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RomanceRe: Top 5 Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Akinbahm(m):
Yigiyaga:
Nope! I disagree....Calling sugar daddies their uncles nko?
Is like Girls unanimously agreed on this punch line of lies
>Am partly a virgin.
>I was raped immediately I finished secondary.
>I broke up with my ex because he raped me when I went to his house without my friends cause he told me to come alone.
>My uncle raped me when I went to him to help me with some cash to pay off my school fees, bro all these lines are mostly Hoes lines don't fall for it they mostly use this to bisect out s*x from the dating equation...

RomanceRe: Ubunja MisEducation - Now All The Ladies Hate Us by Akinbahm(m): 6:36pm On Mar 10, 2019
they are coming for u one of them spotted above me...
RomanceRe: Some Ladies Find It Difficult To Fulfill Their Promise Of 'i'll CALL U BACK '? by Akinbahm(m): 9:39am On Mar 09, 2019
SPOLO:
There is a girl I am Crushing on thou she reside in another far LGA to mine.
So I do call her occasionally bcus o don't fancy calling someone that's yet to give me a yes to my request so just yesterday I called her around 9pm and she was like 'I will call u back later' till now no call and I shouldn't be the one to call her again before I slept off yesterday...

I think this is a sign of us she doesn't want me and probably am a disturbance to her... So I am considering option B and more ASAP
Bro, when next u call her and she tells u she will call u back just reply her that she should not bother to call "u will call her" this will give her the tendency of checking her phone waiting for ur miss call or ur call...
RomanceRe: Advice Needed Pls!!! by Akinbahm(m): 10:23pm On Mar 08, 2019
PrettyEneawan:
Oh Sweet You're So Nice, Your Kind Are Rare. Abeg Post The One You Bought For Your Girl
Aunty it hasn't gotten to that as u can see it a sarcastic piece of advise from him to op...
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Will Produce President For Nigeria In 2023 - Afenifere by Akinbahm(m): 10:08pm On Mar 08, 2019
Cajal:
Abah....afenifebi....what about atiku/obi...less than a week
Kikikikikikikikikiki

HealthRe: Four Side Effects Of Sleeping With Lights On by Akinbahm(m):
There's nothing we won't hear again sleeping with light on causes cancer... I rest my case

EducationRe: Disadvantages Of Staying In The School Hostel by Akinbahm(m): 11:09am On Feb 26, 2019
Maxmavis:
The privacy own is the worst. You can't eat better food in peace without being begged
This got me that awkward moment you have to deprive ur self from taking ur preferred choice of food and end up taking "Garri"
RomanceRe: Giving Money To A Girlfriend Makes Her A Prostitute- Reno Omokri. True/false by Akinbahm(m): 11:22pm On Feb 22, 2019
Newboss:
What if that girl you sleep with is your wife?

Otondo! Test every theory properly before insulting your father's wife/baby mama. SMH angry
As u can see he singled out girlfriend so "wife" is out of the equation...
RomanceRe: Plantain As Valentine Gift? What Do You Think Will Happen If She Opens Her Eyes? by Akinbahm(m): 12:02am On Feb 14, 2019
stephleena:
so cute..I love plantains
Aunty which plantain u dey talk about hope is the one am thinking sha?
RomanceRe: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Akinbahm(m): 8:40pm On Feb 13, 2019
ubunja:
Appreciate the well thought-out response.

Will telling your GF that with your Ex you did XYZ make her think after breaking up you'll do the same? Men must not kiss and tell but its always about how you bring it up:
You: "ever did a 3sum before? "
Your GF: "no. You?"
You: "I did with my Ex"
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What if she agrees to a fantasy and you fumble and embarrass yourself?
Lol.good point. Guys must take care not to bite more than they can chew. In any case I have always preferred to try something aside first before coming out with it in the open. I should have included that in the post. Nice one.
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Hitting up a woman and getting dirty with her. Will you get blocked?
Not if you know your Chat Game and know how to ease a girl into dirty chat. I'm about done with an original post:Chatting & Gaming, that will shed a light on that issue.
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Not every man wants 3sums etc?
True. But do you know your woman's own fantasies? OE how she ia fulfilling them?

