₦airaland Forum

Pheals:
Wedding oko !!! Just to pack the stuff small na wahala?

... I think say dem no dey wear bra 4 dis kind dressing nah... Armless things

It's like dat gown no b her size anyway... I don't even y our ladies keep exposing there bodies

Sum1 should kindly summarise pls

Adaure4ever:
That kind of woo get as e be.

I'm just curious 2 know as d thing be? Provided he's presentable & matured

pet4ril:
if I were the girlfriend, i would have laughed the living hell out of them especially if I was against their participation in the ist place

Haba! Behind every successful man, they say, there's a woman... Y not encourage him instead... & again, what if he wins even as u were against it... Be +ve

ThoniaSlim:
This is wrong but the pictures crack me up!
You know you're not fit, you went to join marathon!

I don't think there's harm in trying nah

matrix199:
I don't knw if u remember some ladies who sold, or stil sell, provisions at the lagoon front... Iya bobo, auntie oyinbo, with one other lady with a cute son. They joined the guy in begging the soldiers. The soldiers threatened to spew their provisions on the ground if they don't keep shut. That was what angered me and my H.M. We were ready to w**te these chickens in military attires if they were adamant to let him go.

Let me tell u the truth, I only pretend to love this country. I'm getting tired of pretending. Our own president cld go to UK brandishing us as criminals, or having the propensity to commit crimes in other nations. Isn't it senseless?!

It's quite a long time, u know... Just imagine "The soldiers threatened to spew their provisions on the ground if they don't keep shut"...
Dey probably thot dey were in there Barack

matrix199:
Is this a country?

I remember many years back in unilag at the lagoon front, a car pulled over at the creative art studio and asked for the direction to unilag guest house. The occupants were awua in their uniforms. There was a student who wore a camou short. The coconuthead officer ordered his aide to seize the short from the student. The aide called the student, and told him to remove the camou and hand it over. The guy pleaded that he wore no under-pant, but he wldn't listen. The aide came down with his horse whip. The guy was in a dilemma. Should he obey and hand over the camou and go naked in full view of the public, or continue pleading. At that point, my avengers and I, who usually come to the front to calm our nerves with u know, had to come to his rescue. We confronted the soldiers and told them, ordinarily, if they weren't in their uniform, they would have been floating in the lagoon. But because of the fact they are properties of the government, we'll kindly enlighten them that a university is like a mini country inside a macro country. It has a head and a parliament. It has constitutions as well. You can't come in here ordering a student to pull off his short(whether it's a camou or not). Maybe when he leaves the school environment, then u can abuse the power vested upon you by the authority(not that you're individually powerful). Well, they had no choice than to let him go becos they cld perceive the C.sativa and C.indica smell from us, and realised we're not ordinary students, not with tinted eyes.

Now I ask again, is this a country?

I'm glad 2 hear dis from a fellow Akokite... Nice thing u guys did

dekronik:
well, this kind of assault can only happen in other parts of Nigeria BUT not in the war zone called north east. Civilians in Adamawa, Borno and Yobe have lost all form of fear and respect for soldiers especially when those same soldiers are the ones that will beg you for civilian clothes and run faster than you from boko haram fighters. Im not lying and im not exxagerating. Some civilians even tell the soldiers that they should give them their guns so as to defend there homes if the soldiers are running. Ask any of the IDPs on the outtskirts of Abuja what happened when boko boiz came. they will tell you that its the soldiers that first ran before the civilians. I personaly saw a civilian shouting at an airforce personell in Yola when they had a fracas. The civilian was shouting and telling the airforce if he thinks hes a man let him go to Gwoza with his uniform. The officer just kept quiet and left the place..
let me add a final note but its off topic: do not be fooled by the latest propaganda, boko haram is still much active in the north east. the ONLY, and i repeat ONLY people openly challenging the are the local hunters and vigilante. Soldiets will only show up after the hunters/vigilante decimate d boiz to take credit and snap pictures. if you think im lying then ask yourself why has yola to maiduguri road via gwoza not been opened one year after supposed liberation of gwoza?

@bold

legaxi:
Not just the girl but all those guys too, take them out individually is the best way to resolve this issue.

U remind me of a movie... Paid in full... After d rule of Law does not seem 2 yield +ve results after a group of guys lured 1 of dem in2 killing his son just in d name of initiation... he told d court 2 4get about d case... Before u know it, went back 4 d guy who did it... he lost sum other family members in d process sha 'cos d rest of dem came after him... He got rid of all of dem tho

B/4 we start complaining about dis admin... I think we be patient & let the Reps Pass our Budget

tonychristopher:
One thing I know is that in AAU what you get there is 85% cultism and prostitutions while 15% education
I not surprised at this news ....try engaging one of their graduates and understand what I am talking about
Ekpomski too much jhoor

Na wa o

tempix:
This was clearly revealed To the last prophet of of Islam and you still dont believe him
Quran, 55:19-20
He has set free the two seas meeting together.
There is a barrier between them. They do not transgress.
Quran, 25:53
He is the one who has set free the two kinds of water, one sweet and palatable, and the other salty and bitter. And He has made between them a barrier and a forbidding partition.

