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Nice 1...
It's not easy 2 turn back a moving vehicle going downhill...
When d brake is applied, it moves further downhill a little b/4 reaching a velocity of 0 b/4 turning back...
We expect a govt dat will perform magic & turn over what has been bastardised 4 so many years
What we shld Thank GOD for is dat we have started taking steps in the right direction

kaycii1:
just as there is a big difference between DIFFERENT AND DIFFERENCE

educated olodo gal!

... Oxymoronic statement...

chacoonder:
He is looking fresh and happy..I was expecting to see an unpleasant and remorseful look..I think he needs more time there.

Day169:
See? He's looking like "Metuh-selah"!

danpaul1:
disheartening!
tyrant PMB

Don't tell me u're not happy dat our money is being recovered from these pple

kennygee:
8 years after the death of my dad, I wish this for my ma o.
But she just no send.

Khaffi:
My sister, that's how most women are. Coming March Will make it 17years we lost our dad, my mom no gree marry ever since then. Now she's in her late forties. I'm sure if it was the other way round, I for don get step mom(s) with plenty siblings

I'm so sorry about ur stories

sarutobie:
who will discipline the people? the trigger happy police or the brutish military? when both of them needs the discipline even more..instead of strengthening institutions you're trying to whip people into line in this era? seriously the people being 'led' and the ones 'leading' in nigeria are one big circus family.

Y not view it from d angle of "when u tell the noisemaker 2 write down d names of noisemakers, he will himself keep quiet and will not make noise".
I believe dat dose dat are meant 2 protect and enforce d law will not want 2 b caught in d act dat opposes d law. Moreover, d law also applies 2 dem as no 1 is above d law

ruffDiamond:
it's gonna be the former and u had better prepare yr mind for it..police know how to properly reset the brain of stubborn and compulsive law breaker like u with CORRECT SLAP ,yeah ,people like you who thrives in an atmosphere of general disorder,indiscipline and flagrant display of impunity like making call while driving,forming yeye big man, while obstructing other road users cos one idiot ic bigman dey chat with Im olosho galfriend ,blocking road on wkend cos one alhaji wan arrange Owanbe ? ,defecating in public on twalkway,flowers,crossing highway ,.. the list is endless ..you think subtle approach and jingle is gonna solve all that For where?for naija eh?u funny sha subtle and jingle my azz !

U're fully on point bro
What more can I say... U're fully in order

jamela:
Most times it's the waiter, they are supposed to keep an eye on the people they serve, although it might not seem right, but restaurants do this to avoid waiters from pocketing pay and claiming it was a dine and dash. I could say I just met him there, they wont force me to pay for what I didn't order.

Well, I get it
That's fair enough 4 d person being abandoned @ d restaurant.

Good 1... This, I believe, will make us look inwards 2 survive.

dominique:
And we see some people selling theirs for petty cash to buy the latest iPhones.

Are u serious?

99foxxy:
Serves the stupid man right.... One last advice! Make sure u sleep with all his friends. Useless men every where...

Madam, if u don't have anything 2 say, then keep quiet. Can 2 wrongs make a right?
If she's caught in the act of doing what u told her, will u b there 2 protect her?

@OP - All I have 2 say 2 Mr Husband and wife is - Whatever we do, we should know that GOD sees us and one day, we will all be judged by GOD. This should supersede any form of trying 2 pay sum1 back in his penny.

Elchappo:
A Lecturer with ND Cert
I thought they said the yorubas ve more Professors abi there is a course called Professor in most polytechnic in the South West..

Are u jealous dat Yoruba's have d most numba of Profs?

Estharfabian:

Keep it up

Estharfabian:
It's Her Ass!!!

Sh'oro niyen

Imagine sum1 who was promised a better living wen travelled abroad...
Imagine him being sponsored abroad thinking that he is being loved by his "brothers"
Imagine him realising that he must have been deceived into dropping sumtin he never knew could cost him his life when he is "air-bound"

To go na gbege
To come back na wahala

pretydiva:
The guy is a total disgrace 2 himself, his manhood ,his family..,infact his entire generation

Habaa! This is 2 much now. He was wrong but y shld u involve his family and generation... ahn ahn.

U even seem 2 b more concerned dan d person involved

It is wrong 2 do it, many pple don't know this.

JanuaryTempest:
I know okra, but it doesn't get mushy just like that over there. It's not my favourite though because I find it "mucusy" & slimy.

Think I've checked ewedu before. I guess it just doesn't fail to amaze me

Let me give u a clue...

Just check in2 an Amala joint and request 4 hot amala + a mixture of ewedu and gbegiri (Preferably on top of the amala)...