mezarddinny thanks boss
This draw my attention bro, nice answers to the questions... One have to understand how women operate before gaming them true true.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Weeps As Lady Sexually Harrass Him In Public by Akinbahm(m): 9:45pm On Feb 11, 2019
MCMXCVIII:
sad
Young boys and girls, handle this post with wisdom, read it and digest it. There's a lotta sense here.
I dunno what the guy above me is talking about shaa

Kudos to the dude, The world is mess to start with, imagine if this was done in reverse. Dem for don deal with the guy. After they'd say the '#MeToo' movement is key and Feminism is major.
Couple of females are just internet-inspired dumbos.
Nice one bro, av been seeking an answer to the reason behind girls touching guys breast publicly and if u try such with them they change borne face as if that's not what they actually want...
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Weeps As Lady Sexually Harrass Him In Public by Akinbahm(m): 9:39pm On Feb 11, 2019
1StopRudeness:
Guy sharrap.....!!!!
Men and women are not the same....
It's seduction if a woman touches you...
It's harassment if u do the same.....
That's how the world works....

it's a feminine world. Women don't just like to see it that way cos they are too one way traffic and greedy..
It a woman world true true...
RomanceRe: Am Emotionally Heart Broken...please HELP ME! by Akinbahm(m):
united442:
noted!

she hasn't left yet, but the red light is crystal clear..so am preparing for d worst..

never.d.less, thanks alot.
Bro, nobody here knows the exact pain u going through right away but Landers can only advise u on what to do but u gonna take the decision urself. back to the matter I keep saying this he who invest more in a relationship become the "Slave" and he who invest less in a relationship becomes the "Master" of the said relationship...
My advise goes thus;
1: Back out stop the chasing that's limit the calling, chatting, caring and the attention uve being given her give her the chance of doing the chasing also.
2: Start giving her u don't care attitude and stop behaving as if ur happiness is centered around her.
3.Focus more on ur studies and give it more attention then try to be more successful (with ur studies, ur look, ur financial status and b more active in school)
4. Make her feel inferior to u by scouting for a promising winger "a beautiful smart lady" the one who have more possession than her (that senior her in all ramifications) this will make u superior over her and send her a silent message that u no longer tolerate a Bleep.
Lastly do it manly and do a lot of girls don't turn to pussy nigga and/or a womanizer... I rest my case
RomanceRe: Things To Avoid When You Are Invited For A Sleepover by Akinbahm(m): 11:51am On Feb 09, 2019
searchproject:
#6. Don't Deprived Him Of Seeing A Football Match

Most guys out there don’t joke with football matches. They will go extra miles just to see a football match. However, when you start depriving him of seeing football games because you want to watch Zeeworld and Telemundo, he may not find this funny. The next time you want to come around, he wouldn’t want you to come.
To invite her over will be extremely easy, I will just make sure the next time I will host her will be during "international break" to avoid unnecessary argument of "Football is more important than me issue".
RomanceRe: Am Emotionally Heart Broken...please HELP ME! by Akinbahm(m): 11:36am On Feb 09, 2019
united442:
Good-day landers in house.
sorry for the lengthy and a bit boring story. but....
Please i need your help, strong and sincere advise.
am emotionally heart broken, scared and seriously depress at what is happening in my relationship now.
have been dating my girlfriend for about 5years now, we both love each other so much.

cutting d story short.

we both attend the same institution,while am in my finale,she's in a par-time program,200l to be precise. while she's currently in school attending lectures for some time now,am preparing for resumption due to the ASUU strike.

Of recent, she has been changing her attitude and character towards me to something else i really do not understand. all this started when i couldn't pick her calls because i was seriously unhappy with her recent i dont care attitude. recently i noticed she hardly pick my calls,takes about 1hour before replying my whatsapp text, sometimes blaming me for any failed plans or agreement,hardly apologize when she's knows that she is 101% wrong, even when i try to caution or correct her on this,she takes it personal,pretend she don't care and i will end up apologizing for both what i did and did not do,recently always taking advantage on my feelings for her cause she knows i love her so much.

