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gottoboy:
Dude try no dey poke nose for gist wey no concern you, coz you don't comment in friendly manner. #JustSaying

Bro u just did what u accused me of.... That gist was btw I and mikuz, But why ?

ELYMAXiimus:
Do you know how many times howard web has tipped a team to win a match he would be officiating?

Yet that didn't mean he wouldnt show a straight red to any player of that team that messes up during the game.

Even sep blatter once said he prefers messi to ronaldo. Did he not hand the bal on di'ore to ronaldo?

Think before you talk.

You're provoking me... Pls don't quote me again.

Why are u taking things very personal YOLO.... REMEMBER
SEPP BLATTER WAS WIDELY CRITICISED WHEN HE MADE THAT COMMENT
HOWARD WAS ALSO CRITICISED FOR PUBLICLY SAYING HE SUPPORTS MAN U...
U DESERVE TO BE CRITICISED TOO FOR THROWING UR WEIGHT BEHIND LIMERICK I.E IF U WILL JUDGE HIS BRAWL... SEFINI
I won't quote u again, I don't have anything against anybody here except MIKUZ..
I SAID PEACE EARLIER, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN
PEACE BRO

Idowuogbo:
Na fight? Why you spitting everywhere just because oh bebe no remember ya moniker? Ogbeni calm down joor!

Why oh bebe no go remember my monicker when me I remember oh bebe monicker ?
Oh bebe should remember me or else I'll lose it

I'm about to post ma cipher here

LooNat11kk:
Which akin be this abeg?

Which do u know ?

How can I change my username

Not gonna say anything until I hear darkrebel's, but the voice delivery is not that perfect

Darkrebel666:
Teddybiyasi's Wake Keep

Scribbled real quick ....

•
Am Maria Sharapova...I'll crack Ted with Rackets/
Shape shift to 'J-Martins'....and trap her in 'Brackets'/
Store her cranium in 'Nylon'...when i scratch her neck/
Or drop it in 'Poly'bag …… 'like Yaba Tech' !/
My bullets are Teachers... Cos they School this Rookie/ and sstupid PPussy`/
By 'unlocking her brain'..like the Movie 'Lucy' !/
If Ted steps to this...I'll pick up the pistol/
Blast off her Sandals...bleed her with fierce tools/
And Leave her 'Bare-footed' ....cos I keep it 'Celestial' /
I'll leave this shyster deceased/
"Give me her pounds of flesh"...cos am 'Shylock' with scripts/
If she craves for siesta...I'll hijack this Donkey/
And like Charlie Boy...she'll nap in the Coffin/
Dark is Aliko....Ted's a beggar on street/
Call her icekidd verses..- She's never complete/
If she swimming like Nemo...I'll barge in with cannibals/
Leave her extirpated.... Cos this Raggity Animal/ would be marred and 'Fished out'....like the 'Argungu Festival'/
'Oceanic' Grave for Ted...cos when I shoot this nigga/ and bleed her chords....with boots and slippers/
You'll find her body 'near Rivers' -.. like 'Osun Worshippers' /
Ted's a broke asss` bbitch`....she's cursed and suffering/
Am a neat rich kid....and if she comes for money/
I'll put 'the papers on her head' ....like a 'Vendor Hawking' /
I got this hamster scared/
Ted won't still 'Shine'...if she's 'Anelka's Head'/
'No Long process'....I'll get the imp clamped and punctured/
or split her with gunshots/
then grab 'Midgets and Scissors' ....and kill her with 'Shortcuts' /
If she Condoleeza 'Rice' ...I'll bring fiends and troops/
And put the glock on her... 'like its Red Hot Stew' /
Academically too...she's slow and daft/
Ted's called 'Samurai'...cos she don't know 'Jack'/
See me choking this tout/
Gagging her with Mouka ...make her foam in the mouth/
'She got mind of her own?' ....I'll
Torture her on "Twitter"...till she 'Follows the Crowd' !/
This Tattered Bastard/ is a 'religious' puppet..and if she acts unmannered/ or 'meddle in politics' ...I'll Hack and Slap her/
Then Blast her on Media...like 'Father Mbaka' !/
Like 'Tony Stark' ...I got this Orphan Dying/
Slashed her Corpse... and had it 'Covered in 'Iron'
Am a 'Yoruba' Merchant...I'll have this aging actress/ brutally wounded...by my raging archers/
Then have her Soul for my 'Shoe' ...call that Trade by 'Bata' !/
And for being a Dam....I'll have her blown in secs/
Take her to Kuvuki land ...and have her Bones Interred !! /

In one word TIGHT

HERE TO MAKE A STATEMENT

Darkrebel666:
go reread my post..I think you are blind..
I said-- Your simile is wrong.. I already acknowledged that his simile was wrong.. now you fighting with yourself..
Look, i Am not the cause of your problem man..stop taking your frustrations out on me .....

like I said..keep dwelling in folly and ignorance

Get a LIFE .. *punches ur face* like mayweather

Darkrebel666:
you said you don't see the simile in what he said.. even if he got it wrong.. he still made a comparison..
Education in Naija is really bad ....
I leave you to your folly ....

