligence AFTER I have heard the hospital's side of the story.

There are lapses in the system but dis story get as e be.
PhonesRe: Could My Phone Be Monitored Or Hacked?(pics) by AkaraAndBread: 10:38am On Sep 20, 2021
Charmingrascal:
I doubt that is the case.

This is custom certificate authority, it can be removed in phone settings.
Don't mind him. He is just quoting rubbish there... even forming "cool" on top.

PoliticsRe: Sani Abacha's 78th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by AkaraAndBread: 9:33am On Sep 20, 2021
alfredilly:
Who says the indomie generation are not tribalistic. Tribalism is passed down to generation by the world view of present one. Nigeria is more divided than ever and the so called indomie generation applies it in circumstances as minor as BBNaija reality show.
Tribalism of today is not as bad as it was in the '70s/'80.

The generation of today were taught to hate other tribes by my generation.

The same way my parents taught me to mistrust people from other tribes.

Nigeria is more polarized now than before. But this generation seems wiser.

Back in those days inter-tribal marriages were not as common as they are now.

We will get by (as usual) but Nigeria should be better than this.
PoliticsRe: Sani Abacha's 78th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by AkaraAndBread: 8:37am On Sep 20, 2021
willbayo:
I was confused also
Don't be. The Mossad are that good.

You would be surprised how many Israeli agents are working for Hamas in Gaza and the Palestinian Authority in the West Bank.

They are not Jews but Arabs. Some are coerced into it while others do it for the money.
PoliticsRe: Sani Abacha's 78th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by AkaraAndBread:
Jonah507:
Abacha, you're remembered for the introduction of structural adjustment program (SAP), which was the beginning of the downfall of Naira!
Dear Indomie Generation,

Most times I am just an observer on this forum but I must make a point of correction here as well as give you some advice.

Always learn from history and never assume you know it all.
. For those who failed to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

It was IBB that introduced the Structural Adjustment Program in 1986 (which was a precondition for getting a loan from the World Bank).

SAP was merely a continuum of Shagari's "Austerity Measures".... a policy centred on cutting back expenditure which, in hindsight, eventually yielded nothing.

IBB was also responsible for the initiation of the free fall of the Naira by introducing SFEM in '88/'89.

That was when the parallel market aka Black market aka BDC aka "Aboki, I wan sell dollar" began.

Indomie Generation, my generation failed you. The onus lies on you to rectify the mistakes of my generation and make Nigeria a better place for generations to come.

And to do that, you must first learn where the previous generation got it wrong. You are our last hope.

What is keeping this country together is that you guys are not as tribalistic as we were. If not, we would have gone to war a long time ago.

Signed:
An Old Man that wants things to be better again

TravelRe: Pilot Fights Passengers Over Max Airline Flight Delay (Video) by AkaraAndBread: 9:02pm On Sep 19, 2021
Chapii:
That’s very wrong of the pilot. From his language, he is quota system pilot. Na dem
How you use know?

PoliticsRe: Pantami Hosted Femi Fani-Kayode & Governor Matawalle To A Dinner Last Night by AkaraAndBread: 7:03pm On Sep 18, 2021
Sufferingboy:
You are not suppose to make this comment with your business account.

Try to have another monicker you can can use for such comment without people knowing it is you.
Leave him alone. He has the courage to speak up. Or do you think it is better to die in silence?

With regards to his hustle, a good business will always sell itself-- whether the owner of the business is a fan of FFK or not.

CelebritiesRe: Blackface Cries Out "No Nigerian Music Award Has Given Me One Award: VIDEO by AkaraAndBread: 4:43pm On Sep 18, 2021
post=105937484:
Blackface we love you.
A lot of your songs are evergreen.
You sing for the masses, just like Baba Fela.
Even 2Fave came out to say dem agree say na you write African Queen 100%.

By the way,
For all the corrupt swines telling sane Nigerians that Nigeria was like Dubai during the reign of their corrupt evil and looting party that looted their destiny and that of their children,
This song by Blackface during the years of the looting of your fathers and opolo eye cancer patient mother hiding in UK, that make y'all all wail day and night , pretending to care for the masses, while hiding the fact that y'all running mad cos there is no more corrupt money to steal.
Let this song hit your heart and prick ya conscience.
FvckAllYa!


HARDLIFE BY BLACKFACE.
Blackface Yah man Alabai are you with me.
Marvellous are you with me.
Said it′s a hard life Wey we dey live oh, eh eh I tire for this kind life

Wey we dey for this kind country

It's a hard life wey we dey live for naija.
Use dem money plane to overseas dem ja.
Hard life wey we dey live for naija Ja ja (naija in Africa) It′s a hard life wey we dey live for naija Use dem money plane to overseas dem ja Hard life wey we dey live for naija, ja ja (naija in Africa).

