₦airaland Forum

Rugby tins

With the paper tigers like Juwon Oshaniwa the Super Eagles are parading and getting there a*ss whooped in recent matches,
do you think we should think like the Cameroonians of old who use to parade rugby like players and took opponents to the cleaners?
In short, with unripe plantain eating players( pardon my brain fart)Cameroon won an Olympic soccer gold and two nations cup wit Nigeria being at the receiving end.
Celestine Babayaro was always shoved aside with ease by the muscular Mboma a former African footballer of the year winner.
Since Cameroon stopped power play football, they hardly qualify for tournaments talkless of winning trophies.
No be small thing.
With Danny Shittu and Adebayo Akinfenwa, the two biggest and thickest players in England right now,
do you think they should form the nucleus of a power packed Super Eagles squad?
Lol

See more baddest pictures here>>>>>>http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/01/we-need-dis-kain-thick-players-for.html

Another one for the road as Tiwa Savage show off her big belle
at the #AliBaba #January 1st concert.

See more pictures here>>>>>>>>http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/01/tiwa-savage-show-off-her-big-belle.html

*clears throat*
elections don reach again
beware of politicians

Serena Williams arrive Perth airport Australia with her oyibo boyfriend and coach to attempt her 19th grand slam win
at the Australian open.
The buzz is Serena is already setting tongues wagging with some lovely selfies of she and her 44 years old boyfriend.

CHECK OUT MORE PHOTOS HERE>>>>>http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/01/serena-williams-madly-in-love-with.html

Ok

Congy is a bast@rd!
See as okada man for kogi state dey do kerewa wit mad woman for bush.
Congy or rituals?

More photos

Source..http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/01/dem-don-catch-kogi-okada-rider-wen-he.html

I saw the devil trying to steal meat from our mama's pot of soup naim I pick race.

wakacome:
That was how tiwa savage told us then that she is only having a business relationship with her manager(tee-bills) but na later we hear say dem wan marry each other......na so e dey start...

dat dia own na small
Super glue sef dey learn for wia Yemi Alade and her boyfriend/manager dey.
d guy dey gum am even if she dey go piss.
I just dey get wasted crush on di babe.

Death***
E no go beta for you.

Chaz B you were suppose to be a year older today
but the cold hands of death snatched you from us on the 22nd of November, 2014.
Your legacy lives on.
You impacted and touched millions of lives on radio with your sold out programme,'Sharing Life Issues'.
You were an inspiration to this generation, you affected
so many lives positively, you are Chaz B.
RIP Big name,
RIP Chaz B.

SOURCE >>> http://www.ogakpatakpata..com

Feranmicharles:
lmao. Buh not withstanding shakara neva end na... After birth nko?

U no lie my broda.....
Veri possible say she fit kontiniu afta birth but at least for di next 20 months devil go dey short of one customer.

Feranmicharles:
Asin she don carry belle shakara don end like I don't get u. Is she not pregnant 4 her husband(teebliz) Huh

Some ppl sha... So shakara don end for Kim K too abi Pregnancy na sin,shey

Yes o
At least di nakedne*ss go stop and anyhow insightful dancing wit Pato Ranking banana go slow down.
Abi i lie?

Forget all di kwanta wey evribodi carry about Tee Billz and im wife, Tiwa Savage.
Di truth be say,nobodi fit predict wetin dey pipeline and nobodi know di importance of dia bedroom reach dem.
Dem say dem no dey drink panadol for husband and wife mata if not dem go use u take settle for bedroom and dis na wetin first lady of Mavin records,Tiwa Savage Balogun and Tunji Balogun just do so.
Notin we neva hear about dis dia marriage.
At a time sef,dem say Tiwa,dey do kelekele love wit Lagos big boy and pasona assistant to Govnor Babatunde Fashola of Lagos state,Folly Coker.
But di good news for di Balogun family be say di eminado singa and her husband don announce for instagram say she don get belle.

