₦airaland Forum

Parisian:
You do know that most western countries have a law that states that students must not leave high school younger than 18?

Yes, I do.
It's even a condition for their offer of scholarship through SAT and ACT.

pocohantas:
I received NOTHING. They said people in our hood have money. They don’t know it is all packaging.

12 girls or 12 guys inside 2 rooms, forming Island.

Even Bogije, the swamp is in the island na.
Island babes I hail oo!

ozoebuka1:
Produced from what please?

Gas cylinders, water hoses, taps and aluminium foils.

Should be 10 years na.
They should be focused on schools not admitting children unless they've completed grade 6.

They just want to kill private international schools in Lagos state.
If schools in Lagos refuse to accept my child into year 7 at age 10, what stops me from taking my child to another school in another state?

Hello international educators in Lagos, it's time to start making arrangements to port to another state!
Should I increase the volume?

Nice one. Used tyres can actually be used for something useful and reduce their negative environmental impact.
The attached pictures are products of an ISA project by KS3 high school students in an international school, majority of who were aged 11 - 12 , back in June 2019.
Really beautiful!

I heard COVID-19 was intercepted at Suleja last night. Upon interrogation, it confessed that it was en route Minna.
Kudos to our gallant officer of the Nigerian Police. They're really doing well!
Please who else heard this news?
I hope my TV is not reporting from Saturn oo.

topsquino:
It will soon be your turn

You're doing well.
Four of my friends who I invited to follow you called me to testify that you sent them money. I'm so proud of you!
Keep blazing and touching lives...
Trust me, I'm gonna bring more followers to your social media handles.
One love!

pharrell8:
Wat if she can't swim or don't like swimming, wat re going to do?

I will force her to wash her face with soap and warm water. I no wan see akpu for inside Samsung carton after I don pay.

mharyamikeola92:
Pls help me move this to front page.

I am a working class lady and I hardly demand things from whosoever I love.

There is this guy that I ave been dating for years now. I don’t know what to call his behavior, whether it is stinginess or the other way round.

I noticed that whenever he comes visiting, he doesn’t bring anything and I get to cook and takecare of him. I was forced to talk 1 day.

The last time he came visiting, he brought bread and other stuffs along which he ended up eating all by himself. I decided not to cook or do anything but I couldn't take it so we went out to buy stuffs. I needed to use POS and I forgot my phone at home. So I begged him to transfer 5k to the lady and that I was going to transfer back to him when we get home. We ended up using the money to get chicken, pepper and other stuffs.

On getting home I demanded for his account details in order to transfer the money back and to my surprise, he gave me and I transferred the money.

My major concern is that this guy has never given me common N10 and he is working. I don’t know if he's worth settling down with cos I fear for my future. Will he be able to give if he has more? This is the guy that is already telling me to come meet his mum cos she wants to see me.

Pls no insults, just advice.

Chai!! Inside life!
See this life eh...
I think there should be a kind of configuration oo.
God should do something about matching people.
More often than not, the good/guys girls aren't very lucky with partners. Here I am begging my girlfriend to accept stuff from me, money inclusive.
Infact...
Life is not fair at all!!

topsquino:
Seun cannot objectively ban me.

He knows I'm not a SCAMMER.

If I were a SCAMMER, i would not be here

Your hustle is legit.
I watched your work on YouTube and I was impressed. I already talked to my friends to start following you on the various social media platforms. I completed the first task and sent the screenshots to your email. I didn't do it because I wanted any rewards. I was furious when your thread was deleted yesterday and I knew you'd get banned. I've always thought nairaland is a platform for people to take their legitimate hustle to the next level. Anyways, I'll keep promoting your brand. Keep soaring bro. We got your back.

topsquino:
Thank you for all your support. Yesterday, many people here called me on the phone and gave me one or two pieces of advice regarding giving out MONEY on Nairaland.

As you can see below, I was given a 1-day ban because of spamming. I still don’t know how I spammed this platform. But we all know why I was banned.

Some said, I was trying to SCAM people. If I was trying to scam people here, I’m sure the Moderators would have banned me for months or years.

Below is the attached image of the 1 million Naira I reserved for the GIVEEEAAWAY to prove HATERS wrong.

In any case, it has been postponed.

