₦airaland Forum

ebamma: the clueless in charge of
the federal republic
president goodluck ebele
jonathan is dead,he died
this morning from an
overdose of cassava
bread.the medical doctor
in charge of aso rock Dr
Toto Haram said that the
president died after eating
almost five loafs of
cassava bread and cassava
gala.when our reporters
met with the late
president's wife mrs
patience jonathan she told
us' no comments my
husband are dead' .may
his clueless soul rest in
shoeless peace

the worst joke ever! So dry and senseless....

Goodluck must complete his second term in office or else the name "Nigeria" would be no more.

Acidosis: If Buhari takes that presidential position in 2015, Then I'll cease to be a Nigerian. . .I'm saying this without any element of doubt that whoever vote for this man-Buhari, will live to regret his actions. .

Nigerians, lets look before we leap. . This man does not have NIGERIANS in mind but Islam and sharia.



We all think GEJ is the Devil, but we'll one day prefer the Devil to Buhari.


The same person that wants to make Nigeria ungovernable now wants to rule over me- God forbid.


I hope Tinubu won't fall for him. . .but then, ain't they brothers (religion) ?

I cover Nigeria with the blood of Jesus... Every spirit of the anti-christ would be defeated before 2015 and GOODLUCK shall be our portion in 2015 and beyond, in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.

666...? I say No! In Jesus name... To hell with dollars. What shall it profit a man when he gained the world and losses his soul?

No!! In Jesus name...

simba4us: In fact, here in Mubi, Adamawa state. Power is over 20 hours /day. Just that it's low. Up PHCN

in my area, we enjoy atleast 23 hours power supply everyday... I give all the glory to God and thanks to our beloved President, may he live long in Jesus name. Amen. I pray he should complete the missing one hour before he leaves office in 2019. I think it's imposible to complete that before 2015... He needs more time to complete the good job he had started.

karl max: did king david contest for the throne?,did he accend the throne through the hate message that your hero bakare is preaching?.king david was choosen by God to be the second king of a united kingdom of isreal he did not become king by contesting for the throne of isreal.he did not become king by joining a political party and instigating people to rise up against the government of the day. Even when saul died in battle david that he persicuted mourned his death.bakare is like saul filled with hate and jealousy while GEJ is like david in this quote from the bible

. David is successful in many battles, and his popularity awakes Saul's fears — "What more can he have but the kingdom?" By various stratagems the jealous king seeks his death, but the plots only endear David the more to the people, and especially to Saul's son Jonathan, who loves David (1 Samuel 18:1, 2 Samuel 1:25–26). KING DAVID did not contest for his throne and was not a card carrying member of any political party instead he served under saul whom he never critized but loved to even moan him in death.read your bible and stop following a false prophet that has exchanged the pupit for a podium to preach hate and incite people against GEJ it would only make make people L♥√ع him the more, the organisation chain h as just showed this with this statement you did not answer my question though cos david didnt contest for the post of king he was made king.a

God bless you dear... May you live long.

Profdoom: Just had an argument with some of my friends and they said,if the electricity is constant come 2015,they will forgive his other sins and vote for him based on that,would you do the same,let me know your opinions

Yes! I i will vote for him, weather there is NEPA or not. Goodluck must be there come 2015 by God's grace.

Aybank: Na wa ooo, wetin we no go see. I wipe for 9ja Na wa ooo, wetin we no go see. I wipe for 9ja

Thank God you are only wipe(ing)...

onatisi: my fellow country men pls i have a questin it might sound stupid but i just need an answer
WHY IS BOKO HARAM TARGETING NOTHERN EMIRS OR SHOULD I SAY NORTHERN POLITICAL,TRADITIONAL AND ISLAMIC LEADERS IF TRULLY THEY BOKO HARAM ARE INTERESTED IN CREATING AN ISLAMIC NORTHERN NIGERIA?

Are you trying to tell us that you are ignorant of the happenings in the North? Where were you when Abu Qaqa (boko haram spokes man) said they will kill the infidels (CHRISTIANS) that refused to convert to Islam? And they will not spare any Muslim that work against them.

arewaboy: And please, when calling your North, remove places like:
Benue
Kogi
Nasarawa
Plateau
Kwara
Taraba
Southern Kaduna
as they will never share the same view with your North. Do you think just becouse these mention states having 40-70% christian population will decide to join the southern nigerian during secession u must be FOOOL. why not mention southern borno, southern gombe, southern adamawa, southern kebbi, southern bauchi, and niger states because they also have a xtian population.

Arewa boy, i was only saying the fact, i never intend to hurt you or anyone... The above States i mention, will not vote for a 'Core' Northerner come 2015. I see the North begging GEj to contest in 2015.

arewaboy: shut up your fvcking mouths better say good or keep silent. may God expose those behind these incessant killings of our dear northern muslims and christian populace!!!

did you truely mean Christians in the North are dear to you?

lacasa: Only the ill informed will keep digging this notion of Bokoharam being supported by northerners.

1st, who r suffering from BH? Same northerners.
No bomb has gone off in GEJj's south, n i wlld αve thought †ђat the south shld be d main target of BH.

2ndly, if not fσr the same northern governors, wld Gej be president today?.

The 19 northern governors under PDP n even oda parties paved the way fσr Gej ϯo become president, they negated their own tribesmen in Atiku (PDP) n Buhari just ​ so​ Gej cld win.