of recent, have been generating this mindset that things between us isn't normal,have been worried and scared cause i love her so much and i don't want to loose her. so i had to text her yesterday that i don't like what's happening between us, i don't feel good or comfortable and this her recent attitude is not normal, i had to apologize and apologize both for what i may have done in the past, present and had to even apologize for my wrongs in future if actually it has anything to do with me..i told her all my feeling about her and that i cant bare the pains of loosing her.

she told me nothing has change between us and that i am her first love and she still love me..she keeps on telling me this anytime i try to dig deep on what is bothering her.

i was very scared, worried, bothered, and heart broken when she ask me if i still remembered a guy she told me about that lived very close to her elder sister's house, a friend of her elder sister's husband, i told her yes, and she told me this guy has been having feelings for her that this said guy has to tell her elder sister's husband that he is liking her.

i was so worried and scared cause this is my first love and i love her so much, and i myself knows she still loves me, at that moment,i dnt even bothered to ask more about the guy,i started expressing my feeling 2 her, that i dnt want to loose her,i love her so much and wants 2 have a future with her, i just keep saying things i really cant remember and alots of promises i made, telling and pleading to her not to hurt me with all this.

i try to ask her about her feelings and her own side of the storygrin, she wouldn't say cause she said i overreacted when she told me,i told her i was only scared of loosing her and she keeps on telling me that she still love me and that nothing has change between us. told me not to think much about it that she is still with me..

please landers in the house grin especially the females, please i need your advise, please, i really dnt know if i should be patient with her or my days with her are numbered...please no matter how short,lengthy and hurtful it is, please i need your MATURED advise!!..

Thanks!
Abeg who laughs off the post should gather here for a trophy...
RomanceRe: How I Got Into The Friend Zone (my Lesson) by Akinbahm(m): 2:03pm On Jan 17, 2019
internationalman:
Some girls can give you their honey pot without u spending a dime on them knowing that you have enough to spend on them afterwards...
We are saying the same things

They mostly do so so they don't seem like a prostitute in your eye[/quote]That's the bitter truth "they don't want to lose ur money and honey pot and the at d same time look like a LovePeddler to u...
RomanceRe: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex With Strangers by Akinbahm(m): 1:42pm On Jan 17, 2019
ubunja:
lol you may find that in her hood she had a sparkling clean record but needed a safe space to get the madness out.
thought as much cause the way she dressed that day portrays a good girl from a good hood with a bad intention...
RomanceRe: How I Got Into The Friend Zone (my Lesson) by Akinbahm(m): 1:40pm On Jan 17, 2019
internationalman:
U think I'm dumb enough to spend money on a girl and not kpanshing her?
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Invite Your Girlfriend And She Comes With 10 Friends? by Akinbahm(m): 1:34pm On Jan 17, 2019
emekalanka:
If I asked only her to come out for a date and she did so, its too obvious that she didn't meant well for me and wouldn't fall for any cheap lie she might tell me.
Girls are psychologically wired to behave weird at times to complicate things for u and u will keep on imagine what's gone over them it's nature not their fault mind u she might bring her friends to the table just to prove to them u are a worthy Man and/or to dupe u and escape that's girls for u.
they are wired to think emotionally not logically as men...
RomanceRe: How I Got Into The Friend Zone (my Lesson) by Akinbahm(m): 1:26pm On Jan 17, 2019
internationalman:
U think I'm dumb enough to spend money on a girl and not kpanshing her?
bro nowadays girls knw the motive behind guys spending on them, forming philanthropist, u sounding nicely & being gentle to them forming Mr nice and/or bad boy etc they know most of us (not all) are after their honey pot that's why they always bill u up b4 u requested for their honey pot so that they won't lose ur money & their honey pot...
RomanceRe: "Prostitutes Have More Dignity Than African Wives" - Lady On Twitter Says by Akinbahm(m): 11:37am On Jan 17, 2019
GreenArrow2:
No wahala. This is coming coming from a feminist farm implement with a nose like a garden hose. She needs a lover in her life. Some of these ladies are angry at being single for so long they just take to throwing tantrums unnecessarily. See how she just called her mother a prostîtute. The same woman who has been praying for her to get married all this while so that she can have peace of mind.
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RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Invite Your Girlfriend And She Comes With 10 Friends? by Akinbahm(m):
obembet:
What will you do if you invite your girlfriend to an expensive club and she comes with 10 of her friends?
Some girls are funny like that truly u will call them u want to take them out only for them to tag their friends also as if nah bridal shower them dey go wait, the so call girlfriend must be wicked ooh (10 girls that's a football team) the girl bleeped up she suppose to bring sub(7) along. Kai, the guy meet his doom be that.
Back to the matter if my girlfriend do such I go call her outside to reason together on what to do that's if the money wey dey my hand no fit cater for them all but if I get gonna foot their bills and tell my girl she gonna meet her doom when next she tries such with me again...
RomanceRe: I Seriously Feel I Am Under A Love Spell, Please, Help A Brother by Akinbahm(m): 11:53am On Jan 16, 2019
kikikikikiki, the edo man laughing in Spanish right away brb dude...
RomanceRe: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Season Of The Thug. by Akinbahm(m): 11:37am On Jan 16, 2019
You are on point bro...
CelebritiesRe: #10yearschallenge: Eniola Badmus Shares Cleavage Baring 10 Years Throwback Photo by Akinbahm(m):
SolutionMee:
cheesy

