₦airaland Forum

chiagozien:
Chai waitin person do Yoruba people.anywhere they go

planetx13:
You are walking down the street and you see a pretty girl. You make a move and approach her. She is so sweet and cool and you guys start chatting , for there she agrees to go out with you . You take her out maybe once or twice and spend some money...

After doing all the shakara in the world, she agrees to visit and one thing leads to another.....Lo and behold your expensive air freshener becomes a "learner" and the stench from the kitty can make someone turn in the grave. The pant is even torn ( who knows if it the smell from the kitty that caused it).

Nobody wants a smelly kitty ... it Will be nice if you pigs try and take your hygiene seriously .

Take the advice seriously so that you do not become a bachelorette till 70, and to avoid stories that touch if you are lucky enough to find someone.

Meanwhile mouth odour happens to both sexes so include your fellow women in your loop sided advice

Ciao

hisexcellency34:
Disappointed. I thought he is an Afonja

NwaAmaikpe:



Sad.
So sad.
It's also sadder that an undergraduate will fall for a mere security man who is also an ex-convict.

Sometimes I don't pity some of these girls, just drive a tinted Venza and stop one of them, they'd rush and hop in.
Now see the end result.

The Yahooboys you see today are Nigeria are a practical example of Olamide's YBNL.
90% of them can't even write a well-constructed sentence.
82% of them don't even know how to operate a laptop.
They are all ritualists.
Yahoo Boys No Laptop.

husbandsnatcha:
then he isnt fit 2 be called my father, i wl disown him in death, na only 4 afonja woman dey beat man 2 death

husbandsnatcha:
but some1 dat calls himself a man dnt suppose 2 be killed by an ordinary woman...as i am i knw i can win u in a fight even kill sef...hahahaha

husbandsnatcha:
D man resemble afonja , woman must beat dem

Na joke o!

Tallesty1:
Some idiots will still say "Don't hit a woman no matter what"

DavilleBadt:
So wizkid dey drink on credit. Issokay!

Osagyefo98:
Yorubas chaii Two brothers leaving as one until this afonja set in and scatter them
If so chioma for make davido no dey talk to his brothers.


Omotayo....na dem.

Mikkylounge:
Why do you ladies hide your face? It'd be nice to bump into some of you in a mall or at the airport or something

AfonjaBoston:
Wizzy be acting like he eats and dines with Diddy.
He probably has arranged that meeting for close to 4 months now.

Yeye dey smell. All na format to stay relevant no business deals whatsoever

greatman247:
For your little mind, Wizkid is not just the best right now but the hottest. I mean right now and not before or in the nearest future. Case closed.

greatman247:
BasketMouth mouth wide ooo, always looking razz but money dey.. Wizzy Baba nla, Nigeria's finest right now any other musician na counterfeit.

IamD18:
These boys think Politics in Nigeria is all about going to studio to shout "Manya Manya oo"

E too sure me say Wizkid no get PVC.

Saff:
But really the question is, apart from money what can you offer us in realationships? Even that money sef, most girls can make it on their own. Shior

oloyolo:
I was working in one senators house, a friend stole some expensive gin from his bar, we got so high my friend was terrified of standing his feet meanwhile I got tasty and decided to climb one of the giant mango trees in his garden.

I know you might be asking, what is the correlation between a mango tree and being tasty, my answer is you have to be sloppily drunk to find that out.

BTW the whole experience was fuc*** zen.

oh and one time I drove all the way from abuja to kaduna under the influence of codine, and I still don't know why tf I made that trip in the first place, I really believed I had a good reason for doing it back then though.

Humanbeing1st:
Okigwe, Imo State, na dem ipob on d beat again

rex444:
me too...send me invite oooo...highqueen

Bidobado1:
You are a tribal bigot. Kill yourself asap.

highqueen:
Lol.
God will never allow me meet those ones.
Frustrated and bitter ones, God forbid.

bwealth0031:
I'm not kuku wicked. I just want to show him the real boss.

bwealth0031:
Yinmu. Juve dominated the 90 mins but couldn't complete the cycle. Man U showed c7 not to celebrate like a novice.
All the best for them
as for me, forca Barca. Vamos Barca. Forca Leo.
I want that Juve sef to face barca so that they can be out in time.

zlantanfan:
This is highly disrespectful to a club that raised you to stardom, messi can never show such ingratitude

AryEmber:
Enlighten me pls. If you are not going to club to drink alcohol or for the ladies, what else is there to do in the club.

Xaos:
Nice.

Today we welcome a brethren into the world of the singles where you sleep with no worries, wake up with an almighty èrection and no one dares question you!

A place where your only responsibility is to take care of yourself, have a good time and laugh at ugly people.

No emotional blackmail and no stúpid dramas.

No commitment to any one or fear of infidelity.

Once you know how to take care of yourself, company becomes an option and loneliness becomes an enemy.

Welcome brother.

Groovenaija360:
Check well na Afonja guys em be

Patrioticman007:
Igbo amaka

devindevin2000:
Afonja and women private part are like 5 and 6. Check the man well well even with fake name, he must be an afonja impostering as Igbo. Or an Igbo man who has lived in Afonjaland for so long that he is no behaving like an afonja. Igbo men can never stoop so low or disgrace their manhood because of female private part.

rock003:
Igbos should know that crime has no tribe