Even if he got it wrong, he still made a comparison.. Were u told in ur school that every comparison wrong or correct is a SIMILE
I agree, the education situation in Nigeria is pathetic and u are really suffering from that.. It's such a pity
Take note nigga ; SIMILE is the CORRECT comparison btw two things... LEARN
I know u will still rant, buh then whoz problem is it ? Keep ranting....

Darkrebel666:
similes have -- Like, as, than ..
what he did was a simile ..I was only educating you cos it seems you didn't know what a simile is

Dude are u retarded? A wrong simile is no simile.... #nopride, but u can't educate me.. So beware of what u type to me *frowns*

Darkrebel666:
what is this then?

rapping to a bytch who's
uglier than Lupita Nyongo!!/

read on simile here ... http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simile

Don't need to, just backing up ur statement nigga, besides lupita is semi UGLY

Darkrebel666:
....

ERROR, just like u typed earlier

Darkrebel666:
Its a mixture of lucifer n hollow/
but I feel disgusted... rapping to a bytch who's uglier than Lupita Nyongo!!/
Loonat11k

And like Giyaz said..Lupita isn't ugly ... it was just the make-up artists that made her look unkempt in the movie-- 7 years a slave..
she's a black beauty...

this is another wrong simile ...

Do u understand what a simile is at all?
I can't see any simile in this sh*t

WARRIBLOOD:
Am wack certainly speaking that's for sure/
Buh dude, you got whooped lastweek with ass on floor/
Damn!! you think ur drug..oh com on!!
Even my lil sister drained with laughter at your lines, she saw/
screaming mummy have found the bull Please call john!!!
so shining with the bars I spawn/
''the shone Na real'' I flow lexicon/ (dictionary
someone tell this decoy/
if he dares confronts the KOW/
amma sign a treaty with the devil as I beheld is mum/
from dust to dawn/
he talks for fun/
nigga your a biitch who ffucks a prawn/
darkrebel should go back to hell as he donates you is horn/
then we would know it's the holidays season for the devils... you both came on tour!
I murder this biitch, that I swore/
he a nitwits..is writings are poor/
run him mad as I bruise is skull/
with woods from Tim west measured in two-by-four/
nigga am so feared in war/
haven't you heard the score?/
dissed Seun he been scared of blood/
And you want to tempt a GOD/
Go home...pick a pen tryNa write some core/
Friday night we having a brawl!






Sneeze.....

ME, I think this flow is too flooded with rhymes of same sound and so itz watery

Was that @ mikuz recording done in english or swahili I couldn't hear any other word than panadol and procold

josephabidoye3:
Omo I fear naija ooo so you guys still scam your self instead of helping your self for ijmb and admission, its not Good ooo you people fear God.
I Got my Ijmb form from polythenic ibadan cos Ijmb have a list of polythenice that they accept for 10,000 Naira and I did my exam in febuary 2013 and am true from Ijmb so I choose Oau (Obafemi awolowo university) and I was admitted to 200 level nairalandas don't pay any body or organisation to get the form for you cos they wil say you should go to their website and download it after paying to their account and you will not find anytin there wen you call their fone it will say switch off, Mind you Ijam does not have any special site like ijmb@naija.org or ijmbnaija.org its only .org
I Got my form in The polythenic ibadan and I paid 10, 000 Naira and I got the form immidiately I paid to his account so I went to ibadan to do exams
Guys don't call any body claming to be Agent to Ijmb or anytin related to that either you call mr adeyemi or go to kaduna and get the form from Ahmadu bello university

Here is my Adeyemi from polyhtenic ibadan contact
Tel: 08097029823
Pin:2658762B
He is the one in charge of direct admission in polythenic ibadan

Naija A.K.A ( Land of scamming) I fear una ooo una still day dupe una fello abeg people all infomation is free call Mr adeyemi or go to kaduna no fall for scam ooo

Hey who is mr adeyemi? YOU ARE A BIG SCAMMER
1. OAU does not accept IJMB
2. The coordinator of IJMB in polytechnic of ibadan is Dc Kolapo..
Why are you trying to scam these people?
God will surely reward you according to your deeds, remember..