Funny enough, those boobs have more integrity than many Nigerians.

Most guys in Nigeria don't think of anything apart from b00bs, sex and all those dirty shits.

If you want to confirm this to be true, give an average Nigerian guy a cover letter and a porn video. Pretend as if you will come back to collect it the following day. After few minutes, go back. You'll be surprised seeing the young man struggling to copy the porn video in his laptop and smartphone. Ask for the whereabouts of the manuscript, it will be no where to be found.

Nigerian men don't think anything outside these bullshits. No creative and innovative ideas, no plans, no vision, no ambition, no goals, nothing... nothing.
Bro, u finding it difficult to copy porn videos doesn't mean others find it difficult to "don't generalize" and who told u most Nigerians (guys) are after ass, boobs and sex? mind u who still save porn videos inside their phone (ask any porn addict) when u can have access to it online any day anywhere anytime...
We know ur type that cum after 30 seconds seeing a girl twisting her ass on TV show...
RomanceRe: How I Got Into The Friend Zone (my Lesson) by Akinbahm(m): 1:29am On Jan 12, 2019
internationalman:
A guy with money can never be friendzoned..
Bro wise up a girl will drain u financially, spiritually, psychologically, emotionally, ur time, physically and they won't forget to put u in a default mode that's square1 (Not them all) So reason with ur brain and not with ur dick & money...
RomanceRe: What If We Were Created Without Sexual Organs? by Akinbahm(m): 1:10am On Jan 12, 2019
eginaP:
That crack is a good one. It's original, continue buying from same dealer
His faculty of reasoning is fluctuating well, I have to give up on his case when I sighted his moniker is "stupidity" in fact nobody can outshine is stupidity arindin agba...
RomanceRe: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex With Strangers by Akinbahm(m):
ubunja:
Sex With Strangers

Here is something Players know that 80% of guys don't know and even if they knew they wouldn't want to believe it: women find it easier to Bleep strangers than guys they
know.

..let it sink in.....

its a reputation thing.

In a society a man has RESPECT while a woman has REPUTATION. when a man goes bad he becomes a criminal. and when a woman goes bad he becomes a LovePeddler. crime is a male problem and whoring is a female problem. crime will cost a man his respect in society. and whoring will cost a woman her reputation. a man needs his respect to be given a wife. and a woman needs her reputation to be made a wife. no Father will hand her daughter over to a criminal. and no mother will allow her son to marry a LovePeddler. for the same reason why most criminals go loot and plunder away from home, so most whores go slut and fornicate away from home. both cant afford to shít where they drink.

Which brings us to the reality of women's sex with strangers…

some girls you see on Sunday nicely dressed taking transport out of the township are not going to some far away church. they are going to dish out pussy in another
hood. Far from the eyes of those who know them. because when the time comes they will have to find husbands from among these same people. so their record must be clean and spotless.

the further away from home you are the more alarmed a girl you know will be if you walked up to her and said "hie!". a girl you know will always avoid you if she sees you in far away places (unless she is stranded) .i once had a girl literally hide behind me saying" that guy is from my hood! i don't want him to see me!".

when they are far from home girls are looking to give themselves a break and breathe a little....