Na so dem do dem chop our money go.
Dem think sey me and you we no go know (na lie o) See them as dem pass dey go.
Blow their siren from makurdi to otukpo Chakoko Kwa eh See as our life just dey bitter e.
'Cause Our roads e bad.
How can we be glad When the children are suffering Everyday in ah we yard Dem say e go better, e worse pass as e bad oh.
Money no be dem own Dem put am for dem backyard After dem go say make we no light we jay,
Make we no know sey dem steal our pay.
From here to Bombay I say Which kain life we dey today When we dey work and daily no pay I say This government e bad oh,
see as dem leave All the students and dem dey keep dem for Their house oh It's a hard life wey we dey live for naija Use dem money plane to overseas dem ja Hard life wey we dey live for naija, ja ja (naija in Africa) It′s a hard life wey we dey live for naija Use dem money plane to overseas dem ja oh Hard life wey we dey live for naija, ja ja (naija in Africa).

Nowadays everybody is living in pain Work for six months salary go dey in vain Dem wan scatter we brain, dem pack all the Masses and put dem in a poverty train
Corruption na the order of the day And the fuel scarcity e dey bring the country shame (no mind them) After then dem go tell we what to do When dem take the revenue.
And drink liquor with dem crew yuh Fire burn one, all of them wan Embezzle we money And dey call we bloody fool I say the youth na the time for we To take the lead No mislead a black family.
What we need in society, just for dem to give We the basic amenities ′cause It's a hard life wey we dey live for naij Use dem money plane to overseas dem ja Hard life wey we dey live for naija, ja ja (naija in Africa) It′s a hard life wey we dey live for naij.
Use dem money plane to overseas dem ja Hard life wey we dey live for naija, ja ja (naija in Africa) How can I live in a country Where the light ain't steady Water don′t run and I can't afford spaghetti.
I don′t do deals cos they shady When the thieves come to rob Them the cops ain't never ready (oh God) I would have graduated 4years ago.
And would I graduate now? Only God knows The economy of my nation is moving too damn slow Nobody cares to know whether you catch a rhyme blow Folks can't afford 3 square meal.
How damn then dem pay their bills? Pot bellies up there don′t know how it feels With pure raw skills, now I gat a record deal I′ve got to say this from the heart OBJ we don't feel you As a matter of fact, OBJ we don′t believe you You don't know exactly how it hurts we see you We don′t need you You gotta step aside please
We gat death traps on the high way You expect us all to live on minimum wage Sellers ain't paid, brothers got to buy guns to go on rampage to rob his own way Now the youths listen, we all know how you feel We gat no remedy, we got to get up for real So put your guns down and use your head ′Cause someday I believe we'll make this daily bread cos It's a hard life wey we dey live for naija, use dem money plane to overseas dem ja Hard life wey we dey live for naija, ja ja (naija in Africa) It′s a hard life wey we dey live for naija, use dem money plane to overseas dem ja Hard life wey we dey live for naija, ja ja (naija in Africa)

CrimeRe: Nigerian Lady Calls Out A Man Who Allegedly Scammed Her by AkaraAndBread: 6:14pm On Sep 13, 2021
Lifestone:
On top of 32k you dey embarrassed someone you've done business with for a year now without default. You attested to the fact that he performs within two days in the past.
Haba, have you thought out if this guy is sick in some sort of circumstances. I agree he should have reached out if he has issues, but if he is a scam, he won't wait for I year to do that.
She says her money is long overdue and the guy has stopped picking her calls. She has every right to be pissed.

Forget the amount. What hurts the most in situations like this is the sheer arrogance of the man. As if he is saying "Do your worst"

EducationRe: Teacher Recounts His Seduction Experience In Female Secondary School by AkaraAndBread: 10:21am On Sep 13, 2021
Seeksnigeria:
[url][/url] always feeding us with update cool
Bili n'enu
Bili n'ala.

SportsRe: CAF Champions League: Akwa Utd, Rivers Utd On The Verge Of Qualification by AkaraAndBread: 11:28pm On Sep 12, 2021
theForth:
Beautiful.. I wish I could get my hands on them.
You can get it for N4500 (minus shipping) from here https://lmdb.ng/collections/original-jersey/products/akwa-united-fc-jersey

CultureRe: Nobody Can Remove Ayiri Emami, Ologbotsere Is A Lifetime Title – Eyengho by AkaraAndBread: 10:00am On Sep 07, 2021
xpressionx:
pride goes before a fall.
If truly he refused honouring the king and he instead wanted killing the gods with diabetes,instead of the usual goats and rams,even the gods will abandon him.
grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: Ortom: When I Am On Top Of My Wife & Remember The IDPs, I Go Flat (Video) by AkaraAndBread: 5:36pm On Sep 03, 2021
fuckingAyaya:
You can never be depressed if you have data in Nigeria
Very true

grin grin grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Liberia : 2022 World Cup Qualifier: (2 - 0) On 3rd September 2021 by AkaraAndBread: 4:13pm On Sep 03, 2021
hekkyboi:
Abeg where I fit stream am live?
Try NFF Tv.

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