U may want 2 step it down with a bottle of soft drink sha... then

Thank me later

Sometimes I just thank GOD GEJ didn't win the last election... He practically finished Naija... Thank GOD

Dash her marks @ ur own peril... If she believes dis much in Jesus, she's not suppose 2 think of having what she didn't work 4... It's a form of cheating

j1mmy:
on its course? The fan in your house is run by god, the rain is god taking shower, god gave the starving somalian a kid that starved for 6 months and die - use your head....kai africans yepa

You keep letting yourself down terribly!

You should not be allowed in a physics class...olodo!

well god was making things happen until humans discovered how it is done.

no one could go to moon because god lived in space, now that humans can reach space mumu like you decided on something else we have not yet discovered!

oh and yes my mumu african, god created the traffic in lagos so people can suffer for the fun of it. no wondered even lebanese kebab sellers are your lord and masters

Calm ur nerves,
dat fan u're talking about didn't design itself, sum1 did it.. So as the Sun and Moon... dey don't run on their courses by chance or coincidentally, Someone made it so.

jamela:
Restaurants and bars know the person who orders, pays. That's why in developed societies, the waiter always serves both parties menu booklets, the bills come back enclosed in the booklets used to order. It seems some Nigerian outfits use this lack of awareness to defraud their male customers, some even go as far as encouraging the females who arrive in company of a male to try their new expensive dish just so the male would have to pay for it or risk looking like a douche.
It's unfair to go out with a man and expect him to empty his pocket just because you have an appetite. It's either we both pay for ourselves or if he insists on paying, I tell him what options I fancy on the menu and let him decide what's okay for him to order. Nothing wrong with offering to order for yourself if you need any extras, you might as well even decide to get dessert for you both.

@Bold
If d guy absconds, who pays for him / is held responsible?

Good move, no 1 is above d law... & dose dat think dis is witch haunting, it is better 2 witch haunt dan 2 not do anything about corruption... If PDP gets 2 power next time, let dem also witch haunt... As long as the pple being alleged of corruption are given fair hearing and if found guilty, are prosecuted accordingly... It's better dan just looking @ dis thieves roam d streets

1 of d results of d rubbish left from the last administration... I heard banks will be dropping soon... Mbaka was on point when he said the last administration ate all the meat & left the bone 4 dis admin... I pray Almighty GOD sees us through.

freshside:
why did baba allow these thieves to enter aso rock.Dokpesi must go to jail

If this actually happened in Aso Rock, I think that place is just 2 porous

I hope they won't use this against PMB in the future... Make dem no talk say na part of d $ 2.1B dem use take buy card 4 baba o.

Anyway, I expect baba 2 b smarter dan dat sha

This ultimately shows dat we have a listening President who is responsive 2 d yearnings of the masses... I'm not sure the past administration would have done this even if Nigerians shout more than they did now

Good move by PMB

Rose2014:
Ngeneukwenu won't like this

This is the height of incompetence. Imagine this.


Shame on sycophants. While they're on one end defending the budget, Buhari has withdrawn it from the other end. Their oga didn't even read the details of the budget before presenting to NASS yet his robots were busy cheering him and opening threads to educate us how the budget is great for Nigeria

Sycophants will ruin this administration faster than the opposition

Oga, Cool down now... Have u not started feeling the wind of Change since d beginning of this admin.

I love this step by PMB... It shows dat we have a listening President

j1mmy:
on its course? The fan in your house is run by god, the rain is god taking shower, god gave the starving somalian a kid that starved for 6 months and die - use your head....kai africans yepa

You keep letting yourself down terribly!

You should not be allowed in a physics class...olodo!

well god was making things happen until humans discovered how it is done.

no one could go to moon because god lived in space, now that humans can reach space mumu like you decided on something else we have not yet discovered!

oh and yes my mumu african, god created the traffic in lagos so people can suffer for the fun of it. no wondered even lebanese kebab sellers are your lord and masters

We don't seem 2 b on same page so... I'll let go

j1mmy:
I believe in proof
I believe in empirical evidence

You believe in what you are told.. it makes you mentally inferior, incapable of using your own brain, less human and not in control of your own mind! - a monkey or house pet perhaps?

Ok... Let me give u a proof
U don't need 2 be told dat the sun runs on its course so as the moon by mere coincidence... Someone would have made it so.
I believe u agree with me

j1mmy:
Let me guess, you also believe in santa, man in the sky, angel gabriel and lucifer!

You are a small boy or girl.

There are 18 year old civilized kids smarter than you.

Check you IQ, I bet it's say similar to a monkey or guinea fowl.

Sorry 2 ask... Do u believe there is anything "unseen"

calliope:
pls dear don't quote me again OK? Cause u have configured ur percept about dis people........ (my kind)
You can't understand everything...... Believe or leave it

I was just being curious, dat's all... and believe me, it's a harmless question... I wasn't trying 2 use it against or judge u.