What more can I say than...
ALLAHU Akbar

MarvelJ:
Noble Verse(s) 55:19-55:22
Yusuf Ali:
[055:019]  He has let free the two bodies of flowing water, meeting together:

[055:020]  Between them is a Barrier which they do not transgress:
[055:021]  Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?

[055:022]  Out of them come Pearls and Coral:
Arabic (from right to left):

‏55:19 مرج البحرين يلتقيان
‏55:20 بينهما برزخ لايبغيان

‏55:21 فباي الاء ربكما تكذبان
‏55:22 يخرج منهما اللؤلؤ والمرجان



The Holy Quran is not only full of miracles but it is a miracle in itself. In its verses Allah, the Supreme Creator (or God Almighty) has invited all intelligent human beings to ponder over His marvelous creations and gain knowledge. Modern science is discovering slowly the events/objects that have been revealed to Prophet Muhammad (s.a.w.) over 1400 years ago through the Holy Quran.
One of such great miracle is the meeting of two oceans/seas in such a way that they flow side by side, or even within each other, but they don’t mix and mingle. In many places around this world there are two masses of sweet-water and salt-water flowing side by side at the same place but without mixing or mingling with each other

I think this verse is not d only verse which talks about it... I think there are other verses too... Not very sure, anyways

It looks more like break time 2 me... How many pple have d tym 2 gather like dat when u have whole lot-o-work 2 do

Folarinibrahim1:
2

Oga... How far nah? 2 bawo? Calculate again abeg... afterall pple don calculate b/4... U can fit 2 check there workings & answer

Sunglass20:
OK Na.... thank you uncle.

Anytime Sis...

Marxxx:
lols...I will ensure I avoid such task next time. Seeing people staring at me trying to impress me makes me uncomfortable....lol...and then they are giving you this rehearsed look. I feel it's time wastage. I will prefer the Hr ends all recruitment processes at their end....As much as organisations believe in Team work, I find it uncomfortable.

I don't c anything wrong with what u did @OP, I don't think any Graduate shld find dat question difficult anyway

brunofarad:
So u want these poor kids to help u find ur lost €
By dashing Their hopes at the 11th hour


Oya you what's the value of

i² under complex number realm

Solve within 90seconds


Over sabi

U sound (Write) like an Engineer... Ur ansa is "-1", anyway

Sunglass20:
Em...Em....
North American

Dat's good of u
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U must b very intelligent
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Now... Clap 4 yasef

Nowenuse:
Mr Man i am not igbo, not all of us here are igbos pls! I fully accept the fact that yorubas behave like cowards. I am from the middlebelt region.
Yorubas over respect and exhort hausa-fulanis. Why is this so?
Even some of we middlebelters who were classified under Northern region bein ruled by hausa-fulanis, yet we do not have any regards, fear or respect for hausa-fulanis, rather we hate them because or their born-to-rule character.

I see d reason why Ilorin will never be free from fulani rule.
A yoruba city being ruled by fulanis.
Shame shame shame!!

Are u jealous dat Yorubas love Husa-Fulanis? Don't worry, u guys can also earn it if u imbibe good culture

chinchum:
this pix last year

Dat shows dat Yorubas respect pple because u earn it... Y didn't dey do dsame 2 GEJ, even after squandering our common wealth on dis same pple (According 2 what we heard)... I don't think PMB has money 2 offer dem, but d good governance he has been rendering

Sunglass20:
which is?

Em..... Em
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Guess

DonBobes:
Y don't u try dem first n see what happens to ur soul. Dey even have a job serving der father's land. Wat do u do for a living only criticism n no pay!

Mr Officer, na wa 4 u o...
Na so dem dey serve fatherland... 2 dey beat innocent civilians?
Na wa o

Sunglass20:
Sure... He has made me love the Yoruba race.

I hope d 1st guy is not from d tribe I'm thinking about sha?