Anϑ, thank God he has even turned his back on them (karma).

​ so​, anybody who tinx bombs r being supported by northerners r either confused or insane.

Infact, tђere is a stronger argument if Ɣou say the BH thing is a southern conspiracy with the backing of rogue northern elements ϯo incapacitate the North.

†ђat even seems more plausible, becos no bomb has ever gone off in the south.

have you forgoten when some of your leaders said they are going to make the country ungovernable for GEJ? i pity una, because the North has lost out politically and Economically. It would be very dificult for a Northerner to smell that seat for the next 30 years to come. And please, when calling your North, remove places like:
Benue
Kogi
Nasarawa
Plateau
Kwara
Taraba
Southern Kaduna
as they will never share the same view with your North.

ebamma: happy birthday fellow gunner,make you lead cbn better than arsene wenger is leading our team

unfortunately, he has only succeeded in distroying THE C.B.N.

When Muslims want to convice the Christians to believe in Islam, they will say, Allah simply means God... But the question is, do they really believe in God? I was in a lesson three days ago when our Islamic teacher (i'm the only Christian in my class) said "... Allah is unique but God is not unique" i was so shocked about his statement but never surprised because i've seen the english translation of the Qu'ran, where when you see the word 'GOD' would be cancel with a pencil while the Allah is not canceld. I once asked a Muslim friend, '' do you believe God and Allah are not same'' and he said ''yes''. But for me and my family, we would worship the only true God.

Glory be to God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ... May He be praised now and for ever. Amen. I pray, may this be the end of Boko Haram in the name of Jesus... Peace is gradually returning to the North. No body is gaining in what Boko Haram are doing. Infact, boko haram has only succeeded in distroying their people's businesses in the North than making the government ungovernable. I know there are boko haram members everywhere (even on NairaLand) please stop the attacks and lets join hands in building a STRONGER NIGERIA and a UNITED SOCIETY. Thank you.

Martmore: No northernm gov there, cos i think niger state gov(aliyu) dey try.

you're only 'tinking'

God's Will.
Fashola.
Rochas.
Oshomole.
.

Odunnu: Cant be boko haram. They are in their holy period

Do not forget, UN building in Abuja was bombed in their holy period... And thier spokesman said, ''Jihad can be fougth anytime''.

[quote author=samsanyus][/quote]D man go take style enjoy doubble ''tin'' ooo. If one is on period, the oda one will be available...

1supremo: I'm waiting for two men married to one wife in the same house. That would interest me more.

it happened about four Years ago in Pakistan. A lady got married to two men.

1supremo: This is a pitiable dismal pisma. It is regretably lugubrious that the ginormous Soyinka is capitulating to senility and senescence.

you are very correct!

Super1759: ...remember he told imolites dat he wil jus be a gov for one tenur.so with all this his plans,don't you think he is eyeing 2015?

Not at all...! He is not eyeing 2015. He knows very well that somebody has to complete his second term in 2015. He can in 2019. Vote Rochas For PRESIDENT 2019.

mrkels: Trust Me, Nigerians would never allow this man be president...I mean even with his good works half his state hate him, trust me, I served in imo state...Am not saying he's not trying, the hell he is way better than ''let's do More'' ikedi ohakim, just that he's methods are allienic. Anyways in my opinion Oshiomole stands better chance if he ever wishes to go down that road...

ok, i don trust you...

Super1759: I know this man gat plans.mayb 2015

Sorry, 2019.

fashizie: shut up dia n call a spade a spade
cos the pepper is more.period!

If it was in Nigeria, the highest he can recieve as salary will not be more than N18k.

ugosly: it is a shame Nigerians especially our so called young people will believe all kinds of fabricated fabrications fabricated to misguide,discombobulate(due cred to sexkills) and confound others for nothing.

Hmmm! No be small thing o...

Sagytarius: wrong use of words. It's DEFUSE and not DETONATE. Haba!

May be they made it to EXPLODE, not just disconecting (defuse). It happened in Kano few Months ago, when Soldiers shot two bombs to DETONATE them, and we heard two loud Bang!!! So, it's not a wrong use of words.

An Unknown person(s) has Fired two more Rocket in mainly Muslims Area in Jos, after the first one that killed a 10 Year old boy close to an Islamic School.

chiover: nice move, ur a man of integrity GEJ, how i wish Buhari and Atiku will congratulate u or an igbo president like dis wen u/d igbo man winsd presidential election kum 2015

YOU SHOULD SAY; 2019: GEJ STILL HAS A SECOND TERM TO DO:

honeric01: What relationship connects the Igbos to Lagos state and other states in Nigeria in the first place? what would you say if soldiers say Igbos should vacate Lagos and other states within 48hrs? especially the igbos that were born and grew up there?

Can you show me any documents stating that Fulanis were never living in Plateau in the first place?

The Igbos are not claiming Lagos as their land the way the Fulanis are doing in Jos, Benue and other States. Take the IGBOS out of Lagos and Lagos would be a dead State Economically. Take the Fulanis out of PLATUE State and PLATUE would be a PEACEFUL STATE: HAVE NEVER HEARD OF AN IGBO MAN OR WOMAN THAT KILL A YORUBA MAN AND TAKE HIS LAND:::::::::::::::: MY KEY BOARD IS FOULTY: I CANT TYPE WELL