READ MORE>>>>>http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/01/tiwa-savage-don-carry-belle.html

Yet nothing has changed.
SMH!

Gareth Barry became the first premier league player
to reach 100 bookings during Everton 1-0 defeat to Stoke City on Boxing day.
Na wa o!

CHECK PLAYERS WHO MADE THE TOP 10 YELLOW CARD BOOKINGS HERE>>>>http://ogakpatakpata..com/2014/12/record-breakergareth-barry-first.html

Dem dey tell pesin to put Maggi for soup?
When the CALABAR FESTIVAL comes around, The world Take a bow

SEE MORE BEAUTIFUL PHOTOS HERE>>>>>http://ogakpatakpata..com/2014/12/pirate-things-governor-liyel-imoke-don.html

Pure Niceness

JIM IYKE DEY TROWAY SALUTE

Dem dey tell pesin to buy maggi put for soup?
When The Calabar Festival comes around,the world takes a bow.

SEE MORE BEAUTIFUL PICTURES HERE>>>>>>>>http://ogakpatakpata..com/2014/12/pirate-things-governor-liyel-imoke-don.html

marv1:
Pls write in english language when giving vital info not everybody can understand pigin.

Sorry sir o
(ogakpatakpata..com) is a pidgin english blog for a particular target market.

It is di first language of over 100 million Nigerians. Na di language wey my mama and her friends like to dey speak from morning till night.
Come to think of it...
MTN, GLO, GUNNESS etc, all pass vital information with pidgin English bicos na di lingua franca of Naija pipo be dat.
listen to radio stations..They invest more in pidgin adverts and it put a lot of food in my table.
We no dey form and we no dey use dis language joke for were i come from.

Christmas groove start early for many pipo for Honk Kong as dem pack plenti money wey spill for road like oil spillage wey appun for Niger Delta.
British security firm, G4S, wey dey responsible to transport about $4.5 million for Hong Kong,don enta heavy igbese (debt) as dia securiti van driver , no know say di back door no lock well and dis one kon make almost all di money troway for one busy highway for Wan Chai.
No be small drama as passers-by,taxi drivers, okada riders, mama, papa, pikin,mama akara and all sort of pipo rush enta road and pack di one wey dia power reach.
All di money wey leak from di bullion van, dey in Hong Kong 500 dollars note.
Out of di $4.5 million,( 850 million for naira),police announce say na $2 million dollars still dey miss and dem don dey beg pipo to return dem or else na 10 years criminal offence dem dey commit so.

READ MORE>>>>http://ogakpatakpata..com/2014/12/christmas-eve-miracle-for-people-as.html

Christmas groove start early for many pipo for Honk Kong as dem pack plenti money wey spill for road like oil spillage wey appun for Niger Delta.
British security firm, G4S, wey dey responsible to transport about $4.5 million for Hong Kong,don enta heavy igbese (debt) as dia securiti van driver, no know say di back door no lock well and dis one kon make almost all di money troway for one busy highway for Wan Chai.
No be small drama as passers-by,taxi drivers, okada riders, mama, papa, pikin,mama akara and all sort of pipo rush enta road and pack di one wey dia power reach.
All di money wey leak from di bullion van, dey in Hong Kong 500 dollars note.
Out of di $4.5 million,( 850 million for naira),police announce say na $2 million dollars still dey miss and dem don dey beg pipo to return dem or else na 10 years criminal offence dem dey commit so.

READ MORE>>>>http://ogakpatakpata..com/2014/12/christmas-eve-miracle-for-people-as.html

Clothes on or nudity?