Don't worry about the ban. Your hustle must pay. I already mobilized for my friends to follow you on all your social media handles. Your hustle must pay.

helinues:
It's going to 1 month now Pope stopped attending mass.

Mosques have been closed in Saudi Arabia.

Meanwhile, holy ghost is on vacation in Saturn.

Maybe in your life, but the holy ghost doesn't vacate. He's always at work in the lives of those who deserve His presence.
Shalom.

ivolt:
No. It is a very bad news.
People who don't show symptoms spread the disease the most.
There is a paper showing that they produce millions of viral particles by just breathing.
Most of his aides and security men are likely positive.

The issue of "transmitability" (permit my coinage) even in carriers who initially test negative is unarguable. However, such persons eventually show symptoms and test positive. I am not disputing the fact that unguarded contact with asymptomatic carriers is more dangerously probable and transmission very unsuspecting. I am however, trying to see beyond that. If a carrier's immunity is so high that the virus can live in him/her without degrading their defences, the antibodies of such persons can actually fight the virus in another infected person before any damage is done.
My thought though.

Positive without symptoms?
This could be good news after all.
If he doesn't fall ill after a considerable period of time, it means his immunity is powerful against the virus.
Hence, his serum can be harvested and used to produce a vaccine that with deal with COVID-19!

Hi. But na you dey do giveaway?

Animal rights activist killing any animal for whatever reason is not an animal rights activist. The snake didn't choose to be venomous and dangerous. God made it so. Hence, it has the right to live.
Oya go and report yourself to the relevant authorities.
Oh! Sorry... I didn't realize that we are in Nigeria.
Well you can still go to the UK or US to report yourself to the real animal rights activists and also receive further training.
Your visa and flight ticket on me.

Chai!!
And they've been boasting upandan that they're prepared to handle the virus. What a mess of a country if this story is true.
Anyway, I am waiting patiently for #FGN #CDC #fmoh and #fmoi through @laimohammed to issue a counter statement to this report.

Code red!
I repeat, CODE RED!!
People should better self-quarantine themselves. Do not wait for government to force you. The streets are not safe. The buses are not safe. The the markets and malls are hot! Everywhere is potentially contaminated.
It's true that we have freedom of movement, but at this moment, we to use our discretion to activate our instinct to live and defeat this pandemic.

Ten what!?

Inconclusive? Prof. Mahmood Yakubu are you hearing this? Someone is trying to overtake you here!

It's ok.
Hope people aren't seeing this as a prophecy though? Dean Koontz's book; "The eyes of darkness" mentioned that about this virus. The book was published in 1981. Anyone can get the book and read it.

Another high risk area as far as I'm concerned is the school. The federal government should as a matter of urgency, order the closure of all schools.
I hope the Nigerian government is not waiting until there's an outbreak in a school before ordering the closure of schools?

Nickshrapnel:
Laying off a staff without tangible reason is a criminal offense right? Or am I wrong?

Refusing to have sex with your boss is a reason enough to get fired, even though it's a wrong and devilish reason.
The moment you reject sexual advances from your boss - male or female - just drop your resignation and get outta there fast. No boss will be comfortable seeing such a person around.
Dude is lucky that the itchy-pu*sy-bit*h didn't set him up with something worse; something that could lead to arrest and prosecution. Some woman can go to that length.
When it comes to sexual harassment and victimization, it's a woman's world.

Advice to men out there.

Please don't just reject sexual advances. Give an excuse for not doing it at first instance, then strategize on how to get evidence of harassment. It's high time we've done something about this ugly trend.

SassyGem101:
I don't think i asked for too much.

Good!
You may end up getting some clay and making him yourself.

El-Rufia has finally named his enemy.
Congratulations.

madridguy:
Alhaji Sanusi should accept his fate and move on.

For you to eat with the devil you must have a very long spoon. The moment he started taking side in the last election, i knew the man is gone already should Ganduje win.

Look at the Sultan of Sokoto, always talk with caution.

Politician can kill their mother to retain power so you don't mess with them.

Long spoon is no longer working oo. Devil has just upgraded his software. Use a spoon at your own risk.
You now need a shovel with a double insulation on the handle, else, don't even think of eating with the devil.

Source please.

Pogba is now a Man Utd fan.
#GGMU
#OIghalo
#NaijaStarPlayer

You say!!