BUT if she sees you doing some shady business yourself, especially involving women, its a different story. she'll see you back home and begin "lol, i saw you the other day...." in her heart she'll be hopping you are low-key dirty dog. and she'll NEVER look at you the same way again.

Henceforth your paths will keep crossing more and more in your hood till its clear as day she wants more of that secret side of you she saw on that day she spotted
you doing the sleazy. if you have a secret dirty life she wants in.

WHY SEX WITH STRANGERS IS BETTER FOR GIRLS
Women prefer anonymous sex because of 2 reasons:
1. strangers don't kiss and tell. her secret is safe and hers to take to the grave. 2. because strangers wont judge her. she can take on a persona and be anyone she wanna be. she can let loose and be the hoe she has always longed to be but couldn't be for the sake of maintaining her reputation in her area. there is a reason
why women commit suicide when their sex tapes and nudes surface.

when a woman's reputation is in tatters, it affects ALL areas of her life: her boss @ work, her pastor @
church and her future husband will never forgive her.... It's for the same reason why most girls do 3sums and anal sex with strangers and not guys they know...a local girl cannot do some dirty things with a fella in her hood without it getting whispered from person to person until it reaches her own mother! not to mention her potential
suitors.... ruining her reputation. Her reputation is all she has. she doesn't even have to be a virgin, but she must have a solid gold reputation.

most guys don't know; but the reason women
can turn down proposal after proposal and patiently wait for"Mr. Right" is not because they have amazing self-control; but because"Mr. Right Now" is pounding that pussy day in day out...behind scenes (Single Women are some of the biggest sluts you'll ever see.a pussy that is not loyal to 1 dick is a pussy you must fear ) the same reason women have such astronomical body count numbers. the same exact reason why women love these two words:"Secret Lover"

if in your hood you can spread the word that you can keep a secret and women prove this to be true, you'll Drown in pussy....you'll be getting pussy after pussy from virgins, good girls, married women and even pastors' wives...women LOVE a man that can keep a secret: even your best friend must not know the things you do (that's why most players are lone wolves with no friends.women love men like that. it saves them the trouble to go slut far away)

you'll get more sex from girls you don't know than girls you know....especially if girls in your area view you as a good guy. they avoid guys like you for fornication because they're preserving their reputation with you and preserving you for when they want to settle with a respectable gentleman. good guys finish last.
#theRePill
#MGTOW


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justiniyke29
Welcome bro, you nailed it I must confess that's why some girls prefer "one night stand" ur post reminds me of a girl in my junior school then though we no dey rapport too much like that later I changed my school after our junior waec fast forward to my university days before we resume for the session (internal strike) I was at home doing nothing just decided to log in to fb cause its been a while as I was scrolling through and I saw a pics that captured my mind to my surprise it was this girl (I 4gt to tell u we r friend on fb) the babe don turn to big fish I hit like on her post and message her hours later on messenger things start to flow as a dull boy I requested for her line digit and place a call to her 2days after I collected her numb we end our discussion with her agreeing to pay me a visit. when she reach my side before me self con know wetin dey go I don dey on top this babe the thing she did wey burst my brain pass b say her guy con call her and she con pick and I still dey knack am nah that day my mentality change towards girls...
Christianity EtcRe: Why Jesus Christ Actually Came To The Earth by Akinbahm(m): 5:42pm On Dec 25, 2018
Tokziby:
What about Santa Claus? grin

Do u even have scriptural backing to these ur claim; That God created earth as an extension of heaven? And they weren't created to serve different purpose?

When God created heaven, did he created Hell at the same time? If yes, why did he created hell?


Did Adam committed the sin on his own volition or was he aided?

Do u believe that God is perfect and omniknoweth(knows everything including the future and everyone's destiny)?
If yes, why would HE have included in the plan to sacrifice his only son or himself to redeem man when he already knows the future?

Also every sin man commits is in disobedience to God, And He has the power to forgive and punish, why would he need blood of his blood to forgive man since everything still goes to him??

These questions begs for answers with scriptural backing not just opinion.
Thanks
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