Maheeda the Sex goddess, naija bad gal, lasgidi chick,goddess of X........
her nicknames yakpa like mosquitoes dem wey escape from swamp enter town.
Ever since the musician turned nudestar, relocated from the Garden City of PortHarcourt to Lagos, her popularity has soared and her name is one of the most googled.
Not because she is serenading our eardrums like Whitney Houston or a Diana Ross will do with tailor measured songs,
but because she leapfrogged Afrocandy as Naija queen of nudity.
Unlike Missy Elliot,she was a Mishit musically.
But in 2014, her popularity skyrocketed like a parachute whose target is the sky.
Maheeda was at the forefront of every single celebration Nigeria and the world witnessed.
From Halloween to October 1st, from Easter to oro festival,from democracy day to Eyo festival,from new yam festival to Christmas celebrations,
She was on ground to release erotic images to headline and mark this special days.
My eyes and the eyes of most social media freaks have seen enough of Maheeda's raunchy pictures.
After tweeting on Xmas eve that she need to put her dress on for a Xmas eve dinner before her husband divorce her,
The question is......
As 2015 is just around the corner, are you tired of seeing her unclad photos or you'll be salivating or craving for more?

Curled from...http://www.ogakpatakpata..com

If your bizness na to recruit pipo wey dey act blue film and yor budget no pass 30million naira, make you no near were Maheeda dey bicos she fit spit for yor left eye.
Di goddess of X as dem dey call her nowadays,yarn for twitter say, dem give her 30Milla job to act blue film and show her bedmatics skills.
Maheeda yarn say,"Can u imagine dis kain insult?"dem won pay dat kain small money for me to do sirios further maths for bed! Dat one na money?idiot! Two of my cars money naim be dat na!

OYA,READ MORE>>>>http://www.ogakpatakpata..com/2014/12/30-million-to-act-blue-film-too-small.html

This is unarguably and probably the world's biggest Crocodile which was caught in a Panama canal..
Panamanians beware o, this crocodile can swallow a man's destiny.
The largest before now,lived 111 years.

READ MORE>>>>>http://ogakpatakpata..com/2014/12/di-world-biggest-crocodile-don-show.html

This is unarguably and probably the world's biggest Crocodile which was caught in a Panama canal..
Panamanians beware o, this crocodile can swallow a man's destiny.
The largest before now,lived 111 years.

READ MORE>>>>>>http://ogakpatakpata..com/2014/12/di-world-biggest-crocodile-don-show.html

This is unarguably and probably the world's biggest Crocodile which was caught in a Panama canal..
Panamanians beware o, this crocodile can swallow a man's destiny.
The largest before now,lived 111 years.

READ MORE>>>>>http://ogakpatakpata..com/2014/12/di-world-biggest-crocodile-don-show.html

Nollywood shekens,Empress Njamah naim nack dis pictures of her and star actress Patience Ozokwor AkA Mama G for Internet of wen dem dey arrange di wakis wey pipo go blast for Actors Guild of Nigeria Presido,Ibinabo Fibresima wedding.
For those of una wey feel say dem go hire caterers for di mata, una sorry o bicos dis na pure African woman charcoal cooking no be sherekabia.
No time for time wasting.
See more photos for inside hia:>>>>>http://ogakpatakpata..com/2014/12/patience-ozokwor-frying-tins-for.html

Join me as i dey sing Mr lover man, Shabba song if u still rememberam as u dey read dis tori.
As I see dis tori on Govanor Jonah Jang, di first music wey enta my head na Shabba Ranks music,'Family Affair' wen im sing some years ago.
Di Govnor of Plateau state Mr Jonah Jang,
don show say di family come first for im brain as he don appoint im son, Yakubu,as commisioner for Land and urban planning.

READ MORE>>>>>http://ogakpatakpata..com/2014/12/governor-jonah-jang-don-appoint-him.html

Join me as i dey sing Mr lover man, Shabba song if u still rememberam as u dey read dis tori.
As I see dis tori on Govanor Jonah Jang,
di first music wey enta my head na Shabba Ranks music,'Family Affair' wen im sing some years ago.
Di Govnor of Plateau state Mr Jonah Jang,don show say di family come first for im brain as he don appoint im son,
Yakubu,as commisioner for Land and urban planning.

READ MORE>>>>>http://ogakpatakpata..com/2014/12/governor-jonah-jang-don-appoint-him.html

Omosexy abeg tell di bomboy from Otuoke