Do not fall prey to scammers.
10 months programme is now ON.
Now IJMB is an A'level programme by Ahmadu Bello University(ABU) just like cambridge A'level from cambridge university..... And ABU have a list of polytechnics which they use as their accredited centres for exams... The Polytechnic of ibadan is one of the accredited centres
Enrol to the polytechnic of ibadan NOW... Your admission to 200level is guaranteed...
FEATURES;
1. Processed admission for DE in ABU
2. Affordable fees
3. Campus experience; to prepare you for university
4. Being lectured by senior lecturers and doctors
5. Standard lab for practicals
6. Excellent academic environment
7. Success in your IJMB exams
Your SUCCESS is guaranteed and so is your ADMISSION.....
Students in the last exam scored 12As and 15Bs
DON'T WASTE ANY TIME FURTHER....apply now
For more info, contact; 08069271881, 07052372106.. There's no official website for IJMB, ABU has not opened any for it ..... Thanks

hardbody: Lol. Ok. on a salary scale of N24m plus per annum, i earn more than that in a month. Does that still make sense to you? I am coming strictly from my perspective and so do not see how N700k amounts to 'making it'. Its less than a couple of guys monthly take home. That is my point, i have not in anyway suggested that N.7m is not good money, especially when won on a bet, but it does not go beyond the short term.

. Are you sure u earn 24 milla? How come you don't know how to count milla? Mhen that dude won himself 7.82 fucking milla. 46000 x 170 = 7820000.... Wake up man.. That's what u earn in 3months + a man just did a day.

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[quote author=Arx.Head]If your bf hasn't noticed your closeness with this guy then he is a dummy too. Secondly, if you love your bf, you wouldn't allow anyone see you in bra and pants talk less of sleeping with you in it. Apparently, you are more attracted to this guy than your bf! perhaps it is your bf fault or your "need for more" which is really not my business. This post should've been about helping you decide what/who to choose among the two based on your feelings for them.

And finally, stop saying the guy is impotent cus he is not! Like the girl said "he is a gentleman" most people have principles and they don't like taking advantages of others in their weak moment as we can clearly see the girl here in question is throwing herself on the guy. The only reason nothing hasn't happened is cus the guy has respect for his gf! which clearly should show this girl that he might not really be interested in her and he doesn't want to hurt her feelings by rejecting her!![/quote]Ode?? Gentleman will not even cuddle with someone's else gf

Usually on a normal day I would just pass.... But this one I aint passing..
Firstly this is blah blah blah
OP are you mad? the guy cuddles you when you are on lingerie and nothing happens? Oh shit..... By the time you realise what's happening I would be in 3rd round.. The guy is either gay( waiting for the right time to ask for ur ana'l hole) or the horse in textbooks(impotent).... 'He respects you? How... By not finger'ing you or squeezing your oranges? Lol jeez this is crazy....even on cloths some guys are already fu'cking... What the hell are you?? A dundee?? well I donno if it's a sin and since you don't intend to stop just continue until your bf catches you someday

Just follow @akinkunle14 either you mention or not you'll gat a ff back instantly......... I live on twitter

ganganawuj: I hail everyone in da aouse today o,api 1st Sunday of d yr 2014 to us all.Guys pls I'm here to no d latest info abt d faculty of edu o.As we all no dat dis is anoda new yr nd infact anoda new mnth,so therefore I'm using dis medium to plead wiv us all, must especially those of us aspiring to take one course or d oda in educatn to pls let us all come together to help ourselves wiv d minut info we have jst to keep ourselves moving on dis quest of our adminsn.I learnt dat its only faculty of edu dat is stil yet to release her own d.e lists nd dat d names 've bn forwarded to abuja eva since last yr nd stil ntfnk yet.Pls anyone in d aouse wiv concrete info abt dis whole fnk shld pls come on nd share wiv d whole aouse.I must confess @ dis tym dat I'm jst too fed up wiv d whole fnk.Guys pls let's help ourselves dis yr.Here is my pin(76470320) nd my no to add me up on whatsapp 07032328233 for anyone who wishes to reach me.One love aouse.

It can't be only the faculty of edu that's yet to release list... Lists like VC's list will still be releases and o don't think health college have also released any list for DE candidates

Swagger1475: @qualcom,well,i heard dat the list has been 4warded to Abuja,that everitn ll'd be onnet by mid of this mth,i applied 4 Demography and social statistics

I also heard the same