Sunglass20:
I have learnt my lesson on such issues so I told myself, NOT EVEN MY OWN BLOOD SISTER IS WORTH TRUSTING WITH MY MAN, talk more of an outsider who calls herself my friend. I have no close girl friend, I don't want any, no one visits my house please. If couples fight and you don't have to ask your friends to come settle instead they work it out themselves, they will go a long way to avoid such stories that touch the heart. I say this coz mine happened same way ; friends and sisters in the name of settlement become lovers with my guy. Thank God for this Present Yoruba Man I have, He came and some of his first warnings were- No third party to settle us when we fight, No greeting of girlfriends or sisters over the phone when we talk, No friend escort to my HSE. Even at that, My smart skul mate still stole his number.. while asking me to leave the guy that he doesn't fit into my class, she was making her way behind. Thank God for transparency- My guy works with that, he taught me that and together, We fought that monster...and now we are engaged. So friends, TRUST NO FEMALE WITH YOUR MAN, COUPLES BE TRANSPARENT AND WORK AS A TEAM so we can all be dancers of GODWIN!

Yoruba Guys Rock shey?

kaziblake:
My friends will never know or see my boyfriend till my wedding day.
Fake friends everywhere.

Nicepoker:
He will be captured, released on bail. Case closed.

But d money go showface... Shikena

catlova:
IS LAMORDE ON THE RUN?

Bros, na so we hear o... Un2 say PMB say make dem probe recovered looted funds

Still waiting 4 madam former Petroleum Minister after d forensic audit

blackprowler:
Oyibos are good psychologists. They're having a great payday feeding on black ape's incurable inferiority complex. The ape denies it stridently all the time but his actions betray his mind. Pupils from ordinary govt schools here go abroad and beat Oyibo in their prestigious universities there. My own brother is my living proof. Born in mind-numbing poverty, just able to pass through public schools because they were free, he's now going to all their prestigious universities there on scholarships paid by them. Down with elitism. Nature doesn't discriminate in awarding talent and intelligence

Dey feed on some while spend on some

Kx:
Nice to know that current realities has opened our eyes that neither CBN nor FG is to blame for the fallen fortunes of our local currency but you and I.

The least this school should get is a closure and the owners prosecuted.

2nded

placeofallure:
Foreign owners? Well, Unconfirmed rumours has it that the school is owned by our dear Mrs Jagaban, a senator of the federal republic. The LPS is a stone throw from my domain.

U don't mean it

Dalyjay:
Why waste money, some parent self... Abii na robot dey teach dem ni? Even if na robot abii dem get bluetooth wey dem dey use transfer word into their ward brain.... Rubbish i rather send my pikein to de ayo international college and pay #13,000

Waste ke! Dat money na "Shicken Shange" 4 sum of dem o

InvertedHammer:
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People are very annoying.
If they withdraw their wards from the school, the school will run out of business and close down.
Nigerians are so daft that even when they have the power, they will refuse to exercise it. The people are very comfortable in playing victims and complaining even when there are better alternatives.
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It looks like competition bro... It's like ego... I may b wrong sha

nairalandbuzz:
Did you skip the part that says Fees can be paid in Naira?

OKeokpa:
The paper says you can also pay in naira. Don't see anything wrong with this. Legally, there is nothing wrong with what the school has done.

So if Naira adds value, d school fees will reduce shey? Abeggy, I don't c any difference init

coolsix:
Seeing such a young man marry such an older woman will surely spark comments from those who dare to speak and not those who pretend not to see it. Besides, if he did not want comment, why take a picture or make it public?

She is too old

See below pls

Jeezuzpick:
That woman has to be in her forties to be older than that dude!

Jeezuzpick:
Dejo is not so young.
He's been acting for up to 20 years or more.
I'll credit him for looking a lot younger than his age.

I think u're rite bro... I was very young since dis guy has been acting & now, I'm looking in2 settling down soon (By the Grace of GOD), and Dejo is just getting married... I think he should be in his late 30s or even early 40s... I have a strong belief, that he is older dan d lady... I may b wrong sha

I thot PMB is accused of being Anti-Democratic?

HopeAlive14:
EFCC appears to have suddenly woken up.

Where have they been all these years that corruption reigned supreme in the nation?

OBJ's administration used EFCC a bit, but GEJ's admin rendered EFCC useless... Just c what happened 2 Sanusi 4 blowing d whistle alone

9free:
No body should mention Madueke after the forensic audit. She's our sister!

Yeske2:
Mother of all probes loading. . . .,the wailers should order for dozens of hankies now because you wailed while we were playing with you, now is the real beating.

mamaafrik:
Alagbon and kirikiri go full hennnnnn?

laidian:
Haaa gbese ree, e go soon happen!

Who says Nigeria is experiencing Austerity? Our monies are on their way back... Yipee

Finally! I've been waiting 4 dis... We really do need 2 fund our budget... Many thanks 2 dose dat saved (Looted) our money 4 us
I wonder how Madam Madueke will be feeling now
Thank GOD... Our $20Billion is on it's way back


....... & FG should also not 4get d Telecoms Industry, I heard there's serious corruption there 2

I think eqn (2) is meant 2 b
G=100C+C
Anyway